Mine was a '94 and I cried when I had to give it up. It still purred like a kitten, but my old knees wouldn't let me get in. So sad. I wanted to be buried in it.

Awesome, simply awesome! My family had a Corolla when I was a kid in the 80's. That thing had over 300K miles on it before someone stole it in a mall parking lot. See, even thieves know quality.

Shut-up and take my money!!! :)

My mother had one, she took really good care of it. Today my cousin drives it. Its true, they last forever. My cousin will probably give it to her kid who has 10 years to go before she gets a drivers license. At this point, its a family heirloom.

My stepdaughter hit a man in a 1980 Chevy pickup with her 1998 Corolla. Even though her car didn't even dent his solid steel, aftermarket "cow-catcher" style bumper, he still sued her... because he knew he would lose a year of his life retelling the most boring accident story ever told. The engine of the Corolla was completely ripped out of her vehicle during the accident, but the Corolla still restarted when she tried turning the key. Because of course it did.

When Bored Panda uses the phrase “The Internet Is Dying From Laughter”, you can be sure there will be no laughter.

If this car was a spice, it would be flour!! i was howling at the comment!!

I thought the staff are done with 'the internet is laughing' kind of headlines...

Did he finally sell it?

I graduated in 1999 and can verify that that was the last time anything of value was made on earth

My '98 2oo+ thousand miles Corolla just passed inspection again! May need front brakes sooner or later. I LOVE MY CAR!

This made my entire day. Love the Nutella part (although that would be a waste of good Nutella)! Hope he sells it

Oh I love a corolla !! First car I learned to drive in! So many memories!!

I drive a 1991 Saturn SLI everyday in Michigan, and i trust it.

I pictured it like as if Bill Burr was selling his car lol

I like the part about when the car was unveiled at the car show and everyone yawned and the roof collapse, hilarious!

I laughed so hard throughout this article and the comments! Loved it!

Why can't we go back to the time where cars, tvs, or phones were would last a lifetime nowadays it's like some sort of 5 year contract!

I'd love to know if it sold...and who bought it. Great car for a HS graduation present!

LOL. Thank you for the great laugh!

I think I'm dead.

Brilliant, would love to meet him

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Buy it with money:yep

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My only problem with this article is that this event happened a long time ago with a different car and bored panda did an article about it back then to. So are we just gonna get a bunch of articles about cars now?