Well, if she wouldn't have legs, how would she spread them? (I know its a inappropriate comment, but so are these comics)

It's bad to the bone!

Solar powered vibrators!!! Is this a thing now days? We have come too far in technology i guess! I am not going to google this.

i laughed :3

True

The laundry is well hung!

That's pretty damn accurate.

Oddly inspirational.

I sold my soul to sleep years ago. Best decision ever!

Or I could just lay on my bed reading Bored Panda!

Apples were very heavy back in the day

that's.... quite unexpected

wish I could do that

No Means No! Will you ever learn?

OMFG! I just died. I literally have this conversation with my friends all the time. If we go out to bars or something on a weekday, we always remind each other throughout the evening "Guys...it's only Wednesday," if we start having too much fun, or getting too relaxed/drunk.

XD the KoolAid he's drinking

hahaha a claustrophobic vibrator i get!!!

OK, I'll hop right on it!

They still look like little pricks to me.

i get it, saggy boobs, gray hair, and cellulite booty?

Cute! I want a demon bartender.

Stand By.. xD!!!!

Lol, great Misery reference

I am really loving this personification of death, and the characters infatuation with him as a love interest. I feel like this can be an innocent "I am such a bad-a*s that I see death himself as a romantic/sexual conquest," but, I can also see this meaning something much more. I have depression, anxiety, ptsd, so this resonates with me in multiple ways. All in all, I am seriously loving all of these. They are all genuinely cracking me the hell up.

AUTOCORRECT STRIKES AGAIN!

Oh the pain

Rapunzel Rapunzel release your... well... nevermind...

The real reason has been uncovered!

The book 'Things I'd rather not remember', I wish I could hide that away on an unused self.

Finally they are dating!