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It’s often said that cooking is an art, while baking is a science. But in both of these cases, it doesn’t mean that you can add chaotic things into the mix and think that everything will magically work out for you. If you’re relying on luck instead of logic or the recipe, you’re going to have a bad time.

‘I Didn’t Have Eggs’ is a fascinating and funny subreddit that shares negative reviews by people who cannot follow recipes and then complain that the dish is bad. Very often, they substitute essential ingredients for wildly different ones or choose cheaper products instead of high-quality ones. Scroll down to confirm that following even simple recipes is an insurmountable challenge for some amateur chefs. 

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Found In An Old Church Recipe Book

Found In An Old Church Recipe Book

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Hphizzle
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be posted above the comment section on every recipe site.

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"4 Cups Of Apple Cider Vinegar To 2 Bottles Of Wine Was Absurd." Yes It Was

"4 Cups Of Apple Cider Vinegar To 2 Bottles Of Wine Was Absurd." Yes It Was

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KariAdoresHerKats
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣 if this post is anything to go by I'm going to really enjoy this article.

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When it comes to following recipes, the best advice that anyone can give is to read through the entire thing thoroughly. More than once, if possible! That way, you can avoid a ton of mistakes because you’ll know what to expect. You’ll know what specific ingredients you’ll need.

You’ll know what tools you should have available in your kitchen. And you’ll know the general time frame that your awesome cooking or baking marvel is going to require.

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Today In “Not Every Recipe Is For You”

Today In “Not Every Recipe Is For You”

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On A Recipe For Fish Pie. Love That They Got Called Out On It!

On A Recipe For Fish Pie. Love That They Got Called Out On It!

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Didn't Have Eggs... On A Recipe For Egg Tarts

Didn't Have Eggs... On A Recipe For Egg Tarts

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When you’re familiar with the recipe, you can prepare in advance. You can buy all the ingredients that you’re missing at home instead of having to rely on substitutions or rushing to the local store while you’re in the middle of cooking.

Not only that, but you can do a lot of the prep work in advance to save you some time. 

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Cream Is Cream, Right?

Cream Is Cream, Right?

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The r/ididnthaveeggs subreddit is a fairly large one, boasting 321k members from all around the world at the time of writing. The idea behind the group is very simple. It’s meant to gently poke fun at home chefs who leave terrible recipe reviews. First, they don’t follow the recipes. Next, they complain that the recipes are somehow to blame for their failed results.

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1 Star Because An Ingredient Is Toxic To Dogs

1 Star Because An Ingredient Is Toxic To Dogs

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Recipe For A London Broil Marinade. There Indeed Is No Pepsi Or Coke

Recipe For A London Broil Marinade. There Indeed Is No Pepsi Or Coke

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

‘I will use regular soy sauce if I don’t have a Coke’ like Coke is ‘irregular soy sauce’ 🤔

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The content shared by the members of the subreddit is great for a few laughs. And it’s proof that some folks will go to amazing lengths to blame everyone and anyone for their mistakes but themselves. Humility and the ability to take responsibility for one’s (in)actions are a huge part of being a mature grownup.

They’re also useful skills if you aim to grow as a professional in any field. If you only ever try to dodge any and all blame, you only end up slowing your own learning progress.

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On A Recipe For Sheet Pan Caramel Apples

On A Recipe For Sheet Pan Caramel Apples

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rullyman
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To make it paleo you'd have to eat a crab apple, as we hadn't bred big beautiful apples yet

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#14

Nice To See Someone Actually Admit Their Mistake

Nice To See Someone Actually Admit Their Mistake

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Ariom Dahl
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was gracious. Not everyone can admit to having made a mistake.

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Reading This One Activated My Flight Or Fight Response

Reading This One Activated My Flight Or Fight Response

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Flopsy
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saying carrots have too much sugar is so toxic, this person has a real problem with food.

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If you’re planning on being a member of this sub, then you’ve got to do your best to follow the rules as set out by the small but dedicated team of moderators. For one, everyone’s expected to behave in a civil manner. “We aren't here to mercilessly mock anyone; stay on the snark side of the snark/mockery line,” they urge everyone.

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This Recipe Doesn’t Tell Me When To Use Chocolate Chips

This Recipe Doesn’t Tell Me When To Use Chocolate Chips

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'hope You Can Find A Recipe That Better Suits Your Skill Level'

'hope You Can Find A Recipe That Better Suits Your Skill Level'

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The moderators also remind everyone that not only should you behave politely when interacting with your fellow redditors, but you should also give some grace to the people whose reviews get posted on the subreddit. Gentle criticism and humor are fine.

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Mean-spirited mockery is stepping over some boundaries. It’s important to remember that even delusional amateur chefs who can’t follow recipes are people, too. And everyone deserves at least some basic respect.

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I Think They Should Reread Their Review

I Think They Should Reread Their Review

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#20

I Followed The Recipe, Except I Didn’t

I Followed The Recipe, Except I Didn’t

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really cannot recommend any recipe if it does not allow me to miss a few essential items and steps.

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Christopher Has Had Enough Of Reading About Other People's Substitutions

Christopher Has Had Enough Of Reading About Other People's Substitutions

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The type of content that gets shared on ‘I Didn’t Have Eggs’ can vary quite a bit. Probably the most well-known and common format is folks complaining about recipes after having made significant alterations that ended up ruining the entire dish. Other posts include reviews that are unhelpful or comically irrelevant, as well as reviews where someone severely misunderstood what’s required of them.

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Margaret Wanted A Simple Recipe

Margaret Wanted A Simple Recipe

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Casually Boil & Push An Entire Pumpkin Through A Sieve, No Biggie

Casually Boil & Push An Entire Pumpkin Through A Sieve, No Biggie

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No Mention Of Corn In A Mexican Crema Recipe

No Mention Of Corn In A Mexican Crema Recipe

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However, reviews where somebody alters the recipe due to personal taste don’t actually belong on this subreddit. What’s more, if the chef isn’t complaining about the recipe or the recipe itself remains largely intact, there’s not much humor to be found.

These types of posts don’t quite fit the idea behind the group, so they might end up getting pruned. But it’s very likely that the internet will never run out of bad recipe reviewers so long as common sense continues to be so rare.

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Because We All Know Cheddar Cheese Is The Superior Pairing With White Chocolate

Because We All Know Cheddar Cheese Is The Superior Pairing With White Chocolate

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The moderators running the group actually have a fondness for satire as well. If a bad recipe review is obviously satirical in nature, you can post it on specific days. Namely—Satire Saturdays.

In the meantime, all redditors are encouraged to never interact with the people whose reviews get posted on the subreddit. This helps avoid a lot of the potential emotional fallout if someone recognizes that it’s their review being poked fun at.

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Just Devastated That Mayonnaise Doesn’t Make Good Frosting. But I Still Ate It

Just Devastated That Mayonnaise Doesn’t Make Good Frosting. But I Still Ate It

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green penguin / isabelle
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was delicious, other than the fact that the Easy Cheese I used instead of buttercream went horrible with the cake. Maybe you should point that out next time.

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If You Think Recipe Blogs Drone On Too Much You're Not Ready For Stacy's Review

If You Think Recipe Blogs Drone On Too Much You're Not Ready For Stacy's Review

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The Insanity Of A “Sweet Potato & Peanut Curry” Containing Peanuts

The Insanity Of A “Sweet Potato & Peanut Curry” Containing Peanuts

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Which of these reviews did you find the funniest, Pandas? Have you ever tried substituting ingredients only to end up with an inedible disaster on your hands? Why do you personally think so many people have trouble following even simple and straightforward recipes?

Let us know what you think in the comment section at the bottom of the article. Meanwhile, for some more hilarity from r/ididnthaveeggs, check out earlier feature.

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#31

This Person Added An Unnecessary Egg And Got Mad The Cake Was Ruined

This Person Added An Unnecessary Egg And Got Mad The Cake Was Ruined

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On A Recipe For Yorkshire Puddings Where The Only Ingredients Are Flour, Eggs, Milk And Oil

On A Recipe For Yorkshire Puddings Where The Only Ingredients Are Flour, Eggs, Milk And Oil

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#33

You Tell Him, Dawn

You Tell Him, Dawn

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2-Ingredient Banana Peanut Butter Nice Cream

2-Ingredient Banana Peanut Butter Nice Cream

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7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to make this steak tartare recipe but I'm vegan, what do you recommend as replacements for the beef and egg yolk? Also I can't eat salt and I don't like the recommendations for spices, they're much to strong for my taste. I would give this no stars it I could. ⭐

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Too Sweet For Bob

Too Sweet For Bob

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#38

Doubled The Rhubarb… Unsure Why It’s Tart

Doubled The Rhubarb… Unsure Why It’s Tart

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#40

I Took Out The Leavening, Why Was It So Rubbery?

I Took Out The Leavening, Why Was It So Rubbery?

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Contrary To The Sub Name, Megan Had Too Many Eggs

Contrary To The Sub Name, Megan Had Too Many Eggs

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I Didn't Follow The Recipe, What Did I Do Wrong?

I Didn't Follow The Recipe, What Did I Do Wrong?

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Glad I Found This Sub So I Can Share My All-Time Favorite Recipe Comment, Wherein The Author Accuses His Own Mother Of Murder Via Food

Glad I Found This Sub So I Can Share My All-Time Favorite Recipe Comment, Wherein The Author Accuses His Own Mother Of Murder Via Food

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#45

Emma Honey…no

Emma Honey…no

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Amanda Rose
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who is a relatively recently diagnosed celiac disease patient, I have definitely had some struggles with changing family recipes to be gluten and dairy free. This sounds like some of my early baking fails until I figured it out.

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Not Your Fault I Burnt The Brownies But 1 Star For You Anyway

Not Your Fault I Burnt The Brownies But 1 Star For You Anyway

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Nick Florko
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then write the "1 star review" to whatever company made your oven. It's that simple

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#48

"I Dont Eat This S**t Sorry Beth"

"I Dont Eat This S**t Sorry Beth"

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like them either, but I'd rate the recipe based on what the people who do like them say. Silly me.

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#49

Used Self-Raising Flour As They Felt A Personal Connection To The Name??

Used Self-Raising Flour As They Felt A Personal Connection To The Name??

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Lucille Bluth Vibes

Lucille Bluth Vibes

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The Other Guest
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It actually sounds pretty good to me: https://www.marthastewart.com/342483/canadian-bacon-strata

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