I. Can’t. Even.

This one gets my upvote!

Omg! Did you see any of my relatives? 😄 I'm Danish American.

oh, its illegal to print your own money now? welp, looks like imma gonna have to go hide the evidence now...

When you failed geography and it shows:

Take the Police Box with the blinky light on the top to 1888.

UK tourists in America doing this would have been shot. Very different worlds.

Geographically, yes. Like I live in Montana, basically Canada.

Say it with me everyone, JESUS👏WAS👏FROM👏THE👏MIDDLE👏EAST👏

Genuine question from a super naive American teen here, what are people of color called in other countries? In America we use African American, Chinese American, and so on and so forth. I'm so sorry if this is offensive to anyone and I am not trying to be rude or racist, I just dont know and am genuinely curious

I talk more gooder than you.

Bilingual? Is it the same as gay?

Don't you just mean their bloody stupid

Im American and i don't Join, i refuse to elaborate further to avoid being down voted for my opinion though . Edit: okay wow I did not expect your support like that o.o so the truth is i had a history teacher tell me the pledge is patriotic brainwash. Personally, and this is me personally i agreed 100%. Another reason i stopped, and ive heard they changed it but can't confirm. I am not Christian, im more a spiritualist and when id hear "one nation under god" it honestly insulted me. Not just to myself but to other religions out there. If we are a land of free belief thats not a good way to imply it in my opinion. Okay rants done thank you so much again i read so many of your comments ^^

How rude of you! Leprechauns are offended.

Hahahaha! Well that's just rude! They should know better.....we ask the sheep politely to please cough it up when it is properly cooked, of course.

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Face-palm 🤦‍♀️

I cant facepalm hard enough, so i'm going to go to the shad and do it with the hammer

Greek

Did he survive?

I would understand if he was from Argentina...

This one has a murky history, but whether you believe it came from Italy or Chicago or the dozen other countries that can lay claim to this honor (depending largely on what you define as a pizza), you should at least know that pizza is a big thing in Italy. I could sell "genuine American pho" if I make my own style, that wouldn't change where pho was invented.

I suppose Grade 5 is enough for some people.

Because Pizza Hut and Domino's are the indisputable creators of authentic pizza.... 😏🍕. I certainly hope he bit into an authentic Italian pie and had all preconceptions vanish completely

Fun fact: that tsunami changed the fish stick and fishing industry for years and years. Cheap, processed fish products used a whiting called Hake. It was largely caught between Australia and Indonesia, Phillipines, etc. until thousands of people were washed out to sea no one wanted to eat fish that fed on humans. I was a commercial fisherman in Alaska at the time. Pollock prices went through the roof. I also made a ton of money off the Japanese tsunami that destroyed their black cod fishery.

ALL MAH HARREH POTTAH FANS!!

Do evolution a favor and tell them they are on a vegan diet so it's safe to pet them.

LOLOLOL I am guessing someone told this person how when you are south of the equator you see different stars. then they ran with that and decided it must also include a different moon.

Should've asked them what it was like to live in a country with no brains. (I'm American btw)

Take a guess

Yeah but there's been bugger all on it worth watching ever since!

Huh, Germany has higher standards for signage on their road systems than most countries. These idiots surely drove by dozens and dozens of speed limit signs

Idi Amin claimed to be the king of Scotland, maybe these two are soulmates!

I had a similar thing happen. The entitlement is real.

The math isn't mathing here

Most Americans don't realize the English spoken abroad is largely English English not American English.

Wait until they find out about the gay penguins in the South Pole

Slow train.

Thats just racisist at this point.

You should have asked the tourist why she quit school at such a young age that she didn't learn anything.

LMAO

I'm totally down for some purple sheep 🐑🐑!

Nationality and ethnicity are often confused here in America. We are not usually asked our nationality but are frequently asked our ethnicity

Plot twist: they actually did know each other

Well, what else are African American Norwegians for?

Do Australians riding kangaroos have to give way to Norwegians on polar bears?

No, because English is the default language for the entire world, of course /s

This thread is painful. I swear to God rest of the world - we at not all MORONS. :)

TBF Portuguese (as spoken in Portugal) has a unique sound, completely different from the other Latin languages across Europe, so this one's perhaps a little more forgivable (although 'Jewish' as a language...).

She should go to Tromsø, in Norway. There's a place called Åsgård there (Asgard). The most exciting thing in Åsgård is a Psychiatric hospital. (I'm sure she could even meet some gods there.)

PAY ATTENTION IN DUCKING GEOGRAPHY

I would say just turn on the subtitles but that would require this person to have reading comprehension skills, so...