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It’s 2025 already, and while some of us are still fumbling with our New Year’s resolutions, others are busy imagining what the future holds. And let’s just say, the predictions are anything but ordinary.

We’ve gathered some of the most outlandish speculations for 2025, ranging from hilariously absurd to surprisingly plausible. From unexpected societal twists to celebrity drama, these predictions show that creativity—and humor—know no bounds. Keep reading to explore the internet’s boldest ideas for what this year might bring!

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    Tweet predicting the end of influencer marketing in 2025 due to trust issues with online reviews.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    3 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect (and hope) that you're right. It has become clear the they are mostly in the employ of major brands. I also believe that the age of 'influencer' is coming to an end. Partly because of this.

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    Every year, as New Year’s Eve rolls around, many of us find ourselves filled with a renewed sense of hope and motivation. The start of a new year feels like the perfect time to turn over a new leaf, set fresh goals, and of course, make a few resolutions to better ourselves.

    According to a recent Pew Research Center survey, about 3 in 10 Americans made at least one resolution for 2024. Interestingly, half of those who made resolutions decided to aim high, setting more than one goal for the year. From financial plans to fitness ambitions, it seems the new year inspires us all to dream big.

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    Tweet discussing 2025-Predictions about uncovering suppressed cures due to profit-driven motives.

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    3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This conspiracy theory has been around for a long time. I doubt the number of people needed to stay silent for this to actually be reality would be impossible.

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    While most New Year’s resolutions revolve around saving money or shedding a few pounds, predictions for the future can be a little wilder.

    There are speculations about Ariana Grande announcing a pregnancy, theories about Donald Trump’s next big move, and so much more. The internet is full of amusing and outrageous guesses for 2025.

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    Tweet by Molly Perky Set discusses 2025 predictions, mentioning challenges for humanity and opportunities online.

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    3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we have to actually do things in the world. Protest, bother your congress people, etc. I will admit that it all seems rather impotent though… Guillotines? Or just on a street…

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    But not all predictions are purely for entertainment. Experts have already begun sharing their insights about what 2025 might bring.

    For instance, according to a report by ‘USA Today,’ the real estate market will continue to see high mortgage rates, a trend that could have a significant impact on buyers and sellers alike.

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    Codie Sanchez's 2025 predictions highlight a blue-collar resurgence, supported by Gen Z survey data on job security perceptions.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world will always need plumbers and electricians. It would get along just fine and probably improve without Wall Street traders and overpaid C suite executives.

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    “Mortgage rates are likely to remain in the high-6% range throughout 2025, with the weekly average rate fluctuating but averaging around 6.8%,” strategists at Redfin, the national brokerage, shared in their projections.

    For those planning to buy a home, it might be time to keep an eye on those numbers.

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    Text image listing humorous 2025 predictions, including celebrity events and changes.

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    3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump dies from brain aneurism on McDonalds toilet after woofing down 30 McRib's and half a dozen shamrock shakes. (How did he get them? Executive order forcing McDonalds to bring them back for him and him alone) Rather than announce his death, a weekend at bernies-esque series of escapades will follow for several weeks, Alec Baldwin will be tapped for speaking engagements and "accidently" shoot Jared.....lawsuits will follow, and JD Vance will eventually be sworn in, and immediately caught f*****g the couch in the oval office, with a pillow tucked betwixt his a*s cheeks....and be sued for sexually assaulting furniture.

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    On the flip side, the National Association of Realtors has a more optimistic outlook for the housing market. They’re predicting that house sales will jump by 9%, indicating some potentially positive momentum in 2025 for those looking to sell.  

    So, if buying or selling a house is on your list of goals, it might be worth keeping up with these industry forecasts. The future may seem uncertain, but staying informed is always a smart move. 

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    Tweet predicting 2025 controversy with humorous tone, discussing public cancellation events.

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    2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that Jowling Kowling fell down the most heinous TERF rabbit hole imaginable and people still consume that wizard stuff like there's no tomorrow makes this statement very improbable. (Get the downvotes flowing, I had to say that.)

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    Honestly, remember back in the 1990s when everyone thought we’d be zipping around in flying cars by now or living in some Jetsons-inspired utopia with robot butlers? It’s safe to say that many of those predictions missed the mark. But hey, that doesn’t stop us from dreaming big and making wild guesses about what’s to come.

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    Text image with humorous and fictional 2025 predictions, mentioning celebrities and cultural events.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bicycle sounds good but only if car driver’s don’t aim for us. We can also hope that the local library still has books after the banning fad subsides.

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    So, what’s your bold prediction for 2025? Do you think technology will take a leap forward, or are we in for a surprising cultural shift? Let us know your thoughts and let’s embrace the fun of imagining what the future might hold!

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    2025 predictions tweet about music releases, Oscar nominations, breakups, and retirements.

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    3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J-lo will marry Jim Carey, Taylor swift transforms to a quarterback and Janet Jackson starts a you tube knitting channel

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    Tweet on 2025 predictions: nuclear fusion, AGI reach, gene editing advancements.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fusion reactors have been 5 years away for the last 40 years. Yes, a successful test that generated more energy than was put in happened in 2024, but being able to actually use that energy has not happened.

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    Tweet sharing a 2025 prediction about emerging flu strains affecting global health measures.

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    2 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deja vu. A rerun of 2020, just when we have the same/same kind of imbeciles running the government? Guess we’ll have another lockdown and more lost jobs, then end 2025 about a million down in population.

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    Notes app showing Chicago 2025 predictions list with various events and incidents.

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    Nikole
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    3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so I’m familiar with all of these and the only one I disagree with is Chance doing shít at a Diddy party.

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    Tweet predicting 2025 money printing, asset/crypto price rises, and outperformance of crypto holders.

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    iseefractals
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    3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh....i can't wait for crypto to crash and burn. People who had "100's of millions" of crypto dollars will lose everything, having bought everything on credit because "it's gonna go up forever" and they'll be forced to find real jobs for the first time at age 36. I'd say that would make a hilarious reality show, but i really don't want them to continue to get money for doing absolutely nothing of value.

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