Fahrenheit 451, coming soon, to a Florida school near you!

Cannot have these kids learning stuff at school.

Again, WTAF?

First name Lucy, second name Lastic.

WTAF?

That's not right. If schools were that paranoid about it, they should have issued each student separate devices. Another thing that concerned me with online classrooms is students who were already vulnerable and bullied at school had their personal space exposed to their bullies and that eliminated their safe, private space.

Now. It has gone too far now.

"So, why do you want the job as school security guard?" " I like to watch boys pee. " "Perfect! You are hired!"

Wont be a problem when Florida is underwater.

Yum yum, deep fried cholesterol for lunch.

Oh heavens, not holding pinkies. Next thing you know, they might hold hands or even *gasp* hug! What has this world come to.

They don’t have ‘active shooter’ drills in Australia. Just saying.

Losing

Perfect for a school shooter. Seriously, all these metal detectors, bag searches, and shooter drills to keep the kids safe but then pen them all here in one location.

Now the kids can eat expired chips AND weird cheese powder that no other country allows.

upvote if being patronized is one of your least favorite things 😾👇

I can't see the name Chesapeake without mis-reading it as "cheapskate"

Now they are selling bullet proof shields that go in kids backpacks. Seriously ... USA now stands for united states of assault !

Uhhh, I thought the creator of the art owns it unless they're a slave...

Dare a girl be on her period...

Going to assume this does not take into account any medical issues.

p**s on the floor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,by the teacher

Controlling people's (especially children's) bathroom visits is sick and twisted.

This is peak dystopia; regulating biological processes with a tacky written policy. "We'll just make the rule what we want to happen and if it doesn't it will be because the individual has failed!" Brilliant!

Is there a reason for this other than just breaking a kids spirit?

You fogot about a girl's best (or worst) friend, good ol' Mother Nature!

When I need to use the bathroom at school I always ask to go in the middle of class because during lunch, breaks, and the start of class there's a bunch of girls in there, not actually using the bathroom, just talking and standing in front of the stalls. I have social anxiety and I genuinely can't handle that, which my teachers understand. If this was a policy at my school, I'd just p**s outside because Jesus f**k

More Gestapo tactics.

And if your stomach blows...I guess the entire class will have to "live with it". Teacher included.

5 PER NINE WEEKS?! WHAT?!

Bathroom Pass? WtF? Why do you need pass to go pee? Oh I know, you may get your RK45 and shoot everybody!

What's the point of the first ten minutes, can't they just go in the break before , or at ,east that's how the teachers typically see it

What do/can parents do?

That looks utterly gross.

The fact that our schools are holding fundraisers for basic needs says a lot about our country as a whole.

The director of school nutrition does not want children to have nutrition.

crimes were committed

Pdf files must be having the time of their lives

Is there at least a tipping option?

So is a headache with a nosebleed considered an emergency or nah, just have to wait for the aneurysm to take hold???

And if you're deaf, they'll give you an audio book.

Our school district used to give food away to the homeless until someone claimed to have gotten a tummy ache and sued.

Gads I had to read that twice even though it was pointed right out! Must be past bedtime.

At least its consistent with the state of the toilets.

New Zealand is there (yay!) but badly misshapen.

Yeah, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

get a stick we have to modify the school board

I have literally had nightmares about being forced to use a public toilet with that exact layout.

I don't understand how this is seen as ok. Don't kids deserve privacy?

Only you can stop this silliness!

"The budget's been really tight lately, there is not enough food for everyone. We improvised, okay?"

At least they get passes; where I teach in the UK we are told to absolutely never let students go to the toilet during class unless they have a medical condition 🤷‍♀️