“I’ll stick with my version,Frank!”

Mission Chirpable

It's how i feel everyday at work, aince apparently, i am in charge. Welp.

But what about second breakfast?

This belongs to "Artist Reveals What Employees Would Say If They Could Talk"

That’s hilarious!

One of my dogs can catch it, the other can't and wants it either handed to her or placed on the floor. Her face when we get it wrong... oops.

Kitty: now do it again.

That explain why cats sleeps around 20h a day... :-D

Dont worry youll be in the body of an eagle soon

Then let it all out so he can eat you! :D

And when the human gives in, complain because you didn't want *that* food.

I highly recommend David Attenborough's documentary "Birds of Paradise." Some of the most out of this world birds with mating dances that look like modern dance.

Nice save!

As I once told my cats "THIS IS NOT A MOVIE THEATER"

What could happen??? Ever watch Bambi

Thats Me

My cat jumps off any furniture to puke on the clear floor, like a real gent. He even walks away while I'm cleaning the mess 😍

This also applies to Facebook "researchers"?

Well technically, he is kissing himself under the mistletoe.

Yellow lab: Or it could be that time I threw up in front of everyone at Thanksgiving, and you came along an ate it. Blonde lab: No because then they would be thinking about both of us, and I might not be gone yet. Yellow lab: Oh yeah...well it's the tennis ball then; definitely the tennis ball. Blonde lab: Yeah...good times lol.

Me with a bug.

Please scream inside your heart

And then you knock the whole wall down and they still can't find the bloody way out!

This is young adult me vs older adult me.

Isn't "wherefore art thou?" why are you?

I got to see this in Alaska... Pretty dang amazing

Sniffing, walking and for my male dog peeing every few steps. Walking a male dog seems to take a lot longer to do the same route... it annoys my female dog when she is in a hurry to get to the next sniff!

I love pugs