dolphins are the best in every way

awwwww<3

cute

even bugs are not excluded from unwanted sexual advances? man, this world is tough for female across every species.

Ah Texas. You never disappoint.

note to self: maybe skip NY if you ever got to visit America in the future?

My wife said I can do the same thing.

What? I will have to google this one.

It's called "Schnuddelhong" (literally snot chicken) in Luxembourg.

My grandmother told me never to be mean to a crow. They'll remember you.

aww~

Well, someone should herd little children. Maybe we can employee them in school. That'd be fun.

thats why she is the queen

Nature can be a b***h

Does anyone's crotch hurt thinking abt this?

I do the same thing

Now THAT is dedication!!!

"Yas, Queen, slay"?

QUEEN (quite literally)

Is it weird that I already knew this??

🎶she's a killer queen gunpowder guiitine dynamite with a laser beam guaranteed to blow you mind🎶 no ok I'll see myself out....

Just like a female Marine.

They "explode"?! Out in a blaze of glory I guess!

What the f**k

It's good to be the Queen!

Maybe humans should have that ability....

I would love that to be my legacy.... From the pulpit: She left a trail of penisless corpses in her wake🤣

"Bees of the world: unite against sexual exploitation"

Love hurts!!

im not doing that now

hey at least they get some

How tragic!

WTF?!

It's good to be the Queen!

You go girl!

yeah!!!

D:

Damn

Drone bees. That's their purpose in life.

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Technically, it's not a penis.

Ya mon

What bats? I see a bunch of adorable cottonball piglets! ^^

That's understandable, after all, they are cats

I'm shifting to Iceland right now

there is video on youtube showing a candle flame barely moving when any other bird would just extinguish the flame its a must see video (at work cant link you guys)

We had a guinea pig that would do this

king julian had a conspiracy about the new york giants..........

I wouldn't want to live in a shared flat with sloths. Lock themselves in the bathroom for hours and then clog the toilet with their gigantic turds.

Squirrels and Cougars: Saving the world one food item at a time.

And it's beautiful, too.

"Endless cycle of farting" Magnificent...

This does not sound realistic...zookeepers would know that.

How do I get this job?

they really are robbers!!!

someone should make sex toys for ferrets, it will save the species