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No matter if you’re talking about nature, animals, architecture, or food, you can’t deny that the size of something is important. When you spot something ginormous, you stop for a moment and stare, wondering whether what you’re looking at is real or just a weird glitch in the Matrix.

The ‘Absolute Unit’ online community is a mainstay of popular culture and has been amusing the internet for years with photos of things that are larger than normal. We’ve collected some of the community’s freshest jaw-dropping images to share with you. Scroll down to take a look, and be sure to let us know which absolute units made you do a double-take.

#1

Of A Walrus

A massive walrus asleep on a submarine hatch, preventing entry, with a person standing behind it in the background.

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brandyy17
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

his flippers tucked in like hes curled up in a ball while asleep is adorable

Chris Landrum
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

gives new meaning to Navy Seal

Boris Ezomo
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except that's a Russian submarine, and a Walrus is not a seal

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Mike F
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps he spent the night discussing sweeping beaches with the carpenter?

Janissary35680
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 1933 version of Alice and Wonderland contains a faithful rendition of the poem animated by Harman-Ising. It's much better than the Disney short but seems to have been largely forgotten.

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Smiley MG
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awe.... Look at the babyness to the tucked in flippers... So baby like....

Nice Beast Ludo
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was waiting for lunch to arrive but then got tired and fell asleep on the food hatch

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    #2

    Of A Cheese

    A massive block of cheddar cheese with a banana for scale, showcasing an absolute-unit-sized object.

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    Content Wombat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the correct unit of measurement (banana :-)

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of all the grilled cheeses one could make with that.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have biscuits and wine at the ready, I'm going in....

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should last me through the winter....

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone measured with the correct measuring unit!

    Warren Peece
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't note the weight of the banana.

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor if it’s a metric or imperial banana

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    Roy Phillips
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There you are. A 4000 lb. block of cheddar. Shall I wrap that up for you?" "No, thanks. I'll eat it here!"

    Alex Ruddies
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no one is saying it so I will...Welcome to Wisconsin! We have cheese! (God, I wish we were known for more than just cheese...)

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    #3

    Of Trees

    A person walks between towering palm trees, showcasing absolute units of nature's grandeur.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Botanic garden Rio de Janeiro.

    Val Carriere
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you realize just how small we are

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the 'short' baby is a decent size....

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    Bored Panda wanted to learn about which challenges giant dog breed owners should keep in mind, including health considerations, so we reached out to the team at PDSA, the United Kingdom’s leading vet charity. PDSA Vet Nurse Gemma Renwick was kind enough to walk us through everything and shared some specifics to know before getting Alaskan Malamutes and Great Danes.

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    “We know there are loads of benefits to getting a pet—they’re great for our mental health, provide us with love and company, and can help us stay active. But if you’re just starting to consider filling that pet-shaped hole in your life, there are a few things you’ll need to think about first, especially if you’d like to get a larger breed,” she explained to us in an email, noting that you have to make sure you’re getting the right pet for you and your circumstances.

    “A decision like this can be a bit overwhelming, but PDSA has helpful guides on their website to help you understand the needs of any potential pet. Visit www.pdsa.org.uk/quiz to find out what pet type is right for you. There are also great checklists and advice on preparing for the arrival of new pets, so you don’t forget something vital!”

    Generally, larger dog breeds can cost more to feed, but there are other potentially hidden costs to consider. For instance, some dog walkers might charge more because very large dogs can be unsafe. Meanwhile, grooming costs are also going to be pricier, as is the cost of dog boarding while you’re on holiday.

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    #4

    Of A Husky Next To A Wolf

    A large wolf standing next to a smaller husky under the sunlight, showcasing the contrast between their sizes.

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    Content Wombat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, the look on the husky's face.

    Be Weird 24/7
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs all..."Holy Sh*t...if I don't move it won't see me"

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    Sean Stimson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this pic before, its photoshopped, wolves aren't anywhere near that big

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. That didn’t look quite right to me.

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    KittyMommy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer,

    G A
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is photoshopped. Seen it before. Do an actual Google search for a side by side comparison. There really isn't much in it. Wolves are not that big. This is someone pretending they are like the fictional version of the Dire Wolf from GOT (much larger than the real thing again).

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had to have my 13 yo husky put to sleep. Just seeing Huskybear makes me cry. Yes, I am.

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of people who have never seen a wolf in person have no idea how big wolves can get. They just think they're "like big dogs". Yeah, and then some.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a lot of wolves, different types of wolves even, including polar wolves. And no, they are not that big as shown on the picture!

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    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to show this picture to a friend who can not seem to grasp just how big wolves are.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't bother. It's not real.

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    Paul Sloan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat me, please don't eat me.

    Deborah Aitch
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siberian Huskies are about 50–60 lbs. Wolves are 120 lbs with small wolves maybe 80 lbs.

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    #5

    Of Hafpór Björnsson (The Mountain From Game Of Thrones) Is 6'8, 430lbs, With His Father And Grandfather. Look At That Couch!

    Three men in suits standing in an office, showcasing absolute units of style and stature.

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    Earthquake903
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless the mothers

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They eat the 4000 lb block of cheddar like a babybel

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slight typo in the title - his name is Hafþór Björnsson - the letter after the 'f' is thorn, which reads 'th' - he is therefore only half-Thor, not a whole-Thor. ;-)

    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to manage a nightclub. I hired a new doorman and his first night a couple of bartenders told me they were worried because he was "so short." He was 6'3" ... but that was 6" shorter than the next guy.

    EJN
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are all very handsome too! They almost look like brothers!

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    #6

    Of A Zucchini

    Giant zucchini on floor, two curious corgis looking at it in a room.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a zucchini, it's a corgigette! ;-)

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their faces are hysterical! :)

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's at least a couple of feet from the corgis, so looks enormous. Not giving an accurate measurement with that amount of foreshortening.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Actually" ;) - Not especially surprising, a Zucchini (AKA Courgette) is just a small, young marrow, if you leave it to grow it will become a marrow.(NB: "Cour" being French for Marrow)

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that the intended use is for food.🤔😉😬

    Sue User
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once they get that big, not very tasty on own. Zucchini bread best bet.

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    Daniel Tregant
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a certain size doesn't it just become a marrow?

    Marsha Hultberg
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The side eyes!! 👌🏼🥰👌🏼

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    “You should expect a dog to cost you at least £6,200 but, depending on the breed of the dog, their total cost could be a minimum of £18,800 over their lifetime:

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    1. Small dog breeds: At least £6,200 - £12,000
    2. Medium dog breeds: At least £9,000 - £14,000
    3. Large dog breeds: At least £8,200 - £18,800.”

    According to PDSA, these estimated lifetime costs are the minimum needed to care for a dog and they can vary depending upon their individual size, breed, and longevity. These costs include pet insurance but not vet fees. Insurance costs for giant dog breeds can be bigger. Essentially, bigger animals can require larger doses of medication.

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    “If your pet has an accident or develops a health problem, giant breeds and their associated care can often become more complicated and the cost of caring for them could increase dramatically,” PDSA Vet Nurse Renwick told Bored Panda.

    “Pedigree dogs and cats can be at higher risk of certain breed inherited health problems, which could add to your costs. Sadly, with giant breeds, their average lifespan can be shorter than standard-sized pets, so it’s important to make sure that you keep them at a healthy weight and ensure they stay fit and active, so they live the healthiest life possible.”

    It’s best to research your chosen breed thoroughly before you commit to buying one. You want to be able to meet your new pet’s needs. “Regular vet checks can help you notice any health problems developing, giving your vet the opportunity to treat them early on. Vaccinations are important and help to guard against preventable diseases. Although some booster vaccinations don’t need to be given every year, it’s worth keeping up with annual vet checks.”

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    #7

    Of A Dog

    Enormous black dog standing in a kitchen, illustrating the concept of absolute units things.

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    Mariët
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot overlook the cut up ears, its so stupid and sad

    Jordann Walsh
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It cracks me up when people say they laugh at others because they have to deal with something more expensive. You literally bought a purebred dog. This was your choice. You chose massive poops and to cut up his ears. That’s on you.

    Bec
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't down vote me for the truth, big dogs like this will only live 7-8 years. So expensive yes, but you only have them for a short time.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I could never own such a large breed knowing their short lifespan.

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    Pencil
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend had a rottweiler that had some kind of accident and lost part of one ear. After the surgery, it looked just like the usual clipped ones. People would always pester my friend to get the other clipped to make it more symmetrical. I mean... seriously? Like 'Oh, you had to have a foot amputated? You should get the other cut off so it matches.' Idiots.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pony horse from Dr. Moreau's island.

    MargyB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I've a Pomeranian. 1 kg of dry food will last at least a year lol

    G A
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cropping and docking illegal in the UK. We had a dobie who had her tail docked wrongly, and you could tell she felt it sometimes, bless her. This guy is a horse of an animal. Sadly they don't live very long as a breed as they cannot sustain that enormous size without problems.

    Midoribird Aoi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know the dog wasn't adopted from a shelter?

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    Julia Cargile
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who clip dog ears are terrorists.

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    #8

    Of A Arctic Hares

    Fluffy arctic hares in the snow, showcasing absolute units of nature.

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    Sailorman
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their coats change from white to mottled white/brown/black in spring... almost tripped over one, it was so well camouflaged with the terrain that it only became apparent when it started jumping across the rocky slopes. Wonderfully agreed creature it was.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It pays to be large in cold climates

    justagirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like if a cloud and a fox had a baby!

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obv not real creatures - clearly a pokemon-style manga fluffball with amazing powers. Too adorable to be real. (And I want one, even though my a/c bill would be KILLER costly!)

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are more puffed up than enormous, to keep warm. Beautiful creatures.

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    #9

    Of An Alpine Ibex

    Massive goat standing on a rocky hill with a mountain backdrop, exemplifying absolute-units-things.

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    Tamra
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a beautiful animal.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, he's definitely posing for the camera.

    My O My
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6-8 bananas. But he definitly knows he looks fabulous

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    Upstaged75
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's posing for the pic!

    Lee Gilliland
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale?

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    PDSA shared some very relevant information about Alaskan Malamutes and Great Danes, two well-known giant dog breeds. Alaskan Malamutes, originally bred to pull sleds, are very popular due to their looks and individual personalities, and they require lots of exercise, space, and attention. People often mistake them for Huskies.

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    “Malamutes are robust dogs who can be great in the right household but unfortunately, like many pure-bred dogs, they are prone to certain health issues associated with their breed. There is currently testing and screening for some of the problems Alaskan Malamutes can have:

    1. Hip Dysplasia – where the hip joints don’t fit together perfectly, which will eventually lead to arthritis. Before breeding, dogs should be screened by X-rays through the BVA/Kennel Club Hip Dysplasia Scheme.
    2. Hypothyroidism – an underactive thyroid, causing problems with weight, skin, and energy levels.
    3. Cataracts – a ‘clouding’ of the lens of the eye affecting vision. Breeding dogs should be screened every year."

    Vet Nurse Renwick also had some fun facts about Alaskan Malamutes to share with Bored Panda. For instance, they can be very vocal. “They may not bark too much, but will happily howl for you,” she said.

    "What’s more, Malamutes have double-coated, super-thick fur that helps them withstand arctic temperatures. “They can be very mischievous which can make them a challenge to train and they like to chew everything.”

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    #10

    Of A Geode

    Giant geode displayed in a warehouse, showcasing an absolute unit of amethyst crystals.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bath tube GEODE 👏👍

    Lyop
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a whole different planet!

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the off-season, it works on Star Trek playing an Inter-Universal Rift.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it has a galaxy inside it

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though that was a clam at first. Impressive anyway. Inside looks like a night time sky

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a pocket universe.

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    #11

    Of A Rubber Duck

    Giant yellow duck in a harbor with cityscape behind, emphasizing absolute units things.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubber ducky, You're the one. you make bathtime lots of fun...

    frinny
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you, stuck in my head now lol

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    A C
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna need a bigger bath!

    Bear Hall
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Delivery for a certain Mr. Go Dzilla."

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its.....right behind me isn't it?

    Mae Mae
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually went and saw that exact rubber duck in a rubber ducky parade when I was younger. So much fun, my little sister and I ran around trying to chase after it.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky, with my rubber ducky!

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my~ lucifer's gone overboard. Just a little bit.

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    #12

    Of A Blackberries

    Hand holding three large blackberries, showcasing absolute units of the fruit.

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they're so juicy! 😋

    Mike F
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they would make a great cobbler!

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    Ronald Nye
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dye your sheets with just one of these

    Bryan Wright
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Berries of colour as Philomena Cunk would say.

    Bryan Wright
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    11 months ago

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    EJN
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waaant these! Are they marketed in Japan?

    Cristi nah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackberry of the size of a Blackberry

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    Meanwhile, Great Danes are a large, working breed that’s loved for its gentle and sweet nature, not just its giant size. “They are an intelligent breed, making them easy to train in the right hands, but are still very playful and love spending time with their family,” PDSA explained to Bored Panda.

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    “They are a very impressive breed due to their size. Although they were originally bred for hunting and later as guard dogs, their loyalty and love for their owners have made them popular family pets. They need plenty of space, so a large house and garden are a must if you’re looking at getting a Great Dane!” Renwick said.

    “Great Danes are considered real gentle giants who have unlimited love and affection for their families. Unfortunately, like so many other pure-bred dogs, they are at risk of certain problems and conditions relating to their breed:

    1. Gastric Dilatation Volvulus (GDV)– this is where the stomach twists. It is an emergency and requires urgent veterinary attention.
    2. Dilated Cardiomyopathy (DCM) – a type of heart disease that means their heart is bigger than it should be and doesn’t function properly.
    3. Eye problems – a range of eye conditions including in-turning or out-turning (entropian/ectropion) of the eyelids, glaucoma, cherry eye, and medial canthus pocketing. There is screening for some of these conditions.
    4. Wobbler Syndrome – where the bones in the neck are unstable and causing their back legs to be weak.”
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    According to PDSA, Great Danes are actually believed to be the largest breed of dog. Technically, they’re classified as a ‘giant breed.’ The tallest dog on record was a Great Dane named Zeus. And if you think that this breed looks familiar, you’re not wrong. One of the most famous Great Danes is Scooby-Doo. The breed was once thought to ward off ghosts and evil spirits, so it makes sense for Scooby to be a Great Dane in the context of his adventures.

    “Great Danes grow really quickly, which means they can look like adult dogs but still in fact be puppy-age,” Renwick said. “Even though they’re so big, Great Danes still see themselves as lap dogs! They’ll often try to sit on their owner’s laps.”


    #13

    Of A Bear

    Massive bear on train tracks, known as "The Boss," highlighting its survival and strength.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the train look afterwards?

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy, no wonder he walked in front of a train after the DNA results were back and he learned he has to pay Child Support after all those cubs.

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wonder if that train was shattered like when will smith HANCOCK movie blocking the train !

    Ravenkbh
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Chuck Norris was a bear he would be that bear

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the DAD who hands out the child-support... There aint no train strong enough to leave them cubs fatherless.... For this DAD.. PROVIDES....

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he in the running for 'World's Fattest Bear' in the annual competition?

    Lady Lestrange
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what happened to the train!

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    #14

    Of An Eagle

    Huge bird with an impressive wingspan on a grassy yard, showcasing an absolute unit of things.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that time Trump was doing a photo-shoot with an eagle and the eagle tried to claw his face off? In six months we are ALL that eagle.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six months? I've been that eagle for years!

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    Bear Hall
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Houston, Eagle has landed. I repeat, Eagle has landed." https://youtu.be/Zd2D3MKX3YE?si=HuihDsoCIJ7G7fHJ

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want freedom...I PROVIDE FREEDOM...

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best spread-eagle pic I've seen that wasn't on a different kind of website.

    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish that eagle could carry me around the world, or tie it on a sledge !

    G A
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't do s**t. Unless you are the size of a Salmon.

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    Sonia J-Coffee
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    The dems have tried everything, even the eagle

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    #15

    Of A Cabbage

    Elderly woman holding an enormous cabbage in a cozy kitchen, exemplifying absolute units.

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    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow grandma, that cabbage could feed my family for a month or more ❤👍🤣

    ZGutr
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grandma: Just a snack till dinner is ready

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    TXT_
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can feed a small town

    Edith
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more impressed of grandma's grip.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Chernobyl, cabbage eat you.....

    EM
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love her expression. Can't help but think that she's thinking, I've got a big one.

    Bec
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't there a tradition about the amount of cabbage you eat on New Year and the $ you will earn that year?

    Lady Lestrange
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma's thinking of so many recipes.. It's going to be cabbage for the next few weeks.

    Louise Clarke
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can make a lot of cabbage soup

    Mike F
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lotta cabbage rolls and kraut in that old girl's arms!

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    Phobias are a common anxiety disorder, but they are very varied. Some people live with megalophobia, the intense and irrational fear of large objects

    For example, someone with this specific phobia is going to be scared of being around tall buildings, large statues, mountains, oceans, huge vehicles, big animals, and generally large spaces. They can also feel anxious just thinking of these things or looking at their images. So, for instance, seeing even a photo of a large dog might fill them with a certain amount of dread.

    Life is full of large objects, both natural and human-made, so having megalophobia can make life difficult. You can try to get over this fear by gradually exposing yourself to big things or talking to a therapist who specializes in phobias. Someone with megalophobia who finds themselves around big things can feel intense fear, anxiety, nausea, dizziness, and shortness of breath.

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    #16

    Of A Corgi

    Man taking a mirror selfie, holding an absolute unit of a corgi dog in one arm.

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    TXT_
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOOO FLOOOOFYYYYYY

    Vera Diblikova
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much flufiness, Corgis aren´t much friendly breed,

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    Upstaged75
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that Corgi got bit by a radioactive spider!

    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like he is carrying a side pouch 🤣

    EJN
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corgi and a half by the looks of it.

    G A
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but calling photoshop BS on this one. You could not hold a dog that size under one arm for a start.

    Otto Katz
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, not ps. https://www.reddit.com/r/corgi/comments/1fedkmt/this_is_my_corgi_repost_as_was_removed/ They get big. another big one in the comments.

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    #17

    Of A Kangaroo

    Giant kangaroo with a torn ear stands in a park, illustrating the concept of absolute units things.

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    Sue Denham
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to ask: who was brave (or maybe I mean stupid) enough to try and coax that beast onto a set of scales?

    Lee Gilliland
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The zookeepers They train the animals to get on the scales,.have their teeth examined, that kind of thing. There's a really good show on Animal Planet called secrets of the zoo where you get to find this stuff out.

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    Themoonprincess
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everything jacked in Australia? Hemsworth... Jackman... kangaroos...

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd change my jogging route, dog walking route and also, golf course 😳😫

    Edith
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope land for me. Everything is designed to scare or kill you in the nope land.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an Eastern Grey. That's about average for these blokes.

    Linda van A.
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of testosterone.

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    #18

    Of A Moose

    A massive moose walks through a forest path, showcasing an example of absolute units things.

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    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah again, this moose, am still scratching my head, if i pass by it, it can just leap over my car just like when i leap over a stick 😫😣

    EJN
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it wants to. On the other hand, if it does NOT want to leap over your car, both you and the car are probably in for some physical remodeling.

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    Pencil
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bull moose can grow as tall as 10ft to the top of its head, not including antlers. For perspective, the ceilings in most homes are about 9-10ft high.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I come from, the ceilings in typical homes are 7' 6" to 8' high (2.29m - 2.44m). I've got one room in this house with a ceiling at only 7'3" (2.21m) for some inexplicable reason. Ceilings at 9'-10" (2.73m-3m) mean you waste a lot of energy heating rooms in the winter - at least, that's how it works here in northern Europe.

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    Edith
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is that they can swim and dive.. on top of being freaking huge.

    xolitaire
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one of their natural predators are Orcas...

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    JC
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've come nose to bose with one of these guys on a logging trail...while sitting in someone else's jacked truck. Big guys.

    Chicken Mitten
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would s**t my pants and immediately die.

    Daniel Tregant
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a Moose...that is a Forest God in Moose form :P

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    It’s very likely that you’ve come across some absolute units on your social media feed without knowing who or what they were. Larger-than-life things are hardly anything new as they’ve been around since ancient history.

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    But absolute units as a specific pop culture idea are 7 years old. The idea is fairly straightforward. People share a photo of a large object or person and then channel their inner British banter with a caption that shows how awed they are by this lad or absolute unit.

    The absolute unit meme is, well, an absolute unit. It is hugely popular. It’s also an example of how one simple phrase can quickly entrench itself into internet culture with a bit of luck and relatability.

    Know Your Meme traces the absolute unit phenomenon all the way back to December 13, 2017, when Twitter (now X) user @mrreptoid shared a photo of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England. The internet user titled the photo, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.” That tweet went viral and history was in the making.

    #19

    Of A Bumble Bee

    A large bee, an example of absolute units, rests in a person's palm, showing its impressive size.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually very nice. Not like those Yellowjackets.

    Littlemiss
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they're incredibly docile and have a short life span. They only sting if they think they're in danger. Having had to save a few bees from inquisitive children, the bees were far gentler than the children would have been.

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    Farnzy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a family story of a bee even bigger than this one swooping in on us when we were out on our boat when I was a kid. To this day, if you ask ANY ONE OF US...we swear that Godzilla Bee had a full on face.

    Tamra
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hello, little fuzzy buzzer!

    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems calm on the hand 👍❤👏

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like bumblers. They really don't bother anyone.

    The Bearded Viking
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty common size for the 'BumBees' down in this part of the planet, I witness ones larger than that at least two to three times each year in Summer. Some have been so large when they land on you you can feel the weight of it. Not heavy, obviously, but it's an insect and you can feel the weight of it...let that sink in a second. They can reach BIIIIG sizes. Not our only big insect here though...the Giant Weta can reach the length of an entire large hand (fingers included).

    Dawn Soehren
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwww. Love the bumble bees.

    xolitaire
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a bumble bee queen fly into my apartment once and they are HUGE.

    Cole Earnhart
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for kicking in one of my phobias 😬

    Smiley MG
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's floofy..... Hihihihihihi

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    #20

    Of A Bamboo

    Person climbing massive bamboo stalks, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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    Bear Hall
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first successfuly minituarized human got lost in the grass and now tries to signal to the lawnmover man.

    kristina law
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey I shrunk the.. shirtless man? Lol

    Pyla
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he’s the smol guy holding the bee….just a thot

    Gia SDP
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I Shrunk The Kids...

    Ece Cenker
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I shrunk the...this guy!

    Bryan Wright
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better be on the lookout for hungry Giant Pandas

    EJN
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bamboo is amazing but it can be a bit too resilient and invasive.

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    #21

    Of A Pearl

    Massive 34kg pearl found by fisherman, an example of absolute units things on scale, valued at $100 million.

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    Tamra
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the creature this came from.

    Norm Gilmore
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_clam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giga_Pearl

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    King Of Birbz
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did it fit under his bed? how did he get it under his bed? or is the scale just teeny weeny?

    Thiago Gonsalves
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why it's so expensive? Real question cuz I believe pearls can't be shaped and this one looks weird

    sturmwesen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now make a necklace with it

    G A
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought pearls needed to be round to be worth money? I don't think they can be worked like metals or minerals, as they are made of concretions. Also, it must have been from a giant clam not an oyster, so less worth?

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true for jewellery, but this is probably just rarity value

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    Debby Keir
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What size oyster was that?????

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me a wuss, but it's giving me the same feelings as the bladder stone earlier

    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah not knowing its value, i bet the value now more than 100$ million dollars 😳👏

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    The absolute unit meme spread like wildfire after that, as people started retweeting the original image or sharing their own photos of large objects and people. Some notable people who contributed to the virality of the meme include journalist David Roth and entrepreneur Elon Musk.

    MIT Technology Review’s tweet about an article about the world’s biggest airplane described it as an “absolute unit.” Musk commented underneath by attaching a photo of a huge ram and a comment about how it was “an absolute unit too.” The ram was a photo that had previously gone viral after being shared by The Museum of English Rural Life, which had also said the animal was an absolute unit.

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    Musk later even temporarily changed his profile photo to the giant ram. Meanwhile, the curator of The Museum of English Rural Life then changed its account’s profile pic to Musk’s and its name to The Muskeum of Elonglish Rural Life. The curator of that account, Adam Koszary, who had published the photo of the big ram, was then allegedly hired by Musk to be a social media manager at Tesla, the automotive company.

    #23

    Of A Wine Barrel

    A person standing next to an absolute unit of a massive wine barrel inside a historic cellar.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is on public view at Heidelberg Castle in Heidelberg, Germany.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, on top of it (like you as well, I assume?). Patently absurd, isn't it?

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    Settled for Infamy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between the above cheese and this barrel, I could happily engorge myself

    G A
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drowned in a butt of Malmsey....

    Quinn
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the backside of a medieval ship.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. It's so huge, it might just as well be one, just with the masts taken of - and somehow stranded in the basement of a castle. It's ridiculous.

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be, well sort of. They tried three times, but never got it completely sealed and it leaked wine all over, so it's only use is as a tourist attraction. For what it's worth, its volume is 219k liters/~58k US gallons.

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    David
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a Barrel. a Tun Cask. A Tun is any wooden Cask over 252 Gallons or 954 liters. This one holds over 200,000 liters. Some people call these super massive ones a "Fass Casket", but not an official designation.

    Floeckchen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But we only got one barrel left"

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    #24

    Of Ginger

    Unusually large ginger root resembling a humanoid figure on a kitchen countertop. Absolute units.

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    A C
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Groot....no...I am Ginger

    Bear Hall
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The humble begining of Groot.

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, i believe that ginger belongs to the TRANSFOMERS VILLIANS GROUP 🤣

    Dawn Marie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginger is a breaker dancer!!

    keyboardtek
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It spent way too much time at the Y doing the weights.

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    The ‘Absolute Unit’ subreddit was founded 7 years ago, in early 2018. The online group is going strong to this very day. It ranks among the top 1% of all communities on Reddit by size and boasts a whopping 1.8 million members from around the globe. The moderators running the sub have even created a helpful wiki to help people understand what absolute units are better.

    The moderators explain that they’re mainly looking for people to post photos of animals. However, they’re also happy to accept images featuring giant examples of food, statues, and items. However, even if all of these pics are shared in the name of fun, the community steers clear of controversial posts. Fat-shaming photos and harassment are strictly forbidden.

    #25

    Of A Cabinet

    Ornate, large wooden wardrobe showcasing intricate carvings, exemplifying absolute units things.

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    Pyla
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that falls on you, you get Rococo’d to death (because, you’ll be praying for Victorian Revival)

    April Pickett
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beautiful. It has probably been in that same spot since it was built.

    Lori Stroud
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they even get it into the room?

    Anne McClure
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did not realize that rococo'd was a verb!!!lol

    G A
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difficult to judge the size but the sheer amount of work is amazing.

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    #26

    Of A Chonky Squirrel

    Large fluffy squirrel on a wooden deck surrounded by seeds, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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    A C
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's been eating nuts...contained in Snickers bars 😄

    Estelle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    winter is coming, time to bulk up!

    Ruth Watry
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma overfed her squirrels. In one week, one was hit by a car, but another survived a hawk picking it up, and then dropping it leaving scars (was too heavy)

    Emma Hilling
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet this was at centre parcs uk, the squirrels there live off biscuits and pizza, we called the squaddles

    StumblingThroughLife
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the one I saw in Canada on one of my visits, lol. SDC10233-6...40c845.jpg SDC10233-677826c40c845.jpg

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how fast do they chunk out nuts !

    Panda'sMom
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Himz been raiding too many birdfeeders!

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    #27

    Of The Kidney Stones

    Gloved hand holding a large calcium oxalate stone, an absolute unit notable for its unusual size and texture.

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    Just stopping by
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness I know that must've been so painful😖

    B Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is an autopsy. Cause of death: not drinking enough water.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear god! I'm so glad I've made it this far and avoided these things.

    G A
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend (and his Dad) both had kidney stones. The doctor said it was b/c they drank only tea and coffee and not enough water. Nothing about 2L a day. Scientifically, I believe that's been debunked but yeah, keep hydrated!

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's actually helpful. I always pictured them as white rocks with a bunch of needles sticking out of the sides so imagining this should make it less painful next time

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    For instance, if you want to post photos of other people, keep in mind that you can only share ones of public figures, and they have to be large in stature (not just fat). You’re also not allowed to share photos of female bodybuilders.

    Meanwhile, take the time to get to know what other members of the subreddit have already posted. Don’t share photos that have already been (re)shared within the last 2 months. Also, avoid reposting the top 50 images of all time. And when sharing pics, start the post title with the word “of.” As in, the thing you’re sharing is an absolute unit “of [name of the thing].”

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    #28

    Of A Goat

    Man with a large goat, showcasing absolute units, in a fenced outdoor setting.

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    Sara Frazer
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that they could be so large!

    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure that's not a goat-horse?

    Bec
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he get tired of having to bend down to do the milking so bred an extra tall goat?

    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there was a clip of an auction of sheep's taking place in Kuwait, this one sheep was sold for 60,000 KD (KUWAITI DINAR), i converted that sum into US DOLLARS, it turned out to be 195,000$ USD 😳😳🤣🤣😫😫 just for sean the sheep !

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen big goats but that one doesn't just take the biscuit, it takes the whole shelf in the supermarket....

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    #29

    Of Bread

    Massive loaves of bread displayed on a table at an outdoor market, exemplifying absolute-units-things.

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    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wao them breads, giants would be happy with the baker !

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a Pain to make a sandwich from.....

    Mike F
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I would gladly volunteer to try!

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    Lady Lestrange
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is the bread, must as well post the oven too.

    Marie Clear
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it, I LOVE bread - my new favorite baker!

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread,wine,and cheese. I'm in heaven

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archeological discoveries from the place Jesus multiplied the bread and fed five thousand people.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future toast for "The Mountain"

    #30

    Of A Lizard

    Lizard on wood with exaggerated muscles as an absolute unit, showcasing strength in cartoon style.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those heavy weight limbs resemble THE ROCK hands 🤣

    Sammmmmmm
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lizard is more ripped than me

    Lyop
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cartoon captured the vibe spot on! Lmao..

    Which of these photos impressed you the most? Which absolute units genuinely made you stop scrolling because you couldn’t believe how large the thing was?

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    What is the biggest or smallest animal that you’ve seen in your life? Have you seen any absolute units today? If you have a spare moment, share your thoughts in the comments, at the bottom of this post.

    #31

    Of A Dog

    A child seated on a couch with an absolute unit: a large Great Dane dog sitting beside him.

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    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boy and his dog just tugs at my heart!!

    #32

    Of A Carrot 🥕

    An oversized carrot, an example of absolute units things, next to a Guinness glass on a wooden board.

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Particularly if made with the cabbage elsewhere on this post.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that hare that would be eating that, imagine the belly it would have 🤣🤣🤣

    EM
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine eyes on the carrot.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guinea pigs will take care of that in about a half hour.

    #33

    Of A Deep Sea Wolf Eel

    Fisherman in orange gear holding an absolute unit of a large fish on a boat.

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    TXT_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send that back to where it came from..........

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks somewhat perturbed.

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give it a kiss smooch 👍🤣

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm put that evil looking sea snake back and run for your lives

    Be Weird 24/7
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I like the way that eel looks,it look scary and amazing at the same time,just my opinion

    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've seen this movie...

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    #34

    Of A Moth

    A giant moth resting on a person's hand, showcasing the concept of absolute units in nature.

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    #35

    Of The Originator Of Every Pancake

    Large pancake baked in a rice cooker on a tray, showcasing an absolute unit.

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    Karizma Kaliko
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats it look like on the inside?

    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll bring the maple syrup!

    Just stopping by
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......Give me some butter and syrup, I wanna try it😂😅

    TXT_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justifying the name pan'cake'

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a pancake, just a cake.

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just had mines this morning but yours turns out to be more better thicker 🤣👏

    Jumping Jellyfishes
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Pulls out the rice cooker*

    Grenelda Thurber
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they think was going to happen?

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. But why show us a pic of a big cheese? 🙃

    #36

    Of A Shark

    Round bull shark swimming underwater, described as an absolute unit, weighing closer to 600 pounds.

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    Lyop
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruce, I thought we agreed that fish were friends, not food!

    Sammmmmmm
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face tho 🤣

    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shark's just wondering how it gained weight.

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it ate another bull shark.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not happy having his picture taken

    My O My
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Larry from the used car dealership were a shark

    #37

    Of A Thorn

    Hand holding an absolute unit thorn against a branch with green leaves.

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even their thorns have thorns.

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lord Voldemort should have had that as a wand 🤣

    Roythomass@hotmail.com
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shiv!!! Things are rough in thier neck of the woods

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call that a thorn? Nah ... (in Australian accent)

    Sammmmmmm
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s no thorn…. It’s a knife that got stuck in a tree!

    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biology professor said some things on plants are leftovers from when dinosaurs and later megafauna were eating on them. ….so may protected from a giant sloth

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    #38

    Of A Giant Toad

    Large toad calmly resting on person's lap, highlighting absolute-units-things theme with its impressive size.

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    Roythomass@hotmail.com
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the frack sits with a pet toad on their lap??

    My O My
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone contemplating on licking it

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    Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's been missing for nearly a week, now. This is the last photo taken on her phone, which she left behind.

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    #39

    Of A Bunch Of 🍇

    Gigantic cluster of grapes hanging from a market stall, showcasing an absolute-unit size.

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    Sammmmmmm
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a bunch of grapes. It is a bunch of bunches of bunches of grapes.

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isnt real though, it's a display.

    cheryl kemp
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is real you can see the vines. My nan had grape vines when I was growing up

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a bunch of bunches of grapes? rather sizable grapes, by the look of it.

    El hefe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grapes on grapes on grapes on grapes

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't need to import grapes for wine making from abroad, those are enough to create a wine industry 🤣👍❤

    #40

    Of A Huge White-Bellied Sea Eagle

    Woman smiling next to a large bird, showcasing the concept of absolute units in nature.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn that eagle's beak, could reap the brains out of the skull 🤣😫👍

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Godfeather of Seagulls. That would take more than your chips at the seaside, lol

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some forced perspective there. Although white-bellied sea eagles are very large, their length is around one meter, and their heads are NOT larger than a person's head. Here is a photo of one of these eagles with a person, WITHOUT forced perspective: https://www.instagram.com/tessagrace11/p/CzVbgQUxDcM/

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    #41

    Of A Guard

    Group of people in a room observing an exhibit, featuring an absolute unit of a security guard standing watch.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And this room is dedicated to the life of Oleg, the strongest human being ever. When he was only three he already stopped a train with only one hand: he waved with his hand and the train stopped."

    #42

    Of A Slug

    A massive black slug next to a human hand, illustrating an absolute unit of size comparison.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beginning of the Jabba family

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bouncing trampoline 🤣

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of resembles an average American.

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    #43

    Of A Bee

    Chonky bumblebee resting on a windowsill, showcasing its large size.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I am a gyrating, pollinating son of a bee. I am an essential worker ecologically. "

    Natalia
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to find another Dusty Dubs fan in the wild!

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    brandyy17
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im allergic to bees but id let this fellow hang out with me. its too cute

    Deborah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the venom in the sting you're allergic to, not the creature itself. I you just see one, unless you've got a phobia, it won't hurt you. To be clear: I am not putting down anyone's phobia, they are real, I just wanted to point out what causes the allergic reaction.

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    Luci
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at its little legs.

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    #44

    Of A Preserved Blue Whale Heart - Weighing 440 Pounds

    Giant model of a heart displayed in an industrial setting, highlighting absolute units of things.

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    Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever there was a banana needed for scale... !

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each rung on the ladder to the left are probably about 12"/30.48cm (or 1.5 bananas) apart, if that helps

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    #45

    Of A Load Of Carrots

    Overloaded truck carrying absolute units of carrots stacked high.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fits the Venn diagram intersection of “extremely satisfying

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a piece of art. Someone did a marvelous job.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if he brakes suddenly, it's a bunch of carrot soup.

    #46

    Of My New Glasses (-17 Prescription)

    Close-up of a person with glasses in a car.

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    TXT_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know how the person's vision is without the glasses

    FlamingoPanda
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this level of prescription. My vision is quite blurry without my glasses but after so many years of needing them (since birth but I only got glasses when I was 2) I can now figure out which blur means what. This is about the best simulator I found for what I see (extreme myopia): https://www.honolulueyeclinic.com/vision-simulator/

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    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legally blind without them.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coke bottle glasses is what they used to call thick lenses like that.

    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm -9 in both eyes. People are mentioning what one sees without their glasses. The answer is, it's blurry, but manageable. Sure, you can't read street signs but you can see enough to drive if you absolutely had to. You can see well enough to find your glasses. It's just blurry.

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, the thickness of the glasses, that's why she cant raise her face due to heavy weight of the glasses only 😫😢

    Noltha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear -15 and if you have plastic lenses, they are usually thickier (lower refractive index than glass), but light. Also, lenses for myopia are very thin in the middle and thick on the edges (concave lenses). But any time I can, I choose contact lenses :)

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p, you must walk into walls without them

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    #48

    Of Komodo Dragon

    Large lizard sprawled on the floor, showcasing its massive tail and body in the sunlight, epitomizing absolute units.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "draw me like one of your French girls” 😆

    MisterE
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a stripper?

    Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you think it's bad when your *dog* drags his butt across your carpet... ?!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dragon dropping it like it's hot...full split with a snap back! 💥

    AnnaB
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the claws!

    Roythomass@hotmail.com
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this in someone's house?? Get a grip America

    brandyy17
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya no komodo dragons r illegal unless its a zoo. even then the weather and temperatures here wouldnt b ideal. ud need thousands of dollars to get a proper living space for it. ud also need to get the venom glands removed for ur safety. doing that would reveal u have one and ud get arrested or fined. unless someone is willing to spend thousands and risk their life u wont find one outside of a zoo in america. even then not all zoos want to spend the money to have them

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    #49

    Of An Allen Wrench

    Hand holding an absolute unit of a metal L-shaped tool in a workshop.

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    Legendbird
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how IKEA assembles their stores. Trust me. I'm Swedish, and we all get the instructions in case we're needed to build one.

    #50

    Of The Italian Defense Minister

    A tall man in a blue suit walking with a group, highlighting absolute units things in a formal setting.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he could single-handedly defend the country.

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    #51

    Of A Monk

    A monk in orange robes, showcasing absolute units of muscle, serves food on the floor.

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    ZGutr
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both arms or just the one (asking for a friend)

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a monk need to be so ripped?

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    #52

    Of A 6 Month Old King Pinguin Name Pesto

    Fluffy penguin chick standing on snow, an example of absolute-units-things.

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    Brigitte
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read he weighs more than both his parents combined.

    #53

    Of A Dog

    A man sitting on a couch with an absolute unit of a large dog resting on his lap.

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    Max Fox
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More forced perspective, especially the head. Again, they are massive, but they don't have heads that are six times the size of a person's head.

    #54

    Of A Bear

    Alt text: "Short-faced bear model towering over four people, illustrating absolute units things in prehistoric size comparison."

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i saw this I'd faint and then hopefully it would leave me alone.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know why there are so many mountainous men close to the Artic. Their forefathers were the ones who finally defeated the Bears.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist made the "shrinkwrap" mistake. A large bear in the arctic during the glaciation period will be much chubbier, probably not akin to the katmai fatties at end of summer, but something not dissimilar.

    Deborah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See that would delay me for sure.

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call him that to his face - see what happens

    cugel.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why the long face".. no, wait, that doesn't work.

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    #55

    Of A Cheeks

    Trumpet player with puffed cheeks in a plaid jacket, showcasing absolute units things in music performance.

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one and only Dizzy Gillespie. I almost named my cat after him (a tuxedo with a perfect moustache and goatee) because in his younger days Dizzy had a perfect moustache and goatee. But alas I named my cat after Thelonious Monk. But now we just call him the nickname Ceecee anyway

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    #56

    Of A Bar Tab

    Receipt showing a bill totaling $167,764.50 for drinks, highlighting absolute units things.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of that money and the venue still charged $30 for "Unmet minimum"? Wow.

    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe give them a break on the $30 "unmet minimum"...

    MisterE
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $75 per bucket for water? Same price as a bucket of red bull.... more reasons never to go to Vegas.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hey is All Are Welcome for 11,000.00?

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, it's a bucket of Dom Perignon champagne. They have champagne "package deals" and All are Welcome is the name of the package they ordered.

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    Emma Goldstein
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The markup for all of these is INSANE. The aces of spade retails for $500 and the clase azul for $160. Also, 26 of those for 20 people is wild.

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be very old .... 20% service charge? pure insulting ! gimme 30 to 50% !

    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very old at all, it is dated from 2022.

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    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a drink but this is just a ridiculous waste of money - spending money for the sake of it.

    cugel.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know water is, but that's pretty much it.

    Julia Cargile
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 people must have been trashed.

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    #57

    Of A Nail

    A large rock embedded in a car tire, showcasing an absolute unit lodged in the wheel.

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    Simeon Nevel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a nail, it's a railroad spike

    #58

    Of An Eyebrow

    Man with thick eyebrows and serious expression exemplifies absolute-units-things.

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, it's the Russian guy from my history class.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodness me, and I thought Spitting Image was exaggerating

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they didn’t exaggerate too much with Dennis Healy.

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    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly as the title says: A SINGLE eyebrow. 🤣

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    #59

    Of A Chin

    Officer in uniform on a sports field, showcasing absolute units things theme.

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    Carrie B
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Habsburg jaw.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    State Trooper is the only place he could get a job. He got it solely on his appearance.

    Roythomass@hotmail.com
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judge Dredds brother who failed to get into the academy, drokk

    Grenelda Thurber
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about this photo looks wrong...

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    #60

    Of Police Force

    Group of uniformed officers posing with a civilian, showcasing absolute units in front of a Franciscan Health banner.

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    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a Lego man in real life!

    Mark Fergel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that's 5 kids in a Police uniform because they couldn't find a trench coat.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 1960s the Chief of Police wore Colonel's Eagles. Now they are all 5-star Admirals.

    #61

    Of A Hat

    A person in a fast-food restaurant wearing an oversized hat, illustrating the concept of absolute units.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmerdome!"

    #62

    Of A Stick

    Person standing beside an impressively tall stick on a dark beach, showcasing an absolute unit of nature.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it down quick. The Grim Reaper will come back for it.

    TXT_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a tree skeleton

    justagirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the grim reaper's gonna want that back. You know that, right?

    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it’s a tree branch.

    Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's when he felt a fingertip the size of a foot heel, tap on his shoulder from behind...

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    #63

    Of A Wallet My Coworker Has

    Two large, overstuffed wallets on a black table, illustrating absolute units in everyday things.

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor guys spine has gotta be all jacked up from sitting on that and carrying it around! Just get a purse already!

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why is my back hurting so much?"

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    #64

    Of A Grill

    Van towing a massive green ceramic grill on a trailer, showcasing absolute units things.

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...i saw a big martini shaker

    justagirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I saw either a lime, an avacado, or a grenade.

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    ZGutr
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fully functioning or just an advertising item

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thinkt ist a ceramic tandur oven.

    ucp
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a BIG Green Egg

    #65

    Of A Horse Used In A Mine

    Miners with a large horse in an underground tunnel, showcasing absolute units.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many lived out their lives down in mines. They never show them in movies with mine disasters, but they were there

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    My O My
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's trying to look cute

    Deborah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know where I can get more information on this?

    #66

    Of A Beard

    Heavily tattooed man with an enormous beard taking a selfie, representing absolute-units-things.

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    Sammmmmmm
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am tempted to braid it.

    El hefe
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he chose to keep his belly button visible

    Matt
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goals mine is currently just past the lower sternum after 2.5 years

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    #67

    Of A Sliced Bread

    Horizontally cut bread on paper plates, an example of absolute-units-things humor.

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    Highwaytozen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often used for making smörgåstårtor

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dad's go to any length for a joke

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    #68

    Of A Funyun

    A large chip alongside two onion rings on a table, demonstrating absolute-units-things in snack sizes.

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    #69

    Of A Absolute Unit Of A House

    Large brick mansion with multiple garages and expansive layout, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they can't afford to water the lawn

    Bec
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ugly.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A triumph of substance over style.

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to have to clean that place.

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the house is so big that you need bathrooms for every inch

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that and I wouldn't live in it if you asked me.

    howdylee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The X-Men's mansion in Texas :)

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bigger than the Carringtons' mansion in the original Dynasty!

    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 60k+ sqft. Property, located in Texas, was built in 2001. A doctor and his wife built the 46 bedroom and 26 bathroom property, with plans to make it a live-in rehabilitation facility for his patients. Before construction was complete, the couple built a nearly identical house, on the 15 acre lot nextdoor, and chose to live there instead. This house was listed at $3.5 million in 2015.

    My O My
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone need more bathrooms then bedrooms???

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    #70

    Of A Spider Plushy

    Giant stuffed spider occupying an entire room, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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    Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! The fun you and your sibling as kids could have had with this thing, on a rainy day. "Let's play Frodo and Sam in Shelob's lair... !"

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