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The United States is famous for many things: stunning national parks, delicious comfort food, a wide variety of landscapes and a beautiful blend of cultures. But along with the hundreds of Nobel Prize winners the United States boasts, it’s also home to a handful of individuals who seem to have slept through much of their education...

Below, you’ll find a list of photos from the Facebook group “America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy,” which documents exactly what it sounds like. We’re well aware that in a nation of 336 million people, not everyone can be the sharpest tool in the shed, so don’t judge the whole country based off these select individuals. But we hope you get a kick out of these pics, whether you’re from the US or not, and be sure to upvote the ones that cause you to facepalm.

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When you're so anti-government that you pay extra money to the government to show the government you don't support them.

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Ah, the United States of America. Land of the free, home of the brave and home to a wide variety of individuals. As with any other country with such a large population, you’re bound to find some kooky people. But that’s just part of the fun, right? I’m from the US, and although I’m not always proud of it, as everyone I meet seems to have an opinion on it and knows much more about it than I often know about their respective countries, it will always hold a special place in my heart. It’s where I was born and raised, and my whole family lives there. So I might not bleed red, white, and blue, and I’m well aware that the country isn’t perfect, but I’m always happy to visit!

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America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy might sound like a harsh name for a Facebook group, but it was created in good fun. It was launched on February 28th, 2015 by Aidan Hand, and it has amassed an impressive 232k members since then. When it comes to how the group was born, the creator shared in its about section, “Now, let me say this. I love America, and I love good old fashioned American culture, too. Baseball, Apple Pie, Family Values, Freedom, and national pride. With that said, there has been an undeniable ‘Dumbing Down’ of America in recent years.”

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The only scientific explanation.

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“Idiocy is all around us,” the group’s about section continues. “It's everywhere we look. I hear it in people's speech, I see it on TV, in advertising, and particularly in signage all across America. It's gotten to the point of not only being accepted, but sometimes defended, as well. When you point this stuff out, you're the bad guy, an insensitive jerk, and sometimes even labeled prejudiced! Well, I'm taking a stand, America! Because I love you, I'll be the bad guy for you!”

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“My mission is simple: To point out the idiocy all around us when I encounter it, and hopefully make you laugh your [butt] off while I make my subtle, yet somewhat depressing point: We are in danger of becoming a nation of idiots!” the creator writes. “So, please go ahead and post the funny, insane, innocuous, and downright laughable examples of idiocy that you encounter each day. Let's enjoy it together!” The group is not intended to hate on the United States or bash everyone in it; it’s just here to make light of some of the most ridiculous behavior seen there and provide some good laughs. So please, pandas, understand that we have no intentions of bashing America with this list.

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When you're an influencer but you don't know how to use the Roman numerals.

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There may be many reasons why the United States has the quirks that it does, but one I can’t help but consider is the public education system. Now, the quality of education an American receives varies greatly based on what state, city, and neighborhood they live in, along with how many resources they have outside of the classroom. For example, a higher-income family will be able to afford tutors and SAT-prep that many other families would not have access to. So we wanted to explore what some of the biggest failures of the American education system are, which Kate Barrington at Public School Review has broken down. 

First, Kate mentions a decline in government funding. “For more than 90% of K-12 schools, funding comes from state and local governments, largely generated by sales and income taxes,” she writes. “Research shows, however, that funding has not increased with need – many states are still issuing funding that is lower than it was before the Great Recession. Lower funding means fewer teachers, fewer programs, and diminished resources."

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The next glaring failure of the American school system that everyone around the world is keenly aware of is the decline in school safety. It seems like school shootings are in the news every week, nowadays, and it is absolutely heartbreaking to imagine the trauma that countless children have gone through, not to mention the parents who have lost their little ones. Kids can’t feel safe in their classrooms either, as one poll found that over 50% of teens in the US reported that they worry about gun violence at school, and teachers have to understand that they might be in a life-threatening position at work. There is debate over whether teachers should be armed at work, but these people signed up to be educators, not security guards. Unfortunately, the United States has yet to get school safety under control. 

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Riani Kivela
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chickens will eat some fresh grass, along with other things like seeds and bugs. The word she was looking for was "pastured" meaning they are outside in grassy fields during the day where they can forage to supplement their grain feed. It makes for healthier and happier chickens.

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We all know that having wonderful teachers can have a huge impact on our education, as they can more easily motivate kids and prevent them from viewing school as boring and pointless. Unfortunately, due to the pathetic salaries the US provides for teachers, it’s nearly impossible to find great ones. “Research shows that the average salary for public elementary and secondary school teachers dropped by nearly 5% between the 2009/10 school year and now,” Kate goes on to write. “States like Oklahoma and Colorado experienced a 17% and 16% decrease – these states also saw massive teacher walkouts in 2018.”

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La Petite Morte
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, that's college student level genius. Crappy move, but genius nonetheless.

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Jack S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that many ladders, it's only a matter of time til the snakes show up.

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Jonathan Haidt wrote a piece for The Atlantic titled, “Why The Past 10 Years Of American Life Have Been Uniquely Stupid,” and he addresses the fact that social media has essentially been fuel for the fire of political divisiveness, amplifying the more “idiotic” voices on both sides. “The dart guns of social media give more power and voice to the political extremes while reducing the power and voice of the moderate majority,” Haidt writes. “The ‘Hidden Tribes’ study, by the pro-democracy group More in Common, surveyed 8,000 Americans in 2017 and 2018 and identified seven groups that shared beliefs and behaviors. The one furthest to the right, known as the ‘devoted conservatives,’ comprised 6 percent of the U.S. population. The group furthest to the left, the ‘progressive activists,’ comprised 8 percent of the population. The progressive activists were by far the most prolific group on social media: 70 percent had shared political content over the previous year. The devoted conservatives followed, at 56 percent.”

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So America’s “Cultural Decline” may actually have much more to do with perception than reality. “Part of America’s greatness in the 20th century came from having developed the most capable, vibrant, and productive network of knowledge-producing institutions in all of human history, linking together the world’s best universities, private companies that turned scientific advances into life-changing consumer products, and government agencies that supported scientific research and led the collaboration that put people on the moon,” Haidt explains.

But this arrangement is not self-maintaining, he goes on to note. It requires work. “So what happens when an institution is not well maintained and internal disagreement ceases, either because its people have become ideologically uniform or because they have become afraid to dissent?”

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, if you removed the "Parents" gear it might work... As a former teacher, that sounds about right...

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Haidt goes on to explain what he believes happened to many of America’s key institutions in the mid-to-late 2010s. "They got stupider en masse because social media instilled in their members a chronic fear of getting darted,” he writes. “The shift was most pronounced in universities, scholarly associations, creative industries, and political organizations at every level (national, state, and local), and it was so pervasive that it established new behavioral norms backed by new policies seemingly overnight. The new omnipresence of enhanced-virality social media meant that a single word uttered by a professor, leader, or journalist, even if spoken with positive intent, could lead to a social-media firestorm, triggering an immediate dismissal or a drawn-out investigation by the institution. Participants in our key institutions began self-censoring to an unhealthy degree, holding back critiques of policies and ideas—even those presented in class by their students—that they believed to be ill-supported or wrong.”

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something very Muppet-esque about his expression; I blame the eyes mostly

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If you’re from the United States, I realize that this list might not make you too proud of Americans. But it’s all in good fun; we know that you pandas aren’t anything like this! Plus, every country has its flaws. The United States is simply one of many imperfect nations. We hope you’re getting a kick out of some of these photos, as many of them could apply to people from around the world as well, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you facepalm the hardest. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring memes about the good old USA, look no further than right here!

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Zoecat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard if you smear peanut butter on your clothes and sleep outside the bears will come preform for you. Hope that helps 😁

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to be the person who has to take care of the elephant erection or the clean up on aisles 12, 13 & 14 because a person is je$&ing off an elephant..gross

That emo Girl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a post I saw about a farmer that put up a sign next to an empty lot saying "WARNING: Animals smell, make noise and have outdoor sex. If you do not like smells, noises and outdoor sex, please do NOT live here." 'Twas the best thing ever XD

Adam Zad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Capitalization is important. I helped my uncle jack off an elephant.

Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Well, kid, remember how we have that spare trunk up in the attic? Well, you see this elephant has his own spare trunk too, just no attic."

Cara G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you even "relieve" an elephant? Hold it like a javelin and run?

Vermontah
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the elephant in the back was pushing the sick elephant in front to the hospital. That's what my dad told we when I saw dogs doing it.

Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side note: how about you just teach your daughter that it’s called a pen!s and that means it’s a boy elephant. Learning something like that isn’t going to scar your kid. You don’t need to discuss it being erect or not or what that means.

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Susan Bosse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg. We went to the Little Rock Zoo when I was 10 and my sister was 1.5. We were looking at the giraffes and a male mounted a female. My dad just took the stroller and turned faster than I'd ever seen him move and said "Let's go over here. Now!!" It was never spoken of. Ever. I'm 54 and my sister is 45. I'm not sure she knows it. I'm calling her now. Hahaha

1D Addict (They/them)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Susan don't leave us hanging...did she know? Does she know? What did she say? Does she remember?

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ShaZam Beaubien
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds like a job you have to work up to ... maybe you start with the squirrels ... the lions must be a b***h to have to jerk off

Blackheart
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was at an aquarium where two penguins happened to be having intercourse. There were actually parents who wanted the staff to do something about it. Meanwhile, my kids just laughed and snapped a pic.

Doug the Special one
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Q: why does an elephant have 4 feet ? Ans: because it would look silly with 6 inches.

Terry Fergusson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife said it wasn't that big actually, but then again she's spoiled.

Cee Grant
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop for just a minute lady and think about what you just said

Upstaged75
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know how much a zoo pays the "elephant wanker". This woman should be the first to apply for the position. :)

Mike Y
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, Marie. Maybe, you could volunteer at the elephant exhibit.

Tina Harnish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad that she doesn't just explain. It's nature. Prevents problems in the future. You know. "Mommy, why does that man have his hand on his?...

Silke
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honey, was the “erection” above her mouth and between her eyes? Is it possible that you were looking at the elephants trunk?

Peter Ledoux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see the ad, person wanted to work stress relief for elephants, some experience required

Binky Melnik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FFS. She doesn’t HAFTA explain erections to little kids; make up a damned story the way normal parents do. JFC. What is wrong with people?! (If she’s so concerned with horny elephants, she can make ‘em happy herself.)

Marie BellaDonna
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, she could just TELL her kid it's the elephant's penis. There's nothing wrong with children knowing the proper names for anatomy. Even at 3. If they're old enough to ask, they're old enough to know. (To clarify: a three year old doesn't need to know everything. But it's okay for them to know that, as Kindergarten Cop taught us, boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.) And end it there by distracting her. Or just don't say anything, and still distract her. Either way, get over yourself, lady.

Evan Connolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Is that a telephone pole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Claire Armstrong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See, I am STILL really hoping that she was confusing the body parts and was talking about the trunk but I think I'm going to have to face reality!

Melissa Hamed
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did she just really give a one-star review because an elephant needed to be jerked off? Ma'am I don't think you know what a zoo is.

Solidhog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have seen the film "The Grimsby Brothers" you will know why I am laughing.

Deb M.F.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...should've told her they're hiring and offered her the job.....

TrippyBanana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe that would be abuse for both the animal and the human.

真壁まつり
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would tell her it's Papa Stick. Animals with that will be a Papa in the future( ・∇・)

DrBronxx
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Ah, looks like Babar needs another wank. JOHN! HOP TO IT!"

Omima mimi miki
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF! Ya know if your daughter grows up to work at a zoo remind yourself of what the staff should so she can be the one to do it.

Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you mentioned it so here's your new zoo employee shirt, get to work.

Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elephant is not a "kind of zoo." Taking care of elephants would be not having them in a zoo!!!!

Heather Wolmarans
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much easier to explain when the 3yo asks "What's that man doing to that elephant??".

Magnion
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the kid asks what it is just tell them that’s their second trunk

Bunzilla
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Those are his boy parts". That's all you really need to say? It's not like animals wear clothes. Anatomy is a part of life, people.

Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zoos are intended to be fun places of education where an occasional peep show happens. Whatever you do Marie, don't ever bring her to a farm.

Rarara
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine you have a wife like that. Every day for every thing

Dave Morris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Swim for it lads!

Pam Wilson-Hallinan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She needs to explain the difference between males and females and leave it at that for her age.

Lindy Mac
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marie Kelly can't be this stupid.... can she? It's a joke right?

Margaret Weaver
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stopped reading at "me and my". I really don't need to know what windows taste like or what semiprecious stone heals what imaginary ailment. Do give my regards to the pigeons.

Kyllein MacKellerann
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bit of a hint: We males can get erections when we need to pee. And you don't want your three-year-old seeing that, either.

Vicki Perizzolo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing it's past time for life lessons and Nature... good thing you weren't out whale watching

Edward Tucker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would certainly HOPE that it was the largest erection you ever saw.

Red Wyvern Emperor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did this B just suggest someone should come in and... service an elephant?

Per-Ole Sjuve
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't there be more questions if the daughter got an eyefull of an eager man in a raincoat jerking on the elephant "trunk"?

Gogubaci
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she should have taken the "matter" in her own hands if she was so concerned

StarlightPanda!
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's..messed up. She wants them to basically abuse the animals. All she needs to say is it's an elephant thing or something.

Jared Robinson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is this statement? I just, my mind just skipped a little bit.

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A real job is the person who reaches up inside their butt and gets the poop out. I'm trying to remember the context. It was either before a public even (like a circus act) or it was for veterinary stuff. Cow vets do that as part of the artificial insemination but this was for a different reason IIRC.

Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been to more than a few parades (and zoos) where there have been a few...surprise appearances(?). Tbh, I've never heard one parent say something like "Well, Timmy, what you are seeing is the result when people don't...." Oh, forget it. Parents laughing is the most common reaction out there.

Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whether that is really what was happening or not doesn't really matter. All she had to explain was that all animals pee, and that is what that elephant uses to pee. I mean, even if...um... something else happened, just say he probably has an infection to explain the color. Geez, who hasn't lied, stretch the truth, or just not include the whole truth to a 3 year old? Or does this child know the real truth about Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc? 🙄

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those lacking an imagination, I highly recommend to watch great movie with Sasha Baron Cohen and Mark Strong - Grimsby brothers. You welcome.

Tinykame
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you effectively explain a trunk is different than a "trunk"

LvH
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha. I saw them in action in Wildlands August 2021. Elephants make a particularly powerful sound. XD The result was born at the beginning of this year. I can only laugh about it :)

Nitka Tsar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know… 3 year olds are perfectly capable to understand what a p e n i s is. Both my kids know what they and their sibling has (boy and girl) and they are fine!

Burnt Bagel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What scares me is that somebody out there would love that job!

Sara Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she can volunteer to "relieve" the elephant herself and that way she won't have to worry about it not being done properly, and traumatizing her precious baby

Littlefire097
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are they supposed to do Relive the elephant so your child doesnt randomly see giant elephant dong

Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she advocating for hand jobs for zoo animals? Is that what she's getting at? Or is she saying they need regular sex? I'm confused, because these are GD ANIMALS

LMr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They really left that girls face on this comment. I was just staring at it wondering wtf?!?!

Cosmologist wannabe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh no. a natural process. whatever shall i do? Lie to my daughter and make a bullsh*t review? okay.

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Jason Chen Report

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ThatCapybara
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can decide whether I'm gaining or losing braincells reading these posts.

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Henry Symes Report

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BatPhace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who was born and raised in Alaska, it happens a lot because maps put it down there by Hawaii instead of attached to Canada like we're supposed to be lol

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Adam P. Erdosy Report

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Julia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me a sign outside a restaurant in my hometown. "Maine Lobsters/Dancing Nightly". Never did get there to see the show.

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ThatCapybara
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

England... English... yeah I'm not gonna bother connecting the dots

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hemp is in fact a different product than Marijuana but thanks for playing.. I wouldn't try and keep that triple moisture hemp lit, I think it might be a struggle 😂

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Stephen Cobble Taylor Report

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judging by the plate, I don’t think this one is stupidity. I think it’s just perversity. And that seems far worse…

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean they did put wood wedges behind the wheels so safety first, right?

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Downunderdude
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That should make his passage through security screening interesting...

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Justin French Report

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you were dropped on your head as a child weren't you, bless your heart..

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Rick Loyd Report

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waddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it took me a very long time to figure out why “mrs hart” was so offensive

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Tommy Stockslager Report

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La Petite Morte
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That roof... it caused so many problems. It wasn't open bc it malfunctioned & couldn't open. Plus, it makes the stadium look even more like the Legion of Doom than it already does.

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I just opened this bill. Note the postage cost…

Jeff Simon Report

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mooshoflove
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of, "it's the principal of the matter," type escalations. They know they're wrong, won't get anywhere with no logic in sight.. but they still raise hell.

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Dan Martin Report

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No kidding, if they ever try to visit me, I'm telling them to p*ss off. Yucks!!!

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Hail season in Dallas.

Eric Entner , twitter.com Report

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BatPhace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, better than totalling your vehicle because tennis ball sized ice is beating it to death ☠️

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#67

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Lazlo Hollyfeld Report

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Lisa Massie-Wilhelm Report

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Ali H M Salehuddin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is correct. Bi-monthly can either mean twice a month or once every two months. Check you dictionary guys. The term is ambiguous. Avoid using it.

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Jakub Prochowicz Report

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Lisa T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe just not go running at dinner time. Or suck it up, buttercup.

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Floyd Riddle Report

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Guy Lombardo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look up bridge in Long Grove, Illinois. I think that one has been hit 42 times in 3 years.

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Artly Snuff Report

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So tell me a bit more about how… what did you call it? Ah yes, how a tide works.

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Greg Rewis Report

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sadmrguna
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh.... yes this is a bit funny, but: Eating donuts/sugar does NOT cause diabetes. Please can we stop perpetuating this misconception on BP! Type 1 Diabetes is an autoimmune condition that cannot be prevented. Type 2 is partly genetic, but also often linked to lifestyle, such as being inactive or overweight. So, it’s not really “eating sugar gives you diabetes”, but more “eating an unhealthy diet and not exercising enough may increase your risk for developing type 2 diabetes.”

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Scott Bayer Report

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, beer buckle aside, what is that gorgeous contraption holding his chest gun? I need one but I have no idea what words to search on Amazon to get one. Please help!! I’m American and that’s exactly what I need to hold my gun so I can have both hands free to eat my quarter pounder Big Mac (it’s bigger than the 1/3 pound burger you know?).

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#76

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Kjartan Reithaug Report

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Dani M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evolution will do what it may with the fact the nonsense eliminates visibility through the back window

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Austin Tillman Report

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Riche White
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And murdering innocent indigenous people and stealing their land. DONT forget that part!

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Tosh.0 Report

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's more uncomfortable the thought of the content or the cover art 🤢🙈

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Mark Miracle Report

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Stary_cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No don’t you know it’s like a million dollars to type YouTube into the search bar and press a link or to download an app

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Allstate insurance plan for a $4 bouncy ball

Ally Melvin Report

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Chumbo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bouncy balls are $4.00 now?? Back in the 1900's, we used to have these little machines where you could put a quarter in, turn a handle, and a bouncy ball would roll out of this little door that you could open. This inflation s**t is wild...

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#94

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Robert Foster Report

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LokisLilButterknife
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This goes to show that BoredPanda doesn’t even freaking edit or review what they post. This is from Slough, England. This site really needs a revamp.

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Beth Marie Report

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Stary_cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Adam P. Erdosy Report

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zububonsai
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hm. One word wrong (dyslexia, maybe?). Give this considerate coworker a break. At least he's trying to spare you some minutes of wondering and despairing... So, it's sweet and no reason to belittle this effort, IMHO.

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Jeremy Rogers Report

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Stary_cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the hands need a brain to control what their doing in life generally 🤦‍♀️

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