This needs to be #1! XD

Airplane attendent: “Is there a doctor on board!?” Doctor: “Yes, I am a doctor.” I think we can all guess what happens next. ;)

what a twist

This is the funniest.

And you'll soon have a class action lawsuit.

Hahahahahaha

Masochists need not volunteer.

I wonder if the good doctor's luggage made it to Louisville intact.

united airlines glad to beat you i mean meet you

The seats keep getting smaller and smaller. :'(

katy bar the door it's a slobbaknocker

Father: “This is your father speaking, please enjoy our complementary [Put complement(s) here]"

At my school we call this getting voluntold.

Best one

I already asked for a different one to be #1... Make this #2!

dammit jim i'm a doctor not a passenger minding his own business

Does this include stretcher service to the curb?

Huh, guess when “New me 2017” happened they got a new clean slate... I should remember that for when “New me 2018” happens, and we all should know... It’s gunna happen. :P

This one is just so fitting on so many levels :)

Can't we all just get along?

Unfortunatly, you now owe that dude like a million bucks or something... seriously, he will haunt you!

united airlines dont make us turn this plane around

the 1st rule of Admirals' Club is you do not talk about Admiral's Club

*DING*

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT UNITED AIRLINES

Haha.

Omg, so true.

cheezy

welcome to suplex city aka United Airlines

united air;ones new theme song let the bodies hit the floor

This one is good 😂

united airlines we have a particular set of skills.....

Lol!

Lmao

well said but I wont fly with you again

i am afriad i have some bad news for you.....

oh sh$# we through him off bugger

The sky's what? Oh, you mean skies, plural, not possessive?

United we stand, divided we fall And if your back should ever be against the wall We'll beat you together, together, you and I

now this took a long while to be said, but true as it was only asians that were taken off what sort of draw is that