I am a little suspicious as to whether that's an error...

Maybe the only way we can tidy up our places. LOL

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you

Not with those goggles on.

Oi Vey! I'm going to charge this shiksa's phone.

Well played , Fresh

He's been waiting for this day his whole life!

You can literally smell the irony of this. It smells like pepperoni.

So I laugh out loud, then call the cops right?

C'mon he knew what he was doing lol

That escalated quickly.

Well considering it's Disney World...

Thanks a lot. 😖

best bird sanctuary

LOL!

Wikipedia's gone rogue. Maybe Elon is on to something.

How can you resist that come hither look!

For 59 years consecutively.

AFLAC! 🦆

Don't mess with Serena.

I love Roman numeral jokes.

The painter should be rewarded for his mastery of camouflage

lol

Tornadus warning

Kanye bro, we gotta get out of here there's been a glitch in the Matrix.

I said be my neighbour dammit!!

More unhealthy body standards!!

The best kind

oh no indeed my friend.

If Arnold Schwarzenegger knocks on your door and asks if you are Sarah Connor, respond with a polite 'No, or just don't open your door. However, there's a good chance that he might just break down your door anyway: Evil robots from the future are probably not concerned too much about your insurance company covering the cost.

Could you put it in a bag for me!

Nom Nom Nom

American healthcare in a nutshell, so sad. 😓

Not anymore.

He's Rob-in Mah-food!!

The corner is a secret wizard place to get to a wizarding museum, these paintings are misleading you ;)

To connect, or not to connect? That is the question.

What Happened, did that really....I can't believe my eyes!

Especially mothers have this ability.

Bahahaha! 😂😂😂 And the Darwin award 2021 goes to... THIS ABSOLUTE MORON!!!

Ummm...no he doesn't.

Do they have the other 48 shades available, too?

Is that a donut that I see before thee!

Both are carrying poopils. (Spelling mistake honest!)

Ten bucks says that person has kids.

at least your surname isnt d**k

That's hilarious and oh so cringeworthy.

Reminds me of the Modern Family episode where Phil is on the “white” color team at family camp and has a shirt made that says “if you ain’t white, you ain’t right!” lol

Too bad it wasnt "Hung" (but maybe that makes you sound like a show off)

Jeeeeeesus

Hm my last name is King... that would be fun

Oops.

For Denise