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If you’re not sure whether a bad review can make or break a business, 79 percent of consumers say they trust online feedback as much as recommendations from their friends or family. However, when anyone with an internet connection can leave a couple of short sentences blaring their priceless wisdom, some reviews are bound to be completely absurd.

In fact, people stumble upon so many odd evaluations, they had to create not one, but two online groups to laugh and cringe about them. Full of humorous and ridiculous reviews, these communities remind us just how “creative” some people can be.

From oddly specific to painfully entertaining, Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts these groups had to offer. So continue scrolling, upvote the ones that made you chuckle, and make sure to share your thoughts in the comments below!

#1

At Home Restaurant Review

At Home Restaurant Review

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    Indestructible Leggings

    Indestructible Leggings

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    Wistiti
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... I would also like to know what pants they are exactly. I wouldn't want silly copies that will rip when I move.

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    We reached out to the creator of one of these online communities full of ridiculous and bizarre customer comments that have been entertaining their 17.4K members since 2018. The moderator was kind enough to have a little chat with us about the subreddit and the secrets behind successful reviews.

    When asked about the inspiration behind creating this online group, the mod revealed that they didn’t really have any. However, they knew there’s “a trend on Reddit where people respond to a post or comment with a subreddit name, such as, when a joke flies over somebody’s head, they respond with r/woosh, or something similar.”

    “There was no subreddit on this site, at least that I was aware of then and now, that would act as a compendium for reviews both ridiculous and outlandish, and so I decided I’d make it and see where it went,” they explained. “It slowly grew and somehow got into the tens-of-thousands of subscribers, so I suppose it was a wise choice.”

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    #3

    Hilarious Review Of An EA Game

    Hilarious Review Of An EA Game

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    Talking about the community, the moderator believes that the majority of the members are just regular people, “with not a huge amount of commonality, who all come together to have a laugh or discussion around reviews of any nature.” They noticed that reviews of a hypocritical or unreasonable nature tend to get a lot of interaction from the community.

    “With the COVID-19 pandemic, many angry reviews of people bashing a company for enforcing mask mandates, especially in states where they don’t even have a say, seem quite popular as people point out how outlandish it is to blame a store for choosing public health and safety, or even when the decision is out of their hands.”

    “Second place seems to be humorous reviews,” the mod added. “On the weekends, joke and satire reviews are allowed, and whether it’s a review that’s genuine or satirical, funny reviews seem to do quite well, giving everyone a laugh in the process.”

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    When asked about what they define as a successful post on their sub, the creator thinks it’s typically one of the bizarre ones. They told us that some people are plain mad or outright lying in their reviews. Others are even harassing workers over policies put in place for the sake of public health. Still, often they get called out by the staff of the place being reviewed.

    It seems that absurd and odd judgments are more successful “than joke reviews because there is a discussion to be had around it. People tend to engage more with posts where the review is less silly in its outlandishness, such as the (quite common) elderly person leaving a 1-star review saying ‘I have never been here’ or something similar.”

    #7

    Obsessed

    Obsessed

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    Caro Caro
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha that last sentence... Seriously, most reviews are full of sh!t.

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    #8

    My Fiancé Was Browsing The Internet For Bags Of Dirt And Came Across This Review

    My Fiancé Was Browsing The Internet For Bags Of Dirt And Came Across This Review

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    “Reviews made out of malice, spite, or lies, tend to have engagement around them.” The mod mentioned that people who have worked in jobs that would be suspect to such feedback can find a common thread and come together.

    Workers can discuss “how, despite what some may think, the customer is not always right, and they lash out in reviews when they find out so. Posts with room for discussion almost always become popular from what I’ve seen.”

    #9

    Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others

    Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others

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    #10

    Beds Shouldn't Be Edible!

    Beds Shouldn't Be Edible!

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    The creator of this subreddit mentioned that they really enjoy moderating it. “Outside of people spamming their social media links or ads here, the community is well-behaved,” they revealed that very little actual moderation is needed.

    “Any time I get a report for something, it’s a report sent almost always for spam, so the subreddit hardly needs moderating outside of removing spam posts,” the mod added. Still, they do appreciate being a part of it because some of the posts give them a good laugh. “I’m glad I made a community where people can come together over the ever-chaotic internet review.”

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    #11

    The Food At This Shop Sucked!

    The Food At This Shop Sucked!

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    #12

    Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department

    Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department

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    Tolga ÜSTÜN
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh they did! You can count on it. You just could'n turn your head to see it.

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    Yet, the moderator wished to add that while many people write their judgments on how good a place or a business is, “It’s important now more than ever to leave reviews for proper reasons.”

    “Personally, I have worked both retail and foodservice, and 99% of problems are completely outside the hands of everyone in the store, yet people leave bad reviews,” the moderator said. “I understand and sympathize with people who have bad experiences, but if your experience was bad, I can almost guarantee nobody there wanted it to be bad.”

    #13

    Not Much More To Say

    Not Much More To Say

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    “If the customers are having a bad experience, so too are the workers, and now more than ever, [they] are pushed mentally and physically to the limit,” the mod asks to have some empathy for the people out there doing their jobs. “Don’t leave reviews because a minimum-wage worker made an honest mistake. More often than not, it can come back to hurt him, even if it was outside his control.”

    On a final note, the creator of the sub mentioned that reviews are used too often to slander workers who are trying their hardest and can’t change whatever challenge or issues might be happening. “So think before you leave a 1-star review, and think before you point a finger and blame someone because something went wrong.”

    #15

    The Craziest One I’ve Seen So Far

    The Craziest One I’ve Seen So Far

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    mulk
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monica is devil! But wait until you see Karen, the CEO...

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    #18

    How Dumb Can You Be?

    How Dumb Can You Be?

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    #19

    Disappointed

    Disappointed

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    #20

    Tfw An Author Just Assumes 2020 Is Going To Be Pandemic-Free

    Tfw An Author Just Assumes 2020 Is Going To Be Pandemic-Free

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    Monday
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...so you're telling me the book I bought yesterday that's set in 2025 isn't going to tell me the future? What a waste....

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    #22

    This Creepy Coin-Eating Bank

    This Creepy Coin-Eating Bank

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    #23

    Slice Was A Bit Dry, Otherwise I Would Have Given Them 5 Stars

    Slice Was A Bit Dry, Otherwise I Would Have Given Them 5 Stars

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of shark? which island? what booths? how is the cook? what type of tea? what slice? so many questions left unanswered. Just irresponsible reporting.

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    #27

    You Can Really Taste The Gorilla

    You Can Really Taste The Gorilla

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    #28

    I Love This New Translator App

    I Love This New Translator App

    Gamerhead Report

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    C. Wade
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't laugh as I had to learn English at some point but come on "gently massage my grandmother" this is gold lmao

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    #29

    Found On A Pair Of Socks I Was Looking At Online

    Found On A Pair Of Socks I Was Looking At Online

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    #30

    Absolute Gold From Amazon

    Absolute Gold From Amazon

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    #33

    Great Shampoo, Subpar Snack

    Great Shampoo, Subpar Snack

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    Monday
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn...I hate it when my shampoo bottle doesn't tell me that eating it is a bad idea.

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    #37

    One Way Of Describing It

    One Way Of Describing It

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    Johnny Pierce
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best review of P&P ever. The same applies to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

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    #39

    So Apparently The Sydney Opera House Isn't In Australia. Wow

    So Apparently The Sydney Opera House Isn't In Australia. Wow

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    #40

    He Makes Compelling Points!

    He Makes Compelling Points!

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    #42

    Chernobyl In Google Reviews

    Chernobyl In Google Reviews

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    #43

    Google+ Review Of A Prison

    Google+ Review Of A Prison

    notsperrys Report

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    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Review of ADX Florence: "Dreadful, leisure facilities consist of one hour per day walking round small concrete yard. Met interesting fellow guest who gave me some helpful info about advanced mathematics and cabin construction, otherwise would not recommend"

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    #45

    This Weighted Blanket Review

    This Weighted Blanket Review

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon be a man - get out of bed, rip off the blanket, cuddle up and then put the blanket over the two of you together.

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    #46

    They Ate What?!

    They Ate What?!

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    #47

    Small Town Motel Review By Stephanie

    Small Town Motel Review By Stephanie

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    #48

    Received A Lush Bathbomb For Christmas. It Promised An Aquatic Fairytale. Instead, I Got Piss. 0/5 For The Colour, 5/5 For The Laughs

    Received A Lush Bathbomb For Christmas. It Promised An Aquatic Fairytale. Instead, I Got Piss. 0/5 For The Colour, 5/5 For The Laughs

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    #49

    Just A Big Clock That Is Doomed To Go Digital

    Just A Big Clock That Is Doomed To Go Digital

    someonewithacat Report

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    Brian Bennett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it still will exist! I hope you will digitally exist in 30 years!

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    #51

    Honestly, I Did Plan To Label My Cat So This Review I Found Is Very Helpful

    Honestly, I Did Plan To Label My Cat So This Review I Found Is Very Helpful

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    #52

    Marble And Tile Cleaner

    Marble And Tile Cleaner

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    #54

    Noise Cancelling Headphones

    Noise Cancelling Headphones

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    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently nine of those 95 people prefer to experience violent crime with the full complement of screaming and sirens

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    #55

    Review Of Dante’s Inferno

    Review Of Dante’s Inferno

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    #56

    The Only 1 Star Review For A Really Great Italian Restaurant In My Area. Their Average Is 4.8 And For Good Reason

    The Only 1 Star Review For A Really Great Italian Restaurant In My Area. Their Average Is 4.8 And For Good Reason

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    #59

    3D-Printed Money

    3D-Printed Money

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a problem here - by the time you get this working coins and paper money will be obsolete. Might still get a contract with Monopoly though.

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    #60

    Four Seasons Total Landscaping Review

    Four Seasons Total Landscaping Review

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg hahahahaha. Now, I just heard that Rudy is giving another press conference at the Ritz......the Ritz Cracker Factory.

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    #62

    Didn’t Book Ahead Of Time For A Big Event. Obviously The Fault Of The Park!

    Didn’t Book Ahead Of Time For A Big Event. Obviously The Fault Of The Park!

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    #63

    Never Tell This Madman What He Can And Can't Do

    Never Tell This Madman What He Can And Can't Do

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    #64

    This Was A Review I Found For A Library

    This Was A Review I Found For A Library

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    #65

    Came Across This Gem Today

    Came Across This Gem Today

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So boyfriend over-reacted by saying shoes were ruined - bl..dy typical.

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    #68

    My Food = More Important Than Your Life

    My Food = More Important Than Your Life

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    Megan Curl
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I’m frigging sick of seeing this one on BP at least once a week.

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    #69

    2 Out Of 5

    2 Out Of 5

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    Julia Atkinson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Didn't even get to see the end of the play, but ticket money was refunded"

    #72

    Yes, I Found This Review To Be Helpful

    Yes, I Found This Review To Be Helpful

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    Misstaken138
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this car seat and my son loves it. I however hate it. It works great, but every single time I get in the car it scares the bejesus out of me when I check my rearview mirror and see it's face staring back at me. You would think I'd get used to it, but after all these years I still jump thinking there's a strange man in my backseat. 😂

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    #73

    Then Don't Answer The Question, Lou

    Then Don't Answer The Question, Lou

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    Mtownmick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people answer product questions when they don't know the answer? Its not a required response. (Head slap.)

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    #74

    Why Lie It’s Just Not Worth It’ll The Embarrassment?

    Why Lie It’s Just Not Worth It’ll The Embarrassment?

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    #75

    Some Scathing Reviews On A Local Chippy

    Some Scathing Reviews On A Local Chippy

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    #77

    A Review Of An Oven On Currys. Not Sure What Richard Was Expecting

    A Review Of An Oven On Currys. Not Sure What Richard Was Expecting

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposed to mount the oven in back of the freezer so the air gets cooled down on its way out.

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    #78

    Can You Fix That

    Can You Fix That

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    Brian Bennett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No because I wanted to rent a month for a bedroom! Why can't you people understand?

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    #79

    "7 People Found This Helpful". Gg

    "7 People Found This Helpful". Gg

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    #80

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Brian Bennett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well dang, it I thought it would arrive preturned on you mean I must do this manually?

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    #83

    642 People Think This Is How Tvs Are Measured

    642 People Think This Is How Tvs Are Measured

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    #84

    Pizza Place Burnt Down, 1 Star

    Pizza Place Burnt Down, 1 Star

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One star for pizza, 5 stars for spectacle and entertainment.

    #85

    Not Close Enough To Their House

    Not Close Enough To Their House

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    #89

    Real New York Pizza

    Real New York Pizza

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    Angelar
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who want respect, give respect. His pizza never hurt nobody.

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    #91

    1 Star Review Of Local Restaurant That Refused Service To A*sholes

    1 Star Review Of Local Restaurant That Refused Service To A*sholes

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    #93

    A Review For A Set Of Weights

    A Review For A Set Of Weights

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    #94

    Marriage Hangs In The Balance Over Baby Reindeer Hats

    Marriage Hangs In The Balance Over Baby Reindeer Hats

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sympathy is on hold here pending clarification - are they small hats for baby reindeer, reindeer hats for babies, or hats made out of baby reindeer (perhaps as head warmers in winter).

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    #95

    I Personally Prefer My Ice Rinks To Be Cold

    I Personally Prefer My Ice Rinks To Be Cold

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    #97

    Massive Design Flaw

    Massive Design Flaw

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty small litter tray - so who's fault for giving the dog a cat's litter tray?

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    #98

    Thought This Belonged Here

    Thought This Belonged Here

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    #100

    Review For An Point System App

    Review For An Point System App

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    #101

    A Review On... Well, It Doesn't Matter Anyway

    A Review On... Well, It Doesn't Matter Anyway

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    #103

    I Wondered How A South London Recycling Plant Could Have Such A Low Google Rating, So I Opened The Reviews And

    I Wondered How A South London Recycling Plant Could Have Such A Low Google Rating, So I Opened The Reviews And

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what variables one would use to rate a re-cycling centre, but migration status is not one I would have thought of.

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    #104

    Huge Disappointment

    Huge Disappointment

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    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm assuming the original PSU died because of some fault - like plugging the room heater into the computer's accessory power port.

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    #106

    Escape Room Suggestion

    Escape Room Suggestion

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    memyselfandI
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a thing with escape rooms being near axe throwing places? I went to one that shared a floor with an axe throwing room, and no, it wasn’t in Fultondale.

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    #109

    A Review For The Original Half Life

    A Review For The Original Half Life

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    #110

    McDonald's Experience - South Brisbane Australia

    McDonald's Experience - South Brisbane Australia

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    #111

    Our Neighborhood Haunted House Had 1 Five Star Review Out Of Like 9 Reviews. This Is It

    Our Neighborhood Haunted House Had 1 Five Star Review Out Of Like 9 Reviews. This Is It

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    #113

    Someone Reviewed My Workplace

    Someone Reviewed My Workplace

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    #114

    330 Days Ago

    330 Days Ago

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    #116

    My First Post Here. This One Seems Worthy

    My First Post Here. This One Seems Worthy

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    #117

    The New Super Mario Bros Manga Just Got Translated And Released, Glad This Person Pointed Out This Major Flaw

    The New Super Mario Bros Manga Just Got Translated And Released, Glad This Person Pointed Out This Major Flaw

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    #119

    Mexican Cheaters

    Mexican Cheaters

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you tell everyone you're racist without telling everyone you're racist?

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    #120

    This Is Subway Surfers

    This Is Subway Surfers

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Trump trash snowflakes! Scared of the gays, scared of POC, green energy! Hence the guns.

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