already got them maleficent cheek bones

Never would’ve guessed this is Angelina

Those eyes!!!

Cigarettes aren't cool.

I really like this one, it looks so retro!

Do you suffer from frequent migraines? Talk to your doctor about Imitrex.

This one has just a hint of Julianne Moore.

Pretty smile in this one

The duckface before they invented the duckface..

When I’m having a bad hair day!

when you're so lonely to the point you're seducing yourself

She's been in the shoes too long. Girl, if your back hurts, TAKE THE SHOES OFF.

WhyareyoudoingthatWHYAREYOUDOINGTHAT

Eastern European mail order

She’s wishing she hadn’t swallowed the key.

"seductive" 🤣 although I do find this more natural and thus more seductive than many of the weirdly staged ones.

she's listening to the wall vibrations to detect the next earthquake

My phone is in here somewhere

Just do the splits already!

Sorry, but that's a stupid pose.

She literally has this one pair of shoes

when you lose your phone

Some of these poses are really stupid.

when you see a rash on your chest and you're trying to aid it with saliva...

Is she taking a dump?

The same photo as beforep, but when realising her phone isn't there.

Honestly this pose makes her look like a blow up doll that got run over

Cigarettes go between the lips, but not down THERE!

Did we just go from Vogue to Playboy in one shoot?

How dated are those lower back tattoos? 😬 whoever does her PR deserves an award for the way they changed her image from 'sexy' wild child (necklaces with vials of blood, boasting about drugs and knife play in the bedroom etc ) - to a benevolent lady bountiful who turns up to refugee camps and nods compassionately before returning to her hotel. I genuinely admire her good work, but it all seems a little self serving to me.

Too many poses like this…

And again too many poses like this!