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Flight attendant here. I think everyone should know or at least keep in mind that airline travel is difficult.

You and your fellow passenger can expect to have: Stress, An altered food schedule, Lack of sleep, Swelling, Dehydration, Discomfort, Confusion trying to figure out new things, Social anxiety, Changing ambient pressure, Loud noises, Nausea, Being hot or cold, Boredom.

Please remember your fellow passengers are traveling for various reasons. Hopefully it’s vacation but very frequently I run into people going to funerals, going to get medical treatments and commuting to work away from their families.

Everyone has a different story and many of us are having a rough day onboard we all have the same goal. Get there quickly and safely. Including the staff. Have patience with each other and us.

soggy544 , Gerrie van der Walt Report

Final score:

299points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Thank you for this. :-) This is also true in hospitals. We're not there to give you a spa experience, much as we'd like one, too.

72points

FeelFreeToIgnoreThis , Ed Schipul Report

Former pilot here — turbulence will break your nose or your neck before it knocks the plane out of the sky. Buckle up when the light is on and take comfort in the fact that turbulence hasn’t crashed a plane since the 1970s.

Final score:

294points

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M K Shaw 2 years ago

THANK YOU for that! I'm a nervous flyer, and this is so good to know.

110points

The-Gordon-Project Report

Before being a prick to a flight attendant, keep in mind that their actual job is to save your life in an emergency. If I'm flying and know that there are 2 people who will make it a priority to keep me alive even if I'm unconscious, I'm going to make sure I'm on their good side. Just sayin..

Final score:

264points

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oktopus 2 years ago

"Don't be a prick to anyone you interact with" is a good rule for life, anyway.

175points

I learned that flight attendants don't get paid for the time before and after flights when doing a s**t ton of work to clean up and get people on/off, and frankly, I think that's s**tty. We would never work before clocking in, why is it okay for them?

HairTop23 Report

Final score:

260points

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Robert T 2 years ago

Not true of all airlines. I think I can guess which country this comes from!

71points

No one is physically capable of opening the cabin door while in flight because of the aircraft pressurization. So take comfort in knowing that if a crazy person gets up and starts frantically trying to open the door in the middle of a flight, they're not going to be able to do it at all. You could sit in your seat and watch them work on it for hours and it still won't happen.

EMPulseKC , Mengliu Di Report

Final score:

242points

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

Well that's good to know. Though to be fair I'm going to be off my face on diazepam just giggling at the crazy person

77points

If you checked your Dog there's about a 30% chance it's terrified before it even gets on the plane, who knows how scared it gets during the actual flight. Bag room agents will usually try to comfort a scared animal, but all we can really do is talk to it, so if you write your pet's name on their carrier it usually helps a lot.

I've never seen a cat who was scared in the bag room, cats don't give a f**k.

RabbitMix , Tanya Yule Report

Final score:

209points

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M K Shaw 2 years ago

Cats DO give a f**k, they just don't show it. In the wild, they are predators but also prey, so it's in their best interest to not draw attention and show weakness.

170points

When you are seated, buckle your damn seatbelt. I don’t want you to be paralyzed because we hit turbulence and you smacked your head on the ceiling. So much paperwork.

FatalDeathShart , Gus Ruballo Report

Final score:

198points

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Paddling Panda 2 years ago

It's the paperwork that gets you every time. So just buckle up. People hate paperwork.

67points

When a plane is landing at night, they dim the interior lights incase you need to evacuate upon landing... your eyes are already adjusted to the darkness so you'll be able to see better once outside the plane.

bonestamp , Giuseppe Famiani Report

Final score:

195points

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oktopus 2 years ago

Ryanair would do it anyway to save a couple of cents.

53points

FatalDeathShart , Josue Isai Ramos Figueroa Report

#10

Not every landing is going to be smooth. Sometimes we purposefully land a little firmer. Just know that if it was a rough landing, the other pilot is making fun of the one who made the landing.

Final score:

172points

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Brandon Marlowe 2 years ago

For what reason would you "purposefully land a little firmer"?

20points

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#11

The reason you are supposed to open your life vest outside the aircraft in case of an emergency ditching is so that you don't float upwards while still inside the plane. This will trap you and increase your risk of drowning.

Always open them outside or immediately before you leave the aircraft, should you need to evacuate on water.

Final score:

168points

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 2 years ago

In this situation I don't think I'd be able to think straight.

51points

#12

It is NOT a right. It is a privilege.

Be kind, behave, or be gone.

kejovo Report

Final score:

165points

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Joann Pheasant 2 years ago

Not a right. It's a contract for carriage. You (as a passenger with a paid ticket) are party to a contract as a business invitee. The contract is with conditions, lots and lots of conditions. The contract can be voided at any time by the carrier. They may have other obligations to you as the "business invitee" like possible repayment of your ticket when your ticket is revoked but they don't have to board you and they may deplane you too. Sorry, not a right. Contract law.

41points

#13

We fly with broken s**t on the airplane all the time. We have a list that tells us what can be broken and still be able to fly safely and legally.

FatalDeathShart , Herry Sutanto Report

Final score:

162points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Very true. Also true of cars. It's pretty amazing we get anywhere alive, really.

60points

#14

Both pilots are equally qualified — the captain just has more responsibility and more experience (usually). We trade off who is flying and who is monitoring the radios every other flight (sometimes every two flights).

FatalDeathShart , NeONBRAND Report

Final score:

157points

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Niffler_13 2 years ago

Each airline flies a different type of plane. First Officers must train and become qualified to fly, then typically have to fly with the airline for 2 years, or so many hours. Then they can go through the training to be a Captain.

23points

#15

My husband was a plane mechanic for years and he says that flying is hands down safer than driving.

vyletteriot , Hanson Lu Report

Final score:

148points

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Gregory Gibbs 2 years ago

Trouble is, when two cars collide, it doesn't result in 600 casualties!

43points

#16

Everything is expensive as hell! If you want your flights to be cheaper, take care of the aircraft while flying. The seat is rented by you, NOT owned! Just a simple tray table fix can cost $1000. The airline industry just passes the cost to the customer. Simple computers can cost tens of thousands of dollars. The FAA sticker of approval can triple, quadruple, or exponentially raise costs of things, hence the $6000 coffee maker.

Nutwinder , Kai Pilger Report

Final score:

145points

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Thomas Sweda 2 years ago

Hey, it almost sounds like the government.

28points

#17

A flight attendant told me that in the event of a situation where passengers have to cover their heads you do not 'lock' your fingers overhead but place one hand on top of the other. If something falls on your hand/head, you'll still have one good hand to use.

DeviantOffspring Report

Final score:

142points

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 2 years ago

Make sure your bad hand is on top then.

75points

#18

Not an airline worker, but when I sit down, during the safety lecture, I count the number of rows to an exit. If an evacuation is necessary, it's a good number to know.

PM_ME_YOUR_ATM_PIN , Nan Palmero Report

Final score:

141points

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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

This. I'm also this person. I map my exits and often will volunteer to sit in an exit row.

37points

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#19

Interfering with the air crew is a felony. If you have grievances you can address them with the airline after you disembark.

starfishy , ismail mohamed - SoviLe Report

Final score:

134points

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Random Anon 2 years ago

We should have a brig on planes and a lever to send unruly passengers there.

16points

#20

Bring an unopened bag or box of chocolates for the flight crew, especially on long flights...they'll treat you like a king for the whole flight.

the200sx Report

Final score:

132points

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AnnaBanana 2 years ago

I've always wondered how to approach that. Seems a bit weird to give them something at the beginning of a trip, rather than the end. And if you give them something at the beginning, don't they consider it 'bribery' to get on board perks or something??

29points

#21

There are no parachutes on commercial flights, so please stop asking. If the plane is going down there is nothing you can do but pray and ask forgiveness for your sins.

Estbolbotkzn , Untitled Photo Report

Final score:

130points

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Autumn Artemis 2 years ago

That, and also pray that you die immediately on impact.

53points

#22

The captain has almost limitless authority when the doors are closed. He is allowed to arrest people, write fines, and even take the will of a dying passenger.

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Final score:

130points

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Auntriarch 2 years ago

Can he perform marriages?

80points

Chef Wooly 2 years ago

‘…and by the authority invested in me by the state of…. State of…. Missouri..no Kansas… I somehow pronounce you married … now kiss your bride, sit down, and fasten your seatbelts…’

50points

Stoopham McFernybabes 2 years ago

“He” can also be a she.

9points

Don't Look 2 years ago

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Oopsydaisy 2 years ago

Anyone can make a will. It just has to be witnessed by two people who aren't beneficiaries. So that's not special.

6points

Anthony Roberts 2 years ago

You're not special!

3points

Just saying 2 years ago

Like the captain on a ship.

1point

Sally Appleton 2 years ago

He can also murder everyone on board!

1point

Don't Look 2 years ago

Can but won’t. Won’t get away with it for sure.

0points

Amanda Hunter 2 years ago

Or She.

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Alicia Gee 2 years ago

Or she.

0points

Don't Look 2 years ago

Yup. The PIC is in charge. It’s one of my favorite parts of flying.

0points

Jackson Njache 2 years ago

And conduct weddings

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#23

Don't show up to the airport late, give airport staff and security your bulls**t attitude because you couldn't be bothered to get there on time, and then get all offended when they give you your attitude right back to you. Seriously. F**k off with the entitlement.

Sparkheart_52 Report

Final score:

125points

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He-Matt & the MOTU 2 years ago

I wasn't planning to but thanks for the helpful advice.

22points

#24

As pilots, we are just darn lazy. We focus our attention on finding ways to avoid anything becoming busy, rushed, or any time our capacity might be stretched.

We do everything for a simple life. Sometimes that means using the autopilot as much as we can. Sometimes it means manual flying and looking out the window.

Whilst some of us might secretly relish the opportunity to go off-piste and demonstrate our prowess as great aviators in adverse circumstances, no one wants a sweaty day. The imagery of seasoned sky gods wrestling with the controls are all well and good in the movies, but that’s exactly the sort of stuff we are determined to avoid. In fact, most of us are just plain boring.

Come say hi - either before after. Small kids and big ‘kids’ alike.

Cvrk2 , Rafael Cosquiere Report

Final score:

119points

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Robert T 2 years ago

This may be so, but I want someone at the controls who is prepared to get a bit sweaty when things do go wrong! Like Captain Sully Sullenberger for example.

29points

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#25

Electronics do absolutely nothing to a plane. Your phone or iPad or laptop isn't going to make the plane magically drop out of the sky. It's not going to suddenly make the navigation system go offline. Planes have triple redundancy in EVERY system. Also, all of the sensitive electronics are so heavily shielded against the radiation that the atmosphere produces (which is several factors stronger than your iPhone) so you don't have to worry.

Source: I'm an aerospace engineer and also the a**hole that texts from 35000 feet.

lilitaly51793 Report

Final score:

119points

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Gin. No tonic 2 years ago

But how doest the text reach its recipient? Can a mobile signal reach that high?

20points

#26

Your tastebuds are reduced by 30-60% on flights. So more salt and seasoning are added to the food so it doesn't seem bland. Might also be the reason so many crave tomato juice or bloody mary mix ONLY on planes.

The air in flight is drier than most of the deserts in the world, this impacts the taste of the food as well as your need to hydrate. Make sure you are drinking plenty of water on the long trans-oceanic or even transcontinental flights.

Flight attendant jumpseats are waaaaaay more uncomfortable than anything you are sitting on and are usually right by a stinky lav. So keep that in mind when you complain to a crew member about your seat. Jumpseats are about as comfy as those old plastic fold-up lawn chairs.

Angelsunrise , Toni Osmundson Report

Final score:

111points

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AnnaBanana 2 years ago

I once sat in a jump seat for a five hour flight. I had food poisoning and the poor flight attendants had no choice but to put me in their seats between the two toilets at the back of the plane, with an airsick bag in case the toilets were occupied. Not my most pleasant flight!!

36points

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#27

Alcohol has a greater effect on people at higher altitudes so know your limits and don’t push them. Even if you have had a drink in the airport it can still affect you during the flight. As flight crew, we do not care that it’s your holiday, birthday, stag party, hen party or that you are nervous, if you are drunk and behaving like a prick it will not be tolerated and you can be arrested get a ban from the airline. And because airlines share their ban passenger list you could find yourself banned from a few airlines.

posh-old-bird , Gary Butterfield Report

Final score:

107points

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Tenacious Squirrel 2 years ago

I think they should just stop serving alcohol on flights. Especially non-long haul - you can survive a few hours without alcohol. If you seriously need alcohol to relax you to fly then go to your doctor and get medication or treat your fear of flying another way.

75points

#28

Don’t make jokes about the pilot drinking. “Oh, didn’t I see you at the bar late last night hur hur hur”. We then (for safety and to make sure there is no doubt) will take a BAC test to show we are stone sober. It makes s**t unnecessarily difficult.

FatalDeathShart , KOMUnews Report

Final score:

105points

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fire bug 2 years ago

I'm kinda surprised pilots dont have to do this regardless before every flight. It was on the news this past week that a Pilot was ready to take off but was stopped because he was drunk. I'm sure that is extremely rare but still.

44points

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#29

Almost every commercial flight you ride-on has a dead body on board. Possibly 2 if you're on a wide-body (large) aircraft.

m_cake , Riku Lu Report

Final score:

105points

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Marco Conti 2 years ago

As long as they remain in their container and don't try to eat me, I am fine with it.

118points

#30

My dad's been an airline pilot for almost 20 years, and apparently, planes get struck by lightning all the time. Also if a passenger is causing a scene in the jetway he can refuse to let them on and take off without them.

D_rock95 Report

Final score:

98points

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Robert T 2 years ago

They get struck by lightning more often than you'd think, and as they are essentially one big Farraday cage, it normally has absolutely zero effect. However, I do distrinctly remember the "thunderstorm" that two of my colleagues took off in, which consisted of precisely one flash of lightning and one rumble of thunder (I live close to the airport), which somehow managed to hit their plane shortly after takeoff, brought on a warning light and they had to return to the airport for the plane to be checked before leaving a second time. Lightning can also temporarily blind the pilots.

21points

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Kusotare 2 years ago

The bag that is part of the oxygen mask won't inflate. They tell you that in their spiel. What they don't tell you is what the bag's true function is. That bag is to contain your barf that you might upchuck as a result of nausea caused by the sudden decompression. The same sudden decompression that released the masks in the first place. It keeps the former contents of your stomach from clogging your tube and blocking the flow of sweet, sweet air.

9points

Jo Choto 2 years ago

I fly so, so much. My tips would be, take hand sanitizer and some tissues and clean all the wipeable surfaces before you use them. Sanitize after leaving the toilet. Be really, really polite and appreciative of everything the flight crew do, because believe me, they can choose to be VERY unavailable if they take a dislike to you. Always wear your seat belt the whole flight. Don't wear tight shoes because your extremities swell. Hydrate and don't drink too much.

7points

the annoying theatre kid 2 years ago

one thing i know is that you should always wipe down your tray table cause they don't clean it

7points

Steph 2 years ago

A good advice in general, but not always true. I have worked as a flight operation manager: it much depends on the cleaning staff of each airport, not even the airline itself. And also on how long the plane is „sitting“ until next take-off.

2points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

I have to fly next month and now I want to hide under the bed instead.

6points

Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago

Indeed. Some of these I need to add to my long list of Reasons to Drive Instead.

2points

Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

A secret about flying: This won't. bad-flying...c642f4.jpg

5points

D K 2 years ago (edited)

As a nurse I’ve always wondered: what type of emergency medical equipment is carried on flight? I assume there would be equipment to measure vitals, blood glucose, a stethoscope, but anything beyond that?

2points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago (edited)

I got curious, googled: https://www.ashp.org/news/2015/01/13/know_what_s_in_airplane_s_emergency_medical_kit__two_pharmacists_say?loginreturnUrl=SSOCheckOnly

4points

Nadine 2 years ago

Why does the post office tell me I can't send perfume if it ships by air because the plane might blow up? Really?

1point

Brobro McDuderson 2 years ago

I just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.

1point

Steph 2 years ago

Thank you for all the input in this post! A very much needed one!

1point

arienne libbrecht 2 years ago

I listen to a podcast called Black Box Down that is actually scary, awesome, and informative at the same time.

1point

George Smith 1 month ago

The reason they want you to sit in your assigned seat is not for weight & balance, your personal weight is almost inconsequential in an airliner; it’s to make your remains easier to identify in after-crash investigation. n

0points

George Payne 2 years ago

I always feel great comfort for the little light bulb & the whistle on the buoyancy aid. After I've evacuated from my crashed plane in the middle of the Atlantic, it'll give me something to play with whilst waiting to drown....

0points

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Kusotare 2 years ago

9points

Jo Choto 2 years ago

7points

the annoying theatre kid 2 years ago

one thing i know is that you should always wipe down your tray table cause they don't clean it

7points

Steph 2 years ago

2points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

I have to fly next month and now I want to hide under the bed instead.

6points

Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago

Indeed. Some of these I need to add to my long list of Reasons to Drive Instead.

2points

Bacony Cakes 2 years ago

A secret about flying: This won't. bad-flying...c642f4.jpg

5points

D K 2 years ago (edited)

2points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago (edited)

I got curious, googled: https://www.ashp.org/news/2015/01/13/know_what_s_in_airplane_s_emergency_medical_kit__two_pharmacists_say?loginreturnUrl=SSOCheckOnly

4points