50 Times People Spotted Such Angry And Delusional Posts In Their Local Facebook Groups, They Just Had To Shame Them
Facebook groups were game changers for many people out there who found a sense of belonging and made friends, who looked for a place to vent or share their passion, or simply wanted a hassle-free corner to sell or buy things. Today, there are countless Facebook groups out there, from very peculiar ones to solely practical ones, to the ones that combine both.
This Facebook group known as “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups” took a good look at all these groups and realized that just as Facebook has given a voice to people who needed one, so it has given a voice to those who not just speak but scream, aka angry people.
“Facebook has given a voice to local communities across the world, communities which previously had no voice and in hindsight probably shouldn't have been given one,” reads the description of the group, which is home to a whopping 55.6K members. We wrapped up some of the most entertaining posts below, so scroll down!
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I hooted at a car because it didn’t have its lights on and it was nighttime. I wanted to warn him because of the danger. The driver flipped me the bird and shouted that I was a stupid c*nt.
I tend to do a quick turn off of my own lights and quick turn back on for that. Horn toot is too vague.
Load More Replies...I yelled "COW!" at a woman on a bicycle and she flipped me off, then plowed her bicycle straight into the side of the cow I was warning her about. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I tried.
This person's anger is justified too. I don't understand why you refer to these as "delusional."
I was biking to work when I saw someone's fancy graphics card fly off the roof... Tried so hard to get their attention and find them, but ... Well, my husband built a great computer around that card eventually!
? If you stole her handbag that was actually pretty mean
No. Her handbag was on the top of her own car as she drove off. OP tooted their horn to draw attention to the fact she'd left it there and got a rude response. So OP is pointing out that as she drove off, the handbag probably (because physics) fell off on the journey home. No stealing involved, just an idiot woman who lost her own stuff due to idiocy and rudeness.
Load More Replies...To find out more about the community behind the “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups" Facebook group, Bored Panda reached out to its creator Steph Bobby Doyle, who said that she doesn’t take things very seriously and tends to find it quite amusing when other people do.
“I’m an active user of social media and member of a few local Facebook groups and just found some of the posts people were sharing really funny. On the one hand, social media gives us access to events happening on a global scale, but people still use it to moan about the tiny things happening on their own street,” Doyle told us.“
May he have an itch in his mouth that he can't quite scratch with his tongue
Load More Replies...🤣🤣 I love this post! May the fleas if three thousand camels infest your crotch!
... pretty rough, but having frozen in wet clothes for hours a few times - well deserved, that! But let's skip the crotch - may have a decent spouse that gets these, too - and, to make up for sparing them, assign three spots. Both armpits and the space between the toes on the right foot. Makes driving driving you insane.
Load More Replies...May you always pick the slowest check out line in the grocery store… And you can never find a charger when your phone Is about to die, but then you find one right after it dies and have to wait 3 minutes before it turns back on. May you get cozy and comfortable in bed and have to pee. May you always walk into a room to look for something and forget what it is. May your french fries always be under or over salted. May your Netflix movies always buffer during the best parts. And may every car speed up or slow down, matching you, right when you’re trying to change lanes.
Well just because you don't like something spare a thought for those who do...
I love thunderstorms. And when you put up with the bad, it means someone else gets the good
Load More Replies...Tell me you're a narcissist without telling me you're a narcissist. That's on one level with those nasty fcukers who demanded that people not use their own gardens during Covid restrictions because some people don't have them.
When I eat green grapes, I never think of those who don't eat green grapes. I am a horrible person.
What a rude, thoughtless person I must be as I loved the storms today in Texas. Never gave two shits about those who don't like them. Lol
Truly baffling thought process; unless, of course, the statement above was composed unencumbered by the thought process.
I follow the page Angry People in Local Newspapers and couldn’t believe there wasn’t an Angry People in Local Facebook Groups, so I made my own,” Doyle recounted the origins of her group.
When asked why so many people vent out their frustrations on online groups, Doyle believes that people just like to vent. “Most members are British and we are famed for being very polite. Whilst we might not yell at someone in the street to pick up after their dog, we're happy to angrily post about it IN ALL CAPS on Facebook,” the creator of “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups" explained.
To all the other commenters: It doesnt dound British because of the money aspect. It sounds British because 1) person left money for eggs instead of stealing them 2) op requests egss back on social media 3) "eggs now returned"
Load More Replies...Why would someone take your eggs though… this post confuses me…
In the UK people sometimes leave food they have grown (or eggs that their chickens have laid) outside so you can leave the money and buy the food.
Load More Replies...Hopefully she got 2 dozen! I live in Scotland, I pay £1.50 for a half dozen free range eggs from a local farmer.
Load More Replies...You should start leaving notes on the neighbors door scoring their performance the night before. But be vicious about it. (Russia) 6.2 "Too much Vodka, not enough foreplay." (USA) 4.3 "Sounded very PG-13 to me." (France) 2.1 "You call that sex?," (Italy) **Judges score could not be tallied as he fell asleep from boredom.**
And for ever more those final moments of intimacy will remind me of the sound of 'flip flops' and I will p**s myself laughing instead 🤣
Finally, the running in flip flops sound comes up. It must be over eventually.
You should tape it then the next night play it back through their wall with the biggest speaker set you can get your hands on!
What about a champagne supernova instead of pints?
Load More Replies...The Gallaghers are such àssholes that they even sound petty and angry while singing a love song.
Load More Replies...So it's more Nowaysis than Noasis (who are an Oasis tribute band and actually quite good).
Me too. Though I do think Liam is an a$$hat. But great music.
Load More Replies...When it comes to the members of this group, Doyle thinks that just like her, most members look on the lighter side of life and are able to find humor in things and poke fun. “However, sometimes a post might spark some debate and I will see members commenting things that I think would fit well into an Angry People in Angry People in Local Facebook Groups group.”
I have many fond memories because the 1984 Olympics in L.A. Because of the time difference most of the main events were late in the evening or in the middle of the night, but I managed to talk my parents into giving me permission to stay up late to watch. Did fall asleep during the closing ceremony, but still
You’ll be happy that the 2028 Games take place in LA then.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the woman who wanted a solar eclipse moved to the weekend because it was more convinient.
I'm in the dark about this one. Did she get her wish?
Load More Replies...I think the Olympics should be permanently hosted by Athens, Greece. No more spending $30 billion on new venues that get used for 2 weeks then fall apart from never being used again and shoddy building practices because you didn't wait long enough to build the 2nd story after pouring the concrete for the first. The Olympic village can be repurposed during non-Olympic years for other uses. Smaller countries that can't afford a 2 man kayak training facility can have a cheap, maintained, and readily available space for them to train for the 4 years between events.
This is actually genius, and maybe make it a no-country zone to not give Greece an advantage if there was a war. Similar to Washington DC
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the woman who wanted to reschedule the sun when a solar eclipse was scheduled because it wasn't convenient for her kid. reschedule...1d14d8.jpg
That’s why DVRs were born. Get your sleep, and watch it a few hours after it happens, when you’re awake.
VCR was how my dad watched them back in the 80s/early 90s.
Load More Replies...Last year when the games were on, it was during the school day for me and my teachers would put it on to watch... Needless to say, barely any work happened
Your comment got posted twice. I’d advise you to delete one of them as some people will start downvoting you
Load More Replies...He was told he needed to protect his head. He got confused as to which head
You have a different meaning for "ballin'" than many other people. Or at least I hope so.
Hopefully there was no unfortunate altercation between an elderly gentleman and a pimp.
As for the content that gets shared on “Angry People in Local Facebook Groups," Doyle tries to only share posts that are genuinely funny and doesn't approve anything that's mean-spirited.
“There will be times when there will be a lot of post submissions about the same sort of thing so I'll try to pick the funniest ones. There was 1 week when I felt a bit green around the gills after looking through dozens of posts which included photos of dog poop so I do try not to share too many of those!”
Although Doyle said she hasn’t really thought about where the group is headed, she has a good idea of what the local people of Facebook want. “So maybe one day I'll stand for local election to eliminate the phantom dog poopers, bad parkers and noisy neighbors of the world!” she concluded.
Is this the same guy farting into someones ring doorbell? 😅
It really would be gross and weird if it happened to any of us I'm sure..and upsetting....however....to read it and get a mental image, its funny as heck...excuse me whilst I go laugh. 😅
Load More Replies...First, what the guy did is wrong and had no business doing it. Second, what did that person allow their kids to do to that man that he felt the appropriate revenge was to purposely fart in their face and comment on it? Third, I would have laughed if I saw it so I'm a bad person too.
imagine the kids face while the dudes farting for 1, 2, 3, 4 seconds
What did either your kid or you do to him to make him do that? My mother’s first question when I came home and complained that someone was mean to me, to clarify whether I deserved it or not.
Are they wearing one of those cheap plastic kids false nose and glasses combo?
Try some Vaseline with archival ink on the button (it will feel gross, stain their finger and make them identifiable) and you will be able to deter and/or confront your farting telegram afterwards.
Don't let my 13 year old read this... he'll start terrorizing the neighbors with that tactic
Remembering back to my childhood, they are very tempting to pop - make a little sound ad very satisfying like bubble wrap...
As child I went around the neighbourhood to pop these lol
Load More Replies...I have never popped a fuchsia, but now that I know it is possible I must try!
I grow these, and I get it, they are sensitive. However, you just sound silly LOL.
Mine already died and I'm sad. It was a real struggle to get them a vibrant colour, too, and not dropping their buds. I love to look at them but I don't think I would want to bring one in my home again.
Load More Replies...It’s only human to feel a vast array of emotions, from sadness to anger, from happiness to anxiety. Anger, however, is something we should not be proud of, yet it comes and meets us quite often. Charles Spielberger, PhD, a psychologist who specializes in the study of anger, argues that anger is “an emotional state that varies in intensity from mild irritation to intense fury and rage.”
And just like other strong emotions, anger is not just in your mind. In fact, it is often accompanied by physiological and biological changes which mean that when you get angry, your heart rate and blood pressure go up, as do the levels of your energy hormones, adrenaline, and noradrenaline.
Your curse on her will inevitably come true. But only if she lives long enough, and doesn’t die young from causing a head on collision by going the wrong way on a one way road or driveway.
It will still come true, but she won’t be around to see it
Load More Replies...Y’all….it’s from the song from Evita. “Don’t cry for me Argentina.”
And the Marge/Tina variant was in the Emperor's New Groove sequel.
Load More Replies...1) BAHAHAHAHA THE ONE TIME AUTOCORRECT WAS NEEDED IT DIDN'T SHOW UP 2) how is a dumpling recipe top-secret though?
Its dumping. In parts of of the US, women have both official and unofficial contests at county fairs and Sunday potluck socials over their dump cakes. You can go to an after church dinner on Sunday at a Methodist church in Kentucky and see 3 different peach dump cakes plus several other flavors. The makers will be judged by their peers on how much is left over at the end of the meal. There are few things more WASP Midwest America than changing something that is supposed to be quick, easy and fun into something complex that takes hours. See Halloween and Christmas yard decorating neighborhoods for an example of this taken to the extreme.
Load More Replies...My mother’s morning coffee, magnified 10x after the second cup on Sunday mornings. Yes, I remember it well. So do my brothers, and so did my father while he was alive. It’s not that it didn’t taste good, it’s just that it was especially effective in starting the process of peristalsis. To clarify, I am nearly 62 years old, so we’re talking coffee made on the stove, in an old fashioned percolator (yep, eggshells and all), anytime after my parents got married in 1941 to when I, as the youngest kid, left home in 1979. After that, they got a Mr Coffee and things were radically different, according to my father.
And while most of us get intense bursts of anger when things go against the plan, think of a canceled flight or an unpleasant comment from your coworker, some people control it better than others.
According to Jerry Deffenbacher, PhD, a psychologist who specializes in anger management, some people really are more “hotheaded” than others are; they get angry more easily and more intensely than the average person does. There are also those who don’t show their anger in loud spectacular ways but are chronically irritable and grumpy. Easily angered people don’t always curse and throw things; sometimes they withdraw socially, sulk, or get physically ill.
Bc everyone here is extremely immature (myself included)
Load More Replies...Why would you let it dry and set rather than wash it off whilst wet? Seems self-sabotaging just to prove a point. Hose it down and post the footage anyway.
I think he was asleep and saw it later on the cctv as there was a warning something was filmed.
Load More Replies...Why does the rest of your neighborhood need to watch someone poo on your house? Take the video to the cops. No one wants to be drinking coffee getting ready for work and see that in your morning feed.
Report them. In the UK deliberately splashing a pedestrian with a puddle by driving through it fast enough to cause a splash is actually driving without due cause and attention and is ILLEGAL. He could be fined for it, or points on his licence.
Tell that to the person splashed by the Beemer (first post).
Load More Replies...Their employer would definitely want to know, like the employer of a bus driver who deliberately drove at me while I was crossing the road (slowed down at the zebra crossing and waved me across then accelerated and laughed as I had to leap out of the way to avoid being knocked down). When I remembered how to breathe I contacted the bus company; he said it was "just a joke". They sacked him.
I think that this person is exaggerating. If they were really at the bus' doors when it was driven off then there is no way that they were splashed. There is no chance of a bus being able to accelerate to a high-enough speed within its own length to cause puddle water to splash up. At most it could cause the water to slosh over the 'victim's' shoes. People have every right to be angry over things that really happen - the bus pulling away when it did, for example - but as soon as they start adding imaginary events just to make an incident sound worse than it was then they lose any sympathy that the true version may have earned them.
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Load More Replies...Some of these post aren’t of people being angry though…
true, and some of them are righteously angry, not "delusional"...
Load More Replies...When I was in prison, there were several women with only one leg. Only one lady, who lived on my floor, had a sleeve. We were roommates for awhile, and her bed was opposite the door. It really gave me a start when the first time I went into the room to see her leg resting against the wall without a person attached.
If anyone comes across a leg with no one attached could you please let me know lol
Anyone remember The Far Side where a boatload of mannequins capsized, and the sharks thought it was a particularly mean prank?
Psychologists argue that people who get angry easily have a low tolerance for frustration. They can’t take things in stride, and they’re particularly infuriated if the situation seems somehow unjust: for example, being corrected for a minor mistake. This can be caused by past trauma, or be inherited genetically.
In fact, anger management is a skill that is learned as part of fluid communication when a child is growing up. So it’s no wonder that typically, people who are easily angered come from families that are disruptive, chaotic, and not skilled at emotional communication.
I don’t understand why people don’t like Ed Sheeran so much…
I don't understand why they think Ed Sheeran raps. He does rock, pop, and folk, right?
Load More Replies...I used to have a gay neighbor that played Mariah Carey and Sade full blast during the afternoons. You could hear him singin' across the parking lot!. Not that I'm against anyone enjoying their music, but dude...change it up a bit.
as a short person i prefer the term “vertically efficient”
Load More Replies...Get you one of those grabber things like I have and go to town on those Cornettos.
As a store retail worker...they build store shelves to the build of six foot tall, and then staff the front with women under five foot six. It is evil 😂!
I’m confused. Assuming there are shelves from the ground up, wouldn’t lowering the shelves require eliminating other shelves/items? I don’t know about markets in general, but if mine had to lower their shelves by even one, they’d have to double the floor space of the building.
☹️ I always try to help the short people in the store. I'm 5'7" with a 6'3" arm span, so if you see me in the store and need help, don't hesitate to call on me! I'm sorry grocers are unaccommodating.
I'm 5' 8" with what my husband calls monkey arms and usually wear heels. I am always more than happy to help people reach things in the store. And if I find that all the items from the front are pushed to the back I pull them to the front so people can see them. My mom is short and both my bff's growing up were short so it's just a habit.
Load More Replies...I climb the shelves. If they didn't want them to be climbed, they wouldn't put things so high, or make them look so tempting to climb....
I was going to comment same...I've been known to climb a shelf or two in my time lol
Load More Replies...I'm 5ft 5 and my wife is 5ft 10 and it kills me to do it but often have to ask her to reach for things that are too high for this wee guy
My husband is 5' 10" and I'm 5' 8" but his wingspan is not as wide so I often get things off the grocery store and out of our cupboards and closet shelves for him. I think it helps I can stand on my toes too.
Load More Replies...But what if it’s not actually an owned dog? Could be a stray or another stray animal with similar poop ?
Apparently, they include the ability to illegally install cameras to cover public spaces, thereby breaking the UK privacy laws. Also an abundance of hypocrisy and stupidity, demonstrated by publishing their willingness to break a rather serious law in order to catch somebody breaking a local by-law.
Load More Replies...Honestly if it isn't a stray dog, they deserve it. Picking up your dog's poop is an unwritten law of dog ownership.
I remember a time I would be walking my dog and my dog would stop and poo. I would pick it up and hear a "Thank you" coming from some apartment building near by. There was another time where my dog stopped to poo and stupid me, I had forgotten the poo bags!!! Thankfully we had stopped in front of a house, a guy was coming out and heading towards his car. I asked him politely if he had a plastic bag so I can clean up after my dog. He told me to wait while he went to look. Came out a few minutes later with a sandwich bag, which I used. I thanked him and we went on our way,
We had a neighbor who constantly let his dog poo in our yard, but we couldn't figure out which neighbor it was. Finally my husband sees him, but instead of saying anything he followed the guy home. Flash forward 2 weeks and said neighbor comes home to find a mountain of dog sh*t on his front porch (yes, seriously, my husband was saving it) with a note telling him that next time the sh*t will be put through his letter box.
That's a bad sign...eggs from a witch farm tend to hold basilisks...
That actually was a pretty calm post about people’s manners. Compared to others I’ve seen.. yeesh
Enjoy your life! We are never promised tomorrow! Merry Christmas and I love your Santa!
Load More Replies...I confused about "fat Santa." Did the Karen prefer more athletic Santas? Are we now body shaming Father Christmas?
In the (European) country I live in, santa is not fat. Cracked me up when I first got here.
Load More Replies...The real question is why would you put a skinny Santa in your garden? He needs to be jolly!
I mean this person kept ranting... It coulda stopped sooner, but F that other person
Instead of dog poo, give her a bag of heroin or cocaine- make sure you call the police beforehand so they will show up at the right time. Then drive away
Do you mean the person who called the cops, or the person who got reported...because if you ment the person who called the cops, bro....that's kinda a f****d up thing to make an assumption on and then report them to the police when she had no idea what was going on in the first place
Load More Replies..."People need to be banned from public transport." Dear, I think you need to have a seat and think about this one for awhile.
One of the weather stations I have to retrieve data from is call Brownfield #2. Hats off to the person who named that one!
That’s actually kinda funny… not a lot but just a little bit
According to Google, a “Nonce” is basically another word for a sex offender (in case anyone else was wondering)
Specifically a paedophile. Comes from "Not On Normal Concourse Exercise", as paedos get shanked in prison so have to be kept apart from GenPop.
Load More Replies...Honestly guys, why would they say where he lives though?
In the UK newspapers will often mention the name of the road offenders live on once sentenced, unless they're under 17.
Load More Replies...It comes from His Majesty’s Prison Wakefield, it means Not Of Normal Criminal Element or Enterprise
Red bulls gives you wings! Take the red bulls, hold it, and bam! GROW WINGS and catch that dog butt wiper red bull drinker!
I offered a bag to a teenager so she could pick up after her dog. She said "It's a dog walk, I can leave it", it was a park for everyone. Her dog saw kids running, got exited, and pulled her over, straight onto his by products. Karma
You mean “Stay Klassy”, with a capital K, right?
Load More Replies...At least he cares about her pleasure and not just his own. 🤷🏻♂️
how do you know she was getting fingered, he could have just lost his watch and was now looking for it.
I'm guessing this is the UK's version of the US Walmart.
Load More Replies...That was me. I'm a medical student who wants to specialise in gynecology. I need the practice.
Why worry about the puddle? Why jumping in the hedge instead of using the sidewalk? Why has the hedge outgrown so much? The German in me has so many questions...
Its my puddle. Someone stole it last year. I'm willing to pay to have it returned but I'm going to need the poster to box it up and mail it.
Believe it or not, this isn't as ridiculous a statement as it might seem, depending on local ordinances. In some towns maintenance of the public right away in front of a property falls on the property owner. As a land surveyor, on more than one occasion I have actually had to determine where a particular crack in the sidewalk fell in relation to property lines to find out who was responsible for maintaining it.
There used to be a puddle there, but one November a flock of ducks landed in it. There was a sudden freeze, and when the ducks flew away, they took that puddle with them. Folks say it's somewhere in Georgia now.
More than a crow can afford, so he had no recourse but stealing.
Load More Replies...What? No reference to Father Ted's The Mainland episode? I'm dissapointed!
How dare he enjoy the park and smile at people! Grab the torches!! J/K
I love your name, I'm assuming it's taken from To Kill A Mockingbird?
Load More Replies...He's probably American and will ask "How are you?" If you get too close. Be careful out there!
Heaven to Betsy if it's a Canadian, he might try to have a chat with them!
Load More Replies...either 1) this person has been overloaded with negative connotations for every possible situation or 2) they're a karen
I've fallen for this scam...when they pay you back the sugar they've borrowed, half the time it turns out to be salt.
I would just give them the sugar, not ask for sugar back
Load More Replies...My neighbour once borrowed some sugar and a box of eggs. She came back the following day and gave me a birthday cake and said, 'I'm just returning your sugar and eggs'.
I once wanted to borrow a hot water bottle for my then 3 years old having a tummy pain when we had just moved into an Airbnb. People were extremely suspicious and did not want to help. Sad world!
I'd be happy to help, but the best I'd be able to offer is a zip lock baggie of hot water
Load More Replies...Oh my God, what will these evil people want next? Some flour or (gasp) some butter?
This weird druggie guy I knew called and asked if I had some sugar. Sure I said, come on over. When I handed him the baggie, he got confused. He wanted cocaine
Could have been Peter Cushing. He lived in Whitstable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDNuW8g2LNM
I was wondering why someone would be so scared of someone asking for a cup of sugar. But Peter Cushing would be very scary, if I didn't have so many ewoks around the place.
Load More Replies...At least it wasn't the infertile couple from down the street again; always wanting to borrow some spare sperm.
ive once had a person knock on my door looking for the nearest market. turns out he robbed our neighbors hosues ago. hes also probably mentally "challenged" cause he went write next to my 6 year old sister and just started talking to her. luckly the neighbors saw
A ravenously HUNGRY badass! Cats with Bengal blood have inherited a bit of wildness from them. Bengals are a mix of domesticated cats and Asian Leopard Cats—-which is a wild animal, and not a domesticated cat breed. This cat could’ve been abandoned or lost, possibly stolen and ran from whomever stole it, or even may be living in a neglect situation. If you can get ahold of it, take it to see if it’s chipped and the owners can be located. Then you can decide whether to keep it or find it a home with someone else—-someone who can responsibly care for a cat with possible wild blood in them.
Load More Replies...Glad I'm not the only one who lost it at swish roll 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...That cat doesn't have time to care about others' feelings. He's on the adventure of a lifetime with no effs to give!
If anyone else has had this problem, you can actually buy cat flaps that can be programmed with your pet's/pets' microchip number(s) :)
Plot twist: there are two of them and their names are Mungojerry and Rumpleteaser.
Had a cat like that where I used to live. Not knowing his name I called him "Fritz." Then all the neighbors started calling him "Fritz" too. Turned out the cat wasn't stray, and when his owner found out that everyone called her cat Fritz she complained to the HOA. The HOA took the matter very seriously and ordered everybody to stop calling the cat Fritz. I miss Fritz; he was a bad-a*s and did not deserve having a Karen as an owner.
Or put a bell on a collar. That way the cat can run free but cant sneak up on animals.
Load More Replies...I always heard they call it Squirrel, Land of Our Woodland Cousin Furbutts. Or at least that is the translation I was given for "SQUEEK!" Just going with what I was told.
Load More Replies...A little pedantic and bitter. I never understood people claiming some entitlement or superiority because they’ve lived in an area (relatively) a few seconds longer. Colonisation and occasionally gentrification aside, of course.
I was giving a driving lesson in Clevedon once, I mentioned that there were some nice houses around there, and the girl looked at me in utter disgust and said 'But it's CLEVEDON'.
So, what about the rats? Was there an increase? Why would the come to a goddam park/gardens? The food? Discarded needles?
So let me get this straight. Farting in a childs face will get them to behave in the store?
The child wouldn't speak for an hour, I wonder if this phantom raspberry blower offers a child minding service 😂
The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town! Loved that when I was a kid. Legend says that Spike Milligan offered to write the script for free on the proviso that he got to blow the raspberries.
Load More Replies...Second post on this topic. It’s giving me ideas, especially with misbehaving children during busy shopping times. 😆🤣
I have never heard of people farting in kid's faces. That is weird. I guess it's a British thing.
Dying at "whisper a bum secret," which is precisely how I shall refer to farts from now on.
When the pavement is lava on a hot day, we keep our dog on the grass as much as possible, or pick him up and carry him if we hit a stretch where there’s no grass. If I can’t walk on it with bare feet, why would I force my poor dog to do the same?
We got shoes for our dog. He bites them off and we cant train him to tolerate them. So, every time the pavement is hot, hubby carries the 70 pound flatulent spoiled dog between vehicle and pet store/vet. I thought if he got on the pavement and felt how hot it was, he would jump back in the vehicle and decide to wear shoes. Hubby doesn't want to test it.
Here in England we had a heatwave in August. I have a beagle x springer spaniel and as you can tell by her mix, without walks she's a nightmare. Keeping her in all day until the pavement cooled down was awful, but I couldn't have imagined taking her out when the pavement was scorching
‘Mericuns with their guns can’t even speak proper English. /s(arcasm)
Load More Replies...You don't want to know how many poor little animals die to plow a field for beans. The crows and vultures swarming the fresh earth certainly aren't finding breadcrumbs in there. . .
I empathize. My neighborhood association group is full of potted plants, assorted sods, and vegetables too. Some are also self-fertilizing.
Someone once stole my general waste bin - I had to pay £25 to replace the f*****g thing!
Well, the math adds up fine. But the idea that they didn't reject the substitution at time of delivery, or return them for a refund, rather than offer them up on social media certainly doesn't add up.
Load More Replies...I thought it was going to say it was for a 71st birthday, but the store sent a 17.
Honestly it could be cool if you did 7 + 1, because you were 7 and added another year
Sound like the animals will have some sausage and chips to enjoy after the fireworks stop.
I bet it was the animals letting off the fireworks. "Alright, Gordon, if we time this juuuuuust right we'll get to eat tonight. Light it .....and ....NOW! Huzzah! sausage and chips for us!
Load More Replies...What? This person won’t take their daughter to the movies because they don’t accept cash? Is that what this means? They think “Hollywood” determines how their local cinema accepts payment?
Hollywood Cinema is actually a chain of venues in the UK (or was not sure they exist) so they are talking about a specific location
Load More Replies...I've wondered about this before. Apparently it's illegal in some places for a business to only accept card payments but this is rarely enforced. Also has a higher negative impact (in the USA) on black and Hispanic communities because they are less likely to have bank accounts. Lots articles about it out there
The fact that it was ONLINE is why it required a card. She couldn't pay cash online. It had nothing to do with hollywood or the cinema - it was that she didn't get that it was physically impossible to not pay using a card online.
Load More Replies...The fact that it was ONLINE is why it required a card. She couldn't pay cash online. It had nothing to do with hollywood or the cinema - it was that she didn't get that it was physically impossible to not pay using a card online.
I read the part about her being on the website, but maybe she was just looking up times or something, not planning to buy/pay for her tickets then?
Load More Replies...Lots of businesses have gone to card only or pre purchase online. Goal is to keep employees safer. Bad guys start figuring out there is no cash in business, will go somewhere else.
Where’s Waldo with the worst possible prize. I’m cackling
No location given? Well, as they say, follow your nose.
Load More Replies...It starts with an ad for free s**t that also says they are tired of peoples b******t about their horseshit. "Don't ask a bunch of stupid s**t about our free s**t if you are not serious about our horseshit. Nobody has time for this s**t." Of course they sound batshit insane and that just attracts shitty trolls that start giving them s**t about their shitty ad for free horseshit. The seller replies back to call them out on their b******t and doubles down on not taking anymore s**t about their horseshit. "This s**t is free so don't give me s**t if you don't want my s**t." This is truly a shitty situation.
Wait… so variations of s**t is not censored??? Dogshit! Horseshit! ShittyMcShit!!!
Load More Replies...So he doesn’t want people saying “Whereabouts are you? Oh that’s too far” well how are they supposed to know it’s too far away if they don’t ask where it is? :p reminds me of that “no take only throw” dog meme lol
Ok lol I actually do understand what they mean, but it was a bit poorly explained at first. Like "I'm in this town so don't message to see what town I'm in so you know whether it's worth the drive for you" but if someone checks the town listed and is good with the distance so they already know they want it, OP will give them the specific address.
I would have suggested "Just follow your nose" but horse shyte isn't all that potent in stench, and its pungency drops geometrically with distance.
Well did you give it away then change your mind? Because I'm that case suck it up, table isn't yours anymore. If it was stolen why aren't you calling the police?
Because it was used in a murder of course! But seriously, how much blood could have been on the table for the assumption to be a murder has taken place? And if it had that much blood on it, why did she take the "evidence" home with her??
Load More Replies...What does the note say? If it is an apology, I have no idea what I’ll do.
No it's saying that Thatcher is a racist and homophobe and the neighbours don't need to see that
Load More Replies...which is as it should be IMHO ;) She was a horrible woman.
Load More Replies...I'm with the neighbours on this. Thatcher wasn't on the same planet as the rest of us. She frakked up Britain's economy good.
Remember that even if Margaret Thatcher had been highly enlightened on race and sexuality, her other policies would still have made her one of the most despicable PMs since the office was created.
I think it says “Thatcher was a horrible racist homophobe. Your neighbors don’t want to see this … THANKS”
Political monster that she was, respect for breaking that glass ceiling
Like moving to an home near the airport/highway, and the complaining about noise.
Or moving next to a farm because "you love the countryside" and complaining about agricultural odors.
Load More Replies...Y'all are so judgemental. Being a miserable c**t requires beauty sleep. How dare you.
Like the people who moved into the apartment block next to the Sydney Opera House and complained that they had the audacity to run outdoor concerts.
Same thing happens here in New Orleans. People move to the French Quarter then complain about the noise. WTF did you expect?
At least in the US, they tell you up front 'the rent is cheap because you live upstairs from a bar. I hope you like heavy metal music.'
I worked at a bar/restaurant that had an outdoor patio, that had live music Thursday, Sat. and sunday. They always played to 11, and a lot of the time it was just acoustic. They they built a neighborhood beside the bar. The residents were constantly bitching about the music, the owner was like hey, you knew a bar was right here and they still moved int. They comprimised and stopped playing music at 10....
Some geniuses built a retirement home in the middle of ASU's main campus in Tempe, AZ during lockdown. Like they thought college kids at bars would be quiet. They've been bad and forth in court with one bar over live music for quite awhile. Even dumber is that the home is for ASU alumni.
I live opposite a pub that used to have a live band on Fridays and disco on Saturdays until midnight. I knew what I was getting into when I moved in and actually enjoyed listening to it. Because of Covid the pub isn't doing very well and doesn't have music at all anymore. I actually miss it a lot lol
Why is being polite instead of angry not a more used option? Most people are not planning to be obnoxious and all humans make mistakes. I've found most people give you a sorry and stop because they didn't realize it was affecting someone else.
Load More Replies...Oh... I thought it said "Corpse Wood Liver Health".... i didn't realize it wasn't that until i read your comment
Load More Replies...Take a sample. Maybe the police CIS unit can get a DNA match to known offenders.
That's so English. "I will be writing a strongly worded letter." What a threat!
"Consequences will be had!!" :D Also, "hand delivering it on one of your buses" is the cherry on top. Imagine that poor driver who will sure as hell not be able to make it comprehendable to this person that he is not personally responsible for canceling the bus traffic.
Load More Replies...WTF? You mean bus drivers ALSO want to be home with their families on a holiday? The nerve. (/s, ffs)
Worked retail. The number of people trying to be oh so sympathetic on holidays who go 'its so sad you have to work today, why do they make you do it'? Um... do you really not see the correlation?
Load More Replies...I’m having a hard time believing a transportation service didn’t make an effort to let riders know there is limited or no services on certain holidays. Personally, I would never assume a bus would be on a regular schedule on Christmas and would definitely check/call to find out before making bus riding plans. And even if I didn’t, I’d sure as shît wouldn’t sit for two hours waiting.
You'd be surprised. I live in Boston. Once sat for 30min at a major bus stop, just to find out they altered their routes for that day, but didn't notify anyone. No signs, nothing. So it does happen.
Load More Replies...And if I do not receive satisfaction, I may very well write to the newspaper. Don't say you haven't been warned.
Sounds like Christmas Day ... there is NO public transport in the UK on Christmas Day. How could s/he have got to adulthood and not realised that?
Helicopters here (NL) are usually not a good sign: Trauma victims, or police in pursuit... Both are okay to make 'noise'. Especially the yellow trauma ones, they can make all the noise they want imho...
In the UK it's usually a police one looking for someone :)
Load More Replies...I have some sympathy - there are few things more annoying than trying to sleep and having a helicopter going round and round and round overhead at 3am. And of course you can't even really be angry as they wouldn't be there if there wasn't something really bad going on.
Sheesh, for all you know they are airlifting someone to the hospital and saving their life. Get over yourself and just rewatch what you missed. It is not going to hover over your house.
We get fly overs several times a day and night. It's from the military base doing training and keeping everyone up to date on their flight credentials. Since we live out in the country and they choose a route that disturbs the least amount of people, there isn't anything that will be done about it. I don't mind usually. It's just when they drop down closer to our property...I feel like they are watching me wait while my dog does it's business and it feels creepy.
I love helicopters! I’ve seen many in my life but always jump up and go outside when I hear one
I had one land less than 50 feet from where I was sitting over the summer. I am still proud that, although I was picking leaves and bits of grass out of my hair for hours afterwards, my coffee remained both untainted and unspilled!
Load More Replies...I live near BAE Warton, the odd helicopter has nothing on the noise these jets make 😅
That's disgusting as hêll! I hope the kid was punished as well. It seems like his parents really don't care about fulfilling his consequences towards the replacement of the bottle.
Ever hear of a dishwasher?? They get plenty hot enough to kill anything in that cup.
Michelle, why should the little girls parent have to be washing out some other child's urine? Maybe the child should have gone to the toilet like a normal person; or if it was a medical emergency the parent should replace the e bottle. How do you even know if the mother has a dish washer....was it YOUR child by any chance?
Load More Replies...Yeah, but it looks like this is a false statement, so is cruel vandalism that wrongly accuses the OP of awful behaviors they apparently do not possess. Also, we don’t live in ancient Pompeii, where archaeologists have uncovered similarly placed signs on the street that advertise the locations of nearby brothels. Most of us are also not in Nevada where you will see billboards on the highway advertising brothel locations. In most places, that kind of information isn’t so openly advertised.
Load More Replies...Someone with a crumbling, water damaged, barbwire covered wall is complaining that the graffiti about sex trafficking being on the wrong wall is the reason property values are lower. If I saw a wall where the barbwire is pointed in to keep people there instead of pointing out to keep out strangers, I'd probably assume too you were complicit with your neighbor's activity.
Let’s be secs-work positive here. If it’s a brothel as the door says, it may not exploit women. Women can decide to sell sex if they want. The graffiti person needs to assure they’re actually being exploited and not a women-ran brother cooperative before making the claim. I’m other words, I’m more offended by the assumption it’s exploitive than it’s an actual brothel. C.O.Y.O.T.E.
Looks like some poor soul emptied their pockets, took off their aids and went in.
So, the person is complaining about something they did themselves when they were young? Hell honey, that’s just Karma. What goes around comes around. On your car.
"I did it myself when I was a kid, but today's kids have to be responsible adults!"
On the left picture, the shape used to block out the name is somewhat questionable
*kept.... And to be fair, cats in heat or fighting are loud and annoying. (Disclaimer: No, I do not hate cats, I have two furbabies.... And I'm am very well aware they can be annoying. #catsareassholes <3 ) :)
#catsareassholes One jumped on me and made me fall into the water.
Load More Replies...They need to just get their cats fixed. They may continue trying to hump other cats (most lose interest in it, but some don’t), but at least they won’t be making more unwanted kittens. Personally, I not only get my pets fixed, plus keep my cats inside. It’s why they live such long and healthy lives—-one cat we adopted when he was 9 weeks old died last year at the ripe old age of 19 years and 5 months. We currently have a 14 year old cat who’s just as energetic as a kitten.
Sad part is he doesn't have to put up with it for very long. Outdoor cats (at least here in the U.S.) have a live expectancy of less than two years.
It's not the best pun, but you didn't deserve downvotes. Have a leg up m'guy.
Load More Replies...Yeah but Wycombe Wanderers hardly play in an arena. Their ground seats fewer than ten thousand. Despite the name, League One is only the third-highest league in English football. We're not talking Chelsea or Man Utd levels here.
Load More Replies...It’s also about how much it cost to get the ingredients for that burger…
It costs about £1.20 to make that burger! The burgers are mass produced, cheap, frozen patties. The buns are mass produced, cheap, frozen buns. The tomato is probably the only thing that's fresh but even that is incredibly cheap! The staff are paid shite wages but it comes out of ticket sales, not food sales.
Load More Replies...One of the things my children loved doing at Christmas time when they were little, was a drive by looking at the decorated houses at night-time. We have one estate that makes a huge effort especially for kids and is well loved by all .
When I was a kid we used to count trees on the way home from my grandma's. Kids love this stuff.
Load More Replies...How is it annoying? Is it the brightness of the lights? If so, close your curtains or get roller shutters
Obviously a control freak that wants to tell everybody how to live.
All I'm saying is that on Christmas morn, keep your doors locked and report any dogs with antlers.
Oh yes, what’s that word again…is it schadenfreude? Or something about a chameleon? Calmer! That’s it!
I think a growth hormone specialist allows families a day to grieve in their homes over recently departed cars?
I'm guessing this person had a medical issue while on an Easyjet plane and was then sectioned in hospital. 🤔
Or they had a medical issue due to being treated poorly by easyjet, and that got conflated into " section and drugs to calm you down" . Watch the movie "Brain on Fire".
Load More Replies...A blood sugar of 2?? Pretty sure you would be unable to complain about missing a flight!
I am getting too old for these puns. On the brighter side, I don't see extensive discoloration/urine stains on that mattress.
How do you know he doesn’t wash or sanitise his hands in between though?
I'm more doubting the part about hand-feeding them.
Load More Replies...And change it to something random they won’t be able to figure out.
Load More Replies...Ooh, a LOUD knocking, not just any knocking but a LOUD one. Thank God they mellowed.
Maybe a strongly worded letter would help if the knocking isn't loud enough :>
Load More Replies...For the record, in the UK emergency vehicles attending an incident are allowed to park on double yellow lines (or other road markings where you aren't normally allowed to park).
Ah, but this one is not attending an incident! No lights on!
Load More Replies...It is my experience that someone who says things like, "no matter who you are, you are not above the law," has not been paying attention to current affairs.
Maybe traffic wardens go to where the traffic is, and there isn't much of same depicted here.
'I don't have that worry because I have a recycling bin. A nice green one with the number 276 on it!'
So either write the number clearly on it, or buy some number stickers that have good quality epoxy on them.
I think he was saying he hopes that have just that one worry and no others.
That cat will absolutely be back every time the truck, just to p**s him off. Cats are like that.
Load More Replies...In my city, leash laws apply to cats as well. As well they should. Domesticated cats account for millions of songbird and small mammal deaths, which is senseless, as the cats do not need to hunt to survive. Loose cats are often prey to multiple carnivorous animals, and cause the same type of road hazard as loose dogs. Just keep them inside, ffs.
I think they may have commandeered an ice cream truck
Load More Replies...Wait what? You mean to tell me birds are flying around? In public? What is this world coming to?
There are birds... in the air. The end of time is near. Or maybe not. Have you checked to see if they are disguised government drones?
Need more context. “Disappointing” in what way? Quality of food? Over/undercooked? Shitty service? Was there a weird smell throughout the restaurant? Did the OP show their a*s and act badly the whole time? Did they treat the staff like servants? What? We can’t judge their answer until we have more context.
Why wouldn’t you mention something to the server during your meal if you weren’t happy?
Maybe he "...had a very disappointing meal" because his date didn't accept his proposal and threw the ring back in his face?
People have long drawn out conversations in their heads and don't understand that the rest of their world is NOT party to it.
Load More Replies...No religion prohibits sex on the Sabbath and orthodox Judaism, which has very strict Sabbath observance, positively encourages it. Possibly this person has confused sex and work.
I mean, technically every day is the Lord's day; also, I don't want to see people dogging, no matter the day xD
I’m an atheist and also do not recommend having séx in a public car park
Whose lord's day? The muslim's lord's day, which is Friday; the Jew's lord's day, which is Saturday; or the christian's lord's day, Sunday?
Yes, because a teenage girl making minimum wage (and was correctly asking, repeatedly, if you wanted a refund) is the best person for a GROWN MAN to vent on about a pizza a completely different person failed to deliver...
I'll be downvoted, but I myself have earned minimum wage before and I just can't see it as an excuse for me being rude to customers.
Load More Replies...Yep, people from London do have a natural ability. It’s called London aptitude. 😂😂
I can just see lil "Marcy shrugging her shoulders" - LOL. Wish I'd been there.
probably just the cemetery cleaning schedule .. Or graveyard if it's actually AT the church
God will bless you for hoping one of his children will die a painful death..😳😆
Forget the Abingdon branch. This is obviously a case for the Human Rights Commission.
Both are delicious, and the garlic bread pizza is supposed to be a side, not an actual pizza
Load More Replies...And sometimes they decide to walk down streets they’ve never walked down before, just from curiosity and the desire to have a look-see at another neighborhood from their own. As long as he wasn’t behaving strangely, menacingly, or suspiciously, then mind your own damn business, Karen.
Load More Replies...Which village you ask? It's the one where they train the Village Idiot candidates.
"Incidentally I live alone twenty semi-feral cats and I spend my days staring into the street slowly shoving popcorn up my nose. I once wrote a book about the history of belly lint."
''For Gods' sake get a shovel and just clear it up if your parents can't do it !!!''... is what I would say if I was on that facebook group :)
My thoughts exactly. And stop letting your dog "snack on it"!
Load More Replies...Composting bin or the roses - either that or pay for a DNA test of the poop, and search the equine society records for the perpetrator.
Harvest it and fertilize your basement plants with it. Or whatever else you grow and smoke...
Get a shovel and plop it on your roses. People pay good money for Horses manure. Horses are vegetarian so it's got no nasties in it
Why are people d***s for not cleaning up dog poo but horse people can let their animals defecate where ever and that's acceptable? They trespass, don't clean up after their animal and now you're blaming the home owner. Wow.
Ummmmm… excuse me it is not required to have Christmas decorations up. Maybe they don’t celebrate Christmas, maybe they don’t want to spend money on Christmas decorations and are saving up for even more stuff to do to their house. They don’t have to put up Christmas decorations.
They haven't got 'plenty of cash', you just said yourself, they've spent it doing their house up!
And isn't that what Christmas is really all about - reaching out to your neighbors and judging them.
When you've just spent a year upgrading your house, you do not have "plenty of cash." Because you just bloody well spent it.
Well, I can see how this would be frustrating. How about just biting the bullet and doing your OWN damn shopping from now on? Lots of us managed to mask up and do our own grocery shopping AND still practice social distancing during lockdown.
It's entirely possible they have a handicap or something else that makes it legitimately difficult for them to go shopping themselves.
Load More Replies...I understand the sentiment, I'm convinced that the day Asda bring my correct order the world will end.
Point it out to them - big supermarkets will usually sell at the lower price. If it's marked on the pack, rather than on the shelf, then they ARE obliged to sell it at 19p. If on the shelf, it's likely that someone has switched the numbers round, and reporting it gives them a chance to remedy it.
Hahaha this reminds me of the lady who grabbed a $5 pie off a bakery table that had other bakery items on it, but it was ever-so-slightly close to the price tag for the cookies, which was $3. She was trying to argue me down like “yeah well it says $3 on the shelf.” “No ma’am, it very clearly says COOKIES $3. The sign next to it, under the pie, says Pies $5.” She threw an absolute fit, insisted “the customer is always right” and “the price tags are misleading!” Called us liars, scammers, said we were conning innocent shoppers….because she didn’t bother to read 😊 13 years have gone by and it’s still one of my most satisfying moments watching with one eyebrow raised while a grown a*s woman threw a pie on the ground and stomp her foot like a toddler. Hilarious.
Textbook definition of the importance of both punctuation and grammar skills.
Mushy peas, I believe, RMA. (+1 to counteract the folks who downvote because you dared ASK A QESTION!!!)
Load More Replies...Are those popovers? I haven’t had one since I was a kid. My mom would make them, then we would butter them and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar. So good!
That makes no sense. Starbucks was right to not reheat it or give you another sandwich. Health violations is a huge thing you know
I agree and not only that, why would any person feel so entitled to think that Starbucks should make them a free sandwich just because they waited so long to eat it??? My mind is blown at the ignorance of this person!
Load More Replies...this is ridiculous. Why would you think either of these things would happen. Delusional a*s
Well, and allow me to "correct" the original post. "Despite prices of goods rising so high, I can still get a meal deal for £3. Thank you supermarkets for keeping this service the same price, and not raising it to cover your costs"
He didn't even say he was buying them. He pointed out, quite correctly, that supermarkets engage in price fixing. You'll find plenty of suppliers, such as dairy farmers, who find it very hard to make ends meet because supermarkets collude to suppress prices.
Load More Replies...Where does he think the crisps in the cupboard come from? Narnia? That'll be a shop my friend, where you have to buy these things. It doesn't appear by magic.
The title was misleading. Most of these weren't delusional angry posts, but perfectly reasonable angry posts.
Makes you want to move there, eh? So friendly, so literate, so pleasant.
Load More Replies...So many posts about adults farting on children and dropping deuces on public streets. I shouldn't have laughed about it, but I have the sense of humor of a 5 year old boy. 🤪🤣
Funny how most of these are British. 🤣 I'm guessing some of these posts are meant to be satire not angry.
Nope, I can confirm that most British community Facebook groups are like this.
Load More Replies...The title was misleading. Most of these weren't delusional angry posts, but perfectly reasonable angry posts.
Makes you want to move there, eh? So friendly, so literate, so pleasant.
Load More Replies...So many posts about adults farting on children and dropping deuces on public streets. I shouldn't have laughed about it, but I have the sense of humor of a 5 year old boy. 🤪🤣
Funny how most of these are British. 🤣 I'm guessing some of these posts are meant to be satire not angry.
Nope, I can confirm that most British community Facebook groups are like this.
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