Join the Fun!

#2

Relationship Saved!

Final score:

629points

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your local queer panda 2 years ago

LMFAOOOO THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY OMG

238points

#3

Pretty Successful Bookkeeper

Final score:

448points

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a fruity dream of delusion 2 years ago (edited)

honestly, i can believe some people are stupid enough to fall for this (edit: guys, im aware it was a joke.. if this were real, i could believe what i stated previously)

169points

'The deep, dark rabbit hole of Amazon' subreddit has been around for quite some time. Ever since it was created in 2014, it has been steadily growing and gaining a strong foothold on the platform. With over 33k members, it's the perfect outlet to showcase some of the craziest finds ever discovered on Amazon and poke fun at the side of consumerism where the level of weirdness is way above normal.

"Have you ever seen something for sale on Amazon that made you step back and say, 'What the [hell]?'" the moderator asks in the community description. "Link that product here!" Well, hundreds of users accepted the invitation. "Also, general WTF's *about* Amazon, e.g., their shipping policies, their customer service? Share that, too!" People over there always seem to be on the lookout for the strangest, wackiest, and most ridiculous products and reviews to share with fellow members of the group, and they do not disappoint.

#4

I Guess I Can Wait One More Day

Final score:

423points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

That's frightening! I'd be so nervous making sure my big fingers didn't tap the wrong one!

221points

#5

My Mum Found This On Amazon For A Turntable

Final score:

419points

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Pam 2 years ago

This is funny and not funny.

337points

#6

The Best Cup

Final score:

401points

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Bouche Clay 2 years ago

It is what the picture showed. I suppose I shouldn't think this is funny, but I do. *hangs her head in shame while giggling*

132points

Some of the most important rules to consider before sharing something with the group is that the post cannot include any affiliate links, although it should state the price and the description somewhere in the title.

Moreover, one of the most important rules is that the item must be weird. "Your post must contain items on Amazon that are unusual, weird, or bizarre content that, well, you wouldn't EXPECT to find on Amazon," the moderator explained. "Gag gifts must be weird, not just funny. 'Weird' items are subjective, and links can be removed for being too normal at moderator discretion."

#7

"Heart Shaped" Bicycle Safety Light

Final score:

382points

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Cute panda 2 years ago (edited)

Oh you sweet summer child… Edit: OMG THANK YOU! Most upvotes I’ve ever had

372points

#8

Was Looking For A Camera To Keep An Eye On My Dog And Came Across This

Final score:

380points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

LOL! Relations!

149points

#9

Say What You Will About Poison, 10000 Pairs Of Earrings For $10.57 Is A Deal

Final score:

376points

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Suck it Trebek 2 years ago

What in the hell is happening here???

477points

Owen Jarvis 2 years ago

No idea, but it made me laugh.

30points

Toejam of Funkotron 2 years ago

I had a stronk

19points

Bradley Curthoys 2 years ago

Upvote for the username

10points

DC 2 years ago

F*ck the Duck until exploded.

7points

Henry Russell 2 years ago

poison

6points

María Hermida 2 years ago

Google Translator?

5points

William Dennett 2 years ago

Just utter madness.

0points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

looks like a fake review

0points

JP Purves 2 years ago

Google translate?

0points

SobyKay 2 years ago

10000 battery-operated poisonous earrings of super inferior quality were taken off the bodies of a super unlucky family who all died totally different dramatic deaths within the same time frame.....am I close???

97points

New Everywhere 2 years ago

Nailed it. Thank you

5points

Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago

Only $10 for guaranteed lithium battery doom, cheating of money, and getting murked by a car accident, walking, and then drinking water? in that order?? sign me up.

40points

Jon Good 2 years ago

I mean I kinda want to buy it just to see what happens???

38points

juice 2 years ago

Found it on Amazon and it has a different description: "This is a special earring. The pendant is a sequin butterfly design. It is divided into two parts: ear cuff and screw back earrings. If you go out the chain, it can be used as two different earrings. They are linked by a chain, which is an unexpected idea. The top of the earrings is a screw-clip and ear-cuff type unpierced earrings accessories. The screw can be adjusted freely to wear. This earring does not require any piercing for your ear. Fashion, abstract, minimalist design for your lover, wife, child, daughter, mother, friends, relatives. Exquisite Packaging: 1pcs Gift Box (or Gift Bag). The package contains two pairs of earrings. There are two different butterfly pendants. Perfectly match your daily dress on different occasions. Gifts for: Birthdays, Weddings, Business Gifts, Anniversary Celebration, Halloween, Christmas, New Year Gifts"

28points

Edward Monks 2 years ago

thats a lot to unpack

27points

the fallen soufflé 2 years ago

So is a package with 1000 pairs of earrings

21points

The Silly Stellar Jay 2 years ago

Seems legit. They are requesting one star feedback.

22points

Gourdeous 2 years ago

I would count them, confirm there were only 9999, or even 10001, then I would receive 100,000!

14points

Isabel Frost 2 years ago

Yeah that's "professional cheating of money" all right

14points

JR B 2 years ago

Disgruntled underpaid translator, probably a student. I've seen worse: "Stylish Penis Jackets".

10points

DumYum 2 years ago

Yes, malicious translator.

1point

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

*Translated from Chinese to Sanskrit to Klingon to German to English

7points

Cara G 2 years ago

Exactly. Just like the bible.

6points

Bonesko 2 years ago

Are they haunted? Cursed? Or did someone kill the family for the earrings?

4points

AxleMunshine001 2 years ago (edited)

Totally legit!🤣

4points

Brindle Nutter 2 years ago

I'm concerned about the family...

3points

Erin Eubanks 2 years ago

They're still available on Amazon. Different description.

3points

izzy (pan)da 2 years ago

do you have a link? for a friend...

0points

Lydia Languish 2 years ago

Sold!

2points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

I've seen a hellava lot of sales pitches in my time, but this... this is my all-time favorite. It has it all the pathos, ethos, and unnecessary irrelevant details to make this great.

2points

DC 2 years ago

... if you don't speak a language, but know a few handsful of words in it ... Maserati, Al Forno, Amore, Bialbero, Lino Tonti! Or ... hentai, sayonara, omorashi, bukake, shinkansen! That, that is happening here, they took a long ride in the bukake shinkansen headed for omorashi central station, or something along lines similar to ones similar to these. Kind of.

2points

kf 2 years ago

That last bullet?? Faulty translation or ai phrase generation needs to stop creating violent drama if it wants to move that amount of earrings. Poison or not.

2points

Lu 2 years ago

So many questions…

2points

Hannah Couch 2 years ago

hello? security? i would like to arrest these people!

1point

Beachbum 2 years ago

What in he world is going on here? Choked to death by drinking water? I am so confused by this whole thing

1point

izzy (pan)da 2 years ago

they'll reship 100,000 if you don't get your full 10,000? now THAT'S quality customer assurance if i ever saw it

1point

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

Started out with a fairly descent grasp of the language but it all fell apart somewhere around "professional cheating of money".

1point

Sarah K 2 years ago

I cannot stop laughing. It is magnificent

1point

Am a hooman 2 years ago

… just confused

1point

meow point1 2 years ago

So, was it poison, a car accident, a beating, or choking on water?

1point

Cuppa tea? 2 years ago

If package contains less than 10 000 earrings, they will send another 100 000?

1point

Colin Timp 2 years ago

I love superior inferior products!

1point

ohjojo (you/your's) 2 years ago

Way more drama than I usually get on Amazon

1point

Kitten Fenerty 2 years ago

I once bought electrical tape from the dollar store. Package said it was HIGHEST QUADITY.

1point

Crystal Schaeffer 2 years ago

I guess that's what is supposed to happen to the people who wear them 💁‍♀️

1point

Dekinnis 2 years ago

Take my money

1point

Raena Celis 2 years ago

There's too much going on here!

1point

Amused panda 2 years ago

And with 130 reviews! Well, I'm liking those odds. 130 people survived counting their deliveries of ten thousand pairs of poisoned earrings long enough to write those reviews.

1point

Jaya 2 years ago

Was this ad written by AI?

1point

SCP 4666 2 years ago

poison. are they made of cadmium ?

1point

Graham Chapman 2 years ago

well that escalated quickly..

1point

Kel_how 2 years ago

Oh yes, I'll definitely let you know I didn't receive them all after counting to 10,000

1point

Jellicle bat 2 years ago

If it was german it would be quality coldmirror content

1point

M Kawai 2 years ago

That poor seller!

1point

Phineas White 1 year ago

This HAS to be translated on Bing

0points

CartmanKFC 1 year ago

yo, what????💀

0points

Laura Farrell 1 year ago

This is fake I just searched it on Amazon

0points

Amaranthim Talon 2 years ago

I feel I have just had an telepathically induced stroke~

0points

dotti calhoun 2 years ago

This can't be real

0points

ViFi 2 years ago

I love the "superior inferior product" label🤣

0points

Audra Sisler 2 years ago

The f**k did I just read?!?!?!?! 🤔🤔

0points

BandGeekPanda (she/he/they) 2 years ago

"What's in those earrings, Jenny? You're turning green!" JENNY: *nonchalantly whispers, "posion. this is my 9,999th pair."

0points

Banned_User 2 years ago

omg

0points

Terry Armstrong 2 years ago

Just.....wow!!!!

0points

Kathy Conley 2 years ago

Huh? Wait…what? I…forget it!

0points

Ann Worth 2 years ago

Is that US dollars?

0points

Heather Evans 2 years ago

That escalated quickly

0points

Miocha 2 years ago

At least they bless all buyers

0points

Nazda Pokmov 2 years ago

Be surprised if you get ANYTHING

0points

KimB 2 years ago

I'm so confused lol but I'd so wear those earrings in the picture! : D

0points

Pamela Worthington-Smack 2 years ago

First prize? A pair of hideous earrings. Second prize? 10,000 pairs of hideous earrings.

0points

Roger Smith 2 years ago

Story line for world's worst video game

0points

miniyoongles 2 years ago

I have this exact earring that I got when online shopping, but not from Amazon. It's pretty cute.

0points

Lucky Star 2 years ago

I'm so confusing

0points

Kristine Frances Bautista 2 years ago

Wait. WHAAAAT???

0points

Lisa Hathaway 2 years ago

Professional cheating of money is my new favorite term.

0points

Federico Guerrero-Isaza 2 years ago

Reality could not complete the installation. To install Reality on this computer, restart the installation.

0points

Marissa Taylor 2 years ago

This escalated way to quickly

0points

Bullseye 2 years ago

Cartier... cool!

0points

Sue Denham 2 years ago

My guess: the last paragraph is a list of the excuses they'll give for your order not arriving.

0points

Lady of the Mountains 2 years ago

These arent even real earrings. They're clip ons. But also I am confused about everything else

0points

Alexandria Z 2 years ago

Bet they sold some. SMH

0points

Ele V 2 years ago

What is this

0points

A very bored panda 2 years ago

I'm more concerned about the 'bless all buyers' part

0points

OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago

Wait…is it 10,000 or 100,000? The first bullet point mentions both.

0points

OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago

Edit: I get that’s the reship amount, but why would they offer that much more and why wouldn’t everyone count les than 10k to get the 100k???

1point

Jenny Michelle 2 years ago

Starred off great ..then I was blessed .. then told the whole family died in multiple disasters.. car accident, beaten to death whilst walking..choked to death on water .... I think I'll pass ...

-1point

It’s safe to say that society has become obsessed with discussing products lately. And it’s easy to see why, as today we’re bombarded with legions of stuff that’s available to buy at the click of a button. From genius product design ideas to strange-looking ones, folks are uncovering heaps of original ideas and unnecessary temptations. It seems like the digital world has become a true treasure trove of the ridiculous and the bizarre that certainly challenges the boundaries of imagination.

While Amazon is just one site on the internet sphere that makes online ordering easier, it is definitely a force to reckon with. According to a blog post on Big Commerce, more than 197 million people around the world get on their devices and visit Amazon.com each month. "In 2018, Amazon’s share of the US ecommerce market hit 49%. That’s 5% of all retail spent across the entire country."

"To put things in perspective, this is more than Amazon’s top three competitors combined, with eBay coming in at 6.6%, Apple at 3.9% and Walmart at 3.7%," it states. "Needless to say, Amazon is the leader in online sales, with no sign of slowing down anytime soon."

#10

Amazing

Final score:

327points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

Totally amazing products not only does it change your hair, it changes your race too! That's some serious technology y'all!

59points

#11

These Bumper Stickers I Found Hidden Inside One Of The Flaps Of An Amazon Prime Box Containing A Plexiglass Panel I Had Ordered

Final score:

318points

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KENOBI 2 years ago

Lol these are good I would almost use them but they are stickers

100points

#12

Amazon Wtf

Final score:

303points

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a fruity dream of delusion 2 years ago

for when you REALLY need to wash your ears

155points

Small wonder, as Amazon offers us virtually any item we can think of. The function and purpose are debatable, but they tend to genuinely surprise us by being so extreme that they even seem unreal. It’s entertaining to see the things people over on 'The deep, dark rabbit hole of Amazon' share with the world, but featuring peculiar products online seems to have become a running trend. See, their explosive growth has inspired other social media projects that tend to appeal to audiences of all types.

#13

I Was Looking For Work Boots. I'm Not In The Line Of Work That Amazon Thinks I Am!

Final score:

301points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

Stripper waders? Who knew?

227points

#14

[£45.30] I’m Not Sure Iron Man Is Doing It Right

Final score:

300points

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago (edited)

I think it looks like some sort of futuristic KKK robe. 🤔

213points

#15

Does This Count?

Final score:

296points

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Bonesko 2 years ago (edited)

I wait tables, and would love nothing more than to serve guests their plates while wearing squirrel fingers!

21points

Previously, we reached out to an expert in uncovering all the bizarre stuff on Amazon, Drew Fairweather. About 10 years ago, he founded the notorious 'The Worst Things For Sale' (TWTFS) project while simply looking through the site. "[I] realized that there were bizarre, weird, and hilarious items always peeking out from under what I was actually trying to find," he told Bored Panda. "Once you realize the breadth of bizarre things available there, you can't un-see them!"

"Since buying items is the main creative outlet of most people — most Americans, at least — people enjoy seeing unusual items for sale," he continued. Fairweather also notices items "that seem normal — branded waffle irons, pink screwdrivers — that have a strange or sinister subtext hidden beneath the sales pitch."

#16

A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay [Kindle Edition]

Final score:

281points

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Red Hair Blue Soul 2 years ago

37 reviews?!

204points

#17

There Is Something Very Disturbing About Having "Special Delivery" Written On The Butt Flap Of A Onesie

Final score:

257points

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Frances M 2 years ago

Poo, all I can think of is poo…

171points

#18

Kids Face Mask

Final score:

238points

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a fruity dream of delusion 2 years ago

i feel like that’s going to make kids want to do coke just to spite the one who wore it 😶 idk maybe that’s just my school

111points

Fairweather explained he digs up most of these items on his own, although followers also help with suggestions. "I tend to stay away from novelty items, which are those intentionally created to be 'wacky,' since there's nothing unusual or sinister about these."

"I'd rather write about something like Extylus, which is a stylus for your smartphone that you strap to your finger, so you can use your finger to control your smartphone."

#19

The "Daddy Love" Photo Blanket Has A Picture Of Chris Watts And His Daughter Cece. For Those Unaware, Watts Murdered His Pregnant Wife And 2 Young Daughters In August 2018

Final score:

232points

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Susan Green 2 years ago

That is vile. I’m certain most people know who is is

211points

#20

Paid $180 For Apple AirPods. Got $8 Chinese Inpods 12. Amazon Told Me To Return The Item To Refund Me, And Now They Say I Have To Return "Original AirPods" To Be Refunded. Great!

Final score:

228points

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Not always popular 2 years ago

Does that really say 'inPods 12 MACARONI"?

98points

#21

I Wanted A Breaking Bad Jigsaw

Final score:

228points

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Mark Berry 2 years ago

Why would these exist?

143points

"As with any items manufactured and sold, these were all created with the purpose of making money! A lot of these companies, I'd imagine, start with someone having an idea they hope will be popular, a niche product that will become the next Beanie Baby or Scrub Daddy. They're then put through the wringer of marketing to become one of the abominations I write about, like Bumper Dumper, the toilet you attach to the trailer hitch of your truck," he told us.

#22

Ummm

Final score:

218points

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JL 2 years ago

The vendor also sells candy in bulk and rusty panel vans.

18points

#23

Imaginary Friend, $9.99. Plus Shipping

Final score:

218points

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Bouche Clay 2 years ago

I had one of these for free as a kid. There's some serious inflation going on here.

209points

#24

S T R E T C H

Final score:

217points

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a fruity dream of delusion 2 years ago

pants for slenderman

178points

The ultimate goal, in Fairweather’s opinion, is to make people think about what they’re buying and why. "These products are mostly made of plastic, manufactured by underpaid factory workers, sold at a premium to people who don't need them."

"They're a colossal waste of energy and material resources, and it engenders suffering from the human cost of manual labor, the occupational health hazards experienced by the workers, and the ecological damage done by extracting these limited resources from the Earth."

"The very richest people accumulate wealth and use their power to strip the rest of us of health and happiness, then sell it back to us, one plastic piece at a time. We don't need any of these things! It's all a symptom of a society which has prioritized the accumulation of the wealthy over all other aspects," Fairweather concluded.

#25

Really Feeling This Customer Service Reps Vibe

Final score:

210points

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Owen Jarvis 2 years ago

Being honest. I see no problem here.

138points

#26

Ngl, I Admire Her Style

Final score:

210points

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Evan Mayes 2 years ago

Do you think she has one of those beer helmets but modified for wine and that one is just there for the tactical reload?

122points

#27

Exactly How Big Is This Glue Gun?

Final score:

204points

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Mark Berry 2 years ago

"Comes in three sizes!"

99points

But if we can agree on one thing, the things featured in this list are extremely entertaining to look at. We’re curious to hear your thoughts about these ridiculous items. Which of these products did you love or hate most? Did anything in particular stand out to you the most? Feel free to share your opinions in the comments!

#28

An $18 Penguin Shaped Humidifier Gift For Who...?!

Final score:

197points

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AxleMunshine001 2 years ago

"As a conscientious pimp, I always keep my hoes humidified"😎

340points

#29

My Wife Was Looking For A Cat Tent

Final score:

193points

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a fruity dream of delusion 2 years ago

:0 I WANT THESE i wanna put them on all my fingers and just surprise my friends with them :D

82points

#30

Does This Belong Here? I Thought It Was Pretty Wtf

Final score:

193points

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Suck it Trebek 2 years ago

Can you imagine trying to put these on?

147points

#31

Very Funny Bezos - But I Need The Charging Cord I Actually Ordered

Final score:

188points

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Pam 2 years ago

🤢

196points

#32

I See Your Big Box And Raise You A Big Box For My Bluetooth Dongle

Final score:

184points

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The Silly Stellar Jay 2 years ago

I recently got a pack of small towels (rags mind you) that were packed in a much larger box with large bubble wrap. I guess rags are fragile?

87points

#33

You Gotta

Final score:

183points

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Richard Campbell 2 years ago

Classy!

121points

#34

Umm

Final score:

180points

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Daniel Yamada 2 years ago

Need more information. What is the condition of that used item?

143points

#35

What Is The Story That Ends With Me Needing These?

Final score:

177points

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rw55066 2 years ago

Who wants a pair of wet underwear

201points

#36

In The Market For Some Plastic Snakes, Amazon Gives Me Amazing Photoshop

Final score:

166points

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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago

I dunno how they got this picture of me as a child swooning over three plastic snakes, and yet...

90points

#37

Amazon Now Testing Out Time Travel Delivery, First Attempt Didn't Go So Well

Final score:

164points

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Bouche Clay 2 years ago

Well, you should have been home 15 minutes from now.

128points

#38

I Miss My Wife

Final score:

164points

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LazyPanda 2 years ago

What is the thing? Body pillow?

133points

#39

Searched For Little Mermaid Clothes For Boys. Did Not Expect This $9.99 Shirt

Final score:

160points

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Pam 2 years ago

He’s got man boobs. Let’s not discriminate! 😝

132points

#40

Why?

Final score:

157points

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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago

I still have my S4. Maybe I need this.

49points

#41

I Can’t Decide

Final score:

156points

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Evan Mayes 2 years ago

I personally would go for the Friday, Feb. 5 FREE Prime Delivery.

162points

#42

Why Is This Cat Wearing Glasses? (Cat Tracks, $10.99)

Final score:

152points

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Anita Edwardd 2 years ago

He’s long sighted, that’s why he’s wearing his glasses.

98points

#43

That’s Not What I Call It

Final score:

147points

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John Dilligaf 2 years ago

that may not be what YOU call it, but its what I'm going to call it from now on. Gonna walk into Lowes tell them "let me see your finest weeding car my good man!"

28points

#44

This Appeared In My Suggestions In Amazon

Final score:

141points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

I hate when my worms escape!

130points

#45

Casual Friday I Guess?

Final score:

141points

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Bouche Clay 2 years ago

To go with the boots above?

155points

#46

So You’re Saying The Reviews Aren’t Real?

Final score:

138points

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April Caron 2 years ago

Has anyone ever actually filled out a review like this and gotten a gift card? I’m curious.

92points

#47

I Wouldn’t Know Cuz I’m Too Single, But No Way A Couple Would Need $2000 Of Lube

Final score:

134points

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Dave Freeman 2 years ago (edited)

Don't judge me. #LubeLife

144points

#48

It’s Not An Invisibility Case

Final score:

126points

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Anita Edwardd 2 years ago

Borrow some damn glasses from the cat, then you will be able to find your damn phone and send back the damn case!

141points

#49

I Ordered An Apple Battery Pack From Amazon Pl, And The Seller Was Also Amazon Eu, It Came Directly From Warehouse. How Ever Look What I Got.. I Still Cant Understand How It Happened

Final score:

126points

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Kylie Mountain 2 years ago

Somebody in the supply chain stole it and added the batteries so it would weigh enough not to raise suspicion. Not much of a mystery here.

183points

#50

This... This Is Meant To Be For Children?

Final score:

117points

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Pam 2 years ago

This is sooo wrong. Not funny at all.

168points

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#51

A Putin Shrimp Magnet

Final score:

40points

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KENOBI 2 years ago

I am literally dying of laughing right now😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🥹

18points

#52

That's What I Call A Realistic Scenario For A Great Shower Experience

Final score:

38points

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AxleMunshine001 2 years ago

What? You don't shower like this everyday?

22points

#53

Sustainability, Check!

Final score:

37points

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E Menendez 2 years ago

A lot of times this happens because the workers are rushed to get everything out as quickly as possible, not as reasonably as posdible.

25points

#54

Amazon Just Let Anyone Sell Anything On This Site

Final score:

36points

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Tilly 2 years ago

That has to be satire...

26points

#55

I Just Wanted Some Shave Butter

Final score:

36points

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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago

That's good shave butter, but like...what.

7points

#56

This Looks So Comfortable For The Dog

Final score:

35points

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John Dilligaf 2 years ago

I think that dog is dead and rigor mortis has set in

59points

#57

Just Found This

Final score:

35points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

Black face... dressed as a clown?!!!! OMG GTFO!

30points

#58

Love The Combined Scent Of Carpet, Popcorn, And Vhs Tapes

Final score:

35points

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AxleMunshine001 2 years ago

No words

14points

#59

A Balanced Lunch

Final score:

34points

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Mark Berry 2 years ago

Budweiser doesn't pair well with that meal. You're gonna need fried pork or catfish.

19points

#60

This, Uh Strange Halloween Inflatable. Who Wants This In Their Yard??

Final score:

34points

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Suck it Trebek 2 years ago

For when you want to p**s off your HOA because they're d***s.

67points

#61

It’s Crazy That People Misspelling “Bondage” Makes “Bandage Kit” So Far Down

Final score:

34points

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Bored_Panda 2 years ago (edited)

I'm disturbed by those results 😳

23points

#62

If I Buy This Are They Shipping Me A Perfume Or Tmnt?? On Sale For $10.99

Final score:

34points

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Amused panda 2 years ago

Eau de sewer? Eau de pizza?

13points

#63

Racing Possums $22.99–only 1 Left In Stock!

Final score:

33points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

I'm not going to lie, I want to watch them race!

17points

#64

Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer, Anyone?

Final score:

32points

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Pam 2 years ago

It looks like a lot of work getting that thing on!

18points

#65

Dad Do You Like My Backpack?

Final score:

32points

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Strawberry Pizza 2 years ago

Where is this child's other leg

52points

#66

Here’s My Amazon Search Result That Recommends A Drinking Game In My Sobriety Chip Search Results (At The Bottom)

Final score:

32points

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Andrea Cranford 2 years ago

I imagine that people who buy possibly counterfeit sobriety chips online also do a lot of drinking.

17points

#67

Slough Away Those Pesky Horns?

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32points

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Mark Berry 2 years ago

If I used it for my horniness, it WOULD get rid of it.

6points

#68

Not The Kind Of Neck Pillow I Was Looking For

Final score:

31points

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AxleMunshine001 2 years ago

Airplane travelling is not what it used to be

51points

#69

How Did He Expect Me To Get This Down?

Final score:

31points

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ThatG 2 years ago

At least it eliminates 5ft tall thieves from getting it.

26points

#70

Ordered Pockys Off Amazon Expecting To Get A Box Of Pockys, Got This Instead ($4.95 Pocky’s Bumper Sticker)

Final score:

31points

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Pam 2 years ago

Who needs this?

12points

#71

Ermmm What!?

Final score:

31points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

Zane Grey seems to be a very disturbed person.

23points

#72

Baby Toy Looking Box Cutters

Final score:

30points

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Bouche Clay 2 years ago

Yeah, that's not an accident waiting to happen.

7points

#73

Great Spot To Deliver My Packages

Final score:

29points

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April Caron 2 years ago

Seriously?!! A box next to the recycle bin? Yeah… that won’t get taken away as trash.

25points

#74

Amazon Sent Me A Picture Of My Order Delivered To A Wrong Home. Impressive What Technology Can Do

Final score:

29points

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April Caron 2 years ago (edited)

Yup. Had this happen. Recognized it as the house two doors down. Went and retrieved my package from their porch. I showed up as “stealing” packages on their Ring doorbell. HOA security showed up at my house wanting an explanation. I had to show her my order and the delivery pic. She went back to explain, but out of curiosity she asked my neighbors if they were also expecting packages from Amazon. They said “no.” So, my HOA security person laughed, “Why did you think she was ‘stealing’ packages from you if you didn’t order anything and weren’t expecting packages?” I mean, she had a good point. It’s way more likely they had been mis-delivered.

45points

#75

Thanks For The Shank

Final score:

29points

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Puppeteer Saint 2 years ago

Baby shank doo-doo-do-do

47points

#76

Paperback Is 12 Dollars, But.. Having That Hardcover Is Soo Nice! Should I Splurge?

Final score:

29points

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Pam 2 years ago

Splurge!!

11points

#77

Yes This Is What Bodies Look Like

Final score:

29points

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Daniel Yamada 2 years ago

For women with no internal organs.

47points

#78

Uhhh... Amazon???

Final score:

28points

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LazyPanda 2 years ago

Please tell me it's photoshopped

20points

#79

I'm Pretty Sure I'm On A List Now

Final score:

28points

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Kise Miarse 2 years ago

If I recall, there are foreign companies that mine images from the internet and mass produce t-shirts of them. (Or something similar, I can't recall exactly). I'm hoping this is a case like that and they really just didn't understand what it said . . .

8points

#80

Wife And I Ordered A Bed And Received A Hex Barbell

Final score:

28points

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ThatG 2 years ago (edited)

And you had to open it in order to see that it was in fact not a bed?

28points

#81

So I Bought A Lamp, And Now I'm Not Sure Wtf To Expect On February 3rd

Final score:

28points

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crazy_stupid 2 years ago

Need an update when you get it!

16points

#82

Lots Of Help, Esme. Thank You

Final score:

27points

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Mark Berry 2 years ago

Some people just need to be seen.

25points

#83

Maybe My Toddler Understands Why She Needs A Knife To Go With Her New Shoes Better Than I Do

Final score:

27points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

Chuckies wishlist?

26points

#84

The Packaging They Chose To Send My Dog's New Collar In...wtf?

Final score:

26points

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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago

Whatever happened to padded envelopes?

12points

#85

I Was Wondering Why This Hand Sanitizer Had So Many Negative Reviews And

Final score:

26points

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KENOBI 2 years ago

As Americans where everything in their house is made in china

43points

#86

Thank You Amazon For Trapping Me In My Own House

Final score:

26points

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Pam 2 years ago

Seriously?

14points

#87

Bit Young Even By His Standards

Final score:

26points

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Mark Berry 2 years ago

Poopie Galore

42points

#88

These Were In A Carhartt Coat I Ordered. Amazon Offered A $5 Gift Card

Final score:

25points

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Chris Cristo 2 years ago

How about the hospital bills?

9points

#89

Do You Really Care What I Think?

Final score:

25points

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M Kawai 2 years ago

Well, tbh, I'm sure the delivery guy isn't a foot tall. Should put the sign higher.

25points

#90

Went Searching For Baby Yoda, Got Bra Pillow Instead

Final score:

25points

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Eli A 2 years ago

This product is actually fantastic! I think only people with large breasts would want it. It's worn against the body rather than outside of a bra. It keeps the boobs separated for comfort, especially when lieing on your side. And it reduces creation of decolletage wrinkles.

31points

#91

Xi Jinping Erotica

Final score:

24points

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Pam 2 years ago

No comment

20points

#92

5x Bigger Than It Needed And Not Even Any Bubble Wrap

Final score:

24points

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KENOBI 2 years ago

Lol even apples box is too big Amazon is not the only one that needs to get their act together

11points

#93

Explains The Two Star Review

Final score:

24points

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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago

That bag of flour has been sold and returned so many times.

8points

#94

Mama Mia

Final score:

24points

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Jul Chv 2 years ago

For a moment, I thought it was an erotic thing... But it's a legit linguistics book. This thread has ruined books for me.

19points

#95

Grape Scented Tupac Air Freshener

Final score:

24points

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Kylie Mountain 2 years ago

Of all the options.... grape? 🤨

20points

#96

Another Efficient Packaging Decision By Amazon, For Two Bike Tyres

Final score:

23points

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Vanessa Richardson 2 years ago

In all fairness, they very well could have come from different warehouses🤷🏼‍♀️

11points

#97

At Least The 18-Month Is Interest-Free

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23points

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KENOBI 2 years ago

HA the price

13points

#98

Just Feeding A Baby Some Unset Gummy Bears Straight From The Dropper

Final score:

23points

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Nazda Pokmov 2 years ago

And watch baby go to hospital for ingesting too many gummies.

5points

#99

This Garden Pool Advertised With Live Fish In It

Final score:

23points

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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago

Shows the water is clean, I guess.

6points

#100

Looks Perfect For My Toddler

Final score:

23points

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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago

Something makes me think these results are propagated based on previous searches.

6points

#101

I Kinda Want Taquitos Now

Final score:

23points

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Daniel Yamada 2 years ago

It won't be long before you see a woman driving while wearing one.

13points

#102

$8 Kids Knife That Can Cut A Tornato

Final score:

23points

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Nathan Bein 2 years ago

Hey not sll of the Chinese kids are perfect translators

15points

#103

Delayed Delivery, Every Week For 2 Years

Final score:

22points

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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago

I feel sorry for you. I have one of these - fantastic.

11points

#104

When You Need Novelty Muscle Arms For Your Chicken, Only Accept The Original. Not A Time To Accept Knock-Offs Made With Foreign Wires

Final score:

22points

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Nazda Pokmov 2 years ago

Muscle arms for hens?

2points

#105

I Propose We Find A Better Picture For These Nuts

Final score:

22points

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Mark Berry 2 years ago

High standards

4points

#106

Should I Opt For Installation?

Final score:

22points

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Nandy Nam 2 years ago

Yeah go for it !

3points

#107

Wanted To Look For Books I Can Read With My New Kindle Unlimited Subscription. Wtf?

Final score:

21points

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Nathan Bein 2 years ago

Hey from working in a bank I have canceled thousands of debit cards because of how hard it is to cancel kindle

15points

#108

This Portable Children’s Urinal Is Wild

Final score:

21points

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araT Backwards 2 years ago

Not to be confused with Child’s Sippy Cup.

20points

#109

I’m Sorry For Your Loss?

Final score:

21points

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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago

I've done this, actually. I went and got the boxes from Michaels, but still. Little casket for little pets who have passed, not really that weird.

26points

#110

There Is A Lot Of Talks About "The Dark Side Of Amazon" Nowadays And I Believe, I Rolled Right Into It By Accident Today

Final score:

20points

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Himory TheDreamer 2 years ago

I don't see what's the issue ???

34points

#111

Two Mouses, Three Boxes

Final score:

19points

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Owen Jarvis 2 years ago

Mice

18points

#112

Toy Description: 'I Will Accompany Her In Darkness Night'

Final score:

18points

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No Clue 2 years ago

What the hell is this??

17points

#113

These Shoes Are Positively ... Stunning. I Am Stunned

Final score:

18points

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Suck it Trebek 2 years ago

I can feel the pain.

20points

#114

My Favourite Gaming Mouse

Final score:

18points

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Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

Is that a fedora wearing a fez?

18points

#115

Guess They Missed That Giant Bin Labeled "Deliveries". That'll Be Gone By The Time I Get Home

Final score:

17points

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Little Wonder 2 years ago

Bold of you to assume the driver has enough time to lift the lid of a bin. I'm serious. They're strictly timed.

14points

#116

Do You Want...skittles...with That?

Final score:

16points

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Delta Dawn 2 years ago

I mean yeah, I kinda do

12points

#117

That’s Horrible!.. Wtf

Final score:

-4points

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E Menendez 2 years ago

All i can imagine is that meme of a cat driving a truck chasing after a person with this bumper sticker

23points