And the whole place is our bathroom

Okay, these are starting to hit a little too close to home.

Yep

Well bits of it definitely need mowing

Preach

Well, the US version is just a greeting, in Europe, if you ask how someone is, you expect him / her to tell you.

It's hard to be a bedbug. Absolutely no one wants to sleep with you.

Was your book illustrated?

Oh, how the world has changed.

Ain't that the over fifty truth!

Plague doctor, writing prescription for fear. Historically accurate many times over

Skeleton wears sicilian finest custom made shoes =D

Every time 🥲

"Carrots are too sweet so I tried kale instead" will stick in my head for eternity. Yes, it was the recipe that was bad 🙃

Punxsutawney Phillied with Conflict

The dialog covering the other person's face makes this one so poignant.

Maybe you're just tired.

Ha ha, relatable.

Aw man... thank you for this reminder. :}

If she breastfeeds him, they should get the freebie.

If he runs into a fight, he'll have to slug it out.

Yeah there’s a whole logical fallacy, basically if you’re dumb, you tend to overestimate how smart you are, if you’re pretty smart you tend to underestimate, and if you’re really smart or an expert you know how smart you are, but tend to think other people are just as smart as you

Such self awareness and delusion rarely fit into one short sentence.

Oh my Lort

Just invite no-one, best birthday ever.

Those angry eyes are perfect!

Second "I" is missing - very irritating

Wasn't this the actual judgment or am I missing something?

I connect with the Roadkilled Opossum.

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I don’t get this one… anyone?