32 Darkly Hilarious Comics By A Comedic Genius, Madeline Horwath (New Pics)

They aren't trapped. Home Depot has issues with birds intentionally flying in front of the automatic door sensor so the door slides open, then fly in to their nest. They come and go as they please.

She drew the baby bird perfectly!!

Mall-Itis... disruption via pumped air and neon lights... Get All concession area Yums ..they are Yours

I just realised that maybe that kind of person can be stopped by answering: No I don't, do you?

Then let me show you this pair of shoes that just arrived...

Relationship goals

Haha 😂 real

All the plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Mine is full of crab grass.

That's sweet. And true.

Go back!

The difference for me is, "How depressed do you feel like getting?"

Just hit me with a good, got enough problems of my own.

Yup. A neighbour asked how our holiday had been (extremely shïtty with extra shït is the précis). 20 minutes later, I think he realised. He was very sympathetic about it though.

Getting some strong "Metamorphosis" vibes here

I recently read that and it definitely is still relatable. Sad that one of his main concerns is how he will continue to work to support his parents instead of concern over his own health, or carapace lol

Kafka says, “No call no show”

It helps to have read Kafka.

Poor Gregor. He can't catch a break!

I prefer my sympathy in-person, thank you very much.

I have had lower back pain since 2014 and it still hurts like a MF!!! Shaking my head. I was even 28 then.

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Once it starts, don't expect it to stop. More parts will join the decline. It's the price of longevity.

Nah, you just add the new worries to the old ones.

Wow, people really aren't aware of the blood libel and well poisoning myths about Jews? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_poisoning Jews have a long history of being made scapegoats for plagues and unrest.

Does anyone understand this one?

Mmmmh..?

That is really wrong. Some one sees this and either physically or mentally hurts a Jewish person. The same as any race. Do*** bag.

??? What the h*ll ???

"You didn't see nothin', capisce?"

Moses: Don't think, just walk.

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So some racist tropes are okay then.

Scrambled hold the eggshells

I am glad that I actually prefer my eggs scrambled, with bacon

The kitchen is still smoking!!

The Karen surprise

Despite? Try because.

Sounds like my groundhog day.