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Person ‘Collects’ Absurd 911 Phone Calls, Starts Animating The Best Ones

Person ‘Collects’ Absurd 911 Phone Calls, Starts Animating The Best Ones

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When it comes to asking for help, most of us have a pretty clear definition of an emergency. Some people, however, think that having a beef with a fast food restaurant manager can only be settled by a police officer.

A TikTok user who goes by the nickname Sock Puppet Master has been animating some of the funniest 911 calls, and they’re so absurd, it’s hard to believe they actually happened. But they did.

These exchanges have already racked up millions of views and likes for Sock Puppet Master on the platform and since the numbers just keep growing, Bored Panda decided to feature them as well!

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The one with the deer

@mbg9999Repost formatted for Tiktok with SUBTITLES. #911 #police #funny #fyp #animated #artistsoftiktok♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

Sock Puppet Master is a Florida native who moved up to New Jersey when she was in college. She has been an artist and writer since high school, and that background helps a lot with the animations.

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Sock Puppet Master started animating right before Thanksgiving as “the weird holiday blues” started to creep in. Her goal at first was just to be silly and send the videos to her friends in an attempt to make them laugh. But she eventually decided to drop a few into TikTok and the series really took off.

“I work in healthcare marketing and have worked in many creative agencies as well,” she told Bored Panda. “Putting it all together—the drawing, storytelling, and work experience—has been a lot of fun. I live with my cat and my bird with loved ones all over the US, so this is a great way to stay connected and engaged with the world even in isolation.”

The one with the lock

@mbg9999Reposting version with SUBTITLES by request. #911 #police #funny #florida #fyp #karen♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

“I didn’t start specifically with 911 calls in mind, it’s just serendipity that led me there. I was just messing around on YouTube, looking for funny short videos so I could have an excuse to animate without writing my own material, which can be time-consuming. This was just low-hanging fruit…”

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As she stumbled upon these calls, they gave Sock Puppet Master such vivid images of the people on them, she simply couldn’t help herself. “The first one came out so well I just picked up a few more as I found them,” she recalled.

“In fact, there are a finite number of funny 911 calls—so I look for other sources like newscasts and viral videos in general. As long as I keep finding 911 calls that are funny (and real), I’ll keep dreaming up the visuals. So far, 2 people have offered suggestions that I animated, so I’m always happy to hear ideas.”

The one with the hamburger

@mbg9999Version with SUBTITLES by request. #911 #police #funny #karen #animated #artistsoftiktok♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

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Non-emergency calls constitute a large portion of all 911 calls. As you can see, callers phone 911 to ask about pretty much anything. Also, since wireless carriers do not charge for 911 calls, cell phone users sometimes call 911 and ask the dispatcher to transfer their call to a non-police number, to avoid paying for it. At least one police agency found that it was their own off-duty personnel who abused 911 in this way.

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To put things into perspective, consider this: in 2000, 40 percent of the 911 calls in Jefferson County, Kentucky, were nonemergencies. In Floyd County, Indiana, reports stated that nearly half of all the 911 calls were nonemergencies. A year later, in 2001, the San Diego Sheriff’s Department reported that more than half of its 911 calls were frivolous.

The one with the daughters

@mbg9999#911 #funny #police #sisters #fyp #foryou #animation #cartoon♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

“As far as choosing what to animate, it’s just a function of whether it is already funny, knowing that the outcome was not a horrible thing and whether the descriptions will serve animating well,” Sock Puppet Master explained. “I try to avoid fake 911 calls or anything that is an obvious tragedy, because that is never funny, of course.”

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“YouTube seems to be the best place to find content that I can animate. Even with the funny ones, people can have a visceral reaction, and all of a sudden you’re knee-deep in politics. So I’m trying to choose carefully and be thoughtful about it.”

The creator didn’t turn on comments on her videos at first because she was legitimately afraid of the feedback. “I was afraid people would think they stink. But then I finally turned them on and the floodgates opened. The reaction was so great and so positive. People are complementary and hilarious and they are laughing. Imagine that. Just knowing I did some stupid little thing that made someone smile makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Just overwhelmingly positive responses. I’m thrilled.”

The one with the snowman

@mbg9999#911 #funny #police #fyp #foryou #animation #cartoon #snowman♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

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Sock Puppet Master enjoys watching some of the conversations spin out in the comments section too. At one point, for example, users Playboi and Fartfanoogen were having a serious throwdown about a political topic in the comments section of an animated cartoon.

Sock Puppet Master plans to keep producing these videos as long as she knows they are making people happy, “especially in a time where lots of us are anxious and depressed about the world.”

“If I can provide one person with a little mental break from [what’s happening], that’s enough for me,” she said. “In the end, these are always for me. I just share them with the world for that subset of people like me who love cartoons!”

The one with the squirrel

@mbg9999#funny #911 #police #animals #fyp #foryou♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master
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The one with the ice

@mbg9999#911 #funny #winter #snow #ice #police #fyp #foryou #animation #cartoon♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

The one with the spider

@mbg9999#funny #911 #police #spiders #animation #cartoon #fyp♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

The one with the siren

@mbg9999Real audio. #911 #funny #police #karen #speeding #fyp #animated #foryou♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

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The one with the fancy black shoes

@mbg9999#police #cartoon #animation #drawing #skething #funny #fyp♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

The one with the plants

@mbg9999#cartoon #911 #funny #fyp♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

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The one with the bottle

@mbg9999#cartoon #beer #911 #insomnia #help #fyp♬ original sound – Sock Puppet Master

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Ilona Baliūnaitė

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I'm a Visual Editor at Bored Panda since 2017. I've searched through a multitude of images to create over 2000 diverse posts on a wide range of topics. I love memes, funny, and cute stuff, but I'm also into social issues topics. Despite my background in communication, my heart belongs to visual media, especially photography. When I'm not at my desk, you're likely to find me in the streets with my camera, checking out cool exhibitions, watching a movie at the cinema or just chilling with a coffee in a cozy place

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Hazel Waring
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How blessed a life these people must have led to think these scenarios are an emergency

J. Cole
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly feel like there are so many people who have (thankfully) never had an emergency to call 911, that they're just like "F**k it. Now or never."

mermaidgirl960
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so thankful I have never needed to call 911, I would only ever call if my life or someone else's life, was in active danger. I wonder how someone can be so stupid to call for such a simple reason.

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Katinka Min
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a species we are doomed to be extinct. We are simply to lazy and too dumb to survive. (Although it is very cute that the police actuall went out to killl a spider)

Forty-Two
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The spider has been 'dispatched'" I literally cannot stop laughing

B Jones
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking I wanted to see the crime scene photos of that spider

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Lúthien
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish such idiots were jailed for indirectly potentially causing the death of other people (by occupying emergency services)

Flare
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except the woman in the one with the daughters. THAT was an emergency

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Full of Giggles
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve heard the deer call about 100x and I still crack up. My ex and I used to say “So who gets the deer... me or the dog?” when we got utterly confused.

Anna Repp
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOT funny! First - are these not infringing on private lives? Second - I got to the two daughters one and it is not funny at all. The officer should not have joked like that - if one of the kids has a mental issue it is not funny and a 911 call is totally warranted.

Tara Curry
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First call: OK, this guy's an idiot, but he's hurt, so he had a good reason to call 911. Second call: OK, I guess that's kind of an emergency, but they probably should have called a tow truck instead. All the rest: Really, Karen? Really?

Flare
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about the fourth one? The woman actually had an emergency and the dispatcher made a terrible joke. It was also the only one where the dispatcher was the dumb one.

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MelO
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assume the deer guy had a head injury from either the accident or getting kicked by the deer. I mean, I kinda hope so.

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except the deer one has been circulating in various forms since the 70s (on cassette tapes at one time). So, even Snopes doesn't know if it's real or made up.

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H.L.Lewis
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want more! Those are great. Just unfortunate that there are so many clueless people in the world.

Matheus Oliveira
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’d be nice to have comboxes for each video, but that’s been quite a funny way to kickstart monday lol

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The intro says these are real. The deer one may not be real. The one with Mr. Peanut, that was a sketch artist, not a 911 call, and it can't be real, right?

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one with the deer (currently #1) is really, really old and might not be a real 911 call. Our most popular local rock station used to play it now and again in the morning show. Has to be at least 15 years ago that they played it. And it might not be a real 911 call. Apparently versions of it have been circulating since the 70s. See here on Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bambulance/

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of English accent is that "The one with the snowman"? It is the cutest darned accent ever.

cybermerlin2000
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The One With The Spider: Officer looks down at bullet riddled spider and slides a gun next to the body. "He had a gun".

SnakAttack
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man these are insane! That pot one thou. Like I've been smoking for over 20 years I have never in my high mind been like let me 911 a question real quick..🤣. Maybe my loud is quieter than I thought.😜

blugeagua
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3 years ago (edited)

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Did the karen one just HAVE to have blonde hair? That is always an annoying and untrue stereotype. Also karens and kyles can look like anything.

Hazel Waring
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How blessed a life these people must have led to think these scenarios are an emergency

J. Cole
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly feel like there are so many people who have (thankfully) never had an emergency to call 911, that they're just like "F**k it. Now or never."

mermaidgirl960
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so thankful I have never needed to call 911, I would only ever call if my life or someone else's life, was in active danger. I wonder how someone can be so stupid to call for such a simple reason.

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Katinka Min
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a species we are doomed to be extinct. We are simply to lazy and too dumb to survive. (Although it is very cute that the police actuall went out to killl a spider)

Forty-Two
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The spider has been 'dispatched'" I literally cannot stop laughing

B Jones
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking I wanted to see the crime scene photos of that spider

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Lúthien
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish such idiots were jailed for indirectly potentially causing the death of other people (by occupying emergency services)

Flare
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except the woman in the one with the daughters. THAT was an emergency

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Full of Giggles
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve heard the deer call about 100x and I still crack up. My ex and I used to say “So who gets the deer... me or the dog?” when we got utterly confused.

Anna Repp
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOT funny! First - are these not infringing on private lives? Second - I got to the two daughters one and it is not funny at all. The officer should not have joked like that - if one of the kids has a mental issue it is not funny and a 911 call is totally warranted.

Tara Curry
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First call: OK, this guy's an idiot, but he's hurt, so he had a good reason to call 911. Second call: OK, I guess that's kind of an emergency, but they probably should have called a tow truck instead. All the rest: Really, Karen? Really?

Flare
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about the fourth one? The woman actually had an emergency and the dispatcher made a terrible joke. It was also the only one where the dispatcher was the dumb one.

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MelO
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assume the deer guy had a head injury from either the accident or getting kicked by the deer. I mean, I kinda hope so.

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except the deer one has been circulating in various forms since the 70s (on cassette tapes at one time). So, even Snopes doesn't know if it's real or made up.

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H.L.Lewis
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want more! Those are great. Just unfortunate that there are so many clueless people in the world.

Matheus Oliveira
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’d be nice to have comboxes for each video, but that’s been quite a funny way to kickstart monday lol

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The intro says these are real. The deer one may not be real. The one with Mr. Peanut, that was a sketch artist, not a 911 call, and it can't be real, right?

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one with the deer (currently #1) is really, really old and might not be a real 911 call. Our most popular local rock station used to play it now and again in the morning show. Has to be at least 15 years ago that they played it. And it might not be a real 911 call. Apparently versions of it have been circulating since the 70s. See here on Snopes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bambulance/

Marnie
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of English accent is that "The one with the snowman"? It is the cutest darned accent ever.

cybermerlin2000
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The One With The Spider: Officer looks down at bullet riddled spider and slides a gun next to the body. "He had a gun".

SnakAttack
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man these are insane! That pot one thou. Like I've been smoking for over 20 years I have never in my high mind been like let me 911 a question real quick..🤣. Maybe my loud is quieter than I thought.😜

blugeagua
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

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Did the karen one just HAVE to have blonde hair? That is always an annoying and untrue stereotype. Also karens and kyles can look like anything.

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