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A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

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Do you have a twisted sense of humor? A knack or longing for pissing people off? Well, fine citizen of earth, these are for you!

We all know America is circling the fuckin’ drain. The world is a fuckin’ mess. I decided I had two choices. 1) Blow the brains from my skull in an act of defiance against a senseless god. 2) Create some avant-garde artistic statement in a vain attempt to find catharsis in tumultuous times.

In the end, I don’t really give a fuck about anything so I created some coins with an all-too-on-the-nose statement of exactly that.

Americans give zero fucks about everything, yet want to seem like they give a shit about stuff… Buying one of these coins is the perfect representation of that cognitive dissonance. What does it all mean? I don’t fucking know, but people seem to love them because our Kickstarter is a smashing fucking success.

Check it out here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/79786167/zero-fucks-coins-new-coins or don’t. Just take a guess how many fucks I give.

In all honesty, I hope these put a smile on your face and entertained you while you’re wasting away in your cubicle. If nothing else, now you know where to go to get a shiny “token” of appreciation to present to your Bill Lumbergh the next time he asks for your TPS Reports.

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Literally give two shits

A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

Give a flying fuck or two fucks

A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

Even give zero fucks

A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

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Fuck it, give the mother load

A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

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A Crazy New Currency For These Crazy Times

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TheBoredPanda 6 years ago

Yup. Where can I exchange some bills for this change? I'm out of f***s for sure.

20points

Justin James (Post author) 6 years ago

www.zerofuckscoin.com has you covered for sure ;)

13points

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Linda Engman 7 years ago

Lmao !! I need theses to give to certain people in my life. I want some, lmfao!!!!!!!

12points

Mei. Chasandra 7 years ago

😹

9points

Linda Engman 7 years ago

Do you want one, lol ??

3points

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Eric James 6 years ago

I would get the 1 f**k coins to show people but not give away so I can say "I seriously don't give a single f**k"

8points

Hiten Sangani 6 years ago

they forgot shitcoin

4points

. 2 years ago (edited)

ok so we're just gonna pretend that the censorship won't censor this but it'll censor biological terms (i believe it was r****m that im thinking of). BP, if you're going to censor, make it make sense. or do us all a favor and quit it with the censoring! (btw im not upset that this didn't get censored, im upset because the censoring exists)

3points

Lucille Varner 4 years ago

give these to whoever designed 2020

3points

Cynthia Andrews 7 years ago

Lol I wish I knew where to buy these ... and just keep them in a dish on my coffee table lol

3points

Justin James (Post author) 6 years ago

You can score them, and others, at www.ZeroFucksCoin.com ;)

2points

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Rich Willson 7 years ago

I want!! How do I get these??

3points

Justin James (Post author) 6 years ago

www.ZeroFucksCoin.com has you covered!

0points

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Adriana Coppage 3 years ago

F***S ARE NOW CURRENCY

2points

Jason Marin 2 years ago

There should also be a coin with a cape on it and a zero on the other side as a way of telling people I don't give a flying f*ck and a coin with an arrow pointing at a rat's a** with a zero on the other end as a way of letting people know I don't give a rats a**.

1point

Justin James (Post author) 2 years ago

Rat's asses? Got 'em! :) https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/products/rats-a*s-single-coin

1point

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Lily Dennard 5 years ago

Are you tired of the average boring US currency? Do your friends ask for cash? Well do we have the solution for you!

1point

Me 6 years ago

Love it so so good

1point

Ezra Houssian 2 years ago

Lol

0points

PopscotchM 2 years ago

*shows someone a f**k coin* "And i'm not giving you this"

0points

Kija 2 years ago

Where can I buy these? And where can I spend these ?

0points

Callista pierce 3 years ago

i need some f***s

0points

Porg&people 3 years ago

🌵

0points

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago

I need these in my life! Gonna go order a few! But then, who gives a f**k?

0points

Nigel Rodgers 3 years ago

Trying to rationalise giving the zero f***s coin and I've fallen into fuckception.

0points

SaraFromHell 4 years ago

Can we actually do this? Like please...

0points

Amy Pontious 4 years ago

Lmao

0points

Bored Bitch 5 years ago

Okay illl have 2000 of each

0points

Chelsey Nicole 6 years ago

I need these.

0points

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

I want this.

0points

pak 6 years ago

I want the s**t coins,haha

0points

Jase Buel 6 years ago

GIVE ME

0points

TheBoredPanda 6 years ago

Yup. Where can I exchange some bills for this change? I'm out of f***s for sure.

20points

Justin James (Post author) 6 years ago

www.zerofuckscoin.com has you covered for sure ;)

13points

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Linda Engman 7 years ago

Lmao !! I need theses to give to certain people in my life. I want some, lmfao!!!!!!!

12points

Mei. Chasandra 7 years ago

😹

9points

Linda Engman 7 years ago

Do you want one, lol ??

3points

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Eric James 6 years ago

I would get the 1 f**k coins to show people but not give away so I can say "I seriously don't give a single f**k"

8points

Hiten Sangani 6 years ago

they forgot shitcoin

4points

. 2 years ago (edited)

ok so we're just gonna pretend that the censorship won't censor this but it'll censor biological terms (i believe it was r****m that im thinking of). BP, if you're going to censor, make it make sense. or do us all a favor and quit it with the censoring! (btw im not upset that this didn't get censored, im upset because the censoring exists)

3points

Lucille Varner 4 years ago

give these to whoever designed 2020

3points

Cynthia Andrews 7 years ago

Lol I wish I knew where to buy these ... and just keep them in a dish on my coffee table lol

3points

Justin James (Post author) 6 years ago

You can score them, and others, at www.ZeroFucksCoin.com ;)

2points

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Rich Willson 7 years ago

I want!! How do I get these??

3points

Justin James (Post author) 6 years ago

www.ZeroFucksCoin.com has you covered!

0points

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Adriana Coppage 3 years ago

F***S ARE NOW CURRENCY

2points

Jason Marin 2 years ago

There should also be a coin with a cape on it and a zero on the other side as a way of telling people I don't give a flying f*ck and a coin with an arrow pointing at a rat's a** with a zero on the other end as a way of letting people know I don't give a rats a**.

1point

Justin James (Post author) 2 years ago

Rat's asses? Got 'em! :) https://www.zerofuckscoin.com/products/rats-a*s-single-coin

1point

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Lily Dennard 5 years ago

Are you tired of the average boring US currency? Do your friends ask for cash? Well do we have the solution for you!

1point

Me 6 years ago

Love it so so good

1point

Ezra Houssian 2 years ago

Lol

0points

PopscotchM 2 years ago

*shows someone a f**k coin* "And i'm not giving you this"

0points

Kija 2 years ago

Where can I buy these? And where can I spend these ?

0points

Callista pierce 3 years ago

i need some f***s

0points

Porg&people 3 years ago

🌵

0points

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago

I need these in my life! Gonna go order a few! But then, who gives a f**k?

0points

Nigel Rodgers 3 years ago

Trying to rationalise giving the zero f***s coin and I've fallen into fuckception.

0points

SaraFromHell 4 years ago

Can we actually do this? Like please...

0points

Amy Pontious 4 years ago

Lmao

0points

Bored Bitch 5 years ago

Okay illl have 2000 of each

0points

Chelsey Nicole 6 years ago

I need these.

0points

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

I want this.

0points

pak 6 years ago

I want the s**t coins,haha

0points

Jase Buel 6 years ago

GIVE ME

0points

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