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Be honest, when was the last time you read the label on your favorite t-shirt or the most comfortable pair of jeans? Probably a while ago, right? And why bother with the clothing tags at all if there's never any funny slogans or amusing wisdom written on them but the bleak washing instructions, right?
Well, not really - these clothing labels will convince you to look again - they aren’t your usual “do not mix with colors” or “do not boil me in water over 60 degrees, thanks very much” kind of thing. Some offer serious life advice (seriously, we aren’t joking!), others are lost in translation, some are adorned with funny puns and yet others are offensive… or maybe hilarious. That’s up to your sense of humor.
If you’ve ever come across any similar funny phrases on labels, submit them to our list. If not, then let us know which one of these funny photos from our collection of clothing labels do you like the most!
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SamanthaJones 9 years ago
I have a Red Bubble shirt, it's a valid point. You should never slap pandas!
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#5
Final score:
276points
#10
AndreeaHausi 9 years ago
This is not quite so funny, it's intended for stupid people who could think of opening a lawsuit to the producer of the garment/ zipper because they hurt their...
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LukaThalius 9 years ago
Or wear it again. It's got another day or so left before it becomes an issue to co-workers.
#24
Final score:
57points
#25
Final score:
56points
#26
Final score:
54points
#29
Final score:
50points
#30
Final score:
43points
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#34
Final score:
34points
#35
Final score:
33points
BarbaraConover 9 years ago
I once bought some polarfleece fabric for robes with a pokarbear pattern, and was acvosted by a child who demanded "were any polar bears hurt in the manufacture of this cloth?!"
#36
Final score:
30points
#39
Sophie Whitbread 4 years ago
I can tell that TAG’s 40% glue, I don’t know about the clothing though...
#41
Final score:
14points
MarieE (Submission author) 9 years ago
Last line "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn"t vote for him"
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Final score:
11points
#47
Final score:
7points
#48
Final score:
7points
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Funkalopigus 9 years ago
It's sad that in today's world we can't laugh at something when it's funny if it had at some point in history hurt someone's feelings. No one actually expects that you will hand this shirt to your girlfriend/wife and make her do it because she is below you. It's meant to be funny because we are supposed to be better than that as a culture. The fact that people are offended says we are not.
AbantiDutta 9 years ago
At least some people understand that the joke is ON the douchebags and not BY the douchbags. Even if it isn't, we can take it that way and rub it in their face :P
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MilosNovakovic 9 years ago
There is one Serbian brand ''Rope Sucks'' and on the part where is Iron drawn next to it says Maiden!!! Get it, Iron Maiden..... hahahahaahah
Hanna 9 years ago
One of the funniest parts was that some felt they had to underline the 'funny' parts or circle them.... as if we were so stupid, we couldn't figure that our for ourselves. Similar to a laugh-track on a comedy show! Why?
KimberleyVaughan 9 years ago
I think they underlined them so we didn't have to read all the other lines.
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Funkalopigus 9 years ago
It's sad that in today's world we can't laugh at something when it's funny if it had at some point in history hurt someone's feelings. No one actually expects that you will hand this shirt to your girlfriend/wife and make her do it because she is below you. It's meant to be funny because we are supposed to be better than that as a culture. The fact that people are offended says we are not.
AbantiDutta 9 years ago
At least some people understand that the joke is ON the douchebags and not BY the douchbags. Even if it isn't, we can take it that way and rub it in their face :P
Load More Replies... MilosNovakovic 9 years ago
There is one Serbian brand ''Rope Sucks'' and on the part where is Iron drawn next to it says Maiden!!! Get it, Iron Maiden..... hahahahaahah
Hanna 9 years ago
One of the funniest parts was that some felt they had to underline the 'funny' parts or circle them.... as if we were so stupid, we couldn't figure that our for ourselves. Similar to a laugh-track on a comedy show! Why?
KimberleyVaughan 9 years ago
I think they underlined them so we didn't have to read all the other lines.
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