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Not an employee, but I witnessed a marvelous thing.

Sitting in a small town Chinese buffet. Three big dudes, not obese but farm built big, come in. These guys proceed to just.. clean house. Plate after plate after plate. They weren't wasteful; they ate everything they took. They were very polite to the staff and other customers.

But I bet each man ate a dozen plates, each stacked high. The cooks were working to keep up.

My family and I found ourselves watching this marvelous feat of eating unfold in awe.

When they approached the counter to pay, all this eating unfolding in only 45 minutes or so, the manager greeted them at the counter. In his broken English he simply said "You men. You no pay.. but you no come back."

The guys gave each other and the manager a "yeah fair enough" look and left.

chilibreez , Debbie Tea Report

Final score:

212points

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Annie 1 year ago

I'm gonna use that expression: "farm built"

12points

Obligatory "not a buffet worker", just a witness. We were waiting in line for the soft serve machine at Golden Corral. The woman in front of us gets up to the machine and awkwardly jerks the handle around in an attempt to get at the sweet, sweet ice cream within. She's pushing, pulling, twisting, doing literally everything but turning it to the right (which would have dispensed the ice cream).

She's really perplexed by this. So she takes the next logical step, of course, which is to wrap her lips around the spout, form a seal on it with her mouth and start trying to suck it right out of the tap. One of the workers sees this and looks on in disgust before he unplugs the machine. On the way out, we see that he put an out of order sign on it, so thankfully they didn't keep serving it after that whole incident.

Leigh_Lemon , Andria Report

Final score:

141points

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Maya Baggins 1 year ago

As disgusting as it is, OP could have told the woman how the dispenser worked at any given moment

120points

which_spartacus , Naim Benjelloun Report

This might not be entirely surprising, but the more a person pays for a buffet, the more they will eat. Our brains absolutely love getting every last drop of value out of something, to the point where overeating doesn’t feel as bad as the knowledge that you didn’t get your money's worth. The very first such establishment opened in Las Vegas, in 1946, which is entirely fitting, given the excessive nature of that particular city. All that post-war, utopian optimism where portions were endless and one never had to limit themselves to trying just a handful of things.

Americans in particular love this style of dining, and have even extended it to other, quintessential American establishments like baseball. In a show of ultimate American fusion, Dodger Stadium opened an all-you-can-eat section in 2007. Since then, the trend has spread to other sporting leagues and venues across the country. Because what better way to enjoy some of the greatest athletes alive than by eating junk food?

Years ago, I worked at an all-you-can-eat country buffet in South Carolina. I was a busboy.
One day, I went to a table. It was a mess, as per usual. It looked to be a large family/group of families of around 12 people or so.
The thing that stuck it in my memory is that whenever they had finished with what they were going to eat, they would scrape their plate and use it again.
Scrape their plates... *onto the floor next to their chairs.*
So next to each chair, there was a 6-inch to 18-inch pile of chicken bones, crab legs, mashed potatoes, remnants of baked potatoes, etc.
Just disgusting.

Final score:

141points

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KJ 1 year ago

Who in their right mind could think this was acceptable in any way.

126points

release_the_hound , Alexandra Golovac Report

I managed a buffet in a casino in Reno for a few months. Had this family come in... mom, dad, two little kids. I get called over to the table because the mom had thrown up on her plate/table and wanted us to take it away and clean it up.

I asked if she was ok, and she said she always throws up when she eats cheese. She had gotten herself an enchilada (it was Mexican theme night). WTF lady, enchiladas pretty much always have cheese. I told her I would have to call janitorial because none of my staff was trained to handle biohazards. She "didn't understand why I couldn't just take it." Janitorial came in and couldn't clean up because she refused to move from the table. So janitorial left.

She calls me back over and starts yelling at me, dad starts yelling too. Apparently she wanted to keep eating after throwing up, which I thought was really gross. I had them sit at another table so they could all keep eating. Janitorial came back and cleaned the other table.

Finally they go to leave and decide to make a huge scene in front of the whole restaurant and demand their money back. I refuse. Dad gets in my face and starts shouting that I'm just a racist white b***h and his wife makes loads more money than I do. I call security and they storm out, pulling pictures off the wall and shattering them on the floor, and dad also picked up a vase and broke it. The two kids are running around and banging on the walls. Security finally shows up after they ran off, I have to do a report, and they were put on the 86 list. I f*****g hate people.

Final score:

133points

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RagDollLali 1 year ago

The worst part of this is that they're training their two demon spawn to behave exactly like this when they grow up too, as if this is how mentally balanced adults in society behave

128points

Watched a man at the ponderosa walk up to the buffet without a plate, untuck his t-shirt, pull the hem up to form a basket, reach into the steam tray of chicken wings with his bare hand, and just load up on hot wings in his makeshift shirtbucket. The woman in the kitchen was like "please sir, could you use a plate? Or just tongs?"

Guy scoffed and looked at her like she'd asked him to don a tuxedo.

RoxyFurious Report

Final score:

118points

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RagDollLali 1 year ago

Everyone knows tuxedos are for filling with potato salad only

112points

A_Wild_Taka_Appears Report

Some aspects of all-you-can-eat still persist even in ‘regular’ restaurants. Free refills are commonplace in the US, as margins on beverages are so good that they justify the cost. Some restaurants manage to get an 80% margin or more on soft drinks, which ends up being a win-win, the restaurant gets money, the customer gets as much to drink as they like and the customer's dentist gets a consistent amount of business repairing sugar-induced cavities.

Not an employee, but a customer.

A long time ago, my mom and I picked up a friend of hers and we went to a local Chinese food buffet. This place had a thing where you could get a pound of food for $5 in a takeout container instead of sitting and eating at the restaurant if you want, so that was our plan.

The three of us were browsing around the buffet line with our takeout containers, adding what we wanted to them... and then I noticed my mom's friend doing something f*****g disgusting.

He was eating a chicken wing. Like, right in front of the buffet line, hiding his face behind his takeout container. And then he took the chicken bone and *put it back in the buffet tray*.

I walked over to my mom and told her what he was doing, and at first she thought I was joking. So she walked over towards him and now he was standing there eating a slice of watermelon right off the buffet, and then *putting the rind back in the tray.*

So my mom is like "What the f**k are you doing!?" and he's like "Don't worry, I do this all the time! They never notice!".

So of course both me and mom are panicking, worried that they're gonna call the cops or something because of this disphit. We basically pretended to not know him and continued to fill up our containers *the right way*.

After a couple minutes, one of the employees walks up to my mom and tells her that they noticed what the guy was doing, and they noticed that we were also uncomfortable about it and didn't intend to blame us. But they warned her that if she doesn't get him to pay for the food in his container and leave immediately, they'll be calling the police.

So of course mom tells him that we need to go. Now. And he just brushes it off like "I don't care. They're not gonna do anything!"

Well, me and mom walked up to the front, paid for our containers, apologized, and walked out and left him in there. A minute later, you can see and hear him shouting with the staff. He throws his container on the ground and food splatters everywhere. He storms out, shouting insults as he leaves, and of course gives them a "I'm never coming back!", to which they reply "You're not allowed in here no more! We'll call the cops!"

So we're standing out by the car, waiting for him. Of course, we yell at him for being a piece of s**t. We get in the car and the next thing you know, this m**********r starts pulling chicken wings and chinese donuts out of his f*****g pockets and eating them.

We dropped him off at home and never spoke to him again.

Final score:

102points

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Potato 1 year ago

Shame y'all didn't just drive off without him.

68points

Not an employee or a customer, but we had a Chinese buffet shut down for a health code violation, which was employee was cutting veggies while taking a s**t. To this day I still wonder if that means dude brought a bucket into the kitchen or veggies into the sh**ter and I honestly don't know which is worse.

darkagl1 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

96points

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Lakota Wolf 1 year ago

Both are worse. Gah.

50points

lovelyyyrose1993 , Medina Catering Report

Went as a customer to a golden corral. Im walking to the chocolate fountain and 3 little girls step in front of me, and all 3 of them just go hands deep in the fountain. The family was the first table by the fountain and all they did was laugh about how cute it was..
Employees turned it off immediately.

Final score:

95points

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Nor 1 year ago

Parents need a hiding for not teaching their gremlins manners

100points

The cost of soft drink syrups for many restaurants and bars is so low, that they will just give it away as a sort of investment to keep customers buying other things. Some US and Canadian bars will give free soda with refills to patrons who are the designated driver that night. Besides being a nice gesture to someone who has to spend the evening being sober around drunk people, it ensures the patron's safety and that they might return.

#10

I had a co-worker that briefly managed a Ryan's buffet. He said that it was fairly common for people to gorge themselves, then purge in the restroom and start eating again so that they could "get their money's worth".

obeyyourbrain , Kyle Glenn Report

Final score:

93points

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Shelli Aderman 1 year ago

Hunger Games…

48points

#11

Friend and I walk into a buffet that serves pizza, fried chicken and other Southern staples. This one huge lady was sitting at one of those large round tables by herself. The table was covered in empty plates, at least 5 or 6 plates. He and I finish eating and start walking past the lady who is at the buffet again, when she yells across the room to the manager standing by the door "where's the f*****g chicken?!!". We are all kind of in shock that she would say that with families around, but he yells back "you ate it all!". People started to bust out laughing as we exited.

galacticfish Report

Final score:

87points

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Not Bored 1 year ago

Lmao

10points

#12

College friend worked at a chinese buffet. He said they caught a regular dipping his pizza in the wonton soup bowl (like, in the queue and not at his table) and eating it. Bite, dip, bite, dip, bite, dip.

After the fourth time in a month he did it management finally kicked him out.

ndkjr70 , Quang Nguyen Vinh Report

Final score:

84points

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KJ 1 year ago

They waited until the fourth time? 1st time a warning, second time a ban!

78points

#13

Pickle Boy

There was this man who used to come into our restaurant who clearly wasn’t all there in the head. He was functional but very weird. As the months progressed, he got WAY weirder. He started wearing women’s underwear over his clothes, even going so far as to stuff his bra. Picture a 6’2” 250lb dude with a baby face wearing silky underpants and a lace bra *over* ratty jeans and a stained Hawaiian shirt; that’s our guy. He went from being able to hold a sort of normal conversation to just spouting conspiracy theory word salad. But the weirdest thing was his change of eating habits. He used to eat a variety of our soup/salad/baked potato options from our buffet, but as his mental health deteriorated, so did his desire for variety I guess. By the time his weirdness devolved to aggression and we had to 86 him, he was coming in for two things: pickles and ranch dressing. He’d pile as many pickle slices as he could onto his plate, then put so much ranch on them the dressing and pickle juice would be running all over the tray. He’d eat it all, and his face would be covered in ranch and pickle bits. Then he’d drink water straight from the pitcher he inevitably stole from the wait station, sliming it with pickle ranch slobber. Never a dull moment with that dude around!

Pickle Boy, wherever you are today, I really hope you got the help you so desperately needed but I was not sorry to see you go.

ETA: For those who are asking about the term 86, on this case it means we kicked him out permanently.

cawatxcamt , Andrew Malone Report

Final score:

83points

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KJ 1 year ago

Hopefully the pickle person got some professional help.

61points

#14

At one point i worked for a pizza place that used to have a day buffet that I would make pizzas for. One time two huge dudes come in the moment we open for the buffet. The manager on duty dropped the first two pizzas down on the buffet, turned to grab the next two, turned back and both pizzas were gone. A few minutes later both dudes walk back up and each take an entire pizza again and walk back to continue eating. They proceeded to do this over and over, grabbing an entire pizza each for themselves for the entire 3 hours we were offering the buffet. Was one hell of a day.

mysticbooka , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

79points

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Nor 1 year ago

Jeez, either these gus were really hungry or they got some serious worms or the smoked the "prison parsley" green grass

43points

#15

My parents owned an all you can eat buffet and I was there every day of my life from 4-14. My favorite horror story is when a couple came in to eat (obviously). They loveeed the crab legs and every time my mom put some out, they took it ALL. Also, just a reminder, crab legs are expensive! Forget the other customers, they just took it and ate it all. So they’re there for maybe 2 hours now and it’s getting dark. They’ve eaten through at least a week’s stock of crab legs and my mom finally decides it’s enough. She stops putting it out in the buffet and brings individual plates to the customers who wanted it but couldn’t get any due to this couple.

~~Understandably,~~ the couple is angry. They literally flipped the chairs at their table, flipped their plates, bowls, cups, etc and completely trashed their area. Food was all over the floor, table, chairs. Sticky soda was dripping into the carpet. They left in a hurry, but someone caught their license plate. We called the cops and I think they said they charged them with something? I can’t remember the aftermath details clearly, because I was probably 8 or 9 years old (20 now). I just remember looking at the mess and feeling really angry that my sister and I had to clean it up with our mom. It was a family run business, so we didn’t have much help.

Anyways, that’s my horror story. The end.

blooberries1 , David Pursehouse Report

Final score:

79points

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RagDollLali 1 year ago

Greedy animals 😠

46points

#16

Not a worker - but I went to HomeTown Buffet and the kid in front of me was slightly shorter than the buffet bar but had his hands in the jello - just massaging it. Then his mom came by and snatched him away but didn't say anything while a guy came and made himself a bowl of jello. 10 yr-old me was too appalled to say anything. I haven't eaten jello since then....

EmmyTheSweet , Chris Report

Final score:

78points

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BeepBoop the Single Pringle 1 year ago

I don't like jello because of the taste but I seriously used to eat it because I liked squishing it in my mouth because it's fun

15points

#17

Picked up some fish and chips recently. Saw they had “all you can eat” on Wednesdays.

So I asked “What is the most that someone....”

“18 pieces of fish and 3 plates (she held up this huge platter) of fries......every....single.....Wednesday.”

“So he eats that exact order every week?”

“Yes, and he goes to a different ‘all you can eat’ every day of the week. He got banned from the Chinese place down the road.”

Odogogod Report

Final score:

72points

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David 1 year ago

A buffet my wife worked at years ago had a regular who was a pooper. Come in - eat - leave table with 'not finished' sign - go take a big poop in their toilet and plug up the toilet. Happened on a regular basis. They finally told him he can not poop there anymore. (I bet that was an awkward conversation). His solution - after that he did the same thing except he left the building during poop time. He apparently found some other nearby restroom to go plug up - then would return and finish his meal.

19points

#18

I worked at a pizza buffet for 2 years during college. I have a number of stories, but the one that I will always remember is the guy who got super upset that we wouldn't make more dessert pizza when we were half an hour past closing time.

This guy comes in with his presumed wife and 2 children around 8:30. We close at 9. Nothing out of the ordinary happens until 9 rolls around when it was still commonplace for people to be finishing up and eating what pizza was still left. I was doing the dishes and taking the empty dishes back from the buffet and I see this guy, arms crossed and staring at me as I take the empty dessert pizza dish. He says something to the effect of "when's the next one coming out, I never got any" I let him know that we close at 9 and we can't really make anything past then because the oven gets shut off. Luckily the manager overheard this and stepped in to back me up and I quickly scamper off to the back to continue the dishes. He seemed pissed, but it wasn't unheard of, as being a cheap pizza buffet, you don't exactly bring in the most affluent of folks. About 5 min later, as I'm finishing up the plates, the same manager comes barreling through the back door, out of breath. He grabs 2 of the long wooden pizza pushers and says come with me. I have no idea what's going on, but I grab the pusher and follow him out the door. I learned later on, that he started flipping out, throwing the register and a fishbowl. He grabbed a broom and swung that around, hitting the girl behind the counter. As I exit from the back this guy is screaming and ranting unintelligibly. He was just asking for a fight. He walked up to the manager got all up in his face and kinda choke and pushed him back. He came at me next and I was really really close to taking a swing at his knees or something but the other manager had quickly gotten back up and he resumed harassing him. After about 2 min of tip-toeing around a brawl, and his wife presumably screaming for him to get back in the car, he eventually gets in and they drive off. I won't forget the glossed-over look in his eyes as he came after me. Freaks me out to this day.

crazyfoot369 , Diego Marín Report

Final score:

72points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

Poor goldfish in the fish bowl…

41points

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#19

I was once at an Old Country Buffet, waiting patiently to get some Mac & Cheese. The kid in front of me plied his plate high, and then started tapping the serving spoon to get all of the chessy goodness free from the confines of the spoon. Once he was satisfied with his handiwork, he licked the spoon clean. I didn't have any Mac & Cheese, and haven't been back since

allhailkircules , Vancouver Bites! Report

Final score:

68points

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DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago

Wth....his parents must be so proud...they should have been banned.

25points

#20

So I work in an ‘all you can eat’ using tablets. This is (according to my boss) based on a Japanese kind of restaurant. We serve (mostly) asian food, from Chinese to Japanese and even some Korean.

The premise is that people order their food in rounds and we then bring the food to their table when it is ready. We always warn customers before hand that, if they leave food behind, because they ordered too much, they will have to pay extra. Depending on what they left behind.

We have seen people try the weirdest stuff if it comes to not paying extra; people dumping food in their handbags, to people shoving it in their mouths then go to the toilet and flush it, to putting hair on it and blaming us for it (we see them pull this stuff), etc.

And when we actually catch them doing it, they blame us for it and refuse to pay. Some people let it come down to the police to sort it out sometimes, there have been multiple occasions on which they were involved to solve the problem for just €5,-. I guess some people’s greed has no extend.

DemocraticDoge Report

Final score:

64points

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BenMaharaj 1 year ago (edited)

I don’t get this system. They order food but if there are leftovers they get charged more than if they ate it all? They can’t doggy bag it.? This does sound kind of messed up.

17points

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#21

I used to cook for a breakfast buffet back in 2012-2013 as one of my first jobs. The restaurant in question I won't say the name of, but rhymed with Meat'n Bark.

Most of the customers that we got at the restaurant in general would be old people, however, a lot of the old people were very entitled and would come straight from church to the restaurant for their breakfast buffet. I'll just make a list:

1. One old lady kept implying that I wasn't old enough to work there. I said, many times, my real age (17 at the time) and she kept saying "I bet they're just making you say that, you know it's illegal that they're making you do this!" and I'm just at a loss and don't know what else to tell this lady who is 100% confident that I must be under-age or working for free or something. I don't know what her goal was.
2. A guy taking all of the bacon and putting it on his plate, and then telling me to "look at that" (the empty spot where the bacon was before he took it) and I said "Okay... looking? What am I looking for?" and he said "Tell me what's wrong with that!" and I say "Um, I don't know, is it not clean or something?" and he says "THERE's NO BACON LEFT! Aren't you going to re-fill it!?" and I'm like "Well that's weird it was just filled a couple minutes ago, someone must have took it all!" (knowing it was him) and he couldn't put 2 and 2 together, and just said "I don't know but there's no bacon there so what are we going to do about it?"
3. Some lady looking at bacon in disgust and saying "Wow.. It's 2013, who even eats meat anymore? Really?"
4. Some lady shows up to the buffet 15 minutes after it closes, while we're taking it down, and says "Woh woh what are you doing!? I haven't even gotten my food yet!" and we tell her politely that the buffet had closed 15 minutes ago, and the servers even give a "last call" on the buffet 15 minutes before it closes. Her response "That's okay I'll just go complain to your manager" I just said okay sounds good. In my head I'm like, what, you're going to tell my manager that the buffet closed 15 minutes ago? He knows. Lmao
5. Nothing huge but the same lady would come to the restaurant at least twice a week and complain about how s****y her service is each time and how the food is terrible. Finally one of the hostesses said "if the service is so bad and the food is so bad then why do you come here multiple times a week?" which shut her up. Lmao.

anon Report

Final score:

63points

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Susan Robinson 1 year ago

Perhaps I am just stupid, but WHAT restaurant did this take place in?

29points

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#22

I worked as a server at a Chinese buffet and 4 things came to mind instantly.

1. A middle aged woman puked on her table and blamed it on giving herself the wrong insulin dose. The 4 mountains of food she destroyed probably contributed too. Profusely apologized and tipped me $1.

2. I tried to pick up a dirty plate off a table that had a big pool of hibachi sauce/grease on it. The customer stopped me and said "thats the best part." Then proceeded to drink the sauce like it was the milk after a bowl of cereal.

3. A young mother complained to me because the crabmeat and cheese that we serve on the buffet made her child sick and they threw up. Her child was an infant. Not even a year old. I'm no child care expert but baked artifical crabmeat and mozzarella can't be good for a baby.

4. The restaurant was raided by ICE one morning shortly before opening. The entire back of the house and one of our managers were deported. Back of the house was 1/2 Chinese and 1/2 Latin American.

Lewshis , Mikhail Nilov Report

Final score:

58points

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RagDollLali 1 year ago

We received a tip from the guys next door in our center that ICE was there. My sous chef and I sent three of our guys home immediately and covered the lunch rush by ourselves that day.

72points

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#23

A woman came in with two of her kids, and had a pretty regular meal. You pay when you leave at our place, and she decided to sneak out with her younger daughter before paying, leaving her underage son alone at the table. We caught on pretty quick and sent someone after her, who found her in her car in the parking garage, waiting for her son to come as well. She refused to come back in and pay, so we had to keep her son 'hostage' until the police came to handle the situation. What some people will do to their kids, i swear.

Forgot to mention we also found out from her son that she stole one of the managers' keycards and they would regularly come into the hotel and use the card to go swimming in the top floor pool. Smart, I'll give her that, but still.

Valkrine10 Report

Final score:

58points

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Kensi 1 year ago

The audacity of some people ...

26points

#24

I was a customer, not a worker.

My wife and I went to a Sweet Tomatoes for a lunch date, unlimited salad and soup was always good. One time, I saw a man over by the soups take the serving ladle for one of the weekly specials and take a big slurp from it. Then apparently he didn't like it and spat it back out into the ladle, and put the ladle back in the soup. WTF, dude?

I got up immediately and told the nearest staff what I'd seen, and they got right on getting that nearly full pot of soup out of there. I didn't have any more soup that visit, the what-ifs were too damn strong. Which is a shame, because I love their chunky chicken noodle.

Saberus_Terras , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

55points

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Not at a buffet, but one of those areas at the supermarket that has trays of self-serve soup… I once saw a kid throwing a tantrum that his mom wouldn’t let him get some chicken noodle soup or something. So, of course, once her back was turned, he lifted the lid of each soup container and spat in it. Every. Single. One.

28points

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#25

I didn't work at an All You can eat, but my sister did.

The buffet itself was on the first floor, so you had to take either the stairs or the elevator to your seat.

Once there was a lady who was carrying a tray with a whole lot of stuff on it down. Glasses, plates and a whole lot more of junk. My sister asked the lady if she needed any assistance, to which the lady replied 'You assume because I'm fat, I need help?' My sister didn't react. A few seconds later the lady fell down the stairs. There was blood and food everywhere

InfiniteLap Report

Final score:

54points

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Vanessa Richardson 1 year ago

This has got to be the most poorly designed buffet I’ve ever heard of! All the disaster scenarios are running through my head at lightning speed. Lol

71points

#26

Not a worker but..

I was at a Chinese buffet with a Hot Pot option that you had to pay extra for. There was a separate section with the stuff for that which was raw. This guy loaded up his plate with all this raw stuff and was eating it, including dangerous raw stuff like shrimp. I think he may have been slightly intellectually disabled. The Chinese staff had to come over and inform him that he was eating the wrong things and try to explain it to him. He got really embarrassed and said that he did not understand how it worked. Between the Chinese staff with their limited English and this poor guy who was not capable of really understanding what he had done wrong, it was one of those awkward moments in a life that you cannot forget no matter how much you try.

imk Report

Final score:

44points

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Sweet Taurus 1 year ago

This would absolutely be me. I would think I had it figured out but to introvert to actually ask someone how it works. Then die of embarrassment for someone to actually come and tell me I'm doing it wrong lmao. Although, I'm smart enough not to eat raw shrimp, thankfully.

20points

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#27

Not a worker but I once saw a grown man have a child like meltdown over the fact that he showed up to Soup Plantation too late and missed out on the biscuits and gravy

Zenkikid , Michael Kmak Report

Final score:

44points

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Red Ruffensor 1 year ago

RIP Souplantation

9points

#28

Not an employee, but I was standing behind a woman at Hometown Buffet. She was getting some lasagna or something, basically a really cheesy pasta that when you lift the serving utensil, a lot of cheese hangs on. I witnessed her lift her pasta, twirl all the excess cheese that was connected around her index finger (and there was a lot), clip it off with her thumb nail, and then fling it back into the pasta.

I knew I shouldn't have been at Hometown Buffet in the first place, but this solidified my stance to never go back.

TACObracommander Report

Final score:

42points

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Julia Ford 1 year ago

Oh dear god

11points

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#29

I bus at a slightly nicer resteraunt. On Fridays and Sundays we offer a prime rib and crab leg buffet, among a salad bar, hot and cold entrées, and a desert bar. It's honestly pretty nice and our buffet runner keeps anyone from doing ungodly things to the buffet.

But the one incident that will always stand out to me was when this family of five came in. From the moment they came in to the moment they left, they ate as many crab legs as they possibly could. Their server and I were clearing plates off as fast as we could. But every time we would return it seemed like another mountain of crab leg shells would appear in front of each member of that family. I know not how they ate so much and I honestly can't recall if they are anything besides the crab. Piles upon piles of shells were left upon the table after they left. It was truly a sight to behold.

What's more is after I wiped down the table and came back with settings, I had to get another rag to wipe down the table *again* because something in the crab leg juice combined with our sanitizer and left a nice milky residue upon the table. Delicious.

When I leave this job I'll never be able to look at crab legs the same way.

Final score:

42points

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Susan Robinson 1 year ago

It seems to me that these restaurants that serve snow crab legs are constantly losing money due to people like this! It makes you wonder why they still have them around! 😆

31points

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#30

My first job was as a dishwasher in an all you can eat fried catfish buffet.

People are animals. Especially the ones that get far more food off the buffet than they can eat. Then they take the leftovers and pile them on a plate or tray, cover them in ketchup and tartar sauce, then pour their iced tea over the top of all that.

A lot of people did that got at least two plates like that a night.

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Final score:

40points

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SarahBee 1 year ago

I know people who will deliberately ruin food that's left on their plate, to make themselves stop eating. It works....

4points

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#31

Not a buffet, but I worked at a pizza parlor that offered a lunch buffet of endless pizza. The lunch ran from 11am - 3pm. This gentlemen comes in(I think he was homeless), he serves up a sky high plate of pizza and just goes to town. He stayed from the beginning to the very end to make sure he got his money's worth. Well, his body didn't appreciate being stuffed like a pinata of pizza. He got up waddled fast to the bathroom and next thing I know I'm being told he had liquid s**t trailing behind him to the bathroom and inside the bathroom. I was informed by my boss about the incident, I told him I was just heading out for a break. I was not about to clean that up.

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Final score:

17points

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PandaRave 1 year ago

That sounds like it should be closed for a biohazard. Absolutely disgusting

15points

#32

Not mine but I had a buddy who was 400+ lbs. and the dude could put away some food. He went to a casino buffet that was one of the higher end ones that had crab legs and steak. On about his 4th or 5th plate stacked full of crab legs the manager came out and gave him $250 in free slot play to leave the buffet.

Edit: so I linked this to my buddy who pointed out that there were two other dudes there and none of them was under 300lbs. They killed a metric f**k ton of food between them and he was putting them to shame. The buffet was higher end so it was $50 a person, but they easily all ate probably 3-4 times that and he ate probably 8-10 times that worth in food. He then went on win just over a hundred dollars with that free slot play as well. If you can’t beat the casinos at the games beat em at the bar or buffet.

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Final score:

17points

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

What is it about crab legs that makes people go mad

7points

G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉ 1 year ago

They have crabs 🦀

0points

Christian Fuller 1 year ago

In this case, the house did not win.

1point

White Sauce Hot Sauce 1 year ago

God help their toilets. Putting in overtime.

1point

#33

I was just a witness but I saw how a woman came in with about 5 kids and she made them all sit at a table while she got food, even if they seemed old enough to get it themselves.

She just grabbed two trays, placed three plates on both of them and literally poured all the chicken nuggets on one plate so it was a huge mountain.

She did the same to five other dishes and left 5 pans that were full or almost full before she came empty.

Needless to say people were pissed, especially when she did it multiple times again with other dishes and would often glare at people if she saw them taking food from dishes she probably wanted.

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Final score:

17points

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#34

While I was wasting years and thousands of dollars in the attempt to get a college education I worked at a Chinese Restaurant. The owners were awesome people btw and would feed us at the end of the shift.

Anyway, they had a buffet on the weekends and they had this one land whale who was a regular. This lady could pack away the groceries.

When she showed, the Chinese servers would rush into the kitchen and yell, "She here! She here!" and they owners, who were also the cooks, would yell, "Oh no! Cook faster! Cook faster!" and then make a big show of cooking extra quickly.

Then the entire restaurant staff would watch her eat with great amusement.

Even by our American buffet standards, that lady could eat!

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8points

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April Stephens 1 year ago

How horrible to call her names and mock her.

7points

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David H 1 year ago

When I was a kid there was a place near me that had a buffet night with an all you can eat for $10. They gave tiny plates, and the food was behind the glass, you gave a staff member your plate, pointed what you wanted and they would fill it until the plate had no room. So you didnt touch the food, and you couldnt get too much each time around (they had 4 meat/poultry mains and 10 sides and 2 deserts plus rolls on on buffet night, plus salad). Great childhood experiences going there for my birthday. Best fried chicken, great sides, and the best mousse desert in town. So many good memories. Sadly the place closed down years ago. The owner went through an expansion phase from his 2 original stores to 7 in a very short time, took on a lot of debt, and went under. Went too ambitious without any investment partners, and without the proper oversight quality dropped, etc.

9points

MichelleDonut 1 year ago

This is the kind of buffet I would be willing to go to. Safe & clean.

4points

Robert T 1 year ago

Not a buffet, I went to an all-you-can eat Japanese restaurant in Brussels, and they had quite a good policy. You could order up to 7 rounds, but you had to finish everything (or at least the majority of it) from the previous round before you could order more. It included starters, mains and desserts, with drinks extra. Was one of our more economical eating experiences in Brussels, and it was actually very good.

6points

Nikki Sevven 1 year ago

Self-serve buffets should be outlawed completely.

5points

Brenda 1 year ago

In my 20's, one of my best friends had an older brother who played AAA softball. These guys looked like they should have been playing football (American) not softball. Her brother was 6ft 6in and weighed about 350. We went out with him and his team to a local buffet for dinner. These guys had an agreement with the owner, they called the day before and they each paid double. Ours was $25, theirs was $50. After 3+ hours, she and I finally left. I've never seen people eat so much 😳

3points

T J R 1 year ago

My first job was at an all-you-can-eat buffet that served Soul Food. Our bathrooms were the horror story at the end of every night. The owners were horrid people too. I was in charge of salad and dessert bars. My first week there I told one of the owners that there was mold on 3 of the pies I took out of the walk-in - thinking he needed to account for them in inventory before throwing them away - he says, "just cut around the mold and serve whatever doesn't have any on it." I thought he was joking, but he was dead serious. I felt horrible serving moldy pies, so after that week, if I saw mold on a pie, I'd switch the sticker from a newer pie, and shove the moldy one in the back. By the time a new shipment came in, the shelf was filled with all moldy pies, so the delivery guy would take those for disposal, leaving all fresh pies. The owners never figured it out and I never had to put moldy pies out for people to eat.

3points

Sweet Taurus 1 year ago

When I was pregnant with my first kid, my BFF's brother worked at a casino restaurant in town. Every Friday night they would have a seafood buffet. My husband and I would go eat every week. I would gorge myself on crab legs. To the point that I would be too embarrassed to get another plate so I would make my husband go for me. I don't think I ever cleaned them out like most of these stories but I sort of related. Oh and he always charged us for a soup and salad buffet price instead of the seafood and we would tip him generously. My favorite night of the week for months. Dave, if you're reading this, thanks again man!!

3points

Benita Valdez 1 year ago

I used to work at a restaurant with a salad bar buffet and it's stuff like this that made most of us employees not get food from it. We would literally just get our salads from the containers in the kitchen; it was rare that one of us would get from the actual salad bar. At the very least, so many serving utensils were dropped on the floor and put back in the food by customers; whenever saw it we would toss the food but who knows what we didn't catch

2points

T J R 1 year ago

Same here. We always served ourselves from the kitchen.

0points

Bluetoyou 1 year ago

Regular restaurant Pappasitos in Austin. I was making my way to the restroom when I saw several kids crowded around the tortilla machine. They were sticking their fingers in each one as it was about to be pressed flat. Parents no where to be seen. Retired teacher. Sternly told them to knock it off and that people don't want to eat what they put their fingers into. Then let the manager know. So gross!

2points

RomanceRadish 1 year ago

This was an appropriate response for the situation - to a normal person. However speaking to anyone's kids in public nowadays could result in being attacked by the parents, so it's risky!

0points

Noname 1 year ago

I don't go to "all you can eat" places because I'm not fond on "buffet" - style eating at all. In France, mostly these places are Chinese foods, which I like, or cafeteria restos like Carrefour, and the French seem to be not as disgusting as Americans when it comes to taking portions, etc., but the quality of food is terrible, even for the price. I'm also allergic to crustaceans, and the few Chinese buffets I've been to have left me sick because they cook everything in the same pans without cleaning. In the USA, my friend was a manager of a Hometown Buffet (previously Old Country Buffet) and he told me all the horror stories you've read above, and even of people who brought plastic bags in their very large purses or backbacks and filled them with food to bring home. It killed him to have to tell the elderly who did this that they couldn't, and he'd have to confiscate the food, but he'd give them vouchers for free visits for the future because he has a kind heart.

2points

Huddo's sister 1 year ago

I agree about the quality of food at all you can eat. Plus, for the most part what I would eat there isn't worth the price. My family used to go to a place that had all you can eat, but after a few times my mum realised it wasn't worth it for us small eaters. They had cafe/bistro style section as well, so we started going there and the food was so much better. Plus, you could still access the kids playground via the bathrooms, so my sister was still entertained.

1point

R Dennis 1 year ago (edited)

I was on a work trip and one of the hotels I was at had a breakfast buffet. I am standing in line with my plate and a guy two people in front of me is running his fingers through the greasiest looking hair I have ever seen. He did this several times. I am pretty grossed out. He the proceeds to pull out a wedgie (I assume) by stick his hand in the back of his jeans and tugging. I skipped breakfast at that hotel

2points

DC 1 year ago

All you can eat, and then banning peolpe for coming in empty and leaving stuffed to the brim doesn't really sit right with me ... I mean, it does invite to do so ... but anyway, never leave without tipping. Even as a student or unemployed in a country that has decent minimum wage in place, I usually did 10 % if nothing was wrong, more if anything was great, and ... less, practically never. I can't afford that equal I can't afford to eat out. End of.

1point

B Jones 1 year ago

Same with casinos. Great at black Jack and always win a lot. Get banned and maybe blacklisted from other locations. The House always wins.

0points

Toothless Feline 1 year ago

These kinds of stories are why I refuse to eat at buffet restaurants anymore. Even the most diligent places can't prevent human garbage from doing vile things to exposed food.

1point

Potato 1 year ago

I swear these places need armed guards at every station.

1point

Catherine Spencer-Mills 1 year ago

Two different restaurants. 1. All you can eat fish Fridays. This couple came in and ate 3-4 plates worth every week. 2. Fanciest restaurant for miles around. In truth, not all that fancy, but I am sure you get it. Had a salad bar buffet. I was a waitress there and I do not recall a specific incident. But I haven't eaten at a buffet since then.

0points

R. H. 1 year ago

I took the ServeSafe food handling classes and got certified in '07. I've been to a public buffet but once since.

0points

Craig Reynolds 1 year ago

After reading all of this, I don't think I could ever go to another buffet unless I got there right at opening time and I'd still be watching the buffet and be unable to enjoy myself.

0points

Lori T Wisconsin 1 year ago

Self serve buffets contain more pathogenic organisms than a toilet seat! I rarely eat food I don't prepare myself, and I'd never touch a buffet. Blechhh!🤮

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David H 1 year ago

9points

MichelleDonut 1 year ago

This is the kind of buffet I would be willing to go to. Safe & clean.

4points

Robert T 1 year ago

6points

Nikki Sevven 1 year ago

Self-serve buffets should be outlawed completely.

5points

Brenda 1 year ago

3points

T J R 1 year ago

3points

Sweet Taurus 1 year ago

3points

Benita Valdez 1 year ago

2points

T J R 1 year ago

Same here. We always served ourselves from the kitchen.

0points

Bluetoyou 1 year ago

2points

RomanceRadish 1 year ago

This was an appropriate response for the situation - to a normal person. However speaking to anyone's kids in public nowadays could result in being attacked by the parents, so it's risky!

0points

Noname 1 year ago

2points

Huddo's sister 1 year ago

1point

R Dennis 1 year ago (edited)

2points

DC 1 year ago

1point

B Jones 1 year ago

Same with casinos. Great at black Jack and always win a lot. Get banned and maybe blacklisted from other locations. The House always wins.

0points