I am the kind of person who likes video games, reading, and memes. I am also the kind of person who lets an AI finish their bio. This blog is me rambling about anything I feel like. You don't have to agree with what I say or understand why I said it; you just have to tolerate my presence until I decide to go away. Your comments are welcome! Please refrain from spamming my comment section (spammers will be reported). Peace out. "One man founds a kingdom on an idea—I find one that works." - Napoleon Bonaparte Come hang out at Dave's room where he spends time trying to invent words and methods for smashing faces in with hammers. Dave does not do this out of hate but because he thinks we need more male feminists. Follow him if you think too much. Hey, if you're seeing this screen bolded right now, welcome to the comment-free zone. Sorry, comment spammers. Is anyone actually trying to kill themselves? If so, please reconsider. There's usually other ways besides crashing cars to get people killed. We can't make your suicide attempts any less stupid by saying so. Anyway, congrats on thinking outside the box (albeit sometimes in a terrible direction). Who knew robots could be so vicious??? Alright, alright, okay. I'll quit being an idiot. But still—stop trying to kill yourselves. It doesn't help, and it annoys us on multiple levels. Just live. There are worse things than death, like unemployment and hunger. Don't take these as criticisms, though, 'cause really they're just long statements. Life: The Game is always played better when you keep score. Okay, so maybe that's bad advice. So what? Maybe we don't understand how statistics work, but statistics are real and don't care what you believe, even if that belief is wrong. And life has never gone according to plan; that's the point, isn't it? What was the plan? Try not getting shot in the face? Get your spine pushed through a hole in some guy's skull by falling bricks? Get thrown off of a building because you weren't scared enough? The alternative is sitting here thinking about jumping out of windows until you get tired. And there aren't many points for those, either. Life isn't supposed to be enjoyable. Shouldn't you rather be happy than sad? Sadness makes us weak and impotent, and you cannot defend against weakness. So, yeah, no one should ever try to commit suicide. No matter what happens, including you dying in the middle of "fun," the only thing that matters is finding happiness within yourself. Any happiness you get comes from finding strength within yourself first, and using your own ability to rise above. Nothing else really matters in the world.