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"Absolute unit" refers to jokes made on the Internet in which people caption images of large objects or beings with a variation on the phrase, "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit." I know, this explanation sounds a bit clunky, but it's the best one I came up with. However, I assure you that the pictures are way better than my description of them. Whether it's a 67lb cabbage or a squirrel who has eaten 3 jack-o'-lanterns, I bet you didn't even know things can get so huge! Eventually, the meme got so popular, it even spawned a subreddit of the same name. And it's an absolute unit. Here are some of its top posts.

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The Ardennes Is One Of The Oldest Breeds Of Draft Horse, Dating Back To Ancient Rome

The Ardennes Is One Of The Oldest Breeds Of Draft Horse, Dating Back To Ancient Rome

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Internet meme database 'Know Your Meme' considers 2017 to be the origin of 'absolute unit'. Then, Twitter user @mrreptoid uploaded a picture of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England and captioned it "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit," referring to Morgan-Hewitt. The tweet gained over 3,500 retweets and 13,000 likes but the account it was shared from eventually got suspended for unknown reasons.

The meme really took off on April 9th, 2018, when The Museum of English Rural Life tweeted a photograph of a ram along with the caption "Look at this absolute unit". Within 72 hours, the tweet, which was submitted by the museum's program manager Adam Koszary, accumulated over 98,000 likes and 27,600 retweets.

The following day, the museum posted a follow-up tweet, featuring a photograph of a pink index card containing information about the ram. Then, on April 10th, The Museum of English Rural Life published an article titled "The History Behind an Absolute Unit," which provided additional information about the ram.

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A week later, MIT Technology Review tweeted an article about the world's biggest airplane calling it an "absolute unit" and Elon Musk responded by saying, "I'm an absolute unit too" with a picture of the before-mentioned Museum of English Rural Life ram picture. His response gained over 6,000 retweets and 60,400 likes in just a single day, cementing 'absolute unit' in Internet history.

Interestingly, that same day, Twitter user @Bryson_M dared Musk by saying, "Make this your profile pic" and the business magnate almost immediately changed his profile picture to the ram, adding the words "absolūt unit" in his bio. After noticing the change, The Museum of English Rural Life changed their profile picture to Elon Musk and renamed its account to The Muskeum of Elonglish Rural Life. To top it all off, Elon Musk has reportedly hired Koszary, the man responsible for the viral tweet about a giant sheep, to be Tesla’s social media manager.

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Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life

Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life

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#6

A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd

A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd

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Who? Me?
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog they tell you to beware of. But it's sooooo cute. Thank the gods it is safe now. 🖤

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#9

Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall

Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall

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Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group

Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope when they asked him to share, they all said "Lettuce see!"

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#12

Chronos, The Titan

Chronos, The Titan

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Who? Me?
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder Egyptians worshipped them. So much floofff 🖤🖤🖤

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#13

Absolute Unit Fat Fred

Absolute Unit Fat Fred

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#14

Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence

Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence

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manon M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it is the baby "absolut unit baby Brother" who has grown well!

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#16

Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug

Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug

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He Drinks Chonka Cola

He Drinks Chonka Cola

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#20

Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far

Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far

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White House Chef Andre Rush

White House Chef Andre Rush

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#22

I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here

I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here

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Rip Patrick, A True Unit

Rip Patrick, A True Unit

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#25

This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon

This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon

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#26

“Shrek" (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave

“Shrek" (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave

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wandile dludlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where are those people who downvoted me when I said a sheep looks like it will make a great sweater?

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#27

The Biggest Mac

The Biggest Mac

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#28

Tony Been Hitting The Gym

Tony Been Hitting The Gym

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Ruby
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me sad when tigers don't get to hunt. Such a big part of their instinct.

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#29

My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four

My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four

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#30

Check Out This Kind Bunbun Consoling My Friend When She Was A Wee Lass

Check Out This Kind Bunbun Consoling My Friend When She Was A Wee Lass

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#31

Ferns Can Be Units Too

Ferns Can Be Units Too

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of somethings. Eight-legged especially, with some six-legged sprinkled in. Hell, some four-leggeds could hide there too, as well a a small two-legged. This fern is an ecosystem unto itself.

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Marky Mark
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you check first to make sure there are no Velociraptors hiding in it?

Lisa Yario
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like it would snatch up small children and household pets.

lara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister, who is a horticulturist, had grown one so big that she had to use a block and tackle to lift it into the tree out front during the summer. Some AH stole it. We figure an interior designer who sold it for about 10 thousand bucks. It was HUGE.

M Jo.
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a freaking intro, it could have been said with a little more elegance. Why use profanity (in any form, abbreviated or not)

Isabel Care
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was very ill I answered ads for people wanting big house plants and big outside pot plants. Had lots of people say "Not that big" I grew them from tiny plants and kept most at my parents' Victorian home, until mum said they were scaring her having taken over and reached the 12 foot ceiling. Managed to rehome them all. I am no longer a Triffid wrangler

Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the Spore Galactic Adventures ecologist archetype mission. If your skin starts turning green, run.

Cat-tree
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine how crisp the air in the house must be after getting that unit of a fern <3

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#32

Bill Gates Sr, The 6’7 Monster

Bill Gates Sr, The 6’7 Monster

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#34

Built To Last. This Is Not Winnie The Pooh

Built To Last. This Is Not Winnie The Pooh

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This Cat-Loving Beard

This Cat-Loving Beard

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Boat Thieving Units

Boat Thieving Units

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gonna need a bigger boat. (Aussies should get this one). EDIT: Sorry, I didn’t realise the saying was from the movie Jaws, I was talking about a Jeep ad lol.

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#38

This Mountain Lion Is A Unit

This Mountain Lion Is A Unit

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#39

7'2" Man In An Economy Seat

7'2" Man In An Economy Seat

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#40

Absolute Unit Right Here

Absolute Unit Right Here

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#41

The Size Of This Other Baby

The Size Of This Other Baby

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#42

Here Is Hogarth My Absolute Unit Of A Snail

Here Is Hogarth My Absolute Unit Of A Snail

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#44

The Sheer Size Of This Monitor Lizard Climbing The Gate

The Sheer Size Of This Monitor Lizard Climbing The Gate

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#47

Abso-Friggin-Lute Tires Goddamn

Abso-Friggin-Lute Tires Goddamn

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#51

Found This Big Boi

Found This Big Boi

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Camden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god im laughing so hard he just has this big ripped body then these skinny af lil legs!

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#52

This Monster Of A Moo. He Looks Like He Could Walk Through 2 Feet Of Solid Steel

This Monster Of A Moo. He Looks Like He Could Walk Through 2 Feet Of Solid Steel

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#53

Absolute Unit Of A Guard At Wagah Border In Pakistan (I Am 6'1'')

Absolute Unit Of A Guard At Wagah Border In Pakistan (I Am 6'1'')

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#54

I Literally Don’t Know Whose More Of A Unit

I Literally Don’t Know Whose More Of A Unit

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#55

This 6’9, 330 Pound Riot Officer In The Tulsa Pd

This 6’9, 330 Pound Riot Officer In The Tulsa Pd

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#57

A Collage Of Absolute Units Of The Avian World

A Collage Of Absolute Units Of The Avian World

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Sian Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bird on the bottom right hand side has definitely got Stayin' Alive playing in the background! Look at that strut!

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#58

Chunky!?? Yes. But Wow. I Know These Things Get Big...this One Is Huge! I Just Kept Thinking Of This Subreddit When I Watched It!

Chunky!?? Yes. But Wow. I Know These Things Get Big...this One Is Huge! I Just Kept Thinking Of This Subreddit When I Watched It!

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#59

The Original Units That Made “Horsepower” A Unit Of Measurement

The Original Units That Made “Horsepower” A Unit Of Measurement

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Edgar Rops
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A horse power was measured on a pit pony. Ardennes are 10 h/p each at least.

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#60

This Rooster Is An Absolute Unit

This Rooster Is An Absolute Unit

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Iggy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Foghorn Leghorn is shaking in his boots, I say, boy, shaking in his boots!

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#61

Absolute Unit Of A Pancake

Absolute Unit Of A Pancake

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#63

I For One Welcome Our Mutant Carrot Overlords

I For One Welcome Our Mutant Carrot Overlords

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#64

Have A Go At This Lad, And He's Like 'See You, Outback!'

Have A Go At This Lad, And He's Like 'See You, Outback!'

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#65

Why Would You Apologize For Accurately Describing An Absolute Unit

Why Would You Apologize For Accurately Describing An Absolute Unit

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#67

Our Now 6 1/2 Month Puppy. The Vet Has Said He Is Not At All Over Weight Just Big Boned!

Our Now 6 1/2 Month Puppy. The Vet Has Said He Is Not At All Over Weight Just Big Boned!

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#68

Mushroom My Dad Found In The Forest. Egg For Scale

Mushroom My Dad Found In The Forest. Egg For Scale

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#69

My Dad Met Manute Bol In Sudan Before He Played In The Nba. My Dad Is 5'10"

My Dad Met Manute Bol In Sudan Before He Played In The Nba. My Dad Is 5'10"

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#70

Yao Ming's Family Compared To The Average Persons Height

Yao Ming's Family Compared To The Average Persons Height

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Neil Srivatsa
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even want to know how tall the girl will be, she's almost as tall as the pair giving the reward.

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#72

Absolute Unit Of A Polar Bear

Absolute Unit Of A Polar Bear

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The 200 Year Old Salamander Who Thinks About Nutrients All Day

The 200 Year Old Salamander Who Thinks About Nutrients All Day

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Absolutely Enormous Cat Tail

Absolutely Enormous Cat Tail

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Oh Lord He Sittin'

Oh Lord He Sittin'

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Rissie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pff and when the aquarium employee was having a field day they need to apologise.

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#79

Crocodile Measuring 8.6m (28ft). Shot By A Hunter In Queensland, Australia In 1957

Crocodile Measuring 8.6m (28ft). Shot By A Hunter In Queensland, Australia In 1957

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32mm Allen Key

32mm Allen Key

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#83

U/Daktush Posted A Picture Of Me Earlier And It Was Getting A Lot Of Love So Here’s Another Pic For You Guys

U/Daktush Posted A Picture Of Me Earlier And It Was Getting A Lot Of Love So Here’s Another Pic For You Guys

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#84

Big Ole Boy Found On Facebook

Big Ole Boy Found On Facebook

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Kay blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking at the size of him, I think a bucket of water would be a better water bowl.

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#86

This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Just Switched To Defense Mode

This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Just Switched To Defense Mode

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#87

This NYC Rat, Absolute Unit

This NYC Rat, Absolute Unit

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#88

The President Of Poland With A Chonk Cat

The President Of Poland With A Chonk Cat

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Old School Absolute Unit

Old School Absolute Unit

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Sian Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking major hypothyroidism or Prader Willi Disease (which wasn't recognised until the 1960s).

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#91

The Netflix Low Budget Adaptation Of 101 Dalmatians Called '100 Dalmatians In 1'

The Netflix Low Budget Adaptation Of 101 Dalmatians Called '100 Dalmatians In 1'

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Feeling Blessed To Have Witnessed This Unit In Action

Feeling Blessed To Have Witnessed This Unit In Action

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#94

This Chonky Salamander We Found In The Garden

This Chonky Salamander We Found In The Garden

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Osgood_7
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't pick up salamanders, they absorb the oils on your skin through their skin, and it's very bad for them

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#95

Found This Chonker At The Zoo, He Seems Happy

Found This Chonker At The Zoo, He Seems Happy

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#96

Grandma Is The Absolute Unitifier

Grandma Is The Absolute Unitifier

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#97

The Reason We're All Here: "Look At The Size Of This Lad. Absolute Unit."

The Reason We're All Here: "Look At The Size Of This Lad. Absolute Unit."

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#99

This Fat Squirrel Eating My Pumpkins

This Fat Squirrel Eating My Pumpkins

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This Google Tasks Guy

This Google Tasks Guy

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Snek Wants Pets

Snek Wants Pets

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Ray Heap
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not too sure about that, I would say that snek wants lunch.

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#105

The Dog From Sandlot

The Dog From Sandlot

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Fat Joe (Left) And Big Pun (Right). Pair Of Absolute Units.

Fat Joe (Left) And Big Pun (Right). Pair Of Absolute Units.

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It's Ok, We All Have Bad Days.

It's Ok, We All Have Bad Days.

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MauKini
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What in the world is that? A new pipeline? The transatlantic cable? Or a huge nope?

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#111

Chonk Gets Weighed

Chonk Gets Weighed

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#113

Larger Than Any Console This Generation Or Prior, The Ps5 Is A Shelf Space-Consuming. Absolute Unit

Larger Than Any Console This Generation Or Prior, The Ps5 Is A Shelf Space-Consuming. Absolute Unit

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