High school yearbooks are not only meant for jocks and popular girls to brag about their dubious accomplishments but also for that quiet kid in your class to shine brightly with some hilarious quotes. Funny yearbook quotes, after all, are something to be remembered by.

When it comes to school yearbooks and writing that little senior quote next to your photo, it can be tough. It's just not always that easy to think of a good yearbook quote for all your classmates to remember you by when you can't even use the same amount of symbols for your cool quotes that are in a tweet. This is why sometimes the result can, later on, be embarrassing, hilarious, simply lame, or all of the above. But not for these kids, that is!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of people who have utterly slain the whole funny graduation quotes thing. We have sarcastic quotes, we have some savage quotes, and even some silly puns and high-class dad jokes. Whether these inscriptions were intentionally funny or not - they sure made us laugh! Keep on scrolling to take a look at the funny yearbook quotes, and don't forget to vote for your favorites. We also wouldn't mind at all if you'd share your own funny quotes when you had a chance to make your own!

#1

I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed

I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless her heart. I bet her sense of humor is always making people smile

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    High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell

    High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell

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    How do you Come up With a Senior Yearbook Quote? 


    If you’ve opened this article, chances are you’re looking for inspiration to come up with your own funny graduation quotes. And, scrolling through this list, you might’ve started to wonder how the people who came up with these senior quotes managed to do it so well! While we cannot be certain of their creative process, we can absolutely give you some pointers on how to come up with your own funny yearbook quotes. 

    First off, decide on what type of senior quotes you are looking for: 

    Once you’ve decided on the type, the next step is the content of your funny senior yearbook quotes. Here are some of the topics you might want to consider: 

    • A memorable moment at school;
    • A summary of your experience at school;
    • Obstacles you overcame;
    • Future plans;
    • An inside joke;
    • A well-wish for friends and teachers;
    • An entertaining quip. 

    When you decide on both the type of the quote and the topic, keep your quote short, appropriate, and light, and remember – absolutely no cussing in yearbook quotes!

    But most importantly – make a senior quote that reflects on you the best. And if you can’t be bothered about it, choose one of these funny yearbook quotes from our list. After all, they’re tried, tested, and hilarious.

    #4

    The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life

    The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life

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    #5

    I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic

    I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic

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    I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day

    I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day

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    How Important is a Senior Quote?

    Before we try to understand the importance of a funny senior quote, you might even be wondering whether yearbooks really do have and require them in the first place. 

    The short answer to that is yes, yearbooks absolutely still keep this fun and entertaining tradition. However, it is up to you to choose whether you’d like one next to your name and a photo of you or not. 

    Now, you might also be wondering what the point of these funny senior quotes is and whether they are really so important. 

    The long and short of it is - yes, absolutely, senior graduation quotes are very important. Not only because they are a long-standing tradition of any high school but also because leaving a personal note to remember you by is a beautiful way to immortalize your school years. 

    No pressure, though! 

    #7

    I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life

    I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life

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    #8

    I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You

    I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this one is clever and humorous...and noone but he himself may make that joke...

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    What is a Good Quote for a Yearbook?

    A question for the grand prize! To answer it, we decided to do a little research. Here’s how we did it: first, we took five of the best senior quotes as voted by our readers. Here they are: 

    • A got a haircut, and no one noticed (next to a photo of a girl in a headscarf);
    • High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell;
    • The happier we get, the less we see #asian #life;
    • I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you;
    • It's hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.

    Then, we took a deeper look into these funny yearbook quotes and learned that: 

    The best senior quotes are funny, use sarcasm or irony, are often self-reflective, and are always memorable!

    So, if you were to keep these pointers in mind when thinking of your own memorable quote for a yearbook, you’ll be good to go!

    #10

    It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male

    It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male

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    #11

    I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head

    I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head

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    #12

    Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

    Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

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    #13

    I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee

    I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be great if this was his coming out moment, but I'm guessing everyone already knew.

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    #14

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black

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    #16

    'Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom

    'Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom

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    #18

    Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!

    Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!

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    #19

    I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them

    I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them

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    #21

    The 'S' Is Silent

    The 'S' Is Silent

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    #23

    "No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad

    "No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad

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    #25

    Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

    Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

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    #27

    I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

    I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

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    #28

    I Look Better In Person

    I Look Better In Person

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably does. I think he's a good looking guy who doesn't take such great photos.

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    #29

    Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm Carrot

    Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm Carrot

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    #30

    You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top

    You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top

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    #31

    I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them

    I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them

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    Anna Brandigi
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now, the roof is not my son, but I will raise it" is going to be mine

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    #32

    I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake

    I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake

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    #33

    I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants

    I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants

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    #34

    Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V

    Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V

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    #35

    I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me

    I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwe.. Perhaps the yearbook was the only place he got to 'make it' with Brooke

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    #36

    Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated

    Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated

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    #37

    Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing

    Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing

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    #38

    I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

    I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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    #39

    'Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever

    'Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever

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    #40

    Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option

    Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option

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    #41

    The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth

    The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth

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    #42

    Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name

    Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name

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    #43

    "what Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

    "what Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl must be popular with the geeks! Even I find quoting a fictional dragon cool...

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    #44

    "you Can't See Me" - John Cena

    "you Can't See Me" - John Cena

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    #45

    My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless

    My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless

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    #46

    Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter

    Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter

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    #47

    I Do Have A Soul

    I Do Have A Soul

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    #51

    100 Character Limit For Our Senior Quote? That Seems Unfair. We Refuse To Be Constrained By These Ru

    100 Character Limit For Our Senior Quote? That Seems Unfair. We Refuse To Be Constrained By These Ru

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    #53

    Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

    Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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    Long Joan Silver
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried being Miley Cyrus once, but then the people that work at Bunnings Warehouse told me to stop licking their hammers

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    #54

    It's Not Enough That I Should Succeed - Other Should Fail

    It's Not Enough That I Should Succeed - Other Should Fail

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that "Yeah, sure" and "It's insane" on the surrounding pictrues? And I propose "Other should not only fail, I want to see them suffer." as an addition.

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    #55

    That Wasn't Like High School Musical At All

    That Wasn't Like High School Musical At All

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    #56

    See Kids, I Told You I Was Sexy In High School

    See Kids, I Told You I Was Sexy In High School

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    #57

    Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy

    Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy

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    #58

    (f) Fluorine (u) Uranium (c) Carbon (k) Potassium (bi) Bismuth (tc) Technetium (he) Helium (s) Sulfur (ge) Germanium (tm) Thulium (o) Oxygen (ne) Neon (y) Yttrium.

    (f) Fluorine (u) Uranium (c) Carbon (k) Potassium (bi) Bismuth (tc) Technetium (he) Helium (s) Sulfur (ge) Germanium (tm) Thulium (o) Oxygen (ne) Neon (y) Yttrium.

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    The Cappy
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quote she'll be able to look back on with pride. And her family, with illumination.

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    #60

    Nothing Can Seperate Twins...except That Guy

    Nothing Can Seperate Twins...except That Guy

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    #61

    We Know What You're Thinking And No, We're Not Related

    We Know What You're Thinking And No, We're Not Related

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly, the viatnamese could be slightly more creative when it comes to family names. Although we are all related somehome, I know...

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    #62

    Me No English. Ghing Chong Ling Ling Ting Tong Ding Dong

    Me No English. Ghing Chong Ling Ling Ting Tong Ding Dong

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    Evie Fick
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in Chong Qing China. No joke. Like literally no joke. Look at a map

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    #63

    Make Up Looks Pretty On The Outside, But It Doesn't Help If You're Ugly On The Inside. Unless You Eat The Make Up

    Make Up Looks Pretty On The Outside, But It Doesn't Help If You're Ugly On The Inside. Unless You Eat The Make Up

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    I Want More Fridays And Pancakes

    I Want More Fridays And Pancakes

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    #65

    My Head May Be Big, And My Eyes May Be Small, But My Heart Is Just The Right Size

    My Head May Be Big, And My Eyes May Be Small, But My Heart Is Just The Right Size

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    #66

    I Do Indeed Have Eyes

    I Do Indeed Have Eyes

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy this more than "my eyes are open" ... it sounds cultured and friendly

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    #68

    "That's What" - She

    "That's What" - She

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    #69

    You Know The World Has Come To Dark State When You Lower Yourself To Quoting 'sex And The City'

    You Know The World Has Come To Dark State When You Lower Yourself To Quoting 'sex And The City'

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    #71

    You Shall Not Pass!... But I Did

    You Shall Not Pass!... But I Did

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    #72

    I'm Gonna Go Stand Outside. If Anyone Asks, I'm Outstanding

    I'm Gonna Go Stand Outside. If Anyone Asks, I'm Outstanding

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    #74

    Shake... And Bake

    Shake... And Bake

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too clever. I've never seen graduates looking at the next pic. Great idea!

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    #75

    We Don't Look Alike. I'm Not Maliik

    We Don't Look Alike. I'm Not Maliik

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    #77

    So... Are You Asian Or Chinese? - Literally Everyone

    So... Are You Asian Or Chinese? - Literally Everyone

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    #78

    When It Comes To Random Security Checks, I Always Win. Always

    When It Comes To Random Security Checks, I Always Win. Always

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    #79

    You're All Gonna Regret Not Dating Me In High School

    You're All Gonna Regret Not Dating Me In High School

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    #80

    I Want To Thank Google, Wikipedia And To Whoever Invented Copy And Paste. Thank You

    I Want To Thank Google, Wikipedia And To Whoever Invented Copy And Paste. Thank You

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    #82

    My Computer Screen Is Brighter Than My Future

    My Computer Screen Is Brighter Than My Future

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries. The brightness fades after a few years of usage. And besides: the real problem is when your screen is brigher than you are.

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    #83

    If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport

    If Idiots Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport

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    #84

    Brandon Is Pretty Much The Nicest Person You Will Ever Meet... Brandon Dawson Is A Liar

    Brandon Is Pretty Much The Nicest Person You Will Ever Meet... Brandon Dawson Is A Liar

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    #86

    I Knew My Girl Was Cheating On Me When She Said She Was At The Mall With Kristy, But Kristy Was Laying Right Next To Me

    I Knew My Girl Was Cheating On Me When She Said She Was At The Mall With Kristy, But Kristy Was Laying Right Next To Me

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    #87

    Hyaaaaaaah!

    Hyaaaaaaah!

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quoting Link has style! In fact, quoting LOZ has style. "It is dangerous to go alone. That this."

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    #88

    Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Taco Bell, Which Is Basically The Same Thing

    Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Taco Bell, Which Is Basically The Same Thing

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    #90

    The Only Reason I Went To School All This Time Is To Distract Myself From The Fact That I'll Never Be Beyonce

    The Only Reason I Went To School All This Time Is To Distract Myself From The Fact That I'll Never Be Beyonce

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    #91

    Our Parents Had Sex The Same Year So That's Awesome

    Our Parents Had Sex The Same Year So That's Awesome

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    #93

    Eagles May Soar In The Clouds, But Weasels Never Get Sucked Into Jet Engines

    Eagles May Soar In The Clouds, But Weasels Never Get Sucked Into Jet Engines

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    #94

    Four Years Later And I'm Still An Idiot

    Four Years Later And I'm Still An Idiot

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    #97

    If You Like Pineapple Slices On Pizza, I Hope You Like Pineapple Slices On Your Children's Graves Because You're Weak, Your Bloodline Is Weak, And You Will Not Survive The Winter

    If You Like Pineapple Slices On Pizza, I Hope You Like Pineapple Slices On Your Children's Graves Because You're Weak, Your Bloodline Is Weak, And You Will Not Survive The Winter

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    #99

    I Hope Natural Selection Takes Care Of People Who Block The Hallways

    I Hope Natural Selection Takes Care Of People Who Block The Hallways

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    #100

    Id Somebody Ever Asks You To Do Something, Do It Really Bad So You Never Have To Do It Again

    Id Somebody Ever Asks You To Do Something, Do It Really Bad So You Never Have To Do It Again

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    #101

    Guys Call Me Amar But Girls Call Me Mi Amor

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    #102

    Should Have Burned This Place Down When I Had The Chance

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    #103

    Don't Read This. You Will Get Kissed On The Nearest Possible Friday By The Love Of Your Life. Tomorrow Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. However If You Don't Post This Yearbook Quote To At Least 3 Yearbooks You Will Never Find Love. This Really Works

    Don't Read This. You Will Get Kissed On The Nearest Possible Friday By The Love Of Your Life. Tomorrow Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. However If You Don't Post This Yearbook Quote To At Least 3 Yearbooks You Will Never Find Love. This Really Works

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    #104

    When I Die, I Want My Ashes To Be Pressed Into A Smokey Eye Shadow Pallet. Thanks

    When I Die, I Want My Ashes To Be Pressed Into A Smokey Eye Shadow Pallet. Thanks

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    #105

    Never Hold Your Farts In, They Travel Up Your Spine Into Your Brain And That's Where The Crappy Ideas Come From

    Never Hold Your Farts In, They Travel Up Your Spine Into Your Brain And That's Where The Crappy Ideas Come From

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    #106

    If The World Is My Oyster, Then I Must Have An Allergy To Shellfish

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    Put Something Inspirational - Mom

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    #108

    I Love Me A Good Pancake

    I Love Me A Good Pancake

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    #109

    You're Laughing Because I'm Laughing, But I'm Laughing Because I Farted

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    #110

    Bow Ties Make Everything Look Prepossessing. I Googled That Word

    Bow Ties Make Everything Look Prepossessing. I Googled That Word

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    #111

    You Can Catch Flies With Honey, But You Catch More Honeys Bein Fly

    You Can Catch Flies With Honey, But You Catch More Honeys Bein Fly

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    #112

    No I Didn't Shower With It On

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    Lord Beerus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person asked me if i was born with that hijab and i was just thinking were you born with your clothes?

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    #113

    I Was Gifted With An Issue. - I Am The Issue

    I Was Gifted With An Issue. - I Am The Issue

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    #114

    I Get Butterflies When I Think Of Myself

    I Get Butterflies When I Think Of Myself

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    #115

    Goats Are Like Mushrooms, If You Shoot A Duck, I'm Scared Of Toasters

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    #116

    'Going Out Tonight? Lol! No You're Not. Come Join Us, Loser' - Netflix

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    No

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    I Don't Like It When People Call Me A Dumb Blonde. It Gets On My Pet Peeves

    I Don't Like It When People Call Me A Dumb Blonde. It Gets On My Pet Peeves

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    Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her sense of humor! (P.S. I am a blond myself and don't find this offensive, since she's clearly making a joke.)

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    #119

    Life Is Short... False It Is The Longest Thing You Will Ever Do

    Life Is Short... False It Is The Longest Thing You Will Ever Do

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    Long Joan Silver
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called "life". Electric word "life", that means a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell you, there's something else...the afterworld. A world of never ending happiness; you can always see the sun, day, or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverley Hills, you know the one, "doctor everything will be alright". Instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind baby. Because in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. In this life, you're on your own. And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy, punch a higher floor. Yeah, I had to do that!

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    #120

    Cheaters Never Win, But I Just Graduated

    Cheaters Never Win, But I Just Graduated

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    #121

    I'm Actually Not Funny, I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking

    I'm Actually Not Funny, I'm Just Really Mean And People Think I'm Joking

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    #123

    If You're Gonna Be Late You Might As Well Go Grab Some Breakfast And Make It Worth It

    If You're Gonna Be Late You Might As Well Go Grab Some Breakfast And Make It Worth It

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    #125

    I've Never Done Cocaine... But It Smells Good!

    I've Never Done Cocaine... But It Smells Good!

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    #126

    Only Reason I Wear This Is To Give You Females A Chance

    Only Reason I Wear This Is To Give You Females A Chance

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    #127

    I Don't Wish I Was Beyonce, Beyonce Wishes She Was Me

    I Don't Wish I Was Beyonce, Beyonce Wishes She Was Me

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    Everything I Could Ever Want Can Be Found Right In The Depths Of My Own Heart... Except For Money

    Everything I Could Ever Want Can Be Found Right In The Depths Of My Own Heart... Except For Money

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    Any Pizza Is Personal Pizza If You Believe In Yourself

    Any Pizza Is Personal Pizza If You Believe In Yourself

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    #133

    One Time I Ate A Bagel

    One Time I Ate A Bagel

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    I Want Abs...olutely All The Pasta And Breadsticks

    I Want Abs...olutely All The Pasta And Breadsticks

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    Bri, If You See This, I Want My Sweat Shirt Back.

    Bri, If You See This, I Want My Sweat Shirt Back.

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    #136

    I Like To Listen To The 'wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round' While I'm Driving Because I Can Relate To It

    I Like To Listen To The 'wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round' While I'm Driving Because I Can Relate To It

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    #137

    "become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home." - Skyrim Loading Screen

    "become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home." - Skyrim Loading Screen

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    My Hairline Might Be Worse Than Lebron's, But You'll Never Know

    My Hairline Might Be Worse Than Lebron's, But You'll Never Know

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    Please Accept This Sandwich As A Gesture Of Solidarity

    Please Accept This Sandwich As A Gesture Of Solidarity

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    "aaaaaaaauugggghhh!!" - Mufasa, The Lion King "daaaaaaaad!!!" - Simba

    "aaaaaaaauugggghhh!!" - Mufasa, The Lion King "daaaaaaaad!!!" - Simba

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    I Didn't Choose The Thug Life; My Mom Picked It Out For Me

    I Didn't Choose The Thug Life; My Mom Picked It Out For Me

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    #143

    No, I Don't Know What It's Like In New York City

    No, I Don't Know What It's Like In New York City

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    #145

    It's Gonna Be Legend - Wait For It And I Hope You're Not Lactose Intolerant Because The Second Half Of That Word Is ... Dairy!

    It's Gonna Be Legend - Wait For It And I Hope You're Not Lactose Intolerant Because The Second Half Of That Word Is ... Dairy!

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Benjamin hadn't said 'Dairy', she'd be left hangin... and WE'D be left waiting.....for EVER!

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    #146

    Yooo Make Up A Senior Quote For Me, I'm Not At School

    Yooo Make Up A Senior Quote For Me, I'm Not At School

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    I Wonder What Kind Of Jobs My Ancestors Had

    I Wonder What Kind Of Jobs My Ancestors Had

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    When's This Due?

    When's This Due?

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    #149

    "See Kids" I Told You Your Mom Was Hot Back In High School

    "See Kids" I Told You Your Mom Was Hot Back In High School

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    Mary Had A Little Lamb, The Doctor Fainted

    Mary Had A Little Lamb, The Doctor Fainted

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    I've Been Embarrassing Myself Since About Birth

    I've Been Embarrassing Myself Since About Birth

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    Life Is 'though', But It's 'thougher' If You Are Stupid

    Life Is 'though', But It's 'thougher' If You Are Stupid

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    I'm The Mariah Carey In School Filled Of Ariana's

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    The Happier I Get The Less I Can See

    The Happier I Get The Less I Can See

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    #156

    Opinions Are Like Mixtapes: I Don't Want To Hear Yours

    Opinions Are Like Mixtapes: I Don't Want To Hear Yours

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    #157

    A Wise Man Once Said, "Micah You're An Idiot." Another Said "Micah! Stop Eating McDonalds!"

    A Wise Man Once Said, "Micah You're An Idiot." Another Said "Micah! Stop Eating McDonalds!"

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    If You're Reading This In 10years And My Last Names Not Leto, I Failed

    If You're Reading This In 10years And My Last Names Not Leto, I Failed

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    Why Can't A Heterosexual Guy Tell Another Heterosexual Guy He Thinks His Booty Is Fly?

    Why Can't A Heterosexual Guy Tell Another Heterosexual Guy He Thinks His Booty Is Fly?

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    If Your Loved One Has Been Diagnosed With Mesothelioma You Are Entitled To A Cash Compensation

    If Your Loved One Has Been Diagnosed With Mesothelioma You Are Entitled To A Cash Compensation

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    #166

    I'm So Much Cooler Online

    I'm So Much Cooler Online

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    I'm Sorry That People Are So Jealous Of Me, But I Can't Help It That I'm So Popuar

    I'm Sorry That People Are So Jealous Of Me, But I Can't Help It That I'm So Popuar

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    #170

    No, You Cannot Try On My Hijab

    No, You Cannot Try On My Hijab

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    #171

    Where Will I Be In 10 Years? Celebrating The 10th Anniversary Of You Asking Me This Question

    Where Will I Be In 10 Years? Celebrating The 10th Anniversary Of You Asking Me This Question

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    #172

    'everyone's A Critic' - Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    'everyone's A Critic' - Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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    #173

    I'm Trash, But Like High Quality Trash. The Kind Of Trash Rich White People Have, Like Crumpled Up Hundred Dollar Bills And Caviar Leftovers

    I'm Trash, But Like High Quality Trash. The Kind Of Trash Rich White People Have, Like Crumpled Up Hundred Dollar Bills And Caviar Leftovers

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    What A Day!!! Nothing Happened And I Was Tired

    What A Day!!! Nothing Happened And I Was Tired

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing nothing n staying conscious of it is a LOT more effort!

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    #175

    Befriending The Administration Will Get You Everywhere (;

    Befriending The Administration Will Get You Everywhere (;

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    #176

    Donuts Are Always The Answer

    Donuts Are Always The Answer

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    #177

    Thank You Mario! But Our Senior Quote Is In Another Yearbook!

    Thank You Mario! But Our Senior Quote Is In Another Yearbook!

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    #179

    "honey, Why Are There Pancakes In The Silverware Drawer?" - Scrubs (left) "you Mean Why Is There Silverware In The Pancake Drawer? Wha-thuhh!!!"- Christopher Turk (right)

    "honey, Why Are There Pancakes In The Silverware Drawer?" - Scrubs (left) "you Mean Why Is There Silverware In The Pancake Drawer? Wha-thuhh!!!"- Christopher Turk (right)

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    #182

    'What If We Spelled 'People' Like This Peeple. That Would Be Funny, I Think' - Kim Kardashian

    'What If We Spelled 'People' Like This Peeple. That Would Be Funny, I Think' - Kim Kardashian

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    #183

    What If One Day You Woke Up And You Were A Chicken Nugget

    What If One Day You Woke Up And You Were A Chicken Nugget

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    #186

    I'm A Lion I'm A Lion! No I'm Actually A Dragon! I'm A Dragon! And It Feels Sooo Goood! I'm A Lion And A Dragon At The Same Time! I'm A Champion! I'm A Lion!

    I'm A Lion I'm A Lion! No I'm Actually A Dragon! I'm A Dragon! And It Feels Sooo Goood! I'm A Lion And A Dragon At The Same Time! I'm A Champion! I'm A Lion!

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    Is This The Krusty Krab? No, This Is Patrick

    Is This The Krusty Krab? No, This Is Patrick

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    #188

    I Am Rather Appalled At The Limit Of Characters For This. I Am Certain That I Cannot Fit All My Thoughts Of These Last 4 Years Into Such Few Cha

    I Am Rather Appalled At The Limit Of Characters For This. I Am Certain That I Cannot Fit All My Thoughts Of These Last 4 Years Into Such Few Cha

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    #190

    I Would Just Like To Apologize To Those Who Were Unable To Graduate With The Class Of 2015 Because They Were Too Distracted By My Midriff And Consequently Failed All Of Their Classes! Xoxo

    I Would Just Like To Apologize To Those Who Were Unable To Graduate With The Class Of 2015 Because They Were Too Distracted By My Midriff And Consequently Failed All Of Their Classes! Xoxo

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    I Will Miss The Friends That I Have Made And The Memories We Shared Along With The Teachers I Have Boned With Over The Years

    I Will Miss The Friends That I Have Made And The Memories We Shared Along With The Teachers I Have Boned With Over The Years

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    I Got To Experience Hell For Four Years Before I Even Died

    I Got To Experience Hell For Four Years Before I Even Died

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    Thanks To Whs, I Learned To Right Good

    Thanks To Whs, I Learned To Right Good

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    When My Eyes Are Closed, I Can't See

    When My Eyes Are Closed, I Can't See

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    I'm Going To Steal The Declaration Of Independence

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    This Is Nothing But A Hive, And I Am The One And Only Queen Bee

    This Is Nothing But A Hive, And I Am The One And Only Queen Bee

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    #198

    I Was Sitting One Day And A Camera Went Off. I Am Not A Model

    I Was Sitting One Day And A Camera Went Off. I Am Not A Model

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    #199

    Hannah Montana Says Nobody's Perfect, But Here I Am

    Hannah Montana Says Nobody's Perfect, But Here I Am

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    Sometimes When I'm Taking A Bath I Like To Turn Off The Lights And Pretend I'm In The 'womb'

    Sometimes When I'm Taking A Bath I Like To Turn Off The Lights And Pretend I'm In The 'womb'

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    #203

    A Life Not Lived For Other Is A Life Not Worth Living. Don't Drink The Bong Water

    A Life Not Lived For Other Is A Life Not Worth Living. Don't Drink The Bong Water

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    #204

    The Worst Part About Donating Blood Is The Feeling Of Giving

    The Worst Part About Donating Blood Is The Feeling Of Giving

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    #205

    I Am Going To Miss The Snow Days, Two Hour Delays, Half Days, And The Exam Days When I Do Not Have To Be At School

    I Am Going To Miss The Snow Days, Two Hour Delays, Half Days, And The Exam Days When I Do Not Have To Be At School

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    #206

    You Went To High School, I Went To School High

    You Went To High School, I Went To School High

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "..I went to school high" - bailey BIRD elkins.. explains it

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    #208

    The Best Things In Life Are Free. Like Long Walks To The Freezer To Get Some Ben And Jerry's Strawberry Cake, Yumm!

    The Best Things In Life Are Free. Like Long Walks To The Freezer To Get Some Ben And Jerry's Strawberry Cake, Yumm!

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    #210

    Steez, December 25th. I'm Going To End Up In Jail Or Working At Olive Garden, Either Way Endless Salads Getting Tossed

    Steez, December 25th. I'm Going To End Up In Jail Or Working At Olive Garden, Either Way Endless Salads Getting Tossed

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he plans to be popular in prison, if that's where he ends up...? I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say.

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    #212

    The Drake In A School Of Meek Mills

    The Drake In A School Of Meek Mills

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    #213

    Aye, The Beat Go Of... I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!

    Aye, The Beat Go Of... I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!

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    #214

    How Are You Gonna Feel When Your Vape Tornado Blows Away Your Friends And Family?

    How Are You Gonna Feel When Your Vape Tornado Blows Away Your Friends And Family?

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    Life's Like A Box Of Chocolates - Sometimes You Get Punched In The Face

    Life's Like A Box Of Chocolates - Sometimes You Get Punched In The Face

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    'How Do You Feel You Have Changed Since Freshman Year?' Well I Still Have No Friends

    'How Do You Feel You Have Changed Since Freshman Year?' Well I Still Have No Friends

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    The Illuminati Is Literally Just Me, A Bunch Of Horses, And Barac Obama

    The Illuminati Is Literally Just Me, A Bunch Of Horses, And Barac Obama

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    Man Those Were Some Good Tacos

    Man Those Were Some Good Tacos

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    #219

    When Life Gets Hard, You Have To Grasp It. When It Comes, You Have To Take It On The Chin. There's No Such Thing As Getting Off Easy

    When Life Gets Hard, You Have To Grasp It. When It Comes, You Have To Take It On The Chin. There's No Such Thing As Getting Off Easy

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    If You Can't Afford Pizza, You Can't Afford Me!

    If You Can't Afford Pizza, You Can't Afford Me!

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    #222

    I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick Arse... And I've Just Finished My Milk

    I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick Arse... And I've Just Finished My Milk

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    Jamoo Wabadebadoo

    Jamoo Wabadebadoo

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    I'm Throwing Shade Like It's Sunny

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    #225

    Future Plans: Find An Old Man, Wait For Him To Die, And Take All His Money

    Future Plans: Find An Old Man, Wait For Him To Die, And Take All His Money

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    Benjamin Is A Ravenous Wolf

    Benjamin Is A Ravenous Wolf

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    I Like My Makeup So Cakey, When I Hug Your Man I Leave A Mark On His Shirt

    I Like My Makeup So Cakey, When I Hug Your Man I Leave A Mark On His Shirt

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    #228

    Take Life As It Comes In Your Face And Runs Down Your Chin

    Take Life As It Comes In Your Face And Runs Down Your Chin

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    I Haven't Even Begun To Peak

    I Haven't Even Begun To Peak

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    Get Chicks Or Die Trying

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    I'm Fappin In This Photo

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    #233

    "I Didn't Choose The Thug Life, The Thug Life Chose Me" - Tupac

    "I Didn't Choose The Thug Life, The Thug Life Chose Me" - Tupac

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    #234

    If I Had A Car I Would Be The Fast And The Furious. I'm Serious, Like The Joker Asking Batman Why So Serious?

    If I Had A Car I Would Be The Fast And The Furious. I'm Serious, Like The Joker Asking Batman Why So Serious?

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