Love how the dog is just patiently enduring it

Pon Poko

Awww, just let him in the house already!

You have a friend in me...

"We need to talk"

All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself...anymore

Day tiiiime! Night tiiiime! Day tiiiime! Night tiiiime!

Awww precious little kit

"Draw me like one of your French girls"

Doobie doo bee doo doobie doobie doobie doo

"Take time to smell the roses."

"Hey, are you okay?"

Had a bad dream can we sleep in your bed

Does anyone else want to blow bubbles for a pair of crazy racoons with me?

Watching Game of Thrones makes for strange bedfellows.

why have I never used my belly like this?

Yes, I know a broken bone is not adorable, but sometimes the remedy is!!

"Can I hug you?"

Did you call for an uber?

"WOW...what a night!"

So nice of you to have me over to your lovely home - the sea cottage motif really works in here! nom nom nom...

"Hey...you're too rough.......sorry!"

"98-99-100......Ready or not, here I come!"

The 3 Raccoonerteers

This is THE RACCOON life!

About your cat...

Down in the jungle where nobody knows there's a little raccoon looking for u...

He needs to grow into that snoot of his!

I'm melting!

"Surprise! I was filed under 'R'."

"What?" No bubble bath?"

"Could you cut this up in small pieces? I don't want to make a mess."

He is my squishy and I will call him Squishy.

derp!

Nice sixpack

"Come on, give me a push." "Why, you can crawl through down here."

Perfect for Honda's new ad campaign!

My heart... my poor heart!

This is almost exactly how we ended up raising a baby raccoon for two weeks expect it was raining freezing cold and he was crying loudly till I ran outside and threw a towel around him and brought him in for a feeding while we called wildlife services trying to find out wtf we were supposed to do ,they told us he was too young and would have to be put down we weren't having any of that it took us two weeks and constant feedings but we finally had located the mother and she took him back , he would come back often to visit the house and have snacks .

I wuff u❤

"Cold, cold, cold, , cold"

Neighbourhood watch

I want my mommy❤

Uuuurgh, too much vitamins, way too healthy

"My new mom."

I never new they were so appreciative of flowers. +1 to cute.

Double trouble !

"I'm invisible"

Can I sleep wiff u please?

BELLY FLOP!!!!

"I think I can, I think I can!"

And they said an Apple a day would keep this away🍎

Will you tell me a story now?

Where's my box of chocolates!?

"Who's there?"

Looks like a selfie

Time to get a tan!

"You go to the left and I'll go to the right, then we'll sneak up on him."