i am the moron

Twilight Sparkle in S1E1:

If you don't think there are any morons in your circle of friends, then the moron is you.

*laughs nervously without friends*

On my wall is the yellowing frame of a Monty comic strip when Robotman tells him: I’m leaving. As the Buddha once said, “if, as one lives, one does not find a companion who is better or equal, let one pursue the solitary course; there can be no fellowship with the fool.” Thanks Buddha for justifying my choices.

True dat.

Just friendship?

True.

Yep

This one is actually kind of motivational.

That would be an improvement for many.

It knows.

Admittedly, I AM a bunch of meat wrapped in a skin casing...

Because I wasted so much time and money on AI Technology?

Yep

It makes a whole host of people jealous... but who cares so as long as you're happy!

*Smokes in AI*

The feline overlords are the greatest. I wasn't even required to say that. Really. I wasn't. Just ask my owners.

Need a Fifth of whiskey for scale.

But there is want

KITYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY DONT SPOIL THE SURPRISE

Exactly, the moon is closer. It's 384,400 km (238,855 miles) away, compared to the nearest star which is 4.24 light-years away. A light-year is 9.44 trillion km, or 5.88 trillion miles.

Who? Me?!?

This is a weirdcore image and you cannot prove to me otherwise.

The photo😭

Popcorn, chocolate, and 4 hours of random youtube. Got it

No, it's full of shīt.

I'm enormous, but I seriously doubt I can still count as a girl at my age.

I'm sure they are ❤️

I intend to die really old and enjoy the years when I can blurt out anything I want and people will say "Bless her heart, Gammy has finally gone senile".

But I'm doing my part! iykyk

How does it know??!!

If there is no containment (whatever that's supposed to mean) the situation in the picture will be considerably more common.

*Weird screaming intensifies*

Do u own a dating app?

WERE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT