I want to watch this movie!

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black.

What Duck?

The comment below this is hysterical! 😂

Prolly made the street safer as people need to slow down and watch for crossers now. .....edited: for typos

Totally fair misunderstanding.

Really smart to show his face

So, not exactly "made up random bills" but an organised fraud involving phishing, identity theft, fake companies set up in the name of real ones etc. The extent of his personal involvement is unclear: he claimed he was only a minor player in the fraud ring, the US prosecutors said he was ringleader. But either way it wasn't some fun Robin Hood thing, just regular crime. And almost all the money was quickly recovered, so it wasn't even very successful. https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/lithuanian-man-sentenced-5-years-prison-theft-over-120-million-fraudulent-business

Someone created, then fixed, the glitch in the Matrix.

Absolute legend!

His name was Ferdinand Waldo Demara, and not ony did he impersonate a navy surgeon and successfully operated on a wounded serviceman from a bullet near the heart. He also impersonated an assistant prison warden and created several reforms that greatly benefited the behavior of convicts. His job at the prison was so impressive that the warden immediatley said that he would rehire Demara if he applied again under his own name. After being caught, he impersonated a monk, founded a chartered college and when questioned about forged checks he faked suicide to get another identity. Then he impersonated a doctor of applied psychology, taught several years at a university and published a booklet on parenting. Later, when impersonating the navy surgeon, his story became so notorious that the authorities discovered him while investigating to give a commendation for heroism. Before that, he had also impersonated a hospital orderly, a civil engineer and a lawyer. When asked for his motivation, he said "Rascality, pure rascality".

He looks like he fell on really tough times.

Okay, so when my kid was about seven years old she tried to flirt with a teenaged boy by telling him she was actually an eighteen year old dwarf Luckyly her trick didn't work.

The real panda looks absolutely terrified. I don’t think the costumes are working.

The costume in the middle is so fake-looking

The Chinese take the long game. Populations of pandas started falling and they couldn't figure out how to breed them. So they lent out breeding pairs to governments around the world. The US government alone spent millions on research for our pair at the National zoo. Breakthroughs from around the world helped solve the breeding problem sufficiently to bring them back from endangered to threatened. So China has recalled all of their loaned pandas back home now that the world solved the problem.

Is this Panda Bored?

Save The Panada!

Let's get Reuben outta there...🐼

Sadly pandas are not smart. That's part of their problems

Panda caretaker is my dream job.

illusion 100

Watching videos of panda caretakers (not in costume) - it looks like an adorable, but absolutely frustrating job. See the You Tube video of a caretaker trying to rake leaves in an enclosure.

It looks like a really specific kink...

Legend

I call these people "chair heaters". how can you get a job without having to do a job ?

By far the weirdest James Bond movie this side of Casino Royale. The original with Peter Sellers and David Niven not the new one. In Her Majesty's Secret Service, Bond is MARRIED! Only time ever on film.

His face looks like he’s saying, “I can’t believe I’m getting away with this.”

I read the Wikipedia article to get answers, and now I only have more questions.

John French? He must be French for sure. Whats the point of this post?

Reminds me of one of the Three Stooges movies. They nick the labels off fixtures and flash them as credentials when challenged. Moe: "Press!" Larry "Press!" Curly: "Pull!"

How?

The 'Remain vigilant' at the end got me. It's like Alastor Moody is the head of school

*stole

sounds like legit mental health concerns

If only he was smart enough to erase the cameras

Skills. How kind of them to leave a how-to guide, #Adhack manifesto

Of course it has to be in Bihar. No other place is as crazy as north India

What man?

That's currently what Russia are doing themselves now.

Anyone else read the name as Saucepan or just me?

Blue lights on the roof would have been illegal in the UK hence the amber ones.

You'd think if you were squatting in a college dorm you'd try to keep a low profile.

Poor people at the kiosk. That's not a nice move.

Adults over there and-and children right here.