And how clean the air and water are supposed to be.

This is what I am screamimg

Basic biology and child care.

This is so true.

I don't disagree, but there sure are a lot of young married people in AITA

🎶This is the remix baaabyyyy!🎶

In that case any child of mine were going to be spoiled entitled brats, I believe.

I just started adding a criminal amount of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where am i, rest is a right.

All Shrek wanted was to snack on eye balls and be left alone.

I wouldn't mind getting a Dyson for Christmas.

It worked for me

Who's a good girl? Is it you? Good girl!

Could be

Every. Single. Day 😂

🤣🤣🤣

The accuracy....

My bloke certainly knows how this feels lol

Oh hell no the remote belongs to me now. Will add to my collection of remotes for things I do not have nor will ever.

Truth.

How tiresome.

Selfies weren't life goals either

I know right

Yea, suck it up, internet

Yes.

As soon as I get home from work, I change into my pjs

*hands over soggy slimy bills*

Mine was thinking that someday I'd be able to sleep in anytime I want.

Sorry. Me and my hedgehog troop stole them.

"I'm very passionate about not starving to death"

Don't bother. They will all be managers. And they will all be lying

Maybe it means he killed a Jedi.

Another subject desperately needed in school. Basic working skills, how to search for and apply for a job in our time.

Woah woah woah... why so aggressive

And that's the truth of adulthood!

And a person who has a lot of patience! My last tattoo took nine and a half hours.

Stop measuring success by the number if likes you get

Wow...get that guy a Christmas gift!

*sigh* we all are destined to live miserably, aren't we?

Move your dinner time to, meh, 3 or 4pm.

Stop penalizing kids (and adults) for missing school or work because of illness or family emergency.

Got an email from my kids school about keeping them home when they are sick... the next day I get an email about the importance of not missing school.... hmmm

Please stay home if you're sick...you have sick days...stay home. This is coming from someone who was sick last week because someone was sick and came to work.

Stop giving out perfect attendance awards at school. Those kids who never missed a day in 12 years have been getting everyone in the class sick.

Remember that just because the kid feels better and doesn't have a fever after a dose of Tylenol doesn't mean they are well. The meds will wear off, and in the meantime they're spreading sickness.

Upvote upvote upvote

1000000% true for work too….home sick because people couldn’t keep their germs to themselves

And making ME sick!