Look... a potential scene from hell! :(

Ah yes, bring a deer along to soothe them

Whoa... how did this get past censors? Bahahah!

I've been watching too much Supernatural. Is walking in casually while covered in blood not normal for some people? 😂

BWAHAHA!!! Don't TELL them that!! Next you're going to tell them why teenaged boys carry their books in front of them when they're near a girl they like!

I laughed so hard at this one that I woke up my manager who became angry finding out I hadn't been doing my job but, "… sitting on my ass reading Panda Express."

Bahahaha....

HONK HONK MOTHERF*CKER

I know just who I am going to give this too…

Cheers!

What was the actual article about? Quick ways to die?

Be careful what you cut

Ummm

Remembering all the lame excuses I used to give: "I am hurrying to work...My wife is rushing to a gynecologist...I am running away from the Taliban...It's the dinosaur that's chasing me I am trying to outrun..."

I giggled.

i think the neckbeards and nice guys really believe this.. also an awful lot of men think women react like this when they send a d*ckpic..

Is this a Michael Jackson joke?

Vv-OooOo-Dddka

Is the colour screwy on my laptop or is he lavender?

If it acts like it owns the place then it's mature

Living in Australia, I can confirm: I have to edit all my photos to flip them the right way up.

This is like the one where the husband says "Honey, did I ever tell you how good you cook?" Wife "No" Husband "Then why do you keep cooking??"

How to completely misinterpret marijuana euphemisms?

WTAF?! what was the context for this?!

Quite reasonable

Boy: "Who the hell is John? Dad's name is Bill"

Oh this one is for all those edited Instagram models!!

Yeahhh..and maybe just stick a piece of tape on their face so that they can relax and not talk😂

That thumb...

Artist: Yeah, I'm not brilliant at drawing hands.

You really don't need a full bottle of wine. Half a bottle of whiskey will do the trick.

Mega pint

2 or 3 of those if you have kids under 5

I don't drink but one time I did drink wine. I felt like he looks but I have more hair, lol.

She caught it red-handed!

Don't skip head day

That's so much like my alarm list :D

I'll add a word: How to practice your LAST brunch order👻

When 800 years old you are, as hard as this you will not be.

Hahaha she said no! 😀👍

*Reaches into bra and pulls lettuce out sneakily*

Our cats are keyless.

Uhhhh... disturbingly funny.

We don't actually have tea in that.

An alternative: "It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, kids like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!

Lol wikihow to spy on your man (it says it in the corner)

I wonder what that one is actually supposed to be. Why would you do that?

When the reports are due and you've been scrolling BP instead of finishing them

Now I wonder what this article was actually about!🤔🤔

Just watch this : https://youtu.be/nFrPQ86kxo4 or search for The who asked radar on YT

“AND CLASS THIS IS A *PANT PANT* 45º ANGLE OKAY???!! GET THAT!??!? OK LETS MOVE ON!!!”

kinda want to unsee this....

After the climate apocalypse there will be no ice zone anymore. It's just water or desert zones.

Works in Georgia, too!