I've been obsessively creating absurdly silly webcomics, Clams on the Side, for a little under 3 years. When I mean obsessing, I mean "stay up till 3 am when your eyelids have minds of their own but you still need to finish that last speech bubble outline and then publish online before tomorrow (now today) hits" type of obsessing. These comic strips are my passion, my time sink, my creative outlet. I don't know what I would do without it.
I think it is important that we all find something to creatively obsess about, especially in light of current events. It helps to clear the mind and focus on what really is important.
Of course, I also think that it is important to have a good laugh daily.
It is my sincere hope that I can bring a smile to your face with these silly little obsessions of mine. If you like, you can also find more of my comics and artwork on my Instagram page and my website.
I hope you'll enjoy these funny comics!
Enjoy!
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Is this like when apple tries to claim that the poop emoji is ice cream?
It’s obviously poop. What is ice cream without a cone/bowl? If you’re eating ice cream in midair then b***h idk what dafriqs wrong
Load More Replies...Doesn't this make the human a cannibal? ( For all the critics out there, calm down, it's just a joke)
When (im)properly applied, chocolate frosting can look like you-know-what. Check Cakewrecks.com for lots of examples.
Does that make the human a cannibal? (All you critics out there, calm down. It's a joke)
No, (I’m not tryna criticize) at the end, the person says “cupcake frosting”
Load More Replies...Yep. This comic in one word. (Technically it's an acronym but who cares?)
Load More Replies...Did not expect it. It is a very interesting way to think of it, though!
Watching in suspense.. person : do it... do it... do it.. Oh for heavens sake I can't wait all day.. 👩🎤😂😂😂🐈🙋♀️🤣🤣
I can’t decide whether she is sincere or not. That guy shouldn’t have been bothering her though!
Aggg ...you beat me to it. Hadn't read all the comments. Great minds think alike.
Load More Replies...Ok. Can’t get this out of my mind. Had to scroll back up.
This is my sister. And me, noticing stuff. Very nice, though!
I'm sure the Master could transform that coffee into tea- mind over matter and all.
LOL! This made my day. Thank you Muhammed :)
Load More Replies...It is nice how the artist mixed old (temple, priests) with the new (coffee). Such a nice style of art!
Ahhh. This could happen, but this artist thinks so uniquely!
There are two kinds of people in this world: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
That's what folding fitted sheets does to a person.
Load More Replies...Folding fitted sheets neatly is in the same category as herding cats and nailing jelly to the ceiling.
reminds me how i almost burnt my house down while trying to make chicken nuggets and i've been making them for a year
We've all been there with fitted sheets. Sooner or later, you just want to burn them so you don't have to fold them!
This shows life as it is. We can hide away, but it still happens.
Ah, such a beautiful day! Sun shining in a beautiful way! Gonna get up and brush my teeth and- Life is ultimately meaningless.
Sometimes I wish I got it. Procrastinating on french speech I have to memorise by 11:40.
Grandpa: *goes on long and windy explanation of the 'good ol' days' Kids: oKaY bOoMeR
Yeah. Doctors are like that, and they really need to listen. So true.
They are almost all the same, that’s Mr. Dudla’s style
Load More Replies...Yeah. I have that feeling at the doctors. Very nice way to put it!
Perfect! Love the ending. Just add sugar, and you have limitless batteries!
Some idioms I wonder who made them. I use them. Does anyone watch ncis and Ziva’s zivaisms?
Living is hard. Life is not my strong point.
Ooh I felt that... ouch ... in fact, I am currently procrastinating....
That is me with thing I have to memorise for class today. It was given 5 weeks ago.
I was not expecting this. There are many ways to take this.
A very long, pointless turn (pun intended. Y’know. ‘POINTless’. No? Okay.)
Load More Replies...No, it's a screw. May I recommend reading glasses?
Load More Replies...I didn't see the "later" so I thought his grandma was his sister LMAO
It feels like this, as someone under 18. Never get told, get told off for being inquisitive.
Is it just me, or are the swearing phones? This has double meaning people!
Jesus Christ, stop. Not every single thing in this world has two meanings.
Load More Replies...Ouch. But it's true! They do call him pain in the- Oh great I'm in the principal's office now!
Oh! I get it! This series of comics is great!
What is it? The horn? IT'S THE HORN ISN'T IT?! (<that would've been in italics if you could do that on BP)
Load More Replies...Kick 'em in the knee, sock 'em in the jaw, send 'em to the cemetery, rah rah rah!
This is ... lovely. Love your scence of humour!
Cheerleaders be like Lets...Go...Team. That one guy on the opposing team... runs away after hearing that.
This guy is amazing! His takes on words, 👌🏻 Perfect.
Killed two birds with one stone. Err... killed two people with one knife
Like, "Hey, isn't that MY internal organ that I've never seen before and therefore don't know how it looks which theoretically should be identical to everyone else's??"
okay, not all people from jamaica are weed adicts, I think this is kinda borderline raceist
Fly away fly awahayhay fly awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Load More Replies...When that annoying kid comes up and says I want all of them. Give them balloons so they will go and fly away.
Unfortunately, Mythbusters proved you'd need thousands of balloons to lift a kid. Besides, what holds down the balloon seller?
Load More Replies...If only puppets could tell stuff like that...
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Both rasins and chocolate chips are bad for dogs so whats inside those?
carob chocolate. do you even own a dog?
Load More Replies...You'd think cookie monster was the one noticing some cookies gone, but it turns out those are dog biscuits and cookie monster warned the grandpa instead.
Load More Replies...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T WHY IS THIS FUNNY WHY DOES THIS HURT
Creepy. Cookie Monster. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit by mistake, thinking it is a cookie? 🤮
I once ate a cookie by mistake, thinking it was a dog biscuit 🤤
Load More Replies...I like the comic! Maybe we as humans shouldn’t have to shave or wax? It is natural that hair grows, why get rid of it?
Nobody HAS to. I shave because it's more comfortable, and I just like the way it looks better. Not everyone shaves, and most people don't do so because they feel like they have to.
Load More Replies...To get tech help, it takes that long to be connected.
I have stuff like that because loving it could be sending them well wishes, but then it could also be saying you are glad they got hurt!
That is me right now. I am to much on here, because I have to memories french due in a matter of hours.
maybe you should do your french instead of griping about it on the internet every other post. Some people are trying to enjoy the comics.
Load More Replies...“Stressed? I’m not stressed.” *bursts into flames* “Okay, just a LITTLE bit.
Yup! It is sad that the name Dolores is now bad. I like it!
All the trolls and misinformation and other bad stuff on the web
Load More Replies...This is me during staring contests. I cry before I blink.
Bloody eyeballs aren’t bloody blinking so they’re bloody starting to bloody bleed 😬
Was the guy a figment of the imagination, or was he pushed, or was he attacked.
Stop screaming at us. No one is downvoting you unless we have a valid reason. If there are some people who are doing so, then you can’t change that. They are just users in the vast, vast internet.
Load More Replies...That is probably how poor little Timmy felt after biology
Load More Replies...Can someone explain this to me... I don't get it. Please help. Am I stupid???
Stuff comes from stuff. If you think about where it comes from, then....
It's called "Mort's Apple Sauce." Mort means death. I think all the other apples know what's coming for them...
I’m more concerned bout the teddy bear... poor guy...
Load More Replies...Why does he have chest hair and stuff but is still wearing a diaper???
One of the guys on the ceiling said ceiling, so you turned it upside down to read it, and now you're on the celing
Load More Replies...So many different ways. Gues that guy will be being treated in the burn unit now.
Oh! Yeah, I have done that, but it was only temporary.
Therapist: Front facing will dudla character can't hurt you. Also front facing will dudla character:...
Reminds me of the old ads in local papers. "Want to know how to get money sent to you every day in the mail? Send $1 to..." or "Send $2 to xxxx now, before they're all gone!"
Everyone dies at the end of their story
Load More Replies...Wow, so much love for the details. Just look at those bubbles in the last panel. :D
Again, all I do is a few dots and it makes BP put it in hiding. What is up with you people?
You don't have to comment everything, you know.
Load More Replies...Aww. Now I am scared someone will do this to me.
It's okay Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog Lover. It's a comic. But just to be safe don't show anyone else this. They might get ideas.
Load More Replies...Wearing glasses does not make someone smart. It means they have bad eyesight or an odd fashion sense.
For anyone that doesn’t get it: He has super strength, so when he flicked the fly it zoomed around the world and hit him really hard
Yeah - nothing free about the shackles of responsibility. Though still more fun than my childhood!
Mate, you went into the backyard, grabbed a mushroom, ran up to a small person with a red cap and yelled, “GROW, MARIO, GROW!”
Load More Replies...The three types of people who comment: 1) those who see the content for what it is and really appreciate it 2) those who ignore the atmosphere and just talk about random things 3) trolls just trolling
I have super sensitive reflexes, I've accidentally kicked more than one doctor!
Egypt is so hot it gives people hallucinations.... it happened to me on vacation, I imagined an entire swimming pool in the ground, I ended up almost drowning in sand 😬
CDO is OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder) in alphabetical order and the butterfly landing on the board made it so it's not even on both sides which triggered his OCD.
Load More Replies...Great comics Will! And don't mind Colin....he just got out of bed on the wrong side today
It's ok. You can't win them all, and I am fine with people not liking what I do. It would be impossible to please everyone :) Thank you for your kind words.
Load More Replies...Thanks for the laughs! My 17 year old son and I really enjoyed these =)
I am happy to supply the smiles. Thanks for your kind words :)
Load More Replies...Thanks for posting these. They are both funny and weird(in a good way) I wish that I could draw like this. Good job, and don't mind Colin.
Ryan - Thank you so much for this. I really appreciate this :)
Load More Replies...Hello everyone! This is “Ryan Baker”s brother. I have his account now, I got it about a day ago, so anything under the name Ryan Baker from over one day ago is not mine (anything from at most a day ago is)
Hello, Mr. Dudla! I found another of your comics! jpg_kofi_9...-small.jpg
Great comics Will! And don't mind Colin....he just got out of bed on the wrong side today
It's ok. You can't win them all, and I am fine with people not liking what I do. It would be impossible to please everyone :) Thank you for your kind words.
Load More Replies...Thanks for the laughs! My 17 year old son and I really enjoyed these =)
I am happy to supply the smiles. Thanks for your kind words :)
Load More Replies...Thanks for posting these. They are both funny and weird(in a good way) I wish that I could draw like this. Good job, and don't mind Colin.
Ryan - Thank you so much for this. I really appreciate this :)
Load More Replies...Hello everyone! This is “Ryan Baker”s brother. I have his account now, I got it about a day ago, so anything under the name Ryan Baker from over one day ago is not mine (anything from at most a day ago is)
Hello, Mr. Dudla! I found another of your comics! jpg_kofi_9...-small.jpg
