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Before naming our cat, my partner and I debated for weeks about what we should call him. We thought long and hard about what name perfectly suited his personality, made extensive lists, asked friends for their opinions and played around with different options to make sure we chose the perfect one. I can’t even imagine how stressful it is to name a child. But apparently, some parents have no problem choosing names that essentially beg bullies to target their kids. 

Redditors have recently been discussing the absolute worst names that children can be given, so we’ve gathered the most egregious ones below. Enjoy scrolling through this list of names that nobody should ever use, and keep reading to find a conversation with naming expert and founder of Namerology.com, Laura Wattenberg!

#1

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble X Æ A-12.

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#2

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Meconium.

She heard nurse say it at the birth and thought it pretty. The definition is "a baby's first stool, usually black and tarry in nature, to dispel mucus and other embryonic matter." 🤦‍♀️.

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#3

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Latrina.

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To learn a bit more about names and how to choose a great baby name, we got in touch with naming expert, founder of Namerology.com, and author of The Baby Name Wizard, Laura Wattenberg. Laura was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and remind readers that, thankfully, most of the names on this list are simply hypotheticals. "Even most of the claims of, 'I met a kid named…' are urban legends!" she noted.

The expert also says it's important to be empathetic when discussing names. "When it comes to real names, it’s always worth remembering there’s a real child attached. Don’t be too quick to insult a name, even online," she noted. "The child WILL find it, and it will hurt."

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#4

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Neveah!

Have some f*****g creativity!
“It’S hEaVeN bAcKwArDs.


BRB naming my child Natas.

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#5

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Foreigner. Given to an impossibly white kid in very rural Oklahoma. He and his brother Journey had strange parents.

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#6

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I knew a child named, I kid you not, Cl*toris. They pronounced it Klit-ress.

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When it comes to bad baby names, Laura says there are two kinds: "names that are not what the parents intended, and names used as a weapon."

"Parents occasionally choose a name not realizing the way it will come across to others. They may not know a word or a cultural reference and are blindsided by people’s reactions," the expert noted. "It can even come down to a matter of spelling, like Analie vs. Anally."

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#7

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble A lady I know named her son Kody, but spells it CHODE.. which means something completely different, imo.😂.

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#8

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble My coworker named her baby "Orgasm".

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#9

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Candida - I know girls with it and I know it is wrong of me but can only think of thrush.

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"The rarer case is names chosen maliciously," Laura says. "For instance, I’ve heard of instances of a husband insisting on a particular girl’s name, only for his wife to later discover it was the name of the woman he was having an affair with. Then there was the family that chose Nazi names deliberately to upset people. No child should be used as a weapon."

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#10

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I was a camp counselor. One of the campers there was a girl named Beanz.

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#11

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Pubert.

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#12

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Princess.



Not the absolute worst, but I don’t think I could ever take this person seriously. Please don’t give children names that you give pets.

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But the good news is that, even if you truly hate your name, you can always have it changed. "More adults are changing their names than ever before," Laura shared. "Your name is your identity in word form; the way you’re presented to the world. If you honestly believe yours doesn’t represent you well, changing it can be a reasonable choice."

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#13

Any name that is an expensive item. Rolex, Cartier, Mercedes, Diamond. Those are just str*pper names.

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#14

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Void. Could never write or cash checks with that name.

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#15

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Lawr’ryn and Lylyt Yvyh Yryhl (read as 'Lilith Eva Uriel').

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#16

The Abcde trend (absidee) has got to stop.

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#17

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble DOLPHIN. A girl at my school was named Dolphin.

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#18

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I was once drunk in a Taco Bell, waiting for my order at the pickup counter. The employee comes over to announce the next order, goes to read the name on the bag, double takes.

“…Adolph?”

This m**********r walks up, head in shame. The employee literally said “that’s not funny” as the guy was trying to seriously explain that was his real name.

I think about that man often.

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#19

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Moe Lester.

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#20

My husband has a friend named Mike Hunt. He's real.

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#21

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble I remember a girl going viral for naming her daughter C*ntley.

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#22

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Naming a kid *anything* that sounds like a joke—like "Brick" or "Banana"—is just setting them up for a tough time. Imagine going through life introducing yourself as “Banana”... nah, that’s just cruel. Keep it cute, not crazy!

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#23

Opponent of my son’s hs football team- Aero Smith.

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Luke Branwen
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also very, very probable there's someone named Lincoln (Linkin) Park.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guarantee there are at least 3 A-holes named that. Not that the name turned them into A-holes but anyone who would give their child that name would definitely suck at parenting.

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Papa
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't name a child that, but it's not as bad as many of them on this list.

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#24

There is a road in rural Ontario named after a local farmer, Harry Dyck. The road sign for Harry Dyck Road kept getting stolen. So they epoxy'd the sign to the post, and it remains to this day. True story.

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#25

New Hampshire had a representative named D**k Swett (representative from 1991-1995 then served as the American ambassador to Denmark from 1998-2001).

He goes by Richard now.

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#26

Did maintenance at a teaching hospital for a while. Passing through the Maternity ward, I've seen Tarzan, Puma, Aquanet, and my personal favorite... Brunhilde.

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#27

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Names I have came across over the years teaching…
B***h (no joke here)
Princess
Chlamydia
Shacked.

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#28

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble My great grandmother was named Crucifixa. Gotta love Italian Catholics back in the day.

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#29

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble MLB player from 1979-1985 - [Rusty Kuntz]

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#30

Bort.

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#31

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Breadquanda.

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#32

Yeetidity.

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#33

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble For a boy, Sue.

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“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble Soda

Seven.

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#35

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble These days, Alexa.

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