He could run, but not fast enough to escape his inner demons...

i thought it was an alien

Gerald had a tendency to get strung out leading up to the holiday season each year. However, this year his particular branch of the Gingerbread clan's annual Christmas Eve party was to be 'Karaoke Karols'. Alas, tone-deaf Gerald couldn't sing, not even a lick of icing. He worked himself into a state of no return over allowing himself to be roped into taking part in this waking nightmare before Christmas. After a few shots of spiked eggnog, he began to ascend the Christmas tree. He reached the top, snipped off a length of shiny garland to fashion a make-shift noose, and broke off a hand in the process, which landed on Cousin Giselle's head. Looking up, she shrieked and swooned to the floor. I can't say the words but the photograph tells the tale. Poor Gisele nearly went to pieces because in fact, she and Gerald had been secret kissing cousins since being thrown together in the mixing bowl. She became stale, often pulling Gerard's hand out of her handbag to scare little gingersnaps.

haha!

Not my gumdrop buttons!!!!

Maybe it's mister Bill ... Ohhhhh Noooooooo

Maybe he was expecting for a movie for itself. But they gave it to Puss on Boots

Oh nooooo 🙈

Forboding omen I tell you.

Alternative Shrek ending where Lord Farquaad lynches Gingy for not talking

* hung himself (not hanged)

Haha best one!

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ITS HUNG NOT HANGED RAAAAAAHHHHH