My dad would always let me do stuff my mom wouldn't. Eat candy and junk food, read books when I was eating, walk on the wall at the park that was only 2 feet high on one side but had a 12 foot drop on the other...

Just on full moons?

Got one big one who chatters incessantly and one little one who wordlessly yells at me to be fed.

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Me every night

Hah! Me and my son

That’s how my toddler sister says fork… when she drops her fork, she says “OH NO! FORK!” But not…

Yes!!!

And a kazoo, and a drum set, and a poorly tuned piano...

🎶 I love my red shoes! I love my RED shoes 🎶

Felt, and understood

My high school ceramics teacher had an answer for everything. I said that I like making bumpy pots, it's artistic. He told me about an African tribe that does this because they like the way it looks too. So as soon as I make appt without bumps to show I can do it, I'm welcome to make the rest bumpy.

The old playhouse at my grandmas house was just like this.Every year when we visited her, I would clean it, and develop Arachnophobia.

Ha this is currently me! Mum life!

As someone who was raised entirely on original Grimm's fairytales and did not see any disney princess movies until i was a teenager, I approve of this.

Ahhh, the joys of being ill with a pre-schooler.

Plot twist- the person saying "HONEY" is the lake monster

Krampus will put all naughty children in his basket and carry them away into the night, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!

His time has come…

Haha, I used to do this stuff all the time.🤭

Yep I had a child that like to do that embarrassed the c**p out me.

I sung the theme song but shoot .. was it arnold or arthor.... WHATS HIS NAMEE

Until next year.

Well duh, moms’ always eat over half of they get it themselves

Here we see the wild species, widely known as "toddlers", shredding their mortal enemy in the wild, the "pinata". Notice the xanthotrichous toddler wildly swinging a makeshift tool at its enemy, successfully rendering it dead. Watch as the toddlers feast on the innards of their prey, each toddler scrambling to get the most out of the kill. What's this? It seems the xanthotrichous toddler is wearing the remains of its kill, how brutal...well, that's all for this episode of Wild Child documentaries. We hope to see you in the next episode, until then, farewell.

In your wildest dreams, Mommy

Endless talking about games you've never played. So true

No, ma'am.

ithhhh twu mom miii tungg dith gwet stuked on th fwozen pole.

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