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Not everyone is who they seem to be. Someone confident, cunning, and well-versed in psychology has a pretty good chance of successfully impersonating others. And some folks only notice the con only when it’s far too late. That’s where the massively popular ‘Act Like You Belong’ subreddit comes in.

It’s an online community that documents some of the most egregious and hilarious times when people pretended to be someone else, whether to steal, cheat, sneak into a high-profile event, or... just for the heck of it. Scroll down to see why first impressions can sometimes be wrong—even if you spot a uniform and a badge!

#1

Statue Cleaning

Statue Cleaning

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a story of the Berlin Wall, during the Cold War. A man from East Berlin would cross Checkpoint Charlie every day, riding a bicycle and carrying a sack of wheat. Guards would always check the sack and him for contraband, but in nearly 20 years they would find nothing. The situation was so common that eventually the man became friends with the guards, especially one particular guy. After the Wall fell, both men stayed friends and in touch. Once in a bar, the guard finally asked the man: "Listen, we knew that you were a smuggler, but we could never prove it. Please tell me, after all these years, what is it that you smuggled?" Withouth battling an eyelid, the other man answered: "Bicycles. I smuggled bicycles."

Binky Melnik
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks so much for posting this! It’s funny how we only see what we want and expect to see, while other things are invisible. I'm imagining some of those bikes were pink with butterfly and unicorn stickers, but the guards paid no mind to them!

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Amskri
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is true, I admire the person for their long-term planning!

Rabbi In The House
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this is right out of Otrop (Pranksters vs. Autocrats). Cool.

StarlightPanda!
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vandalizing any property is just wrong, no matter how much it may be offensive to someone.

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    #2

    The Illusionist

    The Illusionist

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the single person is not smart, they can at least understand reason. Mobs (physical or online do not).

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had sneaked out, to not get arrested? Or was never in there to start with?

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ever had a gun ? He is still considered to barricade himself if he was not at home ? I have so many questions.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “So how long do you think I can make it In there?”

    Joshua
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao… Not sure why you were downvoted. Here, have my upvote. 😂

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    CryingChildKinnie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd they end up realizing it was him anyway?

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they have a picture of him in the precinct, and someone might've *finally* recognized him. That's my guess.

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    Androgyny Lunacy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am confused. This isn't funny. What is this?

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    #3

    To Be Flamingo

    To Be Flamingo

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable! That short flamingo is awesome.

    Thomas Klobucnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Webbed feet, check. Standing on one leg, check. That, my friends, is definitely a flamingo....

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is do the flamingos think he is a flamingo

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just has short legs.

    Ballet Nerd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't discriminate every one can be who they want to be

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    “Swindling is really acting, and you play a character who will help you appear legitimate, confident, and successful… even when you are not,” one former con artist told Reader’s Digest.

    A lot of con artists rely on the so-called halo effect to reach their nefarious goals. To put it simply, the halo effect means that our overall impression of an individual heavily impacts what we think about their character. So somebody who is beautiful, kind, or social can be seen as good, likable, and intelligent… even if they aren’t. A person who’s out to trick and cheat their way through society can use this to their advantage.

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    #4

    Dedicated “Employee”

    Dedicated “Employee”

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment below this is hysterical! 😂

    Dustin Alcaraz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you meant Literally below your comment..

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    Lavender Myst
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that i'm kinda hoping he got away with it?

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the Home Depot where I used to live? You can walk all 16 aisles and not find a single employee to help you find an item.

    Joshua
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lived at Home Depot? If you got a job there they’d pay you to live there. 👍😉

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for hilariously accurate second comment.

    JOHN DOE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice the stores pushing self checkout are the same one with theft problems?

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend that worked at Wal-Mart, loss control. The STUPIDIST thing she ever told me is someone stole 1 of a 24 pack of a**l suppositories. SERIOUSLY...If you're gonna die on that hill and get arrested...wouldn't it be for more than a buck fifty, and have your name in the paper and exactly WHAT you were arrested for?

    Steve Kenney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theft isn't funny, this guy needs to spend some time in jail.

    Cindy Brick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and he acted like he knew what he was doing!

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    #5

    Guerrilla Street Safety

    Guerrilla Street Safety

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    Lavender Myst
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly made the street safer as people need to slow down and watch for crossers now. .....edited: for typos

    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't need to add typos, we understood you the first time

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    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over here, this year some local folks asked the city council if they could "reinforce" a crosswalk with a pedestrian traffic light, cause there are a lot of school children and it's a road that leads out of the town/quarter to open field, so people tend to speed up. Town council checked their plea, but not only did they deny it, but also stated that the crosswalk at that place was against the law so it was removed. FÚCK bureaucracy working against the need of the people whom it should help.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need to take the bull by the horns.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Greece drivers don't stop in zebra crossings 😕

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be afraid to cross a zebra. I hear they often have bad attitudes.

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    matthew sawin
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    2 years ago

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    Maybe then you should walk to the actual crosswalk instead of committing crimes for your laziness

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    #6

    The Shame

    The Shame

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    80 Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally fair misunderstanding.

    mammaM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mamma of 3, I would of given that sweet child my icy if I had too.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she didn't do this as a 30 year old.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is as old as the internet itself. 🙄

    imontape
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not the original poster.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwh, poor you. Regardless, the lady should've given you an ice cream.

    Some Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d still be like, uh, I was promised ice cream. Don’t deny me this.

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    Your physical appearance is a core part of the halo effect and looking the part has a massive on how people perceive you. Someone who is well-groomed, stylishly dressed (or dressed to suit the part they’re playing), and moves and talks with deep confidence is going to give off the impression that they’re (more) reliable.

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    Building a false sense of trust is essential for con artists. Without it, they have nothing.

    #7

    It Would Probably Work Too

    It Would Probably Work Too

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really smart to show his face

    Szzone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's obviously not a real undercover agent, just average police officer. I don't think anything is at stake by posting this picture.

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely not a cop.

    Sonja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just some cool dude, rockin’ it at the festival.

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a police officer and him and a group of others were policing a large event. They were undercover and had to report anyone looking dodgy. Almost every single person reported was one of the undercover cops on their team!

    CryingChildKinnie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell that is definitely not a cop.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in college the Kroger's grocery stored hired an off-duty cop to act as a plain clothes store detective. The cop was also a customer there, shopping several times a week - in full uniform.

    kenzieve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but the person/figure behind that cop on the truckbed is freaking me out

    SuperChicken
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    2 years ago

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    SarBow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can usually tell who is a cop at events, even when they're not in uniform.

    mikejaz2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said cops were smart.

    OneHappyPuppy
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    2 years ago

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    Oh come on it's a joke... I hope...

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    #8

    Slpt: How To Become A Millionaire

    Slpt: How To Become A Millionaire

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    PFD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, not exactly "made up random bills" but an organised fraud involving phishing, identity theft, fake companies set up in the name of real ones etc. The extent of his personal involvement is unclear: he claimed he was only a minor player in the fraud ring, the US prosecutors said he was ringleader. But either way it wasn't some fun Robin Hood thing, just regular crime. And almost all the money was quickly recovered, so it wasn't even very successful. https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/lithuanian-man-sentenced-5-years-prison-theft-over-120-million-fraudulent-business

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was successful we wouldn't have heard about it.

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    Eric Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Tom Hanks and Leonardo Dicaprio combined

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eventhough it's nothing but theft, it's brilliant. When I was a boy of about 10, just after Beatrix's coronation, there was an advertisement in the newspaper stating that people could buy a souvenir of our then queen, for 10 guilders (old Dutch currency; about $6 now). When they ordered it, they were sent a penny with her image, with a hole drilled through it and cheap rope through it. It wasn't illegal though, and the man who's idea it was, made thousands of guilders profit.

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he stole maybe $5 million max, he might have gotten away with it, and had enough to have a comfortable life.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The usual anti-capitalist 2 watt... Men those people are ignorant to the point it's almost impossible to be this stupid...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this part of the light bulb scam? If not - similar. Back in the 90s there were scammers sending bills for light bulbs to companies. It was back when fluorescent tubes were more common and those get replaced more often, so many times larger companies would just assume it was legit and pay the bill. My friend got such a bill once but it was obvious because because she was a one man company with an office in her home.

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elderly mother once fell for a scam like this. She just paid a random invoice that came in the mail.

    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just being a good bill paying women. People are c**p. I hope she's well.

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    Brian Savage
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's funny when people bash capitalism on their smartphones, tablets, and computers. If you really hate capitalism, why are you supporting it?

    Cip IESAN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalists are not scumbags, but the source for progress. Socialists and communists are...

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    #9

    Woman Pretends To Be An Extra For The Matrix 4 Filming (Comment On Trailer)

    Woman Pretends To Be An Extra For The Matrix 4 Filming (Comment On Trailer)

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    Sam Juan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone created, then fixed, the glitch in the Matrix.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have anyone confirmed that she is in the movie?

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    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she was an extra extra.

    ProgHead777
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong, but I think it's pretty easy to get a job as an extra. So it sounds like this person is bragging about doing a job for free that they could have gotten paid for. 🤔

    MMcD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it’s very easy. In the 90’s and Oughts I had jobs as an extra. It’s a lot of down time. Basically I was paid to read books :). Anyhow people would accidentally follow a group, get on an El that only went forth and back, etc. No doubt this woman got bored of standing around and left!

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    Mikey Kliss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably could have been a real extra for less effort and got paid for it

    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can she post that, and not say if she saw herself in the film?

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she get lost in the backrooms?

    Jcusack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story's fake! No one likes San Francisco!! /s

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did she see herself in the movie?

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years later you are not missing anything in San Fransisco, I hear it has gone down hill.

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    The tagline of the r/ActLikeYouBelong subreddit is that “there is no need for clearance when you have confidence!” And, generally, this speaks volumes about how real life works.

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    First impressions certainly do matter. So when we see someone striding with charisma, possibly with a wide smile or looking super serious, we tend to assume that they belong wherever we are, too.

    #10

    Slpt: Pretend Everyday Is Your First Day

    Slpt: Pretend Everyday Is Your First Day

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute legend!

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that for the 20years I worked retail. Got busted by a regular once while working the register. I just told her it it was my first day on the registers...

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once when my till and everything messed up. The customer got a bit miffed and I told her in a very apologetic tone that it was my first day (I'd been in that job for at least 5 years already, but it was a theme park so no returning customers). She was much more understanding. And my boss just about pissed her pants.

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At hotels my husbamd still says we're on our honeymoon. We've been married 20 years

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately it never works in smaller towns

    Anxious Aardvark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remote support. One colleague was prone to giving answers in a hesitant tone. Generally they were correct, but a few were sometimes inexplicably bad. When that happened, and if the customer got irate, and demanded their name, they'd say their name was "Alice." Then one day, a new employee named Alice started....

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this all the time and I got in trouble for it eventually. I worked at Kmart in USA early 00s at the time. I was also the one who got on the PA speaker and said, "Attention all Kmart employees. If you have snacks please proceed to the break room." I was starving. They loved me. I was very efficient 99% of the time and to this day, hail it as one of the funnest jobs I ever had. Edtd:spelling

    Microwaved Robot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my staff an 'In Training' badge and told them to wear it as long as they wanted. They were embarrassed, at first, but when they saw how others were treated and how they were being forgiven all errors, they wore that thing with Pride!

    Annie Persson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say "I am new here", which had the benefit of being true, or at least a bit more true than "it is my first day". Also, in case the customer had already seen me working there yesterday or last month pr whatever

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    #11

    An Identity Thief Stole The Identity Of A Surgeon And While Aboard A Navy Destroyer Was Tasked With Performing Several Life Saving Surgeries

    An Identity Thief Stole The Identity Of A Surgeon And While Aboard A Navy Destroyer Was Tasked With Performing Several Life Saving Surgeries

    He proceeded to memorize a medical textbook just before hand and all the patients survived.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name was Ferdinand Waldo Demara, and not ony did he impersonate a navy surgeon and successfully operated on a wounded serviceman from a bullet near the heart. He also impersonated an assistant prison warden and created several reforms that greatly benefited the behavior of convicts. His job at the prison was so impressive that the warden immediatley said that he would rehire Demara if he applied again under his own name. After being caught, he impersonated a monk, founded a chartered college and when questioned about forged checks he faked suicide to get another identity. Then he impersonated a doctor of applied psychology, taught several years at a university and published a booklet on parenting. Later, when impersonating the navy surgeon, his story became so notorious that the authorities discovered him while investigating to give a commendation for heroism. Before that, he had also impersonated a hospital orderly, a civil engineer and a lawyer. When asked for his motivation, he said "Rascality, pure rascality".

    David Paterson
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Freddy Brant. A seven year prison stint in 1949 for bank robbery led to him getting interested in medicine. He practiced medicine without a license until 1966 when one of his medical suppliers suddenly noticed that they had two Dr Reid L. Browns on their books. His patients loved him, and gave such glowing testimonials in court that he couldn't be punished.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when imposters are actually chaotically good in the long run.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a colorful, exciting and dangerous life. Didn't Tony Curtis make a movie of him, The Great Impostor?

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tony Curtis made a movie about him.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this guy: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67115879

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds harder than doing any of these jobs the straight way. He was wasted on us

    matthew sawin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than what happens in medical schools nowadays.

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    #12

    Rockstar

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    80 Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he fell on really tough times.

    Nope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, he looks like really rough times fell on him, got up & fell on him a few more times for good measure.

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    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, kids, this one ain't true. It's from a satire Facebook Page. Fooled the Today Show though! https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/the-today-show-fell-for-a-hoax-that-an-ed-sheeran-impersonator-was-on-the-run-oh-noooo/

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found the Today Show video too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBAUWo74yDE

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    Enlee Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you order Ed Sheeran from Wish.

    Tillman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ed Sheeran from make a wish. Dude looks like a cancer patient.

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    PFD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when stories that seem too good to be true do indeed turn out not to be true.

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did they post this as a joke but they were really looking for him? I think it’s in really poor taste if so.

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    Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of pity him, he looks like he has had a hard time

    Vvee Work
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like tough times fell really hard on him,not the other way

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Ronnie could perform The Shape Of You well enough that people still thought he was Ed Sheeran I say he deserved that 35 dollars and a sandwich.

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    Many of us simply don’t consider that someone might be impersonating another person or worker. We meet so many strangers every single day at work, in cafes, and on the streets.

    It would be absolutely exhausting to consider whether everyone is pretending or has ulterior motives. If you’re constantly worrying that someone’s out to get you or con you, you probably won’t get anything done all day.

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    #13

    Atta, Boy!

    Atta, Boy!

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    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so when my kid was about seven years old she tried to flirt with a teenaged boy by telling him she was actually an eighteen year old dwarf Luckyly her trick didn't work.

    The Mediterranean Fruit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly curious, is it polite to call them dwarfs? I thought the polite term was "little person".

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    Anxious Aardvark
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of an opposite story. First time in Florida, we had a rental cottage. It was quiet & peaceful. Until the police showed up at the cottage next door. They were a family of five, and while the rest of the family went swimming the son stayed behind. After a while he picked up the car keys and went to get a couple of six packs and snacks. Got pulled over just before the turnoff to the cottages. He was thirteen. I was fifteen and just amazed he had the nerve to do this, and almost got away with it.

    Ballet Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is 10 and knows how to drive???

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I lived on a farm and was able to drive a tractor when I was 8 years old.

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    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also brought his sister along...who was 18 months old.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am temped to make snark comment about how "licence" is spelled incorrectly so a UK person can feel smug as they educate me. /S

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he deserves to drive just for the sheer gall of doing that.

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    #14

    Panda Caretakers In China

    Panda Caretakers In China

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real panda looks absolutely terrified. I don’t think the costumes are working.

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. You're not wrong. But they kinda always look like that...

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    Josephine Blogs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, it's just a photo of three pandas. Where are the caretakers?

    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The costume in the middle is so fake-looking

    Skid Marks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok......but.....aren't we the REAL panda caretakers?

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Chinese take the long game. Populations of pandas started falling and they couldn't figure out how to breed them. So they lent out breeding pairs to governments around the world. The US government alone spent millions on research for our pair at the National zoo. Breakthroughs from around the world helped solve the breeding problem sufficiently to bring them back from endangered to threatened. So China has recalled all of their loaned pandas back home now that the world solved the problem.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby looks suspicious.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda in the middle looks a tad suspicious.

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    #15

    Someone Pretended To Be Tom Cruise In A Small Chicken Shop In North Eastern Thailand And Is Remembered There Forever

    Someone Pretended To Be Tom Cruise In A Small Chicken Shop In North Eastern Thailand And Is Remembered There Forever

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    Hydro Keychain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In reality, the Thai chicken guy would be towering over the real Tom Cruise.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, he probably didn't actually need to pretend. I've heard stories, where foreigners visit asian countries and locals want photos because they look white. He may have given up trying to explain and just accepted his fate. (Ps. google 'obama chicken in china' for another example famous people being used for weird branding)

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be his name is actually Tom Cruise, too. He just isn't the REAL one ;)

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I visit my husband’s homeland, I’m “Jodie Foster”. I didn’t ask for this.

    IMHO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to be Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise impersonates Tom Cruise

    Nope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is actually a little darker than meets the eye...it is still an imposter story but the meat on the sticks was thought to be Tom Cruise

    J B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude's driver's license could definitely say Tom Cruise, we don't know...

    Jeffrey Kusch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I am Richard Gere and on my way there...

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We moved to Oregon for a short period and my brother told girls we were related to Don Sutton the baseball player and they all believed him, because that is our last name. I didnt know about the lie until it was too late.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on left looks exactly like Tom Cruise

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    It’s not like most of us are top-tier body language experts. While most of us can pick up on some overt clues that someone might not be telling the truth, if someone’s an experienced liar, they’ll be able to hide some of their red flags.

    On top of that, when we see a person in a uniform, with a badge, handling a clipboard, we assume that they’re someone of some importance. Why would we not, unless they’re sweating profusely, tripping over themselves, and acting incredibly shifty? 

    #16

    Look Busy And Leave

    Look Busy And Leave

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call these people "chair heaters". how can you get a job without having to do a job ?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they do the daily quota? Or just s****y employer, or just skitty person. Also have you seen 'Office space'?

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    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This probably worked only a handful of times. His update would say "today I was fired".

    Robyn H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if that person continues to work from home I'm cool with that, if they just slack off they should be fired. It's their team that had to pick up the slack.

    JOHN DOE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the winter leave your jacket in your car. I also set my office radio to shut off at 5 because when it's on people think I'm there but in a meeting.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the coat in midwinter?

    Heather Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Amazon workers have to pee in bottles because their productivity constantly monitored

    DrKimball
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at one of those "non profit" online "universities" as an "academic advisor" (a fancy title for "sales person"). The WORST job I've ever had. I started doing exactly this 6 months in and lasted another 18 months before I found a MUCH better job. For 18 months I strategically worked about 10 hours a week max. My job always got done, I never complained, called in sick, or received poor performance reviews so it worked! After I quit, the cut about 7 positions, I think they realized how unnecessary and redundant we all were....the "university" is in Nebraska near an air force base. If you go there DROP OUT you are wasting your money

    JOHN DOE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of dirt get thrown at someone for gaming a system that is rigged against them.

    Joshua
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you don't have to clock in and out of work? Or, well, I assume you can do that on the laptop?

    E.V.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salaried people normally don't clock in and out.

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    #17

    The King Of Acting Like You Belong

    The King Of Acting Like You Belong

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By far the weirdest James Bond movie this side of Casino Royale. The original with Peter Sellers and David Niven not the new one. In Her Majesty's Secret Service, Bond is MARRIED! Only time ever on film.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that Bond movie. I can well believe that Lazenby never had a day of acting experience in his life.

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    Fred L.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how acting works. You haven't acted and then you do. Not the first model to get a movie job for looks either.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst James Bond actor ever, indeed.

    Clarissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some chin you have there, sir.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cleft chin as do all my children. It gets you into some clubs 😉

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Played Bond only once, so we could never really get a feel for him. Timothy Dalton at least had two movies...and he was pretty decent.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty impressive considering he was an auto mechanic, car salesman, and model prior to playing Bond. His acting career lasted from 1969-2021. Many people hated OHMSS because they thought no one could replace Connery.

    GlitterPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily the worst Bond... and now I know why he was only in the one Bond movie!

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even a recognizable Bond name lol

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is married in one of the books. Can't remember which one.

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    #18

    This Is FBI Agent Robert Hanssen

    This Is FBI Agent Robert Hanssen

    He was tasked to find a mole within the FBI after the FBI's moles in the KGB were caught. Robert Hanssen was the mole and had been working with the KGB since 1979.

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face looks like he’s saying, “I can’t believe I’m getting away with this.”

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good story about him in Simon Whistlers YouTube channel. He was a scumbag, in it for cash

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He died on June 5th, 2023, while serving 15 life sentences at the ADX Florence in Colorado. I am not sure that qualifies as "cheating the system..."

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're curious, he was an active KGB agent from 1981 until there was no more USSR in 1991.

    Rabbi In The House
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was sentenced to fifteen life terms without the possibility of parole, and was incarcerated at ADX Florence until his death in 2023. (Wiki)

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they try to tell you Russia never tried to influence US elections...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could always say "The mole?. I'm convinced I'm getting very close to him."

    Actively Lazy Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just smile and wave boys.....smile and wave" 🐧🐧🐧

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many lives lost because of him. People who were helping the US.

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a good movie about him with Chris Cooper and Ryan Phillipe. It's called Breach.

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    The r/ActLikeYouBelong online community has its roots in early 2015. In the years since being founded, the subreddit has grown to have 647k members. The popularity of the group mostly has to do with how incredibly unbelievable most of the stories they post about sound.

    And yet, real life is often stranger than fiction. Cons, fraud, and lies—they’re an inseparable part of life. Unfortunately.

    #19

    When The Doctors Came To Check, Shi Pei Pu Would Tuck His Genitals Inside His Body To Fool Them

    When The Doctors Came To Check, Shi Pei Pu Would Tuck His Genitals Inside His Body To Fool Them

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the Wikipedia article to get answers, and now I only have more questions.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the one about the diplomat, Boursicot. Questions remain.

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does one manage to tuck their genitals *inside* their body? 😳

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still happening nowadays. Do you really want details?

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one reason why sex ed is important

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I consider almost impossible stealing some intelligence from such French diplomat.

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and shi was interviewed by Barbara Walters but would only answer in opera

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how casually the "purchased a child" line is thrown in there.

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    #20

    Trying To Blend In

    Trying To Blend In

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    Viktoria Tatarek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John French? He must be French for sure. Whats the point of this post?

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: John French hated the French.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the context of this post? Who are these names?

    Geth Platform
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the main generals (Triple Entente side) during the first battle of the Marne in 1914. Which is one of the most violent and awful battles of WW1 (which means a lot).

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know John French. Possibly not the same one though as he is from USA /s

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    #21

    Because There’s No Actual Laws About What A Press Badge Is, I Use This Spider-Man 2002 Promo Badge To Gain Access To Shoot Pics

    Because There’s No Actual Laws About What A Press Badge Is, I Use This Spider-Man 2002 Promo Badge To Gain Access To Shoot Pics

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one of the Three Stooges movies. They nick the labels off fixtures and flash them as credentials when challenged. Moe: "Press!" Larry "Press!" Curly: "Pull!"

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story. The entire time I worked in newspapers, my "press badge" was just something I made myself on the newsroom printer and then laminated.

    Silre (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy in college who used his student press badge to get back stage at concerts.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may not be laws about what press pass is, but there are definitely laws about what criminal impersonation is. Pretending to be somebody with a legitimate press pass in order to gain unauthorized access is pretty much a textbook example.

    Bifteki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And probably selling the pictures I presume? Disrespectful. Towards victims and society. Journalists are an important part of democracy and we should be able to trust them.

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    The moderators running the subreddit have some strict rules that everyone needs to follow. Despite the fact that the group is all about people pretending like they belong somewhere where they don’t, nobody should be impersonating the mods themselves. This is very frowned upon.

    Moreover, the members of r/ActLikeYouBelong are asked to be very careful about posting any identifying information about themselves or other people. And remember to flair your post! If you don’t, it might end up getting removed.

    #22

    This Is Dion Rich The World's Greatest Gate Crasher. He Snuck Into 35 Super Bowls, The World Series, The Oscars, The Olympics And More

    This Is Dion Rich The World's Greatest Gate Crasher. He Snuck Into 35 Super Bowls, The World Series, The Oscars, The Olympics And More

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    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one cares 3 people are wearing the exact same hat?

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it was a "Wear Matching Hats, Get A Free Pretzel" day at Petco Park...

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King Charles has the money to pay admission. 😂

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he did not have ill intent

    ScootyPuffJr
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that he gets ignored like most older people in our society. Reminds me of the older woman who got on several international flights without a boarding pass. You hit a certain age, and you're basically invisible. Ageism sucks but I am definitely planning to take advantage of being unseen in the future.

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    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dion hooked my husband up with reduced tickets for everything - even golf. I was a bit concerned about it being shady (yes, there's mafia in San Diego) but everything he got was accepted at events. Still don't know how Dion did it!

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just taking out the trash and cleaning the porta-johns!"

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    #23

    Student Had Been Lecturing At A University

    Student Had Been Lecturing At A University

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'Remain vigilant' at the end got me. It's like Alastor Moody is the head of school

    The Bearded Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “CONSTANT VIGILANCE!” he roared, and everyone jumped. Haha, any time I see the word ‘vigilance’ anywhere, I always think about that.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are the classes any good?

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but how did the students do?

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we had a guy in final year med who after introducing himself as a final year student was invited to assist surgeons as part of his surgical rotation. After 2 years one of the surgeons asked him "are you still here, haven't you graduated yet?", that's when things got complicated

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately by the time they caught him he'd managed to get tenure and there was nothing they could do about it.

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great -- tell you someone's doing it, then don't include a photo or name. Smart.

    matthew sawin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are still probably smarter and better than the so-called professors

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I was mistaken for an attorney when I accompanied a friend to court. I never claimed to be one, and I wasn't intentionally impersonating one, but my friend walked out a free woman.

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    #24

    Act Like A Florida Man

    Act Like A Florida Man

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a woman's long scarf or shawl, especially of fur or similar material, worn loosely over the shoulders.

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    Kristine Wagner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the Cambridge Dictionary: in the US it is - past simple of steal. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/stole

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As we learned our English irregular verbs in school "to steal, stole, stolen"

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how much money walmart steals from its employees in wage theft every day, that 2k is nothing.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought cashiers need a key to start a cash register.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they keep telling us that nobody wants to work!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bizarre enough for a native. He must have just moved here.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photo suggests he didn't keep all the cash. /s

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    Reader’s Digest points out that con artists tend to target the most vulnerable people. It does not mean that you’re dumb, simply that you’re down on your luck. For instance, someone who’s dealing with a hard situation at work or in their personal lives is ripe for being taken advantage of.

    The more emotionally and financially vulnerable someone is, the more naive and trusting they are, the more they’ll appeal to fraudsters hoping to earn a quick buck.

    #25

    29-Year-Old Scientist Enrolled In High School And Pretended To Be A Teenager Because She Was Lonely And “Wanted To Return To A Place Of Safety”

    29-Year-Old Scientist Enrolled In High School And Pretended To Be A Teenager Because She Was Lonely And “Wanted To Return To A Place Of Safety”

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like legit mental health concerns

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or preparing for a random Hollywood high school movie,by doing method acting? (Hope she got the help she needed)

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing, to be that desperate.

    Nahkaparturi X
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made me sad more than amused

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She thought a high school was a "place of safety"?

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school was not a place of safety. The first day of 7th grade I had a switchblade pulled on me in the boy's bathroom. Needless to say, I never peed in that school ever again.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone pulled a knife on me, I would have peed immediately, bathroom or no.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We discovered that a 16 year old student at our high school was actually a 25 year old con artist.

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... Except the huge gap in cognitive maturity. 😬

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    Kiaya Thompson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most unbelievable part for me is that she considered high school a safe place.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a teenager was never "A Place Of Safety".

    MusicalNerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is high school a place of safety, though?

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    #26

    Man Convinces Convenience Store Clerk He's There To Take Over

    Man Convinces Convenience Store Clerk He's There To Take Over

    Felonious_Slug Report

    #27

    How To Hack A Bus Stop Advertising Space

    How To Hack A Bus Stop Advertising Space

    son_bakazaru Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skills. How kind of them to leave a how-to guide, #Adhack manifesto

    A Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety First!! Lolling at the hi vis vest

    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah… that’s so no one asks questions. no one thinks twice if you’re in hi vis

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    Queeny123
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    check him out on Instagram @subvertiser this has been up for years in Shoreditch in London DSC_0905-6...b4fdc5.jpg DSC_0905-657247db4fdc5.jpg

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone hacked it to leave this how-to poster

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U can use a Popsicle stick 𓋛 to jack a parking meter. allegedly

    Con artists try to get you talking as much as possible to weasel out important information. They can then use it to deepen their connection with you. Others copy your body language to create a sense that there’s a bond between you. Hustlers also refer to you by name and can even pretend to know you.

    The general rule of thumb is that if someone offers you a deal that you feel is too good to be true, it probably is. Trust your gut, don't get greedy.

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    #28

    A Bridge Too Far

    A Bridge Too Far

    hydrogen_alpha Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it has to be in Bihar. No other place is as crazy as north India

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh... something like that happened in Czech republic some 20, maybe 25 years ago. Group of guys stole a train bridge over night and sold it as scrap metal in multiple scrapyards before it was even reported to police.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also shows that with the right equipment, yellow hazard vest, and hardhats. You can get away with more than you think!

    El Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Buzz Into Bihar' IYKYK..

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think any of us would question city workers or utility/construction workers - Yo, you guys legit or is this a scam?

    GlitterPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a heist pulled of by Carmen Sandiego's crew!

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I have a drop dead gorgeous moment when I read, sold for scraps lol?

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    #29

    Mexican Man Tries To Illegally Enter The Us By Disguising Himself As A Car Seat

    Mexican Man Tries To Illegally Enter The Us By Disguising Himself As A Car Seat

    bats000 Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he would have succeeded, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

    Apostolis Kourtis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact KITT's self driving was a man dressed as a car seat

    A Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be way higher, upvoting for the hysterical picture that gave me a laugh this far down the list

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a potty under his seat because if so, that rather $#!TTY

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you maybe show us a photo of the man?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they punish him? Did they give him the chair?

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    #30

    A True Wikipedia Scholar

    A True Wikipedia Scholar

    ylno83 , x.com Report

    Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's currently what Russia are doing themselves now.

    crocoduck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1984 is proving itself more of a prophecy every day.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have been told there are spcialized sites for fan fiction ;)

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her articles were probably more accurate than Russia's history books.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Allegedly fabricated". In one case the author was claimed to have misunderstood a geology reference. In another, the author allegedly didn't have access to the report that was quoted on the article. At worst, the author made some mistakes. The wholesale destruction of 206 Wikipedia articles is typical of the gatekeepers on Wikipedia, and typical of the Chinese government.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't all history imagined? If the victors are the usual authors, then at the very least, all the history we read is biased.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Scotland have the same issue with a teenager?

    Have you ever caught anyone pretending to be someone else, dear Pandas? Have you ever been targetted by swindlers, con artists, or scammers? Which of the posts, as featured on r/ActLikeYouBelong, did you find the most amusing? We’d love to hear from you, so feel free to scroll down to the comment section to share your thoughts. And remember… just because someone’s supremely confident doesn’t always mean they’re fully trustworthy.

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    #31

    That Time A Random Dude Became A Tsar Of Montenegro

    That Time A Random Dude Became A Tsar Of Montenegro

    Chief_Nub_Nub99 Report

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else read the name as Saucepan or just me?

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣It's hard I know. Try Sh-ci[as in "ciao"]-e-pan.

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    the dancing demon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the punctuation guide does not help in the slightest

    #32

    Spotted In The UK

    Spotted In The UK

    jasilucy Report

    TopCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue lights on the roof would have been illegal in the UK hence the amber ones.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were 6 in total and they were used for a movie

    Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen Philadelphia police cars and yellow cabs here in the UK when they were filming a movie (World War Z.)

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99th is a fictional precinct for the show Brooklyn 99

    michael reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen an NYPD van where I live - North Yorkshire Painters and Decorators

    Shoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a movie prop that a UK based Youtuber rented out.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered why I got a ticket for parking on Picadilly when I was in Washington Heights

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    #33

    College Student

    College Student

    FiggyPoofin Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think if you were squatting in a college dorm you'd try to keep a low profile.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a similar story: Larry Ray, or Lawrence Grecco as authorities identified him, received a 60-year prison sentence last month for brainwashing, abusing, sex trafficking and forcing a group of students from Sarah Lawrence College into manual labor. https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2023/02/13/stolen-youth-sarah-lawrence-cult

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Her Shoes has a plotline like this. The book, I think they may have left it out of the movie.

    EzDawg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, the reason he's so tall is just a growth spurt...

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been 6'1" since I was 11 years old. Not a very well thought out argument there, slick.

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    #34

    Guy Got A Job At A Food Kiosk And Ran Off To Watch The Football Match Where The Kiosk Was. Legend!

    Guy Got A Job At A Food Kiosk And Ran Off To Watch The Football Match Where The Kiosk Was. Legend!

    McOnePot , x.com Report

    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor people at the kiosk. That's not a nice move.

    Casey Horn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe if the job paid serious money, people would take the job seriously…

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    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people defend scammers?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not "legend". Just a dishonest s**t.

    Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda nearly did something similar. I was delivering food to a stadium the day before a concert was playing there that I already had a ticket for. Security gave me a pass to access all areas of the stadium to the crew. Really wanted to keep it for the concert the next day to meet the band!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just order a new pizza 🤔 "got a order for [insert]" 😏

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    Ann Si
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what's going on there

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    #35

    Seats In A Swedish Train

    Seats In A Swedish Train

    zhaocaimao Report

    Ubedhheij
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adults over there and-and children right here.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to do your homework immediately when you sit here?