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Get an education they say. It will prepare you for the road ahead they say.

Lies.

Okay maybe not all lies. I know how to draw using fancy gizmos and help my kids with some of their homework. But nothing can really prepare you for parenthood. Here are just a few examples of the things I was unprepared for :

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How To Teach Privacy

How To Teach Privacy

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How To Freeze Time

How To Freeze Time

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How To Stop Kids From Doing Anything

How To Stop Kids From Doing Anything

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How To Be A Stealthy Ninja

How To Be A Stealthy Ninja

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How To Raise Decent Human Beings

How To Raise Decent Human Beings

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How To Swallow Your Emotions

How To Swallow Your Emotions

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How To Have Self Worth

How To Have Self Worth

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How To Stop This From Happening

How To Stop This From Happening

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How To Stop The Crying

How To Stop The Crying

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How To Accept The Title Of Chopped Liver

How To Accept The Title Of Chopped Liver

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#11

How To Save Lives

How To Save Lives

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How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie

How To Tell A Lie From Another Lie

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How To Break The Hard Truth

How To Break The Hard Truth

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How To Reason

How To Reason

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How To Sleep Train

How To Sleep Train

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How To Be Comforting

How To Be Comforting

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How To One Up This

How To One Up This

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#18

How To Be Nurturing

How To Be Nurturing

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How To Keep A Steady Heart Rate

How To Keep A Steady Heart Rate

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#20

How To Do Anything Right

How To Do Anything Right

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