Look... a potential scene from hell! :(

Ah yes, bring a deer along to soothe them

Whoa... how did this get past censors? Bahahah!

I've been watching too much Supernatural. Is walking in casually while covered in blood not normal for some people? 😂

BWAHAHA!!! Don't TELL them that!! Next you're going to tell them why teenaged boys carry their books in front of them when they're near a girl they like!

I laughed so hard at this one that I woke up my manager who became angry finding out I hadn't been doing my job but, "… sitting on my ass reading Panda Express."

Bahahaha....

HONK HONK MOTHERF*CKER

I know just who I am going to give this too…

Cheers!

What was the actual article about? Quick ways to die?

The answer to "What's the closest I can get to being killed by a dinosaur?"

Aand what was THIS originally supposed to ilustrate?

All I think of is Slimecicle

Oh my god it’s the “how to beat an ostrich” wikihow

Probably preferred to text.

Is that Tanya Harding?

Same neighborhood as the goose...............

Be careful what you cut

Ummm

Remembering all the lame excuses I used to give: "I am hurrying to work...My wife is rushing to a gynecologist...I am running away from the Taliban...It's the dinosaur that's chasing me I am trying to outrun..."

I giggled.

i think the neckbeards and nice guys really believe this.. also an awful lot of men think women react like this when they send a d*ckpic..

Is this a Michael Jackson joke?

Vv-OooOo-Dddka

Is the colour screwy on my laptop or is he lavender?

If it acts like it owns the place then it's mature

Living in Australia, I can confirm: I have to edit all my photos to flip them the right way up.

This is like the one where the husband says "Honey, did I ever tell you how good you cook?" Wife "No" Husband "Then why do you keep cooking??"

How to completely misinterpret marijuana euphemisms?

WTAF?! what was the context for this?!

Quite reasonable

Boy: "Who the hell is John? Dad's name is Bill"

Oh this one is for all those edited Instagram models!!

Yeahhh..and maybe just stick a piece of tape on their face so that they can relax and not talk😂

That thumb...

She caught it red-handed!

Don't skip head day

That's so much like my alarm list :D

I'll add a word: How to practice your LAST brunch order👻

When 800 years old you are, as hard as this you will not be.

Hahaha she said no! 😀👍

*Reaches into bra and pulls lettuce out sneakily*

Our cats are keyless.

Uhhhh... disturbingly funny.

We don't actually have tea in that.

An alternative: "It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, kids like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!