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Meet 7-year-old Bea, whose conversations with her mom are taking over the Internet. Her mother Kelly Oxford posts them on her incredibly popular Twitter account that is being followed by more than 636K people.
Bea is not the only child. New York Times best-seller author and screenwriter Kelly also posts about her other two kids, but her 7-year-old daughter takes the spotlight.
Below are some of their funny conversations. You can follow Kelly Oxford on twitter for more!
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Meet 7-year-old Bea, whose conversations with her mom are taking over the Internet
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Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago
too bad you can't reply to people with negative ratings- that one down below is living proof of what a messed up life looks like.. Kid is funny- and mom is fun for sharing :)
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Camille Graphliart 8 years ago
Holy YES! I never understood this habit of most of the english speaking channel I watched
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Robyn Scott 8 years ago
And then there's those sneaky undercover muffins that might as well be cupcakes.......Red Velvet Muffin - I'm looking at you!
#7
Shana Barber 8 years ago
I'm just glad I'm not the only parent who has had to have the "we don't eat people" conversation.
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SarahofBorg 8 years ago
Huh, I had the opposite reaction when I learned. I thought it was strange people could be paid for something they love so much! It's like being paid to eat pizza! I didn't get the downside.
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SarahofBorg 8 years ago
If you grew up on a farm, the question is usually the opposite. "wait, humans make babies the same way animals do?"
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.gas. 8 years ago
I'm not sure about these. I think some may have been made up, in whole or part. Others, if they are true, are concerning, and would warrant a follow-up discussion on where a 7 y/o learned about such things or, if she learned about them from home, perhaps it's best not to post that fact to the world.
Celina Gombedza 8 years ago
I think it's all made up, or made much more dramatic than it actually was. Just stuff to make the mother 'Internet famous'. Sorry to burst you bubble.
Crystal Bourque 7 years ago
For those saying 7 year Olds don't talk like this or know about weed, sex, Kardashians etc apparently don't pay attention to what happens in schools, with their friends, what they see on TV, YouTube, and I could go on. My boys was asking me simular questions in elementary school and I'd ask where they heard that from... Their answer.. School, friends, etc. And just cause you have never heard it from your kids mouth doesn't mean they are not talking about it. Kids are growing up way to fast now a days. I didn't know half the things in middles school that kids in elementary school know now. I believe in being open with my kids. Depending on the question and age is how I would word my answer. My youngest son has corrected kids in middle school and teachers in health class about certain issues, and that's because he grew up in a family with medical backgrounds. If my kid had a legitimate question about something he heard from friends or school id answer it correctly in a "professional" way
Kenri Basar 8 years ago
Thank God! Kids on my side of the world are still cute and innocent... And No, they don't know about the Kardashia or Bachelor stuffs...
Danton Dubier 8 years ago
this is a b******t if the kid was this smart shed be tweeting it herself
Koyonnor Williams 7 years ago
You can try to restrict what your 7 year olds watch but remember they aren’t home schooled
Carrie Moffett 7 years ago
For those of you freaking out because a 7 year old knows about sex, think about this: would you want your child to find out about it form you or someone else? Would you want your child to be prepared when they hit puberty or be caught off guard and have no clue what's happening? When I was seven, one of the girls at my school was going around talking about stuff she'd heard from her older sister, so my mother finally sat me down and gave me "the talk" because she wanted me to learn it about sex from her and not some other child. She also had me well informed about periods; so well in fact that when I had my first one I knew exactly what it was (I was twelve and that's when she started, so it was about the right time anyway), cursed because now I had to deal with it, grabbed a pad and moved on with life. Leaving a kid in the dark and/or letting them find out about stuff from other kids who have no idea what they're talking about is a good way to lead to teenage pregnancy.
Lindy Pivalizza 7 years ago
I'm really more concerned about her language? Such a potty mouth!!! Why the need to swear so wickedly? I'm willing to bet my salary that, this stuff isn't true either.
Kathleen McGuire 7 years ago
Our 7 year old says this sort of stuff all the time. Tonight she was writing something about chickens (she likes to give herself homework) and declared that she would list its classification ("bird") and the other interesting facts such as: chickens can only have babies if the egg has been fertilised. We have no idea how she knows this stuff!
Polly Pounders 8 years ago
If they aren't made up, than this young child is being exposed to way more than she should at her age. She lets her daughter watch Survivor? Listen to Beyonce? and understands the lyrics??? She's a single mom isnt' she??!! sad....
.gas. 8 years ago
I'm not sure about these. I think some may have been made up, in whole or part. Others, if they are true, are concerning, and would warrant a follow-up discussion on where a 7 y/o learned about such things or, if she learned about them from home, perhaps it's best not to post that fact to the world.
Celina Gombedza 8 years ago
I think it's all made up, or made much more dramatic than it actually was. Just stuff to make the mother 'Internet famous'. Sorry to burst you bubble.
Crystal Bourque 7 years ago
For those saying 7 year Olds don't talk like this or know about weed, sex, Kardashians etc apparently don't pay attention to what happens in schools, with their friends, what they see on TV, YouTube, and I could go on. My boys was asking me simular questions in elementary school and I'd ask where they heard that from... Their answer.. School, friends, etc. And just cause you have never heard it from your kids mouth doesn't mean they are not talking about it. Kids are growing up way to fast now a days. I didn't know half the things in middles school that kids in elementary school know now. I believe in being open with my kids. Depending on the question and age is how I would word my answer. My youngest son has corrected kids in middle school and teachers in health class about certain issues, and that's because he grew up in a family with medical backgrounds. If my kid had a legitimate question about something he heard from friends or school id answer it correctly in a "professional" way
Kenri Basar 8 years ago
Thank God! Kids on my side of the world are still cute and innocent... And No, they don't know about the Kardashia or Bachelor stuffs...
Danton Dubier 8 years ago
this is a b******t if the kid was this smart shed be tweeting it herself
Koyonnor Williams 7 years ago
You can try to restrict what your 7 year olds watch but remember they aren’t home schooled
Carrie Moffett 7 years ago
For those of you freaking out because a 7 year old knows about sex, think about this: would you want your child to find out about it form you or someone else? Would you want your child to be prepared when they hit puberty or be caught off guard and have no clue what's happening? When I was seven, one of the girls at my school was going around talking about stuff she'd heard from her older sister, so my mother finally sat me down and gave me "the talk" because she wanted me to learn it about sex from her and not some other child. She also had me well informed about periods; so well in fact that when I had my first one I knew exactly what it was (I was twelve and that's when she started, so it was about the right time anyway), cursed because now I had to deal with it, grabbed a pad and moved on with life. Leaving a kid in the dark and/or letting them find out about stuff from other kids who have no idea what they're talking about is a good way to lead to teenage pregnancy.
Lindy Pivalizza 7 years ago
I'm really more concerned about her language? Such a potty mouth!!! Why the need to swear so wickedly? I'm willing to bet my salary that, this stuff isn't true either.
Kathleen McGuire 7 years ago
Our 7 year old says this sort of stuff all the time. Tonight she was writing something about chickens (she likes to give herself homework) and declared that she would list its classification ("bird") and the other interesting facts such as: chickens can only have babies if the egg has been fertilised. We have no idea how she knows this stuff!
Polly Pounders 8 years ago
If they aren't made up, than this young child is being exposed to way more than she should at her age. She lets her daughter watch Survivor? Listen to Beyonce? and understands the lyrics??? She's a single mom isnt' she??!! sad....
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