People Spotted 30 Astonishingly Big Things And Shared Them With The World (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertNo matter if you’re talking about nature, animals, architecture, or food, you can’t deny that the size of something is important. When you spot something ginormous, you stop for a moment and stare, wondering whether what you’re looking at is real or just a weird glitch in the Matrix.
The ‘Absolute Unit’ online community is a mainstay of popular culture and has been amusing the internet for years with photos of things that are larger than normal. We’ve collected some of the community’s freshest jaw-dropping images to share with you. Scroll down to take a look, and be sure to let us know which absolute units made you do a double-take.
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Of A Walrus
Except that's a Russian submarine, and a Walrus is not a seal
Load More Replies...Perhaps he spent the night discussing sweeping beaches with the carpenter?
The 1933 version of Alice and Wonderland contains a faithful rendition of the poem animated by Harman-Ising. It's much better than the Disney short but seems to have been largely forgotten.
Load More Replies...He was waiting for lunch to arrive but then got tired and fell asleep on the food hatch
Of A Cheese
Nor if it’s a metric or imperial banana
Load More Replies..."There you are. A 4000 lb. block of cheddar. Shall I wrap that up for you?" "No, thanks. I'll eat it here!"
Well, no one is saying it so I will...Welcome to Wisconsin! We have cheese! (God, I wish we were known for more than just cheese...)
Of Trees
Bored Panda wanted to learn about which challenges giant dog breed owners should keep in mind, including health considerations, so we reached out to the team at PDSA, the United Kingdom’s leading vet charity. PDSA Vet Nurse Gemma Renwick was kind enough to walk us through everything and shared some specifics to know before getting Alaskan Malamutes and Great Danes.
“We know there are loads of benefits to getting a pet—they’re great for our mental health, provide us with love and company, and can help us stay active. But if you’re just starting to consider filling that pet-shaped hole in your life, there are a few things you’ll need to think about first, especially if you’d like to get a larger breed,” she explained to us in an email, noting that you have to make sure you’re getting the right pet for you and your circumstances.
“A decision like this can be a bit overwhelming, but PDSA has helpful guides on their website to help you understand the needs of any potential pet. Visit www.pdsa.org.uk/quiz to find out what pet type is right for you. There are also great checklists and advice on preparing for the arrival of new pets, so you don’t forget something vital!”
Generally, larger dog breeds can cost more to feed, but there are other potentially hidden costs to consider. For instance, some dog walkers might charge more because very large dogs can be unsafe. Meanwhile, grooming costs are also going to be pricier, as is the cost of dog boarding while you’re on holiday.
Of A Husky Next To A Wolf
The dogs all..."Holy Sh*t...if I don't move it won't see me"
Load More Replies...I've seen this pic before, its photoshopped, wolves aren't anywhere near that big
This is photoshopped. Seen it before. Do an actual Google search for a side by side comparison. There really isn't much in it. Wolves are not that big. This is someone pretending they are like the fictional version of the Dire Wolf from GOT (much larger than the real thing again).
I just had to have my 13 yo husky put to sleep. Just seeing Huskybear makes me cry. Yes, I am.
I think a lot of people who have never seen a wolf in person have no idea how big wolves can get. They just think they're "like big dogs". Yeah, and then some.
I have seen a lot of wolves, different types of wolves even, including polar wolves. And no, they are not that big as shown on the picture!
Load More Replies...I have to show this picture to a friend who can not seem to grasp just how big wolves are.
Siberian Huskies are about 50–60 lbs. Wolves are 120 lbs with small wolves maybe 80 lbs.
Of Hafpór Björnsson (The Mountain From Game Of Thrones) Is 6'8, 430lbs, With His Father And Grandfather. Look At That Couch!
Of A Zucchini
"Actually" ;) - Not especially surprising, a Zucchini (AKA Courgette) is just a small, young marrow, if you leave it to grow it will become a marrow.(NB: "Cour" being French for Marrow)
Once they get that big, not very tasty on own. Zucchini bread best bet.
Load More Replies...“You should expect a dog to cost you at least £6,200 but, depending on the breed of the dog, their total cost could be a minimum of £18,800 over their lifetime:
- Small dog breeds: At least £6,200 - £12,000
- Medium dog breeds: At least £9,000 - £14,000
- Large dog breeds: At least £8,200 - £18,800.”
According to PDSA, these estimated lifetime costs are the minimum needed to care for a dog and they can vary depending upon their individual size, breed, and longevity. These costs include pet insurance but not vet fees. Insurance costs for giant dog breeds can be bigger. Essentially, bigger animals can require larger doses of medication.
“If your pet has an accident or develops a health problem, giant breeds and their associated care can often become more complicated and the cost of caring for them could increase dramatically,” PDSA Vet Nurse Renwick told Bored Panda.
“Pedigree dogs and cats can be at higher risk of certain breed inherited health problems, which could add to your costs. Sadly, with giant breeds, their average lifespan can be shorter than standard-sized pets, so it’s important to make sure that you keep them at a healthy weight and ensure they stay fit and active, so they live the healthiest life possible.”
It’s best to research your chosen breed thoroughly before you commit to buying one. You want to be able to meet your new pet’s needs. “Regular vet checks can help you notice any health problems developing, giving your vet the opportunity to treat them early on. Vaccinations are important and help to guard against preventable diseases. Although some booster vaccinations don’t need to be given every year, it’s worth keeping up with annual vet checks.”
Of A Dog
It cracks me up when people say they laugh at others because they have to deal with something more expensive. You literally bought a purebred dog. This was your choice. You chose massive poops and to cut up his ears. That’s on you.
Please don't down vote me for the truth, big dogs like this will only live 7-8 years. So expensive yes, but you only have them for a short time.
Yeah, I could never own such a large breed knowing their short lifespan.
Load More Replies...My friend had a rottweiler that had some kind of accident and lost part of one ear. After the surgery, it looked just like the usual clipped ones. People would always pester my friend to get the other clipped to make it more symmetrical. I mean... seriously? Like 'Oh, you had to have a foot amputated? You should get the other cut off so it matches.' Idiots.
I'll match you, with our 159 lb. Anatolian Shepherd - Ren-on-Cou...a092e7.jpg
Cropping and docking illegal in the UK. We had a dobie who had her tail docked wrongly, and you could tell she felt it sometimes, bless her. This guy is a horse of an animal. Sadly they don't live very long as a breed as they cannot sustain that enormous size without problems.
How do you know the dog wasn't adopted from a shelter?
Load More Replies...Of A Arctic Hares
Their coats change from white to mottled white/brown/black in spring... almost tripped over one, it was so well camouflaged with the terrain that it only became apparent when it started jumping across the rocky slopes. Wonderfully agreed creature it was.
Obv not real creatures - clearly a pokemon-style manga fluffball with amazing powers. Too adorable to be real. (And I want one, even though my a/c bill would be KILLER costly!)
Of An Alpine Ibex
6-8 bananas. But he definitly knows he looks fabulous
Load More Replies...PDSA shared some very relevant information about Alaskan Malamutes and Great Danes, two well-known giant dog breeds. Alaskan Malamutes, originally bred to pull sleds, are very popular due to their looks and individual personalities, and they require lots of exercise, space, and attention. People often mistake them for Huskies.
“Malamutes are robust dogs who can be great in the right household but unfortunately, like many pure-bred dogs, they are prone to certain health issues associated with their breed. There is currently testing and screening for some of the problems Alaskan Malamutes can have:
- Hip Dysplasia – where the hip joints don’t fit together perfectly, which will eventually lead to arthritis. Before breeding, dogs should be screened by X-rays through the BVA/Kennel Club Hip Dysplasia Scheme.
- Hypothyroidism – an underactive thyroid, causing problems with weight, skin, and energy levels.
- Cataracts – a ‘clouding’ of the lens of the eye affecting vision. Breeding dogs should be screened every year."
Vet Nurse Renwick also had some fun facts about Alaskan Malamutes to share with Bored Panda. For instance, they can be very vocal. “They may not bark too much, but will happily howl for you,” she said.
"What’s more, Malamutes have double-coated, super-thick fur that helps them withstand arctic temperatures. “They can be very mischievous which can make them a challenge to train and they like to chew everything.”
Of A Geode
In the off-season, it works on Star Trek playing an Inter-Universal Rift.
I though that was a clam at first. Impressive anyway. Inside looks like a night time sky
Of A Rubber Duck
Rubber ducky, You're the one. you make bathtime lots of fun...
Of A Blackberries
Meanwhile, Great Danes are a large, working breed that’s loved for its gentle and sweet nature, not just its giant size. “They are an intelligent breed, making them easy to train in the right hands, but are still very playful and love spending time with their family,” PDSA explained to Bored Panda.
“They are a very impressive breed due to their size. Although they were originally bred for hunting and later as guard dogs, their loyalty and love for their owners have made them popular family pets. They need plenty of space, so a large house and garden are a must if you’re looking at getting a Great Dane!” Renwick said.
“Great Danes are considered real gentle giants who have unlimited love and affection for their families. Unfortunately, like so many other pure-bred dogs, they are at risk of certain problems and conditions relating to their breed:
- Gastric Dilatation Volvulus (GDV)– this is where the stomach twists. It is an emergency and requires urgent veterinary attention.
- Dilated Cardiomyopathy (DCM) – a type of heart disease that means their heart is bigger than it should be and doesn’t function properly.
- Eye problems – a range of eye conditions including in-turning or out-turning (entropian/ectropion) of the eyelids, glaucoma, cherry eye, and medial canthus pocketing. There is screening for some of these conditions.
- Wobbler Syndrome – where the bones in the neck are unstable and causing their back legs to be weak.”
According to PDSA, Great Danes are actually believed to be the largest breed of dog. Technically, they’re classified as a ‘giant breed.’ The tallest dog on record was a Great Dane named Zeus. And if you think that this breed looks familiar, you’re not wrong. One of the most famous Great Danes is Scooby-Doo. The breed was once thought to ward off ghosts and evil spirits, so it makes sense for Scooby to be a Great Dane in the context of his adventures.
“Great Danes grow really quickly, which means they can look like adult dogs but still in fact be puppy-age,” Renwick said. “Even though they’re so big, Great Danes still see themselves as lap dogs! They’ll often try to sit on their owner’s laps.”
Of A Bear
Of An Eagle
Remember that time Trump was doing a photo-shoot with an eagle and the eagle tried to claw his face off? In six months we are ALL that eagle.
wish that eagle could carry me around the world, or tie it on a sledge !
Of A Cabbage
Grandma's thinking of so many recipes.. It's going to be cabbage for the next few weeks.
Phobias are a common anxiety disorder, but they are very varied. Some people live with megalophobia, the intense and irrational fear of large objects
For example, someone with this specific phobia is going to be scared of being around tall buildings, large statues, mountains, oceans, huge vehicles, big animals, and generally large spaces. They can also feel anxious just thinking of these things or looking at their images. So, for instance, seeing even a photo of a large dog might fill them with a certain amount of dread.
Life is full of large objects, both natural and human-made, so having megalophobia can make life difficult. You can try to get over this fear by gradually exposing yourself to big things or talking to a therapist who specializes in phobias. Someone with megalophobia who finds themselves around big things can feel intense fear, anxiety, nausea, dizziness, and shortness of breath.
Of A Corgi
Too much flufiness, Corgis aren´t much friendly breed,
Load More Replies...Sorry but calling photoshop BS on this one. You could not hold a dog that size under one arm for a start.
Nah, not ps. https://www.reddit.com/r/corgi/comments/1fedkmt/this_is_my_corgi_repost_as_was_removed/ They get big. another big one in the comments.
Load More Replies...Of A Kangaroo
Have to ask: who was brave (or maybe I mean stupid) enough to try and coax that beast onto a set of scales?
The zookeepers They train the animals to get on the scales,.have their teeth examined, that kind of thing. There's a really good show on Animal Planet called secrets of the zoo where you get to find this stuff out.
Load More Replies...Why is everything jacked in Australia? Hemsworth... Jackman... kangaroos...
That's an Eastern Grey. That's about average for these blokes.
Of A Moose
yeah again, this moose, am still scratching my head, if i pass by it, it can just leap over my car just like when i leap over a stick 😫😣
Only if it wants to. On the other hand, if it does NOT want to leap over your car, both you and the car are probably in for some physical remodeling.
Load More Replies...A bull moose can grow as tall as 10ft to the top of its head, not including antlers. For perspective, the ceilings in most homes are about 9-10ft high.
Where I come from, the ceilings in typical homes are 7' 6" to 8' high (2.29m - 2.44m). I've got one room in this house with a ceiling at only 7'3" (2.21m) for some inexplicable reason. Ceilings at 9'-10" (2.73m-3m) mean you waste a lot of energy heating rooms in the winter - at least, that's how it works here in northern Europe.
Load More Replies...The best part is that they can swim and dive.. on top of being freaking huge.
It’s very likely that you’ve come across some absolute units on your social media feed without knowing who or what they were. Larger-than-life things are hardly anything new as they’ve been around since ancient history.
But absolute units as a specific pop culture idea are 7 years old. The idea is fairly straightforward. People share a photo of a large object or person and then channel their inner British banter with a caption that shows how awed they are by this lad or absolute unit.
The absolute unit meme is, well, an absolute unit. It is hugely popular. It’s also an example of how one simple phrase can quickly entrench itself into internet culture with a bit of luck and relatability.
Know Your Meme traces the absolute unit phenomenon all the way back to December 13, 2017, when Twitter (now X) user @mrreptoid shared a photo of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England. The internet user titled the photo, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.” That tweet went viral and history was in the making.
Of A Bumble Bee
Yes, they're incredibly docile and have a short life span. They only sting if they think they're in danger. Having had to save a few bees from inquisitive children, the bees were far gentler than the children would have been.
Load More Replies...That's a pretty common size for the 'BumBees' down in this part of the planet, I witness ones larger than that at least two to three times each year in Summer. Some have been so large when they land on you you can feel the weight of it. Not heavy, obviously, but it's an insect and you can feel the weight of it...let that sink in a second. They can reach BIIIIG sizes. Not our only big insect here though...the Giant Weta can reach the length of an entire large hand (fingers included).
Of A Bamboo
Of A Pearl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_clam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giga_Pearl
Load More Replies...how did it fit under his bed? how did he get it under his bed? or is the scale just teeny weeny?
Why it's so expensive? Real question cuz I believe pearls can't be shaped and this one looks weird
I thought pearls needed to be round to be worth money? I don't think they can be worked like metals or minerals, as they are made of concretions. Also, it must have been from a giant clam not an oyster, so less worth?
That's true for jewellery, but this is probably just rarity value
Load More Replies...Call me a wuss, but it's giving me the same feelings as the bladder stone earlier
The absolute unit meme spread like wildfire after that, as people started retweeting the original image or sharing their own photos of large objects and people. Some notable people who contributed to the virality of the meme include journalist David Roth and entrepreneur Elon Musk.
MIT Technology Review’s tweet about an article about the world’s biggest airplane described it as an “absolute unit.” Musk commented underneath by attaching a photo of a huge ram and a comment about how it was “an absolute unit too.” The ram was a photo that had previously gone viral after being shared by The Museum of English Rural Life, which had also said the animal was an absolute unit.
Musk later even temporarily changed his profile photo to the giant ram. Meanwhile, the curator of The Museum of English Rural Life then changed its account’s profile pic to Musk’s and its name to The Muskeum of Elonglish Rural Life. The curator of that account, Adam Koszary, who had published the photo of the big ram, was then allegedly hired by Musk to be a social media manager at Tesla, the automotive company.
Of Baobab Trees
Of A Wine Barrel
It is on public view at Heidelberg Castle in Heidelberg, Germany.
Been there, on top of it (like you as well, I assume?). Patently absurd, isn't it?
Load More Replies...Between the above cheese and this barrel, I could happily engorge myself
Been there. It's so huge, it might just as well be one, just with the masts taken of - and somehow stranded in the basement of a castle. It's ridiculous.
Load More Replies...There used to be, well sort of. They tried three times, but never got it completely sealed and it leaked wine all over, so it's only use is as a tourist attraction. For what it's worth, its volume is 219k liters/~58k US gallons.
Load More Replies...Of Ginger
The ‘Absolute Unit’ subreddit was founded 7 years ago, in early 2018. The online group is going strong to this very day. It ranks among the top 1% of all communities on Reddit by size and boasts a whopping 1.8 million members from around the globe. The moderators running the sub have even created a helpful wiki to help people understand what absolute units are better.
The moderators explain that they’re mainly looking for people to post photos of animals. However, they’re also happy to accept images featuring giant examples of food, statues, and items. However, even if all of these pics are shared in the name of fun, the community steers clear of controversial posts. Fat-shaming photos and harassment are strictly forbidden.
Of A Cabinet
If that falls on you, you get Rococo’d to death (because, you’ll be praying for Victorian Revival)
It's beautiful. It has probably been in that same spot since it was built.
Of A Chonky Squirrel
Grandma overfed her squirrels. In one week, one was hit by a car, but another survived a hawk picking it up, and then dropping it leaving scars (was too heavy)
i bet this was at centre parcs uk, the squirrels there live off biscuits and pizza, we called the squaddles
Reminds me of the one I saw in Canada on one of my visits, lol. SDC10233-6...40c845.jpg
Of The Kidney Stones
I wonder if this is an autopsy. Cause of death: not drinking enough water.
Load More Replies...Dear god! I'm so glad I've made it this far and avoided these things.
Wow that's actually helpful. I always pictured them as white rocks with a bunch of needles sticking out of the sides so imagining this should make it less painful next time
For instance, if you want to post photos of other people, keep in mind that you can only share ones of public figures, and they have to be large in stature (not just fat). You’re also not allowed to share photos of female bodybuilders.
Meanwhile, take the time to get to know what other members of the subreddit have already posted. Don’t share photos that have already been (re)shared within the last 2 months. Also, avoid reposting the top 50 images of all time. And when sharing pics, start the post title with the word “of.” As in, the thing you’re sharing is an absolute unit “of [name of the thing].”
Of A Goat
Of Bread
Of A Lizard
Which of these photos impressed you the most? Which absolute units genuinely made you stop scrolling because you couldn’t believe how large the thing was?
What is the biggest or smallest animal that you’ve seen in your life? Have you seen any absolute units today? If you have a spare moment, share your thoughts in the comments, at the bottom of this post.
Of A Dog
Of A Carrot 🥕
Particularly if made with the cabbage elsewhere on this post.
Load More Replies...Of A Deep Sea Wolf Eel
...I like the way that eel looks,it look scary and amazing at the same time,just my opinion
Of A Moth
Of The Originator Of Every Pancake
Of A Shark
Of A Thorn
It's a shiv!!! Things are rough in thier neck of the woods
Of A Giant Toad
Of A Bunch Of 🍇
It is real you can see the vines. My nan had grape vines when I was growing up
Load More Replies...Of A Huge White-Bellied Sea Eagle
Looks like the Godfeather of Seagulls. That would take more than your chips at the seaside, lol
There is some forced perspective there. Although white-bellied sea eagles are very large, their length is around one meter, and their heads are NOT larger than a person's head. Here is a photo of one of these eagles with a person, WITHOUT forced perspective: https://www.instagram.com/tessagrace11/p/CzVbgQUxDcM/
Of A Guard
Of A Slug
Of A Bee
" I am a gyrating, pollinating son of a bee. I am an essential worker ecologically. "
im allergic to bees but id let this fellow hang out with me. its too cute
It's the venom in the sting you're allergic to, not the creature itself. I you just see one, unless you've got a phobia, it won't hurt you. To be clear: I am not putting down anyone's phobia, they are real, I just wanted to point out what causes the allergic reaction.
Load More Replies...Of A Preserved Blue Whale Heart - Weighing 440 Pounds
Each rung on the ladder to the left are probably about 12"/30.48cm (or 1.5 bananas) apart, if that helps
Load More Replies...Of A Load Of Carrots
Of My New Glasses (-17 Prescription)
I have this level of prescription. My vision is quite blurry without my glasses but after so many years of needing them (since birth but I only got glasses when I was 2) I can now figure out which blur means what. This is about the best simulator I found for what I see (extreme myopia): https://www.honolulueyeclinic.com/vision-simulator/
Load More Replies...Coke bottle glasses is what they used to call thick lenses like that.
I'm -9 in both eyes. People are mentioning what one sees without their glasses. The answer is, it's blurry, but manageable. Sure, you can't read street signs but you can see enough to drive if you absolutely had to. You can see well enough to find your glasses. It's just blurry.
damn, the thickness of the glasses, that's why she cant raise her face due to heavy weight of the glasses only 😫😢
I wear -15 and if you have plastic lenses, they are usually thickier (lower refractive index than glass), but light. Also, lenses for myopia are very thin in the middle and thick on the edges (concave lenses). But any time I can, I choose contact lenses :)
Load More Replies...Of A Riot Officer
Of Komodo Dragon
ya no komodo dragons r illegal unless its a zoo. even then the weather and temperatures here wouldnt b ideal. ud need thousands of dollars to get a proper living space for it. ud also need to get the venom glands removed for ur safety. doing that would reveal u have one and ud get arrested or fined. unless someone is willing to spend thousands and risk their life u wont find one outside of a zoo in america. even then not all zoos want to spend the money to have them
Load More Replies...Of An Allen Wrench
This is how IKEA assembles their stores. Trust me. I'm Swedish, and we all get the instructions in case we're needed to build one.
Of The Italian Defense Minister
Of A Monk
Of A 6 Month Old King Pinguin Name Pesto
Of A Dog
Of A Bear
Of A Cheeks
The one and only Dizzy Gillespie. I almost named my cat after him (a tuxedo with a perfect moustache and goatee) because in his younger days Dizzy had a perfect moustache and goatee. But alas I named my cat after Thelonious Monk. But now we just call him the nickname Ceecee anyway
Of A Bar Tab
All of that money and the venue still charged $30 for "Unmet minimum"? Wow.
Apparently, it's a bucket of Dom Perignon champagne. They have champagne "package deals" and All are Welcome is the name of the package they ordered.
Load More Replies...The markup for all of these is INSANE. The aces of spade retails for $500 and the clase azul for $160. Also, 26 of those for 20 people is wild.
Must be very old .... 20% service charge? pure insulting ! gimme 30 to 50% !
I like a drink but this is just a ridiculous waste of money - spending money for the sake of it.
Of A Nail
Of An Eyebrow
Well they didn’t exaggerate too much with Dennis Healy.
Load More Replies...Of A Chin
State Trooper is the only place he could get a job. He got it solely on his appearance.
Judge Dredds brother who failed to get into the academy, drokk
Of Police Force
I'm pretty sure that's 5 kids in a Police uniform because they couldn't find a trench coat.
Back in the 1960s the Chief of Police wore Colonel's Eagles. Now they are all 5-star Admirals.
Of A Hat
Of A Stick
Of A Wallet My Coworker Has
Of A Grill
...I saw either a lime, an avacado, or a grenade.
Load More Replies...Of A Horse Used In A Mine
Many lived out their lives down in mines. They never show them in movies with mine disasters, but they were there
Load More Replies...Of A Beard
Of A Sliced Bread
Of A Funyun
Of A Absolute Unit Of A House
It's bigger than the Carringtons' mansion in the original Dynasty!
This 60k+ sqft. Property, located in Texas, was built in 2001. A doctor and his wife built the 46 bedroom and 26 bathroom property, with plans to make it a live-in rehabilitation facility for his patients. Before construction was complete, the couple built a nearly identical house, on the 15 acre lot nextdoor, and chose to live there instead. This house was listed at $3.5 million in 2015.
Of A Spider Plushy
I got dark mode for free, Dark Reader App for chrome. Also, reading past number 50 they go down in rank anyhow. Pay for Bored Panda...pfffft
Load More Replies...The grammar in some of these subheadings hurt but other than that 👍
Put "Absolute unit" before it, then it makes sense.
Load More Replies...I got dark mode for free, Dark Reader App for chrome. Also, reading past number 50 they go down in rank anyhow. Pay for Bored Panda...pfffft
Load More Replies...The grammar in some of these subheadings hurt but other than that 👍
Put "Absolute unit" before it, then it makes sense.
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