You are not wrong!

Ah, yess... Perspective

Teach it to swim.

sit down

Wtf

It will die when people stop using it

Hell no! I'd be going straight to the police with this one.

Very considerate host to think you might of forgot your own?

I'd be scared something would fall on top of me if I moved about too much - or got out of bed in the dark to go to the bathroom

This person seems proud of being a douche.

And why is captain Jack Sparrow in your shower?? 🦜🏴‍☠️

I too used to build blanket fort to sleep in when I was little.

"Nooo, no mould at all! Ask the mushroom, if you don't believe me."

I do like the sink/loo combination. The water from the sink is used to flush the loo. The rest of the place, don't like it quite so much.

I want to know the science here.

I just don't understand how Airbnb are legal

There's definitely a view of the sea - a very tiny view, more like a glimpse. Look at the left side of the table. Then go up passed the metal balcony railing, and up over the wooden fence. And that's where you will find a slim piece of light blue. That's the view.

I bet this was described as a child's room and they just didn't care because it was cheaper. Those chairs are visibly tiny (if they were full-size chairs, the bed would be about 4 metres long) and the bed even has rails to stop a child rolling out of bed. And now to be funny a large man is breaking a bed meant only to hold the weight of a 5-year-old.

A dirty or closed pool at any place a person stays should result in a discount. Everytime

I think I saw this pic before in an article about real estate listings.

A lot of hotels have the same sort of thing

I want all the gross pics

A weird looking sink does not make it a horrible airbnb.

No.

Who tf wouldn't allow changing a thermostat?!

😡

Oh I like this one!

F###ing gross. Imagine trying to clean it.

"we cant always shoulder the responsibility ...Running a business doesnt operste this way ". They said the quiet part out loud.

An honest mistake, I'm sure :D

Just think of the hidden ones.....

Can't even begin to describe how "tasteful" this is. BTW, the rook close to the camera... is this supposed to be a rock from Afghanistan (reference to the caves OBL used to hide in)?

Nope.

From OP: More on this: So I am on a scholarship in Germany with my SO and we rented a single room with separate bathroom in a flat very close to my Institute. The description indicated that we can use the whole space, especially the kitchen and TV. So the room is, well, agreeable, not the cleanest but we can handle it - but the whole apartament is just a freaking joke. The owner is a stockbroker, seems a little bit off, he sleeps on a couch in the living room. He's German and he was trying to get me into a conversation about German invasion during II WW. We wanted to get a refund but then we realized that it's a waste of time, the procedure is long and we can live through it. But at least I can release my disappointment here.

Greed

Hahahahahahahaaha

Some landlords are really cheap.

Sharp design

Good call.

I wonder if it would stand up in court

It's an extra feature - "bits of wild nature in your bathroom."

And what's behind that mirror

No, why would it? Flooring, especially laminate like that is a sealed thing.

A******s.

White lies pi$$ me off

Ok. That's just serial killer creepy

Gross

won't claim that I never "knocked one out" in the shower but this is ridiculous

C'mon, BP. This is intentionally misleading. According to the original post, OP rented the main, normal sized, house, and this is a children's playhouse that was on the property, and he took the pic for fun.