... now it's time for an afternoon nap?

To be fair it is often harder the first time in a new job when everything is new.

I feel you man :(

Stick to what you gnaw

It's sometimes a good sign for the relationship if each believes in the other, more than each believes in themselves

Give them what they like, from time to time

No, it’s for your own good

Wind travels. Air diffuses. If you don't want to be influenced by dead people, don't read books.

Yes.

It took until now to realize how gay these all are lol, I am historically bad at observation

But ... that cute smile ... ?

i boredpanda mine :D

Doing nothing, regardless of who you’re with is cool unless you have stuff planned… (curses upon my minuscule attention span)

The eyes don't lie

Bee who? Who are we meant to be? Are we our own original selves or pale imitations of originals eons past? Do we have freedom to aspire limitlessly or is that in itself a shackle? In believing we’re free, do we stop ourselves from truly experiencing it? Are we merely the fractured shards of ones who come before us, warped and twisted in order to shadow the original. Can we be free if we believe that we already are?

Smooth execution but not smooth reception. Maybe word it better?

LORE! GET MATPAT CAUSE I HAVE A THEORY!

Dad jokes never go out of fashion

Take nobody too seriously

Judge jury and executioner. Imagine getting arrested for baby shark. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Living causes ageing, as well; just enjoy the ride

Looks can be deceiving.

Nobody's perfect, but it's good to concentrate on your friends' better points and just slide past any problems

Well he did as he was asked, but only that. I believe this is a form og weaponized incompetence.

It seems as if we all become our parents - once we have to face the battles that our parents faced

I... feel like we are missing some crucial details here

I hope the werewolf can pay for himself, for it will probably take a lot of food to satisfy him.

Some people have sleep drove before. As long as you have a propensity for the action (and in this case, experience), you can do quite a bit as a sleep walker. (This is also why using "I was sleep walking" as an excuse is not the buy out people think it is.)

"you know! hiss hiss" is hilarious!

Smooth.

What’s the difference? (Genuinely asking)

Tragic

Wear it with pride

mer crimmus!

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes, the bug.

... and in the meantime, just have fun !

He's got a back-story, you've got a back-story; concentrate on making 'now' amazing !

Somehow I feel that wolf guy should decide whose friend he is.

You be you, honey-babe

don't push your luck, even if you are cute

Sometimes your friends just get carried away

I don't think I'd be meeting new people at all if I'd just be myself

Do the tough stuff, then relax and be the kid you believe you are fur real

With real friends, you never do know if they're kidding. Makes for an exciting - but challenging - life

me, everytime, and strangely still single at 48 :D

Hope they can all swim

It's like that sometimes.

Prequel to the pizza catching on fire?

"but.... The real story is BORING!"

Just realized today that they make Red Hot flavoured Goldfish.

beelzebub

different rules for sisters

food fights aren't really that intellectual, are they ...

"Everyone wants to save the world. They just all disagree on how"

so, feeling in love is like eating chocolate - but without the calories ;-)

Erm... 😶

Doesn't have quite the same ring now does it. It is way funnier if you actually sing it in your head trying to cram presenting in there as fast possible