And, we know which tomcat she has been hanging out with.

Omg i love this one XD

That is an awesome power.

hahahaha

Did she bring her vibrator?

The name of the ship

The Grim Reaper has been working overtime.

Is that Helena Bonham Carter? I bet she'd be great as the Krakaren!

That spider is a creeper.

The fear is valid with this one.

oooof. That's going to hurt when she pulls off.

Snatched

Damn

Saul Goodman, (see what I did there?) Warm thoughts should help.

i don't get it. can someone please explain? is she on her period?

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Or it might feel good

WILSOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

OH NO the-funera...759509.jpg

"He was a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.”

Ha ha, he's got his beard in a little roller XD

Carmen Sandiego and Waldo, perfect match :-)

The myth I read was that since Persephone ate part of the pomegranate, she had to live with Hades forever. But, Demeter said no so Zeus compromised and said that Persephone had to live in the Underworld for (about?) 1/3 of the year. That 1/3 of the year would be the season of autumn because Demeter was sad that her daughter wasn't with her (Greece didn't really have winter). There's lots of different versions of the myth, so some would say I am wrong.

poor george banks

Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again.

Thats right girl!

ohhhh

Oedipus, the original motherf*cker

Always upvote Sailor Moon.

loki what have you done

This is not the constellation virgo..

Love the laptop in the giant ziplock bag. Ingenious!

So that's why he turned to stone! He was hard!

oh...so THAT'S where it is!

Of course you are!

Wha-

That's shedding a whole new light on Thanos.

Did Genie come out from the pot or IN the pot? ;)

I could never understand why people send unsolicited d*ck pics... Although what's funnier is that some guys don't even send their own d*ck pics, they look for one online xD

*pain*

???

Yeah, Jake, what the hell?

Fu**ing mosquitoes.

The talking butt plug is freaking him out. LOL

hahaha

Courage! I have shown it for years; think you I shall lose it at the moment when my sufferings are to end? - Marie Antoinette