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The United States is famous for many things: stunning national parks, delicious comfort food, a wide variety of landscapes and a beautiful blend of cultures. But along with the hundreds of Nobel Prize winners the United States boasts, it’s also home to a handful of individuals who seem to have slept through much of their education...

Below, you’ll find a list of photos from the Facebook group “America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy,” which documents exactly what it sounds like. We’re well aware that in a nation of 336 million people, not everyone can be the sharpest tool in the shed, so don’t judge the whole country based off these select individuals. But we hope you get a kick out of these pics, whether you’re from the US or not, and be sure to upvote the ones that cause you to facepalm.

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When you're so anti-government that you pay extra money to the government to show the government you don't support them.

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Ah, the United States of America. Land of the free, home of the brave and home to a wide variety of individuals. As with any other country with such a large population, you’re bound to find some kooky people. But that’s just part of the fun, right? I’m from the US, and although I’m not always proud of it, as everyone I meet seems to have an opinion on it and knows much more about it than I often know about their respective countries, it will always hold a special place in my heart. It’s where I was born and raised, and my whole family lives there. So I might not bleed red, white, and blue, and I’m well aware that the country isn’t perfect, but I’m always happy to visit!

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America’s Cultural Decline Into Idiocy might sound like a harsh name for a Facebook group, but it was created in good fun. It was launched on February 28th, 2015 by Aidan Hand, and it has amassed an impressive 232k members since then. When it comes to how the group was born, the creator shared in its about section, “Now, let me say this. I love America, and I love good old fashioned American culture, too. Baseball, Apple Pie, Family Values, Freedom, and national pride. With that said, there has been an undeniable ‘Dumbing Down’ of America in recent years.”

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The only scientific explanation.

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“Idiocy is all around us,” the group’s about section continues. “It's everywhere we look. I hear it in people's speech, I see it on TV, in advertising, and particularly in signage all across America. It's gotten to the point of not only being accepted, but sometimes defended, as well. When you point this stuff out, you're the bad guy, an insensitive jerk, and sometimes even labeled prejudiced! Well, I'm taking a stand, America! Because I love you, I'll be the bad guy for you!”

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“My mission is simple: To point out the idiocy all around us when I encounter it, and hopefully make you laugh your [butt] off while I make my subtle, yet somewhat depressing point: We are in danger of becoming a nation of idiots!” the creator writes. “So, please go ahead and post the funny, insane, innocuous, and downright laughable examples of idiocy that you encounter each day. Let's enjoy it together!” The group is not intended to hate on the United States or bash everyone in it; it’s just here to make light of some of the most ridiculous behavior seen there and provide some good laughs. So please, pandas, understand that we have no intentions of bashing America with this list.

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When you're an influencer but you don't know how to use the Roman numerals.

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There may be many reasons why the United States has the quirks that it does, but one I can’t help but consider is the public education system. Now, the quality of education an American receives varies greatly based on what state, city, and neighborhood they live in, along with how many resources they have outside of the classroom. For example, a higher-income family will be able to afford tutors and SAT-prep that many other families would not have access to. So we wanted to explore what some of the biggest failures of the American education system are, which Kate Barrington at Public School Review has broken down. 

First, Kate mentions a decline in government funding. “For more than 90% of K-12 schools, funding comes from state and local governments, largely generated by sales and income taxes,” she writes. “Research shows, however, that funding has not increased with need – many states are still issuing funding that is lower than it was before the Great Recession. Lower funding means fewer teachers, fewer programs, and diminished resources."

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The next glaring failure of the American school system that everyone around the world is keenly aware of is the decline in school safety. It seems like school shootings are in the news every week, nowadays, and it is absolutely heartbreaking to imagine the trauma that countless children have gone through, not to mention the parents who have lost their little ones. Kids can’t feel safe in their classrooms either, as one poll found that over 50% of teens in the US reported that they worry about gun violence at school, and teachers have to understand that they might be in a life-threatening position at work. There is debate over whether teachers should be armed at work, but these people signed up to be educators, not security guards. Unfortunately, the United States has yet to get school safety under control. 

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Riani Kivela
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chickens will eat some fresh grass, along with other things like seeds and bugs. The word she was looking for was "pastured" meaning they are outside in grassy fields during the day where they can forage to supplement their grain feed. It makes for healthier and happier chickens.

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We all know that having wonderful teachers can have a huge impact on our education, as they can more easily motivate kids and prevent them from viewing school as boring and pointless. Unfortunately, due to the pathetic salaries the US provides for teachers, it’s nearly impossible to find great ones. “Research shows that the average salary for public elementary and secondary school teachers dropped by nearly 5% between the 2009/10 school year and now,” Kate goes on to write. “States like Oklahoma and Colorado experienced a 17% and 16% decrease – these states also saw massive teacher walkouts in 2018.”

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La Petite Morte
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not stupid, that's college student level genius. Crappy move, but genius nonetheless.

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Jack S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With that many ladders, it's only a matter of time til the snakes show up.

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Jonathan Haidt wrote a piece for The Atlantic titled, “Why The Past 10 Years Of American Life Have Been Uniquely Stupid,” and he addresses the fact that social media has essentially been fuel for the fire of political divisiveness, amplifying the more “idiotic” voices on both sides. “The dart guns of social media give more power and voice to the political extremes while reducing the power and voice of the moderate majority,” Haidt writes. “The ‘Hidden Tribes’ study, by the pro-democracy group More in Common, surveyed 8,000 Americans in 2017 and 2018 and identified seven groups that shared beliefs and behaviors. The one furthest to the right, known as the ‘devoted conservatives,’ comprised 6 percent of the U.S. population. The group furthest to the left, the ‘progressive activists,’ comprised 8 percent of the population. The progressive activists were by far the most prolific group on social media: 70 percent had shared political content over the previous year. The devoted conservatives followed, at 56 percent.”

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So America’s “Cultural Decline” may actually have much more to do with perception than reality. “Part of America’s greatness in the 20th century came from having developed the most capable, vibrant, and productive network of knowledge-producing institutions in all of human history, linking together the world’s best universities, private companies that turned scientific advances into life-changing consumer products, and government agencies that supported scientific research and led the collaboration that put people on the moon,” Haidt explains.

But this arrangement is not self-maintaining, he goes on to note. It requires work. “So what happens when an institution is not well maintained and internal disagreement ceases, either because its people have become ideologically uniform or because they have become afraid to dissent?”

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, if you removed the "Parents" gear it might work... As a former teacher, that sounds about right...

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Haidt goes on to explain what he believes happened to many of America’s key institutions in the mid-to-late 2010s. "They got stupider en masse because social media instilled in their members a chronic fear of getting darted,” he writes. “The shift was most pronounced in universities, scholarly associations, creative industries, and political organizations at every level (national, state, and local), and it was so pervasive that it established new behavioral norms backed by new policies seemingly overnight. The new omnipresence of enhanced-virality social media meant that a single word uttered by a professor, leader, or journalist, even if spoken with positive intent, could lead to a social-media firestorm, triggering an immediate dismissal or a drawn-out investigation by the institution. Participants in our key institutions began self-censoring to an unhealthy degree, holding back critiques of policies and ideas—even those presented in class by their students—that they believed to be ill-supported or wrong.”

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something very Muppet-esque about his expression; I blame the eyes mostly

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If you’re from the United States, I realize that this list might not make you too proud of Americans. But it’s all in good fun; we know that you pandas aren’t anything like this! Plus, every country has its flaws. The United States is simply one of many imperfect nations. We hope you’re getting a kick out of some of these photos, as many of them could apply to people from around the world as well, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you facepalm the hardest. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring memes about the good old USA, look no further than right here!

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Zoecat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard if you smear peanut butter on your clothes and sleep outside the bears will come preform for you. Hope that helps 😁

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to be the person who has to take care of the elephant erection or the clean up on aisles 12, 13 & 14 because a person is je$&ing off an elephant..gross

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ThatCapybara
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can decide whether I'm gaining or losing braincells reading these posts.

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BatPhace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who was born and raised in Alaska, it happens a lot because maps put it down there by Hawaii instead of attached to Canada like we're supposed to be lol

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Julia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me a sign outside a restaurant in my hometown. "Maine Lobsters/Dancing Nightly". Never did get there to see the show.

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ThatCapybara
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

England... English... yeah I'm not gonna bother connecting the dots

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Heya Siri Report

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hemp is in fact a different product than Marijuana but thanks for playing.. I wouldn't try and keep that triple moisture hemp lit, I think it might be a struggle 😂

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judging by the plate, I don’t think this one is stupidity. I think it’s just perversity. And that seems far worse…

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sturmwesen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why don't we women learn to groan, fight and bleed? we already do.

Kat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't the 'how to bleed' part of the woman lessons?? I'm confused ... This is too woke for me... 🤔😬

Clown fish
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does his head look photo shopped. What is with the downvotes I asked a question

DustTea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how do i learn to long hair and pink?? how much must i pay you??

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously it is one of those joke flyers people make and post. But just for fun I googled the phone number. Denny's 3060 San Fernando Rd - Los Angeles

Lee Banks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a former dancer: Ballet will make you fight , bleed, and groan.

Christian Fuller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can teach your son to groan, too, through the liberal use of dad jokes.

Shirley Heyn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Forget PINK, I really just want to learn how to hold my hands like that. . .!

TwirlyGirly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the phone number for the Denny's restaurant at 3060 N San Fernando Rd, Los Angeles, CA 90065 !!!

Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And both of you together teach the lesson of genealogy. Basically, how to spot defective brains. Genes too, probably.

Jane W.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been trying to long hair for years, but those dang haircuts keep ruining it.

Robert McKenzie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would LOVE to learn how to look like and respond to a body like *his*, given I am male! Sorry, I am gay and cannot help it!

Janet Graham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have liked to jest the original guy's face before they pasted this one on.

Cari Owens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wasn't aware that anyone needed to learn how to bleed. I thought it was a natural reaction to being stabbed, shot, cut, etc. I've bled lots of times and I never had to learn how. Must be a prodigy.

Kyllein MacKellerann
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently "Man" lessons include being a jerk...and his wife is better built than he is.

George D
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta be Russians. They're always unintentionally funny with the english language.

LadyJaye
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a girl but I honestly thing I would be better at fighting bleeding and groaning... what department do I go to?

Old Roadie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But... I thought the purpose of Fight lessons was to avoid those Bleed and Groan parts?

Corrsfan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂 Love this one! This must be (high quality) satire

Dean Armstrong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I already know how to groan. I do it every time I get out of the chair!

Lindy Mac
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would let my kids with in 50 miles of these two.

Lucylastik
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife, who has more muscles than most men, will teach you how to act "womanly". Riiiiiiight.

MilaFi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a woman with short hair might I need lessons how to long hair???

Mike Y
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On average, I think women bleed more frequently than men.

Vernice Aure
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummm...I don't mean to nit pick, but if his wife is supposed to epitomize 'proper womanhood' - isn't she a tad underdressed?

Peter Ledoux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's too late for you two already. How does one teach long hair?

JP Purves
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an LA area code, but I can only assume the "teachers" are originally from another country, perhaps Russia?.

Binky Melnik
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good heavens! If they get the kids mixed up, you’ll have boys pinking and long hairing, and girls who bleed and groan! I hope they pay attention! Ooops; it’s too late! I’m bleeding and groaning. Thanks a lot for the woman lessons, Azzhole. 🤬

Teatime Thots
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Notice how his font is bigger than her font. Notice also how all the fonts cross over here and there. Also, if you stick with ballet long enough, I PROMISE you, you will bleed and groan. You will also learn to pink.

Flynn Riordan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

many things are wrong with this, such as: how do you learn how to "long hair"?, also bleeding happens natrually, and what is learning to pink? also it is an obvies photoshop

Anette Kudsk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"dear rapist, let me dance a little ballet for you so that you get scared and run away...."

Solidhog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know I am a man. But I want to pay for the woman lesson. If she can give me natural long hair I will pay double!

Solidhog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be legit. It says "it really works" on the poster.

Rizzo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I already can bleed and groan. I also can long hair and pink. Fortunately I never needed fight or ballet. I think I'm good. :)

Tuesday's child
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I: 1.know ballet 2.have long hair 3.fave color is pink I think I am doing well

J. Grawn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll teach your son to be a neanderthal and your daughter to be Barbie

Frank
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That number now belongs to a burger shop. The Burger Den (323) 259-8258 https://g.co/kgs/Cu5HB7

Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not take lessons in pink from someone in red. Geez

Heather Wolmarans
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, oh please god no, surely this is a joke? And why does his face look photoshopped on to that body?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed it says under the man section it says that it works.

Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like ESL is being attempted. Someone, get a translator. Stat!

Samyan Elrod
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well darn it I guess I don't know how to bleed like a REAL MAN and have to learn how to bleed.

Cat Chat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do neither offer how to muscle 💪. Seems like something they both try to excel at. 🙄

Jessica Bertram
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how many people reading this on the street didn't understand it's satire? the real "tragedeigh" of this flyer is that some people would actually call

Willem Oosterhof
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worry if he will teach you daughters to fight bleed and groan... He also needs the basics of photoset. That head doesn't fit that body.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is perfect, I've been searching for someone to teach me how to pink!

wyngerd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is the man bleeding in a monthly repeating cycle. Maybe i missed some evolution.

Kaylee Best
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a girl, I would like to sign up to learn how to fight and bleed

Old Roadie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an old girl, can verify it leads to wrinkles and salty vocabulary. Still better than losing. _へ__(‾◡◝ )>

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OmBoyGanesh
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is called “delaying the inevitable.” I was a competitive jock in high school and college and my husband was a hockey player and in the Air Force. I think all our queer friends know how to fight bleed & groan, in addition to pink & ballet. A few of our urban hippie friends def know how to long hair. Most of us are radical faeries & live off grid. Thus, the dichotomy these two are promoting is a myth.

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Alice Holm Report

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean they did put wood wedges behind the wheels so safety first, right?

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Downunderdude
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That should make his passage through security screening interesting...

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Justin French Report

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you were dropped on your head as a child weren't you, bless your heart..

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waddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it took me a very long time to figure out why “mrs hart” was so offensive

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Tommy Stockslager Report

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La Petite Morte
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That roof... it caused so many problems. It wasn't open bc it malfunctioned & couldn't open. Plus, it makes the stadium look even more like the Legion of Doom than it already does.

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I just opened this bill. Note the postage cost…

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mooshoflove
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of, "it's the principal of the matter," type escalations. They know they're wrong, won't get anywhere with no logic in sight.. but they still raise hell.

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Dan Martin Report

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No kidding, if they ever try to visit me, I'm telling them to p*ss off. Yucks!!!

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Hail season in Dallas.

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BatPhace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, better than totalling your vehicle because tennis ball sized ice is beating it to death ☠️

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Lazlo Hollyfeld Report

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Lisa Massie-Wilhelm Report

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Ali H M Salehuddin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is correct. Bi-monthly can either mean twice a month or once every two months. Check you dictionary guys. The term is ambiguous. Avoid using it.

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Jakub Prochowicz Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe just not go running at dinner time. Or suck it up, buttercup.

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Floyd Riddle Report

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Guy Lombardo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look up bridge in Long Grove, Illinois. I think that one has been hit 42 times in 3 years.

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Artly Snuff Report

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So tell me a bit more about how… what did you call it? Ah yes, how a tide works.

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Greg Rewis Report

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sadmrguna
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh.... yes this is a bit funny, but: Eating donuts/sugar does NOT cause diabetes. Please can we stop perpetuating this misconception on BP! Type 1 Diabetes is an autoimmune condition that cannot be prevented. Type 2 is partly genetic, but also often linked to lifestyle, such as being inactive or overweight. So, it’s not really “eating sugar gives you diabetes”, but more “eating an unhealthy diet and not exercising enough may increase your risk for developing type 2 diabetes.”

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Scott Bayer Report

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Lauren S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, beer buckle aside, what is that gorgeous contraption holding his chest gun? I need one but I have no idea what words to search on Amazon to get one. Please help!! I’m American and that’s exactly what I need to hold my gun so I can have both hands free to eat my quarter pounder Big Mac (it’s bigger than the 1/3 pound burger you know?).

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#76

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Kjartan Reithaug Report

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Dani M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evolution will do what it may with the fact the nonsense eliminates visibility through the back window

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Austin Tillman Report

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Riche White
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And murdering innocent indigenous people and stealing their land. DONT forget that part!

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Tosh.0 Report

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Lisa Morrison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's more uncomfortable the thought of the content or the cover art 🤢🙈

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Mark Miracle Report

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Stary_cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No don’t you know it’s like a million dollars to type YouTube into the search bar and press a link or to download an app

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Allstate insurance plan for a $4 bouncy ball

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Chumbo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bouncy balls are $4.00 now?? Back in the 1900's, we used to have these little machines where you could put a quarter in, turn a handle, and a bouncy ball would roll out of this little door that you could open. This inflation s**t is wild...

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Robert Foster Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This goes to show that BoredPanda doesn’t even freaking edit or review what they post. This is from Slough, England. This site really needs a revamp.

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Beth Marie Report

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Stary_cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Adam P. Erdosy Report

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zububonsai
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hm. One word wrong (dyslexia, maybe?). Give this considerate coworker a break. At least he's trying to spare you some minutes of wondering and despairing... So, it's sweet and no reason to belittle this effort, IMHO.

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Jeremy Rogers Report

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Stary_cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the hands need a brain to control what their doing in life generally 🤦‍♀️

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