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A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times
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A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

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Do you have a twisted sense of humor? A knack or longing for pissing people off? Well, fine citizen of earth, these are for you!

We all know America is circling the fuckin’ drain. The world is a fuckin’ mess. I decided I had two choices. 1) Blow the brains from my skull in an act of defiance against a senseless god. 2) Create some avant-garde artistic statement in a vain attempt to find catharsis in tumultuous times.

In the end, I don’t really give a fuck about anything so I created some coins with an all-too-on-the-nose statement of exactly that.

Americans give zero fucks about everything, yet want to seem like they give a shit about stuff… Buying one of these coins is the perfect representation of that cognitive dissonance. What does it all mean? I don’t fucking know, but people seem to love them because our Kickstarter is a smashing fucking success.

Check it out here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/79786167/zero-fucks-coins-new-coins or don’t. Just take a guess how many fucks I give.

In all honesty, I hope these put a smile on your face and entertained you while you’re wasting away in your cubicle. If nothing else, now you know where to go to get a shiny “token” of appreciation to present to your Bill Lumbergh the next time he asks for your TPS Reports.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Where can I exchange some bills for this change? I'm out of f***s for sure.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    www.zerofuckscoin.com has you covered for sure ;)

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao !! I need theses to give to certain people in my life. I want some, lmfao!!!!!!!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get the 1 f**k coins to show people but not give away so I can say "I seriously don't give a single f**k"

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so we're just gonna pretend that the censorship won't censor this but it'll censor biological terms (i believe it was r****m that im thinking of). BP, if you're going to censor, make it make sense. or do us all a favor and quit it with the censoring! (btw im not upset that this didn't get censored, im upset because the censoring exists)

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should also be a coin with a cape on it and a zero on the other side as a way of telling people I don't give a flying f*ck and a coin with an arrow pointing at a rat's a** with a zero on the other end as a way of letting people know I don't give a rats a**.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rat's asses? Got 'em! :) https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/products/rats-a*s-single-coin

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you tired of the average boring US currency? Do your friends ask for cash? Well do we have the solution for you!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy these? And where can I spend these ?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need these in my life! Gonna go order a few! But then, who gives a f**k?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to rationalise giving the zero f***s coin and I've fallen into fuckception.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Where can I exchange some bills for this change? I'm out of f***s for sure.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    www.zerofuckscoin.com has you covered for sure ;)

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao !! I need theses to give to certain people in my life. I want some, lmfao!!!!!!!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get the 1 f**k coins to show people but not give away so I can say "I seriously don't give a single f**k"

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so we're just gonna pretend that the censorship won't censor this but it'll censor biological terms (i believe it was r****m that im thinking of). BP, if you're going to censor, make it make sense. or do us all a favor and quit it with the censoring! (btw im not upset that this didn't get censored, im upset because the censoring exists)

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should also be a coin with a cape on it and a zero on the other side as a way of telling people I don't give a flying f*ck and a coin with an arrow pointing at a rat's a** with a zero on the other end as a way of letting people know I don't give a rats a**.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rat's asses? Got 'em! :) https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/products/rats-a*s-single-coin

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you tired of the average boring US currency? Do your friends ask for cash? Well do we have the solution for you!

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    Where can I buy these? And where can I spend these ?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need these in my life! Gonna go order a few! But then, who gives a f**k?

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    Trying to rationalise giving the zero f***s coin and I've fallen into fuckception.

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