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Facebook groups were game changers for many people out there who found a sense of belonging and made friends, who looked for a place to vent or share their passion, or simply wanted a hassle-free corner to sell or buy things. Today, there are countless Facebook groups out there, from very peculiar ones to solely practical ones, to the ones that combine both.

This Facebook group known as “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups” took a good look at all these groups and realized that just as Facebook has given a voice to people who needed one, so it has given a voice to those who not just speak but scream, aka angry people.

“Facebook has given a voice to local communities across the world, communities which previously had no voice and in hindsight probably shouldn't have been given one,” reads the description of the group, which is home to a whopping 55.6K members. We wrapped up some of the most entertaining posts below, so scroll down!

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Anne Jones
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hooted at a car because it didn’t have its lights on and it was nighttime. I wanted to warn him because of the danger. The driver flipped me the bird and shouted that I was a stupid c*nt.

Jen Hart
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tend to do a quick turn off of my own lights and quick turn back on for that. Horn toot is too vague.

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Adam Zad
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I yelled "COW!" at a woman on a bicycle and she flipped me off, then plowed her bicycle straight into the side of the cow I was warning her about. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I tried.

Nikki Sevven
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person's anger is justified too. I don't understand why you refer to these as "delusional."

CamiCamilion
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was biking to work when I saw someone's fancy graphics card fly off the roof... Tried so hard to get their attention and find them, but ... Well, my husband built a great computer around that card eventually!

Key Lime
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No good deed goes unpunished.

U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

? If you stole her handbag that was actually pretty mean

N Miller
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Her handbag was on the top of her own car as she drove off. OP tooted their horn to draw attention to the fact she'd left it there and got a rude response. So OP is pointing out that as she drove off, the handbag probably (because physics) fell off on the journey home. No stealing involved, just an idiot woman who lost her own stuff due to idiocy and rudeness.

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To find out more about the community behind the “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups" Facebook group, Bored Panda reached out to its creator Steph Bobby Doyle, who said that she doesn’t take things very seriously and tends to find it quite amusing when other people do.

“I’m an active user of social media and member of a few local Facebook groups and just found some of the posts people were sharing really funny. On the one hand, social media gives us access to events happening on a global scale, but people still use it to moan about the tiny things happening on their own street,” Doyle told us.“

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May he have a itch that perpetually moves when he tries to scratch it.

    TheDemonicCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May he have an itch in his mouth that he can't quite scratch with his tongue

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    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May your socks always be wet

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 I love this post! May the fleas if three thousand camels infest your crotch!

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... pretty rough, but having frozen in wet clothes for hours a few times - well deserved, that! But let's skip the crotch - may have a decent spouse that gets these, too - and, to make up for sparing them, assign three spots. Both armpits and the space between the toes on the right foot. Makes driving driving you insane.

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    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May you drop your keys every time you go to open your front door.

    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a really threatening curse! :-D

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May you ask somebody to make a plate for you at the cookout and they say, you can do it yourself and when you start making it somebody says "Hey, who tf are you?"

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May you try to get up and leave but your pocket or belt loop gets stuck to something.

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the person behind you in the check out line stare through to your soul while you try to put your change in your wallet.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May you always pick the slowest check out line in the grocery store… And you can never find a charger when your phone Is about to die, but then you find one right after it dies and have to wait 3 minutes before it turns back on. May you get cozy and comfortable in bed and have to pee. May you always walk into a room to look for something and forget what it is. May your french fries always be under or over salted. May your Netflix movies always buffer during the best parts. And may every car speed up or slow down, matching you, right when you’re trying to change lanes.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May a landing spaceship blow all the fillings out of their taco.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well just because you don't like something spare a thought for those who do...

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love thunderstorms. And when you put up with the bad, it means someone else gets the good

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a narcissist without telling me you're a narcissist. That's on one level with those nasty fcukers who demanded that people not use their own gardens during Covid restrictions because some people don't have them.

    Antoinette Maldari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I eat green grapes, I never think of those who don't eat green grapes. I am a horrible person.

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone stops looking at the thunderstorm, thunderstorm "well screw you all, I'm off over there"!

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what any of that means.

    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people don’t right good

    Wolf127
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to a reservation error, we got a free cheese and fruit plate at a hotel in Lexington. With that bounty between us, we watched the lightening and heavy downpour that lasted up to 2 hours. One of the best times my wife and I ever had!

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a rude, thoughtless person I must be as I loved the storms today in Texas. Never gave two shits about those who don't like them. Lol

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a particularly rain-prone area, so I'm not scared of thunderstorms because I know that they won't start a fire.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly baffling thought process; unless, of course, the statement above was composed unencumbered by the thought process.

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    I follow the page Angry People in Local Newspapers and couldn’t believe there wasn’t an Angry People in Local Facebook Groups, so I made my own,” Doyle recounted the origins of her group.

    When asked why so many people vent out their frustrations on online groups, Doyle believes that people just like to vent. “Most members are British and we are famed for being very polite. Whilst we might not yell at someone in the street to pick up after their dog, we're happy to angrily post about it IN ALL CAPS on Facebook,” the creator of “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups" explained.

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda cute. :) But for the amount... Sounds realllly British though :)

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the other commenters: It doesnt dound British because of the money aspect. It sounds British because 1) person left money for eggs instead of stealing them 2) op requests egss back on social media 3) "eggs now returned"

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... actually very wholesome. There are still pleasant people around.

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone take your eggs though… this post confuses me…

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK people sometimes leave food they have grown (or eggs that their chickens have laid) outside so you can leave the money and buy the food.

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    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I think is actually sweet. They seem understanding

    F C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 pounds for eggs... England is absurdly expensive

    Sonia Bailey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she got 2 dozen! I live in Scotland, I pay £1.50 for a half dozen free range eggs from a local farmer.

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Someone running in flip flops". That's hilarious!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should start leaving notes on the neighbors door scoring their performance the night before. But be vicious about it. (Russia) 6.2 "Too much Vodka, not enough foreplay." (USA) 4.3 "Sounded very PG-13 to me." (France) 2.1 "You call that sex?," (Italy) **Judges score could not be tallied as he fell asleep from boredom.**

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for ever more those final moments of intimacy will remind me of the sound of 'flip flops' and I will p**s myself laughing instead 🤣

    BakedKahuna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, the running in flip flops sound comes up. It must be over eventually.

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should tape it then the next night play it back through their wall with the biggest speaker set you can get your hands on!

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh so hard tears poured down my leg!

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very... graphical.... lol

    SOPHIA BARTLETT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "running in flip flops" i can't brEAthe

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not enough pints in the pub to justify a night of Oasis.

    AwesomeLeoWife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a champagne supernova instead of pints?

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Gallaghers are such àssholes that they even sound petty and angry while singing a love song.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's more Nowaysis than Noasis (who are an Oasis tribute band and actually quite good).

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the French version of Oasis

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. Oasis (with a French accent).

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    When it comes to the members of this group, Doyle thinks that just like her, most members look on the lighter side of life and are able to find humor in things and poke fun. “However, sometimes a post might spark some debate and I will see members commenting things that I think would fit well into an Angry People in Angry People in Local Facebook Groups group.”

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have many fond memories because the 1984 Olympics in L.A. Because of the time difference most of the main events were late in the evening or in the middle of the night, but I managed to talk my parents into giving me permission to stay up late to watch. Did fall asleep during the closing ceremony, but still

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll be happy that the 2028 Games take place in LA then.

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the woman who wanted a solar eclipse moved to the weekend because it was more convinient.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the dark about this one. Did she get her wish?

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the Olympics should be permanently hosted by Athens, Greece. No more spending $30 billion on new venues that get used for 2 weeks then fall apart from never being used again and shoddy building practices because you didn't wait long enough to build the 2nd story after pouring the concrete for the first. The Olympic village can be repurposed during non-Olympic years for other uses. Smaller countries that can't afford a 2 man kayak training facility can have a cheap, maintained, and readily available space for them to train for the 4 years between events.

    Waddling Land Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually genius, and maybe make it a no-country zone to not give Greece an advantage if there was a war. Similar to Washington DC

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the woman who wanted to reschedule the sun when a solar eclipse was scheduled because it wasn't convenient for her kid. reschedule...1d14d8.jpg reschedule-the-sun-63657ef1d14d8.jpg

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why DVRs were born. Get your sleep, and watch it a few hours after it happens, when you’re awake.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VCR was how my dad watched them back in the 80s/early 90s.

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    Kiana Kaslana <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year when the games were on, it was during the school day for me and my teachers would put it on to watch... Needless to say, barely any work happened

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have late night / early morning usa football parties when was in Europe.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think how bad it must be for those athletes to compete at 3 and 4 in the morning.

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have got confused when he was asked to wear a helmet.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought it was sufficient protection.

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trying to be extra safe.

    Gregg Carr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity his girlfriend who said "ok but just put the head in"

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment got posted twice. I’d advise you to delete one of them as some people will start downvoting you

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    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Halloween costume--A Giant d*ckhead

    Gregg Carr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i pity his girlfriend who said " ok but just put the head in"

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was told he needed to protect his head. He got confused as to which head

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well his mum told him to "take precautions".

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he misunderstood what head they told him to put it over.

    John Powers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condoms are meant to PREVENT life...

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a different meaning for "ballin'" than many other people. Or at least I hope so.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully there was no unfortunate altercation between an elderly gentleman and a pimp.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the elderly gentleman, that's a straight up pimp cane.

    Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Ciel needs to buy yet another!

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lolz. Attention! Possible costume piece found near theater! This mystery must be solved.

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    As for the content that gets shared on “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups," Doyle tries to only share posts that are genuinely funny and doesn't approve anything that's mean-spirited.

    “There will be times when there will be a lot of post submissions about the same sort of thing so I'll try to pick the funniest ones. There was 1 week when I felt a bit green around the gills after looking through dozens of posts which included photos of dog poop so I do try not to share too many of those!”

    Although Doyle said she hasn’t really thought about where the group is headed, she has a good idea of what the local people of Facebook want. “So maybe one day I'll stand for local election to eliminate the phantom dog poopers, bad parkers and noisy neighbors of the world!” she concluded.

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong of me to have laughed at this one?

    Goth mouse (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same guy farting into someones ring doorbell? 😅

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my age I should be more mature .... But I haven't laughed that hard in ages....

    Katarzyna B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't find this funny at all, gross and weird

    Alice In Hell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really would be gross and weird if it happened to any of us I'm sure..and upsetting....however....to read it and get a mental image, its funny as heck...excuse me whilst I go laugh. 😅

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    Steph Peth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it 4 Mississippi seconds? If so that's quite the fart!

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, what the guy did is wrong and had no business doing it. Second, what did that person allow their kids to do to that man that he felt the appropriate revenge was to purposely fart in their face and comment on it? Third, I would have laughed if I saw it so I'm a bad person too.

    Victor Trejo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the "have that" that makes it for me. 😄

    Didn'tlikemyoldname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine the kids face while the dudes farting for 1, 2, 3, 4 seconds

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did either your kid or you do to him to make him do that? My mother’s first question when I came home and complained that someone was mean to me, to clarify whether I deserved it or not.

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 seconds? He must have completely deflated.

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rick Moranis? Is that you?

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they wearing one of those cheap plastic kids false nose and glasses combo?

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try some Vaseline with archival ink on the button (it will feel gross, stain their finger and make them identifiable) and you will be able to deter and/or confront your farting telegram afterwards.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Someone farts at your doorbell? TBH, having all these spying devices, compromising data security even of people who never agreed, should make people miserable.

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let my 13 year old read this... he'll start terrorizing the neighbors with that tactic

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that actually really funny

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    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembering back to my childhood, they are very tempting to pop - make a little sound ad very satisfying like bubble wrap...

    Carla McNeil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pop my fuchsia" is a euphemism in search of a filthy truth

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never popped a fuchsia, but now that I know it is possible I must try!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a very particular set of skills"

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have a word with the squirrels

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my late 30s and still enjoy doing this.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grow these, and I get it, they are sensitive. However, you just sound silly LOL.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine already died and I'm sad. It was a real struggle to get them a vibrant colour, too, and not dropping their buds. I love to look at them but I don't think I would want to bring one in my home again.

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    David Leick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They call him... The Deflowerer!

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know, you could do that...

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    It’s only human to feel a vast array of emotions, from sadness to anger, from happiness to anxiety. Anger, however, is something we should not be proud of, yet it comes and meets us quite often. Charles Spielberger, PhD, a psychologist who specializes in the study of anger, argues that anger is “an emotional state that varies in intensity from mild irritation to intense fury and rage.”

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    And just like other strong emotions, anger is not just in your mind. In fact, it is often accompanied by physiological and biological changes which mean that when you get angry, your heart rate and blood pressure go up, as do the levels of your energy hormones, adrenaline, and noradrenaline.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your curse on her will inevitably come true. But only if she lives long enough, and doesn’t die young from causing a head on collision by going the wrong way on a one way road or driveway.

    Waddling Land Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will still come true, but she won’t be around to see it

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    Sarah SH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she doesn’t/can’t read the sign she probably won’t read/care about this post. Most people who are willing to step on others never feel remorse or shame about it anyway. “One day he will realize his mistake.” No, some people just don’t. Rant over.

    Michelle Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG the t?t comment is from Pretty in Pink!!!

    Kelly Von Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Pretty In Pink reference. Nice

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    FriendlyNeighborhoodTerror
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all….it’s from the song from Evita. “Don’t cry for me Argentina.”

    Isabel Frost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post doesn't belong here, it's an Evita reference

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Marge/Tina variant was in the Emperor's New Groove sequel.

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    poopyhead
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. Oh my. How great is this burn!

    Jane Ellen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute, but that's funny!!!!

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. had to read it again to really get it

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    Timbob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could they send you messages if you deleted them?

    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh funny. Do you really know Marge and Tina?

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    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) BAHAHAHAHA THE ONE TIME AUTOCORRECT WAS NEEDED IT DIDN'T SHOW UP 2) how is a dumpling recipe top-secret though?

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its dumping. In parts of of the US, women have both official and unofficial contests at county fairs and Sunday potluck socials over their dump cakes. You can go to an after church dinner on Sunday at a Methodist church in Kentucky and see 3 different peach dump cakes plus several other flavors. The makers will be judged by their peers on how much is left over at the end of the meal. There are few things more WASP Midwest America than changing something that is supposed to be quick, easy and fun into something complex that takes hours. See Halloween and Christmas yard decorating neighborhoods for an example of this taken to the extreme.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother’s morning coffee, magnified 10x after the second cup on Sunday mornings. Yes, I remember it well. So do my brothers, and so did my father while he was alive. It’s not that it didn’t taste good, it’s just that it was especially effective in starting the process of peristalsis. To clarify, I am nearly 62 years old, so we’re talking coffee made on the stove, in an old fashioned percolator (yep, eggshells and all), anytime after my parents got married in 1941 to when I, as the youngest kid, left home in 1979. After that, they got a Mr Coffee and things were radically different, according to my father.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typo aside, I can never understand the obsession with keeping recipes a secret. Unless you're trying to win a county fare, I don't see why you can't just share the recipe. It's a weird ego trip.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I need to put down my cider when reading this list.... I keep laughing and spilling it !

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that there was a typo and they actually meant "dumplings".

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the cigarettes

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could try Laxido. I tried it and it Laxidoes!

    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget to wash it all down with a large mug of coffee

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    And while most of us get intense bursts of anger when things go against the plan, think of a canceled flight or an unpleasant comment from your coworker, some people control it better than others.

    According to Jerry Deffenbacher, PhD, a psychologist who specializes in anger management, some people really are more “hotheaded” than others are; they get angry more easily and more intensely than the average person does. There are also those who don’t show their anger in loud spectacular ways but are chronically irritable and grumpy. Easily angered people don’t always curse and throw things; sometimes they withdraw socially, sulk, or get physically ill.

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But the person who decided to take a solid poo up against my house is fine. You might want to add some fibre to your diet, though."

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do so many of these have to do with poop...?

    qUeenLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bc everyone here is extremely immature (myself included)

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you let it dry and set rather than wash it off whilst wet? Seems self-sabotaging just to prove a point. Hose it down and post the footage anyway.

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he was asleep and saw it later on the cctv as there was a warning something was filmed.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the rest of your neighborhood need to watch someone poo on your house? Take the video to the cops. No one wants to be drinking coffee getting ready for work and see that in your morning feed.

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    N Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report them. In the UK deliberately splashing a pedestrian with a puddle by driving through it fast enough to cause a splash is actually driving without due cause and attention and is ILLEGAL. He could be fined for it, or points on his licence.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their employer would definitely want to know, like the employer of a bus driver who deliberately drove at me while I was crossing the road (slowed down at the zebra crossing and waved me across then accelerated and laughed as I had to leap out of the way to avoid being knocked down). When I remembered how to breathe I contacted the bus company; he said it was "just a joke". They sacked him.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this person is exaggerating. If they were really at the bus' doors when it was driven off then there is no way that they were splashed. There is no chance of a bus being able to accelerate to a high-enough speed within its own length to cause puddle water to splash up. At most it could cause the water to slosh over the 'victim's' shoes. People have every right to be angry over things that really happen - the bus pulling away when it did, for example - but as soon as they start adding imaginary events just to make an incident sound worse than it was then they lose any sympathy that the true version may have earned them.

    mrsmir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct, but it makes for a better story 😂

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    Maisey Myles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe be on time for the bus?

    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick PSA. Please don't down vote comments that are not hateful, harrasment, or spam. Downvotes get people banned. They are not dislike buttons. They are supposed to be a reporting tool. BP does not check the comments, it is automated and people will get a message that they have been banned for suspicious behavior. It is BP biggest flaws. If you don't like a comment, or disagree etc., just keep scrolling or comment back to open up a discussion. Save the down votes for the harrassers, haters, and spammers that deserve to be banned.

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    Say What
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's irritating how many people don't know the word "saw". Don't schools teach that in kindergarten anymore?

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    GlitterQueen541
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "a leg with no one attached" is perfection!

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these post aren’t of people being angry though…

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true, and some of them are righteously angry, not "delusional"...

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    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in prison, there were several women with only one leg. Only one lady, who lived on my floor, had a sleeve. We were roommates for awhile, and her bed was opposite the door. It really gave me a start when the first time I went into the room to see her leg resting against the wall without a person attached.

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone comes across a leg with no one attached could you please let me know lol

    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remember The Far Side where a boatload of mannequins capsized, and the sharks thought it was a particularly mean prank?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found two. How do I know which is his?

    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have prosthetic legs and still don’t trust sharks enough to go above my ankles.. childhood trauma from d!ckhead siblings associated with my name and beaches. 😡

    Alan Gale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'A leg with no one attached to it. ' I do not often read such a sentence.

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    Psychologists argue that people who get angry easily have a low tolerance for frustration. They can’t take things in stride, and they’re particularly infuriated if the situation seems somehow unjust: for example, being corrected for a minor mistake. This can be caused by past trauma, or be inherited genetically.

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    In fact, anger management is a skill that is learned as part of fluid communication when a child is growing up. So it’s no wonder that typically, people who are easily angered come from families that are disruptive, chaotic, and not skilled at emotional communication.

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 🎵🎵Push it! Push it real good!🎵🎵

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's with the semi-blocked-out "thank you" at the top? lol

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand why people don’t like Ed Sheeran so much…

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why they think Ed Sheeran raps. He does rock, pop, and folk, right?

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a gay neighbor that played Mariah Carey and Sade full blast during the afternoons. You could hear him singin' across the parking lot!. Not that I'm against anyone enjoying their music, but dude...change it up a bit.

    David Leick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chad Kroeger's secret has been revealed.

    Misty-Dawn Amayi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, do you know where your cell phone is?

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not too short, you are vertically challenged.

    Ra1n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a short person i prefer the term “vertically efficient”

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    Charlotte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 5ft person in the Netherlands, I completely understand this rant. *cries*

    Lo Kindred
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get you one of those grabber things like I have and go to town on those Cornettos.

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a store retail worker...they build store shelves to the build of six foot tall, and then staff the front with women under five foot six. It is evil 😂!

    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m confused. Assuming there are shelves from the ground up, wouldn’t lowering the shelves require eliminating other shelves/items? I don’t know about markets in general, but if mine had to lower their shelves by even one, they’d have to double the floor space of the building.

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ☹️ I always try to help the short people in the store. I'm 5'7" with a 6'3" arm span, so if you see me in the store and need help, don't hesitate to call on me! I'm sorry grocers are unaccommodating.

    Mason Kronol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5' 8" with what my husband calls monkey arms and usually wear heels. I am always more than happy to help people reach things in the store. And if I find that all the items from the front are pushed to the back I pull them to the front so people can see them. My mom is short and both my bff's growing up were short so it's just a habit.

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    Terran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short lives matter, people! Oh, wait.

    AnkleByter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I climb the shelves. If they didn't want them to be climbed, they wouldn't put things so high, or make them look so tempting to climb....

    Alice In Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to comment same...I've been known to climb a shelf or two in my time lol

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    john s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bodegas in nyc keep grabbers hanging from the shelves... super helpful.

    Garry Cowan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5ft 5 and my wife is 5ft 10 and it kills me to do it but often have to ask her to reach for things that are too high for this wee guy

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is 5' 10" and I'm 5' 8" but his wingspan is not as wide so I often get things off the grocery store and out of our cupboards and closet shelves for him. I think it helps I can stand on my toes too.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if it’s not actually an owned dog? Could be a stray or another stray animal with similar poop ?

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's someone in my neighborhood who bags up the dog poo and leaves it there, or throws it into one particular person's yard. Bizarre. Wish I could flog.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious to know about their skills

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, they include the ability to illegally install cameras to cover public spaces, thereby breaking the UK privacy laws. Also an abundance of hypocrisy and stupidity, demonstrated by publishing their willingness to break a rather serious law in order to catch somebody breaking a local by-law.

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    Didn'tlikemyoldname
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly if it isn't a stray dog, they deserve it. Picking up your dog's poop is an unwritten law of dog ownership.

    Roland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a person whose childhood dream was to become an MI6 agent but opened a grocery store instead, now retired and requires true crime documentaries for sleep.

    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a time I would be walking my dog and my dog would stop and poo. I would pick it up and hear a "Thank you" coming from some apartment building near by. There was another time where my dog stopped to poo and stupid me, I had forgotten the poo bags!!! Thankfully we had stopped in front of a house, a guy was coming out and heading towards his car. I asked him politely if he had a plastic bag so I can clean up after my dog. He told me to wait while he went to look. Came out a few minutes later with a sandwich bag, which I used. I thanked him and we went on our way,

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a neighbor who constantly let his dog poo in our yard, but we couldn't figure out which neighbor it was. Finally my husband sees him, but instead of saying anything he followed the guy home. Flash forward 2 weeks and said neighbor comes home to find a mountain of dog sh*t on his front porch (yes, seriously, my husband was saving it) with a note telling him that next time the sh*t will be put through his letter box.

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't invite you to dinner...

    William Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bad sign...eggs from a witch farm tend to hold basilisks...

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I did tell him he could have it back soon :)

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate when this happens, soooany farms lost to witches.

    GlitterQueen541
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't have taken her beans!

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Witch one? Which witch won one?

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually was a pretty calm post about people’s manners. Compared to others I’ve seen.. yeesh

    Dixie sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your life! We are never promised tomorrow! Merry Christmas and I love your Santa!

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    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confused about "fat Santa." Did the Karen prefer more athletic Santas? Are we now body shaming Father Christmas?

    Peppy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Santa was meant to be fat

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the (European) country I live in, santa is not fat. Cracked me up when I first got here.

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    Linda R Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Never saw a skinny Santa before...

    UKGrandad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he isn't saying is that it happened in the middle of August.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What other kind of Santa is there?

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is why would you put a skinny Santa in your garden? He needs to be jolly!

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he’s about to stick you with that cane.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put a fat Santa? I have never seen a thin one.

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    BasedWang12.7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean this person kept ranting... It coulda stopped sooner, but F that other person

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just smash their beloved Thatcher mug to get even!

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of dog poo, give her a bag of heroin or cocaine- make sure you call the police beforehand so they will show up at the right time. Then drive away

    Vicki Cunningham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...be lined up on a wall and pelted......love that one.

    Mister Dave
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop downvoting for disagreement.

    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I counted four "absolute/absolutely"s.

    Suzi Q
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's had an overload of a Karen!

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    Chris berkley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean the person who called the cops, or the person who got reported...because if you ment the person who called the cops, bro....that's kinda a f****d up thing to make an assumption on and then report them to the police when she had no idea what was going on in the first place

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao ...guys it's a joke 😊

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably has a mental illness. 🙁

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People need to be banned from public transport." Dear, I think you need to have a seat and think about this one for awhile.

    Nunya Bidness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the weather stations I have to retrieve data from is call Brownfield #2. Hats off to the person who named that one!

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually kinda funny… not a lot but just a little bit

    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ma sorry, but my dark side found this funny

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot should have known, that’s only allowed on the #9.

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I will wait for the 69 bus.

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    Asriel Dreemurr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Google, a “Nonce” is basically another word for a sex offender (in case anyone else was wondering)

    Genericist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specifically a paedophile. Comes from "Not On Normal Concourse Exercise", as paedos get shanked in prison so have to be kept apart from GenPop.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly guys, why would they say where he lives though?

    Emma S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK newspapers will often mention the name of the road offenders live on once sentenced, unless they're under 17.

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes from His Majesty’s Prison Wakefield, it means Not Of Normal Criminal Element or Enterprise

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So,….you’re writing a note to people who can’t read?

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    IamMe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I don't think my reaction would have been to confront her over leaving it there. It would have been to laugh uncontrollably at the dog butt wiping.

    Didn'tlikemyoldname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red bulls gives you wings! Take the red bulls, hold it, and bam! GROW WINGS and catch that dog butt wiper red bull drinker!

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have just push her in her dog's poo.

    Vicki Cunningham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There I times I wish I was Samantha the witch.

    Zingalicious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The WiFi name is Virgin😂

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the phone service provider lol

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I offered a bag to a teenager so she could pick up after her dog. She said "It's a dog walk, I can leave it", it was a park for everyone. Her dog saw kids running, got exited, and pulled her over, straight onto his by products. Karma

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She WIPED the dog’s a** ???

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean “Stay Klassy”, with a capital K, right?

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he cares about her pleasure and not just his own. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was really hard to read for several reasons.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah show her some respect! do it outside M&S, much more upmarket!

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you know she was getting fingered, he could have just lost his watch and was now looking for it.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this is the UK's version of the US Walmart.

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    bob mcmullin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me. I'm a medical student who wants to specialise in gynecology. I need the practice.

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    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my puddle, but the water belongs to someone else

    BakedKahuna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why worry about the puddle? Why jumping in the hedge instead of using the sidewalk? Why has the hedge outgrown so much? The German in me has so many questions...

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its my puddle. Someone stole it last year. I'm willing to pay to have it returned but I'm going to need the poster to box it up and mail it.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a communal water feature.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, this isn't as ridiculous a statement as it might seem, depending on local ordinances. In some towns maintenance of the public right away in front of a property falls on the property owner. As a land surveyor, on more than one occasion I have actually had to determine where a particular crack in the sidewalk fell in relation to property lines to find out who was responsible for maintaining it.

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want the person who put the water there, her name is Nature, Mother Nature.

    Rosy Maple Moth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have too much free time!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a puddle there, but one November a flock of ducks landed in it. There was a sudden freeze, and when the ducks flew away, they took that puddle with them. Folks say it's somewhere in Georgia now.

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my puddle and I'll dry if I want to.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, glasses are really expensive, I’d probably ask too!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than a crow can afford, so he had no recourse but stealing.

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    Nizumi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't hurt to ask. As an earlier response pointed out - crow might take them as a present to someone who feeds them. You never know. That person might see the post. You never know. The universe and chance are weird and wonderful things, so really, you just never know.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in league with the local optometrists.....

    Sylvia Schmitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? No reference to Father Ted's The Mainland episode? I'm dissapointed!

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere out there is a crow who seeing things in a way he's never seen before.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the crow was nearsighted and thought the spectacles were his.

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he enjoy the park and smile at people! Grab the torches!! J/K

    Sophie Dorothea Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your name, I'm assuming it's taken from To Kill A Mockingbird?

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven forbid someone enjoys watching people enjoy their lives. I find it's a wonderful pick me up after the news shows nothing but terrible

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably American and will ask "How are you?" If you get too close. Be careful out there!

    Squee She
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven to Betsy if it's a Canadian, he might try to have a chat with them!

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    shiny shinx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either 1) this person has been overloaded with negative connotations for every possible situation or 2) they're a karen

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to sit on the porch swing and people watch.

    bob mcmullin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he wearing a trenchcoat? If so, are his hands visible?

    Panda watcher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure it’s his puddle….some people

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in my town get 2to 5 years for smirking.

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    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've fallen for this scam...when they pay you back the sugar they've borrowed, half the time it turns out to be salt.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbour once borrowed some sugar and a box of eggs. She came back the following day and gave me a birthday cake and said, 'I'm just returning your sugar and eggs'.

    Rosy Maple Moth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once wanted to borrow a hot water bottle for my then 3 years old having a tummy pain when we had just moved into an Airbnb. People were extremely suspicious and did not want to help. Sad world!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be happy to help, but the best I'd be able to offer is a zip lock baggie of hot water

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    Maisey Myles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, what will these evil people want next? Some flour or (gasp) some butter?

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This weird druggie guy I knew called and asked if I had some sugar. Sure I said, come on over. When I handed him the baggie, he got confused. He wanted cocaine

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been Peter Cushing. He lived in Whitstable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDNuW8g2LNM

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering why someone would be so scared of someone asking for a cup of sugar. But Peter Cushing would be very scary, if I didn't have so many ewoks around the place.

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't the infertile couple from down the street again; always wanting to borrow some spare sperm.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this type of post on Nextdoor occasionally.

    William Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post-#MeToo era is upon us...batten down the hatches, boyos

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive once had a person knock on my door looking for the nearest market. turns out he robbed our neighbors hosues ago. hes also probably mentally "challenged" cause he went write next to my 6 year old sister and just started talking to her. luckly the neighbors saw

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    Jojo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat's a BADA$$ 😂

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ravenously HUNGRY badass! Cats with Bengal blood have inherited a bit of wildness from them. Bengals are a mix of domesticated cats and Asian Leopard Cats—-which is a wild animal, and not a domesticated cat breed. This cat could’ve been abandoned or lost, possibly stolen and ran from whomever stole it, or even may be living in a neglect situation. If you can get ahold of it, take it to see if it’s chipped and the owners can be located. Then you can decide whether to keep it or find it a home with someone else—-someone who can responsibly care for a cat with possible wild blood in them.

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siamese and Bengal are two very different looking cats!

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat doesn't have time to care about others' feelings. He's on the adventure of a lifetime with no effs to give!

    Sophie Dorothea Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone else has had this problem, you can actually buy cat flaps that can be programmed with your pet's/pets' microchip number(s) :)

    poopyhead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody adopt the poor thing. Once it is fed andhealthy it won't be a menace, especially if one is considerate enough to keep it INSIDE!

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: there are two of them and their names are Mungojerry and Rumpleteaser.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a cat like that where I used to live. Not knowing his name I called him "Fritz." Then all the neighbors started calling him "Fritz" too. Turned out the cat wasn't stray, and when his owner found out that everyone called her cat Fritz she complained to the HOA. The HOA took the matter very seriously and ordered everybody to stop calling the cat Fritz. I miss Fritz; he was a bad-a*s and did not deserve having a Karen as an owner.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save birds - have inside cats/cats outside on leashes only.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or put a bell on a collar. That way the cat can run free but cant sneak up on animals.

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    Hawkmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rats call it Alexandra's heaven.

    Casey Payne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard they call it Squirrel, Land of Our Woodland Cousin Furbutts. Or at least that is the translation I was given for "SQUEEK!" Just going with what I was told.

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little pedantic and bitter. I never understood people claiming some entitlement or superiority because they’ve lived in an area (relatively) a few seconds longer. Colonisation and occasionally gentrification aside, of course.

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was giving a driving lesson in Clevedon once, I mentioned that there were some nice houses around there, and the girl looked at me in utter disgust and said 'But it's CLEVEDON'.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what about the rats? Was there an increase? Why would the come to a goddam park/gardens? The food? Discarded needles?

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these people have too much free time or something.

    MissD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to Alexandra Gardens! neve noticed any rats though...

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually Alexandra Platz, dammit.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... the one below is associated with the rats...

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    Tara Moov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whisper a bum secret" - pure poetry

    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let me get this straight. Farting in a childs face will get them to behave in the store?

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child wouldn't speak for an hour, I wonder if this phantom raspberry blower offers a child minding service 😂

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town! Loved that when I was a kid. Legend says that Spike Milligan offered to write the script for free on the proviso that he got to blow the raspberries.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be pretty happy if my 5-yo stopped speaking for an hour...

    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second post on this topic. It’s giving me ideas, especially with misbehaving children during busy shopping times. 😆🤣

    Michael Ortt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of people farting in kid's faces. That is weird. I guess it's a British thing.

    Maisey Myles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just can't keep a secret

    Trentin Quarantino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whisper a bum secret! I need to remember this one!

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying at "whisper a bum secret," which is precisely how I shall refer to farts from now on.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the pavement is lava on a hot day, we keep our dog on the grass as much as possible, or pick him up and carry him if we hit a stretch where there’s no grass. If I can’t walk on it with bare feet, why would I force my poor dog to do the same?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that wasn't a typo I have so many questions

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda destroying the joke here, BP

    Donna Clanclan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got shoes for our dog. He bites them off and we cant train him to tolerate them. So, every time the pavement is hot, hubby carries the 70 pound flatulent spoiled dog between vehicle and pet store/vet. I thought if he got on the pavement and felt how hot it was, he would jump back in the vehicle and decide to wear shoes. Hubby doesn't want to test it.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the typo was fixed, yes 100000000000000%

    Louie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “A**l abuse”? We just call it Love

    Caroline
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in England we had a heatwave in August. I have a beagle x springer spaniel and as you can tell by her mix, without walks she's a nightmare. Keeping her in all day until the pavement cooled down was awful, but I couldn't have imagined taking her out when the pavement was scorching

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the nation that gave you Shakespeare....

    Vanessa Richardson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love absolutely everything about this🤣

    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Mericuns with their guns can’t even speak proper English. /s(arcasm)

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    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So aim for the Ibiza, got it

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the cows start flying 747's, then I would really be concerned.

    MediumPimpin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to know how many poor little animals die to plow a field for beans. The crows and vultures swarming the fresh earth certainly aren't finding breadcrumbs in there. . .

    Misty-Dawn Amayi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I empathize. My neighborhood association group is full of potted plants, assorted sods, and vegetables too. Some are also self-fertilizing.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, please recycle the recycling bin.

    Sonia Bailey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once stole my general waste bin - I had to pay £25 to replace the f*****g thing!

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A lovely green bin just for me."

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    Amused panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the math adds up fine. But the idea that they didn't reject the substitution at time of delivery, or return them for a refund, rather than offer them up on social media certainly doesn't add up.

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    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till she's 17. Or 71. Whichever comes first 🙃

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hold on to them for 9 years!

    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was going to say it was for a 71st birthday, but the store sent a 17.

    Peppy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure they’ll still be good in nine years

    CrazyCatLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it could be cool if you did 7 + 1, because you were 7 and added another year

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound like the animals will have some sausage and chips to enjoy after the fireworks stop.

    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it was the animals letting off the fireworks. "Alright, Gordon, if we time this juuuuuust right we'll get to eat tonight. Light it .....and ....NOW! Huzzah! sausage and chips for us!

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    Maggie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sorry, but that's hilarious.

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    G M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? This person won’t take their daughter to the movies because they don’t accept cash? Is that what this means? They think “Hollywood” determines how their local cinema accepts payment?

    Cally2001
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hollywood Cinema is actually a chain of venues in the UK (or was not sure they exist) so they are talking about a specific location

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, how will Hollywood survive.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've wondered about this before. Apparently it's illegal in some places for a business to only accept card payments but this is rarely enforced. Also has a higher negative impact (in the USA) on black and Hispanic communities because they are less likely to have bank accounts. Lots articles about it out there

    Pumpkinmom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it was ONLINE is why it required a card. She couldn't pay cash online. It had nothing to do with hollywood or the cinema - it was that she didn't get that it was physically impossible to not pay using a card online.

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    Pumpkinmom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it was ONLINE is why it required a card. She couldn't pay cash online. It had nothing to do with hollywood or the cinema - it was that she didn't get that it was physically impossible to not pay using a card online.

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the part about her being on the website, but maybe she was just looking up times or something, not planning to buy/pay for her tickets then?

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    Jillio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hollywood Cinemas is the Hollywood they're referring to...

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of businesses have gone to card only or pre purchase online. Goal is to keep employees safer. Bad guys start figuring out there is no cash in business, will go somewhere else.

    Doctor Theopolis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry honey, cash only activities for the rest of your life!"

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s Waldo with the worst possible prize. I’m cackling

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No location given? Well, as they say, follow your nose.

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    Casey Payne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It starts with an ad for free s**t that also says they are tired of peoples b******t about their horseshit. "Don't ask a bunch of stupid s**t about our free s**t if you are not serious about our horseshit. Nobody has time for this s**t." Of course they sound batshit insane and that just attracts shitty trolls that start giving them s**t about their shitty ad for free horseshit. The seller replies back to call them out on their b******t and doubles down on not taking anymore s**t about their horseshit. "This s**t is free so don't give me s**t if you don't want my s**t." This is truly a shitty situation.

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait… so variations of s**t is not censored??? Dogshit! Horseshit! ShittyMcShit!!!

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he doesn’t want people saying “Whereabouts are you? Oh that’s too far” well how are they supposed to know it’s too far away if they don’t ask where it is? :p reminds me of that “no take only throw” dog meme lol

    DumYum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually tried to buy a lamp from FB marketplace today and the person would only tell me the town she lived in. No address! No meeting place either. I gave up.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rant:people who do not take down their yard sale signs and I show up and there is no sale because it happened weeks beforehand.

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok lol I actually do understand what they mean, but it was a bit poorly explained at first. Like "I'm in this town so don't message to see what town I'm in so you know whether it's worth the drive for you" but if someone checks the town listed and is good with the distance so they already know they want it, OP will give them the specific address.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have suggested "Just follow your nose" but horse shyte isn't all that potent in stench, and its pungency drops geometrically with distance.

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disguising the dog!!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well did you give it away then change your mind? Because I'm that case suck it up, table isn't yours anymore. If it was stolen why aren't you calling the police?

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it was used in a murder of course! But seriously, how much blood could have been on the table for the assumption to be a murder has taken place? And if it had that much blood on it, why did she take the "evidence" home with her??

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    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like maybe a murder DID happen on that table!

    Meami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they sold her the table and now want it back? Ummmm. It’s her table now…

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    Rival Hydra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the note say? If it is an apology, I have no idea what I’ll do.

    Jasmina Wetherley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's saying that Thatcher is a racist and homophobe and the neighbours don't need to see that

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't have lasted an hour in South Wales 😊

    Kathi S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is as it should be IMHO ;) She was a horrible woman.

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with the neighbours on this. Thatcher wasn't on the same planet as the rest of us. She frakked up Britain's economy good.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that even if Margaret Thatcher had been highly enlightened on race and sexuality, her other policies would still have made her one of the most despicable PMs since the office was created.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ok, I'm coming over so you can report me

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC people danced in the street when she died

    Molly Burgesd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it says “Thatcher was a horrible racist homophobe. Your neighbors don’t want to see this … THANKS”

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Political monster that she was, respect for breaking that glass ceiling

    Panda watcher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it was that trespassing kitty!

    Kathi S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thatcher was a horrible racist and homophobe. Your neighbours don't want to see this awful shrine. Thanks"

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like moving to an home near the airport/highway, and the complaining about noise.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or moving next to a farm because "you love the countryside" and complaining about agricultural odors.

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    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all are so judgemental. Being a miserable c**t requires beauty sleep. How dare you.

    Performingyak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the people who moved into the apartment block next to the Sydney Opera House and complained that they had the audacity to run outdoor concerts.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happens here in New Orleans. People move to the French Quarter then complain about the noise. WTF did you expect?

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least in the US, they tell you up front 'the rent is cheap because you live upstairs from a bar. I hope you like heavy metal music.'

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a woman here who bought a house right by the long established airport then started complaining about aircraft.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's more - it attracts people who are just looking for alcohol!

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a bar/restaurant that had an outdoor patio, that had live music Thursday, Sat. and sunday. They always played to 11, and a lot of the time it was just acoustic. They they built a neighborhood beside the bar. The residents were constantly bitching about the music, the owner was like hey, you knew a bar was right here and they still moved int. They comprimised and stopped playing music at 10....

    Tom Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some geniuses built a retirement home in the middle of ASU's main campus in Tempe, AZ during lockdown. Like they thought college kids at bars would be quiet. They've been bad and forth in court with one bar over live music for quite awhile. Even dumber is that the home is for ASU alumni.

    Caroline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live opposite a pub that used to have a live band on Fridays and disco on Saturdays until midnight. I knew what I was getting into when I moved in and actually enjoyed listening to it. Because of Covid the pub isn't doing very well and doesn't have music at all anymore. I actually miss it a lot lol

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    CaliCoast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that! Being polite worked. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is being polite instead of angry not a more used option? Most people are not planning to be obnoxious and all humans make mistakes. I've found most people give you a sorry and stop because they didn't realize it was affecting someone else.

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? Be polite? Uh, no . I'm gonna call the police or someone else."

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm mostly confused about the microphone

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noise complaints are for the council anyway

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read " Corpse Wood Iver Health"...

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... I thought it said "Corpse Wood Liver Health".... i didn't realize it wasn't that until i read your comment

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    bob mcmullin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a sample. Maybe the police CIS unit can get a DNA match to known offenders.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a second, I thought it said, "corpse wood lover"

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    Kathi S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so English. "I will be writing a strongly worded letter." What a threat!

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Consequences will be had!!" :D Also, "hand delivering it on one of your buses" is the cherry on top. Imagine that poor driver who will sure as hell not be able to make it comprehendable to this person that he is not personally responsible for canceling the bus traffic.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? You mean bus drivers ALSO want to be home with their families on a holiday? The nerve. (/s, ffs)

    Candy Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked retail. The number of people trying to be oh so sympathetic on holidays who go 'its so sad you have to work today, why do they make you do it'? Um... do you really not see the correlation?

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m having a hard time believing a transportation service didn’t make an effort to let riders know there is limited or no services on certain holidays. Personally, I would never assume a bus would be on a regular schedule on Christmas and would definitely check/call to find out before making bus riding plans. And even if I didn’t, I’d sure as shît wouldn’t sit for two hours waiting.

    Ky Di
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised. I live in Boston. Once sat for 30min at a major bus stop, just to find out they altered their routes for that day, but didn't notify anyone. No signs, nothing. So it does happen.

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    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if I do not receive satisfaction, I may very well write to the newspaper. Don't say you haven't been warned.

    Squee She
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the turkey is moist!

    jade s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's carrying a hot turkey it's probably Christmas. Doesn't surprise me there's no busses.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Christmas Day ... there is NO public transport in the UK on Christmas Day. How could s/he have got to adulthood and not realised that?

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helicopters here (NL) are usually not a good sign: Trauma victims, or police in pursuit... Both are okay to make 'noise'. Especially the yellow trauma ones, they can make all the noise they want imho...

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK it's usually a police one looking for someone :)

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    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some sympathy - there are few things more annoying than trying to sleep and having a helicopter going round and round and round overhead at 3am. And of course you can't even really be angry as they wouldn't be there if there wasn't something really bad going on.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, for all you know they are airlifting someone to the hospital and saving their life. Get over yourself and just rewatch what you missed. It is not going to hover over your house.

    Donna Clanclan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get fly overs several times a day and night. It's from the military base doing training and keeping everyone up to date on their flight credentials. Since we live out in the country and they choose a route that disturbs the least amount of people, there isn't anything that will be done about it. I don't mind usually. It's just when they drop down closer to our property...I feel like they are watching me wait while my dog does it's business and it feels creepy.

    Brittany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near a hospital. I call them flying lawnmowers.

    JoJO Banks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figured they were watching Apocalypse Now

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love helicopters! I’ve seen many in my life but always jump up and go outside when I hear one

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one land less than 50 feet from where I was sitting over the summer. I am still proud that, although I was picking leaves and bits of grass out of my hair for hours afterwards, my coffee remained both untainted and unspilled!

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    Jenny Mason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near BAE Warton, the odd helicopter has nothing on the noise these jets make 😅

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    Anne Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s gross. The parents of the feral kid should be ashamed.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting as hêll! I hope the kid was punished as well. It seems like his parents really don't care about fulfilling his consequences towards the replacement of the bottle.

    Michelle Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever hear of a dishwasher?? They get plenty hot enough to kill anything in that cup.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michelle, why should the little girls parent have to be washing out some other child's urine? Maybe the child should have gone to the toilet like a normal person; or if it was a medical emergency the parent should replace the e bottle. How do you even know if the mother has a dish washer....was it YOUR child by any chance?

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    Tristan J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they aware this could be considered an advert?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it looks like this is a false statement, so is cruel vandalism that wrongly accuses the OP of awful behaviors they apparently do not possess. Also, we don’t live in ancient Pompeii, where archaeologists have uncovered similarly placed signs on the street that advertise the locations of nearby brothels. Most of us are also not in Nevada where you will see billboards on the highway advertising brothel locations. In most places, that kind of information isn’t so openly advertised.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone with a crumbling, water damaged, barbwire covered wall is complaining that the graffiti about sex trafficking being on the wrong wall is the reason property values are lower. If I saw a wall where the barbwire is pointed in to keep people there instead of pointing out to keep out strangers, I'd probably assume too you were complicit with your neighbor's activity.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i'm wondering what the ppl in door 32 did to deserve (?) this

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s be secs-work positive here. If it’s a brothel as the door says, it may not exploit women. Women can decide to sell sex if they want. The graffiti person needs to assure they’re actually being exploited and not a women-ran brother cooperative before making the claim. I’m other words, I’m more offended by the assumption it’s exploitive than it’s an actual brothel. C.O.Y.O.T.E.

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be worried about someone with dementia being lost or in trouble 🙁

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some poor soul emptied their pockets, took off their aids and went in.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the person is complaining about something they did themselves when they were young? Hell honey, that’s just Karma. What goes around comes around. On your car.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I did it myself when I was a kid, but today's kids have to be responsible adults!"

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the left picture, the shape used to block out the name is somewhat questionable

    Miles Mawyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does look like a condom a clown would wear.

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    Jaekry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *kept.... And to be fair, cats in heat or fighting are loud and annoying. (Disclaimer: No, I do not hate cats, I have two furbabies.... And I'm am very well aware they can be annoying. #catsareassholes <3 ) :)

    Zingalicious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #catsareassholes One jumped on me and made me fall into the water.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to just get their cats fixed. They may continue trying to hump other cats (most lose interest in it, but some don’t), but at least they won’t be making more unwanted kittens. Personally, I not only get my pets fixed, plus keep my cats inside. It’s why they live such long and healthy lives—-one cat we adopted when he was 9 weeks old died last year at the ripe old age of 19 years and 5 months. We currently have a 14 year old cat who’s just as energetic as a kitten.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cats will read this post and know the plan is working!

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad part is he doesn't have to put up with it for very long. Outdoor cats (at least here in the U.S.) have a live expectancy of less than two years.

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure they're not strays?

    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd never cope round my way, we've got tawny owls hooting into the small hours and for something so small, they don't half make a noise!

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pop her back in your tum so that she can travel on yours.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else think two of those symbols look like a butt and a boob?

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    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we now know a bit about why she is single

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "for my kids" is code for "I'm going to sell it online as soon as I get it"

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love the "I need it for my kids"...

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is really.... this one takes the cake! (Or beer).

    Adam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the best pun, but you didn't deserve downvotes. Have a leg up m'guy.

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    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very polite shaming - well done.

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    Steph Peth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a run on sentence there

    WindySwede
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Could you read out the first sentence for me"

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    Lillian Swaim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    food at arenas are always overpriced

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but Wycombe Wanderers hardly play in an arena. Their ground seats fewer than ten thousand. Despite the name, League One is only the third-highest league in English football. We're not talking Chelsea or Man Utd levels here.

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    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't go to the footie....

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s also about how much it cost to get the ingredients for that burger…

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It costs about £1.20 to make that burger! The burgers are mass produced, cheap, frozen patties. The buns are mass produced, cheap, frozen buns. The tomato is probably the only thing that's fresh but even that is incredibly cheap! The staff are paid shite wages but it comes out of ticket sales, not food sales.

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the things my children loved doing at Christmas time when they were little, was a drive by looking at the decorated houses at night-time. We have one estate that makes a huge effort especially for kids and is well loved by all .

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid we used to count trees on the way home from my grandma's. Kids love this stuff.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it annoying? Is it the brightness of the lights? If so, close your curtains or get roller shutters

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not your time and money being wasted, is it? 🤔

    Spittnimage
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously a control freak that wants to tell everybody how to live.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo last year - no one can afford the elecrticity bill this year.

    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I'm saying is that on Christmas morn, keep your doors locked and report any dogs with antlers.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK. Home of Scrooge.

    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the grinch got nothing on you

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, what’s that word again…is it schadenfreude? Or something about a chameleon? Calmer! That’s it!

    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a growth hormone specialist allows families a day to grieve in their homes over recently departed cars?

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    Eris Kallisti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they found the best road to TP

    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seem to going up the right lane anyway, with their loo rolls.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone’s house is getting ready to be “rolled”!

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    Emma S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this person had a medical issue while on an Easyjet plane and was then sectioned in hospital. 🤔

    Sue User
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they had a medical issue due to being treated poorly by easyjet, and that got conflated into " section and drugs to calm you down" . Watch the movie "Brain on Fire".

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    Michelle Reynolds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A blood sugar of 2?? Pretty sure you would be unable to complain about missing a flight!

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am getting too old for these puns. On the brighter side, I don't see extensive discoloration/urine stains on that mattress.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know he doesn’t wash or sanitise his hands in between though?

    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but imagine the utmost trust those pigeons have for that man to eat out of his bare hands

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the password, problem solved.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And change it to something random they won’t be able to figure out.

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    Purple light
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, a LOUD knocking, not just any knocking but a LOUD one. Thank God they mellowed.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a strongly worded letter would help if the knocking isn't loud enough :>

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for one terribly strange and brief moment i read “wifi” as “wife” and “data” as “date”

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    Sian E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, in the UK emergency vehicles attending an incident are allowed to park on double yellow lines (or other road markings where you aren't normally allowed to park).

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but this one is not attending an incident! No lights on!

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is my experience that someone who says things like, "no matter who you are, you are not above the law," has not been paying attention to current affairs.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe traffic wardens go to where the traffic is, and there isn't much of same depicted here.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago

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    Actually no - depends on the local council's attitude. They are usually 'ignored' (and for goodness sake why not?) but they still come under the same laws as 'ordinary drivers'.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I don't have that worry because I have a recycling bin. A nice green one with the number 276 on it!'

    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they found the thief. The people stealing other people's stuff are always the first claiming it's no big deal

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So either write the number clearly on it, or buy some number stickers that have good quality epoxy on them.

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he was saying he hopes that have just that one worry and no others.

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    Mary Hiers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture of the cat positively radiates a lack of giving a f**k!

    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat will absolutely be back every time the truck, just to p**s him off. Cats are like that.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH NO, NOT THE MUDDY PAW PRINTS!!!

    Green One
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just like the warmth from the engine or hot water you used to wash it. Instead of tying the cats up, why not put your 'precious' in the garage once you have washed it? What do you do when pigeons s**t on it?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my city, leash laws apply to cats as well. As well they should. Domesticated cats account for millions of songbird and small mammal deaths, which is senseless, as the cats do not need to hunt to survive. Loose cats are often prey to multiple carnivorous animals, and cause the same type of road hazard as loose dogs. Just keep them inside, ffs.

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat's claw cannot possibly scratch auto paint.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed them and they'd all be on the ground around the bowl......

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm glad they are not driving around locally.

    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they may have commandeered an ice cream truck

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    Sian E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, nesting seagulls are absolutely vicious.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what? You mean to tell me birds are flying around? In public? What is this world coming to?

    Purple light
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their international flights were fully booked.

    Candy Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are birds... in the air. The end of time is near. Or maybe not. Have you checked to see if they are disguised government drones?

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more context. “Disappointing” in what way? Quality of food? Over/undercooked? Shitty service? Was there a weird smell throughout the restaurant? Did the OP show their a*s and act badly the whole time? Did they treat the staff like servants? What? We can’t judge their answer until we have more context.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Great customer service. /s

    Green One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, any night out with Karen sounds like it would be disappointing, I doubt it was the food that was at fault!

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn’t you mention something to the server during your meal if you weren’t happy?

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he "...had a very disappointing meal" because his date didn't accept his proposal and threw the ring back in his face?

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have long drawn out conversations in their heads and don't understand that the rest of their world is NOT party to it.

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    Cee Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs to adjust their medication.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you say it's the Lord's day. Do you mean that He gets a turn?

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not religious, but I hardly think the lord concerns himself about which day one engages in "topsy turvie".

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No religion prohibits sex on the Sabbath and orthodox Judaism, which has very strict Sabbath observance, positively encourages it. Possibly this person has confused sex and work.

    Sophie Dorothea Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, technically every day is the Lord's day; also, I don't want to see people dogging, no matter the day xD

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an atheist and also do not recommend having séx in a public car park

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose lord's day? The muslim's lord's day, which is Friday; the Jew's lord's day, which is Saturday; or the christian's lord's day, Sunday?

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    Tara Moov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because a teenage girl making minimum wage (and was correctly asking, repeatedly, if you wanted a refund) is the best person for a GROWN MAN to vent on about a pizza a completely different person failed to deliver...

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be downvoted, but I myself have earned minimum wage before and I just can't see it as an excuse for me being rude to customers.

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    Anne Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, people from London do have a natural ability. It’s called London aptitude. 😂😂

    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you and your sarcastic aptitude, Anne! 😂😁

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just see lil "Marcy shrugging her shoulders" - LOL. Wish I'd been there.

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    BasedWang12.7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably just the cemetery cleaning schedule .. Or graveyard if it's actually AT the church

    Anne Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God will bless you for hoping one of his children will die a painful death..😳😆

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the Abingdon branch. This is obviously a case for the Human Rights Commission.

    Gilmore Girls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are delicious, and the garlic bread pizza is supposed to be a side, not an actual pizza

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    BasedWang12.7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... people.... walk down streets. wtf

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes they decide to walk down streets they’ve never walked down before, just from curiosity and the desire to have a look-see at another neighborhood from their own. As long as he wasn’t behaving strangely, menacingly, or suspiciously, then mind your own damn business, Karen.

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which village you ask? It's the one where they train the Village Idiot candidates.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Incidentally I live alone twenty semi-feral cats and I spend my days staring into the street slowly shoving popcorn up my nose. I once wrote a book about the history of belly lint."

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''For Gods' sake get a shovel and just clear it up if your parents can't do it !!!''... is what I would say if I was on that facebook group :)

    LoneTomato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. And stop letting your dog "snack on it"!

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    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab a shovel and put it on your roses.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Composting bin or the roses - either that or pay for a DNA test of the poop, and search the equine society records for the perpetrator.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harvest it and fertilize your basement plants with it. Or whatever else you grow and smoke...

    Cee Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad for you on your private road, oh woe, tsk tsk.

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog has been snacking on it....LMAO

    Flabuless-Jaye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a shovel and plop it on your roses. People pay good money for Horses manure. Horses are vegetarian so it's got no nasties in it

    Erin Nakucyj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people d***s for not cleaning up dog poo but horse people can let their animals defecate where ever and that's acceptable? They trespass, don't clean up after their animal and now you're blaming the home owner. Wow.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmm… excuse me it is not required to have Christmas decorations up. Maybe they don’t celebrate Christmas, maybe they don’t want to spend money on Christmas decorations and are saving up for even more stuff to do to their house. They don’t have to put up Christmas decorations.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't got 'plenty of cash', you just said yourself, they've spent it doing their house up!

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice that the ones who whine about you not having xmas decorations never have a bonfire at Beltane?

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And isn't that what Christmas is really all about - reaching out to your neighbors and judging them.

    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they don't celebrate christmas? Are you going to force them to up decorations? They could have had a very traumatic accident hanging lights one year and someone died, are you going to make them relive that experience? /s

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you've just spent a year upgrading your house, you do not have "plenty of cash." Because you just bloody well spent it.

    Cee Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "let the street down" ..... LMAO

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I can see how this would be frustrating. How about just biting the bullet and doing your OWN damn shopping from now on? Lots of us managed to mask up and do our own grocery shopping AND still practice social distancing during lockdown.

    Aboredpanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's entirely possible they have a handicap or something else that makes it legitimately difficult for them to go shopping themselves.

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    TheReader19
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the sentiment, I'm convinced that the day Asda bring my correct order the world will end.

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    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn those old age pensioners and their handicapped accessibility! ::shakes fist::

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    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point it out to them - big supermarkets will usually sell at the lower price. If it's marked on the pack, rather than on the shelf, then they ARE obliged to sell it at 19p. If on the shelf, it's likely that someone has switched the numbers round, and reporting it gives them a chance to remedy it.

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha this reminds me of the lady who grabbed a $5 pie off a bakery table that had other bakery items on it, but it was ever-so-slightly close to the price tag for the cookies, which was $3. She was trying to argue me down like “yeah well it says $3 on the shelf.” “No ma’am, it very clearly says COOKIES $3. The sign next to it, under the pie, says Pies $5.” She threw an absolute fit, insisted “the customer is always right” and “the price tags are misleading!” Called us liars, scammers, said we were conning innocent shoppers….because she didn’t bother to read 😊 13 years have gone by and it’s still one of my most satisfying moments watching with one eyebrow raised while a grown a*s woman threw a pie on the ground and stomp her foot like a toddler. Hilarious.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Textbook definition of the importance of both punctuation and grammar skills.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a s**t show of the English language!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this person have a stroke while typing?

    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this, children, is what ADD looks like.

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    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently she got bored of minding her own business?

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    RMA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any guesses on what the green stuff is on the plate?

    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mushy peas, I believe, RMA. (+1 to counteract the folks who downvote because you dared ASK A QESTION!!!)

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m sure it was tasty but- AAAAAAGH PIG MURDERER

    Christmas love
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those popovers? I haven’t had one since I was a kid. My mom would make them, then we would butter them and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar. So good!

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes no sense. Starbucks was right to not reheat it or give you another sandwich. Health violations is a huge thing you know

    Christmas love
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree and not only that, why would any person feel so entitled to think that Starbucks should make them a free sandwich just because they waited so long to eat it??? My mind is blown at the ignorance of this person!

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    Sonja
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of people thinking that giving freebies for nothing but them wanting them equals 'good business ' frightening.

    BasedWang12.7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is ridiculous. Why would you think either of these things would happen. Delusional a*s

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    Muffy Pease
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, and allow me to "correct" the original post. "Despite prices of goods rising so high, I can still get a meal deal for £3. Thank you supermarkets for keeping this service the same price, and not raising it to cover your costs"

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't even say he was buying them. He pointed out, quite correctly, that supermarkets engage in price fixing. You'll find plenty of suppliers, such as dairy farmers, who find it very hard to make ends meet because supermarkets collude to suppress prices.

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    Flabuless-Jaye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does he think the crisps in the cupboard come from? Narnia? That'll be a shop my friend, where you have to buy these things. It doesn't appear by magic.

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