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The anime lover is a breed to cherish. If you’ve found yourself a crush who’s also an anime fan, they’re certainly a catch, so don’t let them get away! But there’s still the problem of how to make them notice you. What do you say to your anime-loving crush to start flirting?

Don’t worry. We’re not telling you to go to your crush and say, “Notice me, senpai,” with the most desperate tone you’re capable of. Instead, what about some funny pick-up lines full of cheesy anime puns and anime jokes that a veteran fan would undoubtedly get? 

If you’ve lived all your life under a rock and don’t know anything about the hottest anime of the moment, it can be hard to find some common ground. Getting started with anime is always a great idea, crush or not, but here we are with some of the best anime pick-up lines that will catch their attention and impress them with your knowledge. So get ready to do some investigating to find out what your crush’s favorite anime series and characters are, and choose the perfect line for them. Good luck!

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    #2

    You’re the hospital bed for my Deku.

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    #3

    Do you have a Death note?

    Because every time you smile, I feel like I’m having a heart attack.

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    #5

    I don’t need 99 souls. All I need is yours.

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    DJ ASTRO
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone is wondering what this is from it's from "Soul Eater"

    #6

    Perhaps I will allow myself to be eaten by such an adorable titan as you.

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    #7

    Can you be the Naruto to my Hinata?

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    #8

    Anime pick-up line on green background: "I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes combined." I’ll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes combined.

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    #9

    Let’s have a Future Diary. A diary of the future of you and me.

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be quite concerned about obsessive behavior if I heard this one

    #10

    Are you a death note?

    Because you make my heart stop.

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    #11

    It seems that you spirited me away irrevocably.

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    #12

    Anime pick-up line on a beige background: "I wish I was a demon, because I really want you to slay me tonight." I wish I was a demon, because I really want you to slay me tonight.

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    #13

    Do you have the Byakugaan, because it feels like you can see right through my heart.

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    #14

    I’ll love you longer than all the One Piece episodes.

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    #16

    Anime pick-up line on red background: "Our love is over 9000. Know what I am? Saiyan?" Our love is over 9000. Know what I am? Saiyan?

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    #17

    Are you Saitama?

    Because you got me down in one move.

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    #18

    Please never work at the Ouran Host Club, otherwise your colleagues will be unemployed.

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    #20

    Anime pick-up line on a pink background: "Hey, I'm not Zenitsu, but being with you is one thing I want to hone to perfection." Hey, I’m not Zenitsu, but being with you is one thing I want to hone to perfection.

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    #23

    Did Buu attack you?

    Because you’re as sweet as candy.

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    #25

    Are you from Howl’s Moving Castle?

    Because you take my spirit away.

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    #27

    Better wear my sunglasses, because you Meiko my day so bright.

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    #29

    Isn’t your name Historia?

    Because you are my queen.

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    #30

    Baby, you make my heart go tododoki, tododoki, tododoki!

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    #31

    I’ve been looking for you like Gon’s been lookin for his Dad.

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    #32

    Anime pick-up line on red background: "So, do you want to get married in the first episode?" So, do you want to get married in the first episode?

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    #34

    Girl have you mastered the Rasengan?

    Because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy.

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    #35

    If I just had a Geass, I’d command you to be mine.

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    #36

    Anime pick-up line on pink background: "Is your name Erza? Cause my cheeks go Scarlet when I think of you." Is your name Erza?

    Cause my cheeks go Scarlet when I think of you.

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    #37

    You’re so cute and that’s a deadly sin!

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    #38

    Don’t need to be a Phantom Thief to steal your heart.

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    #39

    With you, our house turns into a Howl’s Moving Castle.

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    #40

    Anime pick-up line: "Is your name Kira? Because I'm eager to catch you." Is your name Kira?

    Because I’m eager to catch you.

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    #41

    Your soul is an excellent dish that all demons and butlers dream to taste.

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    #42

    If you worked in the Love Me Section, you would be the employee of the month.

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    #43

    Even Sakamoto believes in your supremacy. So do I.

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    #44

    Anime pick-up line on a mustard background: "Do you hear Hellsing? It's me trying to make a Lovesing to you." Do you hear Hellsing?

    It’s me trying to make a Lovesing to you.

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    #45

    You seem to be a dimensional witch. Cause you fulfilled my desire to be with you.

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    #46

    Aren’t you Beauty Thief Noir by any chance?

    Because I think you stole my heart.

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    #47

    I’m not Gabi but I’ll shoot my shot.

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    #48

    Card with an anime pick-up line: "Are you a tuner monster? Because you’re powering up my Syncro." Are you a tuner monster?

    Because you’re powering up my Syncro.

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    #49

    Roses are red, Light is dead, will you be the butter to my bread?

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    #50

    Anime pick-up line card with a playful message about catching someone's heart. You may wanna catch them all but I only want to catch you!

    Wynaut go out with me?

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    #51

    Do you believe in Fate? How about you stay the Night?

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    #52

    Are you a trap card?

    Because I’ve Fallen for you.

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    #53

    Anime pick-up line on a pink background: "Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story?" Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story?

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    #54

    You must be better than Kuuhaku. Because when I first saw you, you already won my heart.

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    #55

    Are you a Wing Spiker?

    Cause you make my pulse spike too!

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    #56

    Is your name Levi?

    Because I love you GAJEEL-ION times more than Jet and Droy.

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    akapleko
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh i thought this was an aot referenceeeee. kinda disappointeddddd

    #57

    Anime pick-up line on a turquoise background: "You remind me of Menma, because even when I can’t see you, I still feel you inside my heart." You remind me of Menma. Because even when I can’t see you, I still feel you inside my heart.

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    #58

    Are you Karasuno’s Captain?

    Because you’re my number one.

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    #59

    Are you Kikyo?

    Because I think you shot an arrow through my heart.

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    #60

    Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you to give me your number.

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    #61

    Anime pick-up line on a yellow background: "Are you Hiro? Because I want you to be my darling." Are you Hiro?

    Because I want you to be my darling.

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    #62

    NeoTokyo must be in trouble, because I’m looking at an angel right now.

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    Full Name
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this would be better if it were Tokyo-3 or something

    #63

    You are a real Lucky Star in my daily life.

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    #64

    Are you not Natsu by any chance?

    Because you’re hot.

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    #65

    Anime pick-up line on a red background: "Are you a Railgun? Because I feel the spark between us." Are you a Railgun?

    Because I feel the spark between us.

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    #67

    Is your name Haruhi Fujioka?

    Because everybody loves you.

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    #68

    I am like a Colossal Titan ready to break through the wall to your heart.

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    #69

    Anime pick-up line on pink background: "It's like the Curse of the Abyss. I can't stop loving you so easily." It’s like the Curse of the Abyss. I can’t stop loving you so easily.

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    #70

    You are like the Red Man. You appear spectacularly.

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    #71

    You don’t need to give me the power of Geass for me to fulfill your wish.

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    #72

    Are you Inori Yuzuriha?

    Because that’s the only thing that can explain why are you so perfect.

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    #73

    There might be a lot of magikarps in the sea but I am looking for a Gyarados.

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    #74

    Extra cursed student or not, I won't even think of ignoring you.

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    #75

    I don't need a Sharingan to see how beautiful you are.

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    #76

    Anime pick-up line about Infinite Tsukuyomi on a beige background with a Bored Panda logo. Hey darling, I must be in Infinite Tsukuyomi, cause you’re like a dream come true.

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    #77

    I’d trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher’s stone.

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    #78

    Even if it means risking my existence, I’ll cross different world lines just to find you.

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    #80

    Anime pick-up line on a red background: "You and me like All Hanshin Kyojin." You and me like All Hanshin Kyojin.

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    #81

    My Future Diary shows that we will live happily.

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    #82

    You are like Oracle and Navi, guide me to a better future.

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    #83

    We are like a couple of bad thieves. We always leave baccano behind.

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    #84

    Pink background with an anime-themed pick-up line about land god Mikage. If land god Mikage decides to go on vacation, he will immediately give you his title.

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    #85

    You should create a club “SOS Brigade”, because you attract all the most unusual and interesting.

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    #86

    Aren’t you from the Grace Field House?

    You look like a delicacy.

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    #87

    Every ghoul in this city dreams of eating your eyes. I just want to catch your eye.

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    #88

    For a palmtop tiger like you, I’m ready to cook for eternity.

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    #89

    Surely you have Sun Flame, because you illuminate my life.

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    #90

    Anime pick-up line on a beige background, mentioning a magically ornamented girl with a chainsaw. You like a magically ornamented girl with a chainsaw. You came from another world.

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    #91

    Aren’t you The Puppet Master?

    Because you hacked my ghost.

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    #92

    Will you be my Faye Valentine this February?

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    #93

    I am thou, thou art I and us together.

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    #94

    Anime pick-up line on pink background: "If you become my Chain, I will gladly lose my soul." If you become my Chain, I will gladly lose my soul.

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    #95

    With you my Perfect Blue turns into Perfect Red.

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    #96

    Isn’t your name Carla?

    Well then let me make you Happy!

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    #97

    I yearn to see you like samurai who smells of sunflowers.

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    #98

    Anime pick-up line on a pink background: "Darling, I would take the Hunter Exam if you want me to." Darling I would take the Hunter Exam if you want me to.

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    #99

    Akeno might be the best girl in HighSchool DxD but you’re the best girl in real life.

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    #100

    Baby I will show you all 6 paths!

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    #101

    Are you Temari?

    Because you completely blew me away.

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    #102

    Anime pick-up line referencing Detective Conan on a teal background. I know a mystery even Detective Conan can’t solve: The mystery of how you got so damn beautiful!

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    #103

    Just say yes and I’ll give you more than seven eurekas.

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    #104

    Are you Gaara?

    Because love is written all over your face.

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    #105

    Are you Makise Kurisu?

    Because I will travel world lines to be with you.

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    #106

    Anime pick-up line on a yellow background with the text "Hey Girl, you Bulma mind." Hey Girl, you Bulma mind.

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    #107

    I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re stunning.

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    #108

    Only with you I have fuwa-fuwa time.

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    #109

    Is your name Tsumugi Kotobuki?

    Because your sweets are wonderful.

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    #110

    Anime pick-up line about Fujiko Mine's status as a great thief and beauty. It looks like Fujiko Mine will have to fight for the status of a great thief and beauty because of you.

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    #111

    Did you use Gowther’s Invasion to seduce me?

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    #112

    Anime pick-up line on a green background: "Wow! Your psycho passport has exceeded the heart stealing crime rate." Wow! Your psycho passport has exceeded the heart stealing crime rate.

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    #113

    I adore curry like Karasuma, but you taste better.

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    #114

    You are so beautiful that I came back from the dead and turned into a Shiki.

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    #115

    It makes no sense for me to seek the gold of the Ainu, because I have you.

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    #116

    Pink background with a playful anime pick-up line about a Night Class. It seems to me that you are from the Night Class. Because I’m into you!

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    #117

    Gundam, you look oh-so-fine!

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    #118

    Our love won’t die before Berserk concludes.

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    #119

    When I’m with you, I feel like Gray Fullbuster. Want to undress.

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    #120

    Anime pick-up line on teal background: "It's good that I don't have a Behelit. After all, you are my love." It’s good that I don’t have a Behelit. After all, you are my love.

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