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For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments. 

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#1

Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

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    #3

    Great Vintage Santa

    Great Vintage Santa

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    #4

    Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

    Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

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    #5

    Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

    Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

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    #7

    "stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

    "stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."

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    #8

    Cock-eyed Rawrs

    Cock-eyed Rawrs

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    Fire Bird
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a look like he knows the bar across the mall just opened.

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    #10

    Shopping Cart Nightmares

    Shopping Cart Nightmares

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this... the express line?? You just wheel your stroller or shopping cart up as they snap a picture, and off you go!

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    #11

    Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom

    Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom

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    #12

    You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...

    You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...

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    #13

    It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!

    It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!

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    #14

    This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

    This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...

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    #16

    Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...

    Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...

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    #17

    That Santa Suit Is A Giant "nope"

    That Santa Suit Is A Giant "nope"

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    #18

    Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?

    Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?

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    #20

    Velvet Nightmares

    Velvet Nightmares

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    Jamal W
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face is saying "hurry up and get theses damn children of the corn away from me!"

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    #21

    Trigger Warning Santa

    Trigger Warning Santa

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    #22

    Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen

    Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen

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    Amy Thompson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Santa isn't that creepy... However the kid does scare me a bit o.o

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    #24

    Big Sisters Are The Best

    Big Sisters Are The Best

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    #25

    Duck Dynasty Santa

    Duck Dynasty Santa

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    Das Rhino
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Santa had a bit of whatever it was that makes his reindeer fly!

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    #26

    Alert The Authorities! Killer Santa On The Loose!

    Alert The Authorities! Killer Santa On The Loose!

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    #27

    On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture

    On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture

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    Fire Bird
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa just had the Ogilvie home perm applied. Like Big Perm, I mean Big Worm from the movie Friday.

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    #28

    Raaawr

    Raaawr

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    #31

    Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby

    Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby

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    #32

    Creepy Santa Shops At Walmart/

    Creepy Santa Shops At Walmart/

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    #33

    Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!

    Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!

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    #34

    Bad Santas

    Bad Santas

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    #35

    How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?

    How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?

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    #36

    Santa With An Eye-patch

    Santa With An Eye-patch

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    #38

    Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon

    Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon

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    #40

    Airport Santa Teaches Kid To Fly

    Airport Santa Teaches Kid To Fly

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    #41

    Hippy Santa Needs To Cut His Hair

    Hippy Santa Needs To Cut His Hair

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    #42

    Uhhh… Santa, Watch That Hand

    Uhhh… Santa, Watch That Hand

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    #43

    These Kids Have The Right Idea… 3 Giant Steps From Santa

    These Kids Have The Right Idea… 3 Giant Steps From Santa

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