3-Year-Old Refuses To Celebrate Birthday Party Unless It’s Poop-Themed, Gets The Shittiest Party Ever

Part of being a good parent is accepting your child the way he is, so when a 3-year-old girl is asking for a poop-themed birthday party, you better deliver!

“For months, every time we mentioned her party, Audrey requested ‘poop’ balloons and a poop cake,'” the girl’s mom Rebecca told Huffington Post. “I tried suggesting other themes, but she always insisted on poop.”

The family held the party at their home in St. Louis and invited guests to “pin the poop”, enjoy a poop emoji-designed pinata with Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses inside, and receive whoopee cushion favors. If that wasn’t enough, Rebecca even dressed in a poop costume.

“I expected the grandparents to question it, but they all just laughed when I told them,” mom recalled. She said that everyone loved the toilet-proud party but most importantly it made her daughter happy. “Audrey is definitely her own person. I hope she always has the confidence she has now.”

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Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

I can only imagine why other kids didn't participate: "Hey jill, do you want to bring your kids over, we're throwing my daughter this really s****y birthday party"

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Sue Z Q 7 years ago

Sorry I can't attend, I'm constipated.

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Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago

I'm not sure what to thhink about such a s****y idea :D

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Asia 7 years ago

I see what you did there :D

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John Trimble 7 years ago

Real "Party Poopers"

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Amanda Panda 7 years ago

I can only imagine why other kids didn't participate: "Hey jill, do you want to bring your kids over, we're throwing my daughter this really s****y birthday party"

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