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For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We've dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, "say cheese" moments.
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#3
Great Vintage Santa
Final score:
38points
#4
Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before
Final score:
35points
#6
That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams
Final score:
31points
#7
"stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl..."
Final score:
30points
Veronique Anketier 7 years ago
'If you want to see your daughter alive again, you will do exactly as I tell you'
#8
Cock-eyed Rawrs
Final score:
27points
#9
Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel
Final score:
27points
#10
Shopping Cart Nightmares
Final score:
20points
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
What is this... the express line?? You just wheel your stroller or shopping cart up as they snap a picture, and off you go!
#11
Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom
Final score:
19points
#12
You're Never Too Old To Sit On Santa's Lap... But You'd Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One's...
Final score:
18points
#13
It's That Time Of Year Again.... Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!
Final score:
15points
#14
This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster...
Final score:
14points
#15
Beard Without A Face
Final score:
13points
#16
Once Again, It's The Homemade Santa Suit That's The Scariest. I Don't Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath...
Final score:
13points
#18
Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?
Final score:
11points
#19
Sleepy Santa
Final score:
11points
#21
Trigger Warning Santa
Final score:
9points
#22
Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen
Final score:
8points
Amy Thompson 7 years ago
This Santa isn't that creepy... However the kid does scare me a bit o.o
#23
Side-eyed Santa
Final score:
7points
#24
Big Sisters Are The Best
Final score:
7points
#27
On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me... Terrifying Texture
Final score:
7points
#28
Raaawr
Final score:
7points
#29
Scary Santa Has No Face
Final score:
7points
#30
Would You Sit On His Lap?
Final score:
6points
#31
Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby
Final score:
5points
#33
Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!
Final score:
4points
#35
How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?
Final score:
3points
#36
Santa With An Eye-patch
Final score:
3points
#37
Retro Creepy Santa
Final score:
3points
#38
Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon
Final score:
2points
#39
Blue Steel Santa
Final score:
2points
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Flora Polvado 7 years ago
All year "Don't even talk to strangers," Xmas "Sit on this weirdly dressed old man's lap" Disturbing to the max.
Skunk Drunk 7 years ago
"Mommy, a bearded old man said he'd give me toys if I sat on his lap!"
Sara Fina 7 years ago
Some of this parents are genuinely trying to dissuade their kids from ever again asking Santa for toys. "Are you sure you want that doll, little Mary, remember who is going to come visit you in the middle of the night to bring it to you". Mary: "No, I don't want the doll, I don't want any presents. Ever again. Please mommy!!!! No presents, I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
jacluckycat 7 years ago
Why do parents force their kids to sit on the lap of a stranger making minimum wages at the local mall for a terrible photo that's just going to be forgotten about until one day it winds up on the Internet?
Flora Polvado 7 years ago
All year "Don't even talk to strangers," Xmas "Sit on this weirdly dressed old man's lap" Disturbing to the max.
Skunk Drunk 7 years ago
"Mommy, a bearded old man said he'd give me toys if I sat on his lap!"
Sara Fina 7 years ago
Some of this parents are genuinely trying to dissuade their kids from ever again asking Santa for toys. "Are you sure you want that doll, little Mary, remember who is going to come visit you in the middle of the night to bring it to you". Mary: "No, I don't want the doll, I don't want any presents. Ever again. Please mommy!!!! No presents, I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
jacluckycat 7 years ago
Why do parents force their kids to sit on the lap of a stranger making minimum wages at the local mall for a terrible photo that's just going to be forgotten about until one day it winds up on the Internet?
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