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Ever heard the saying "if you want a job doing well then you better do it yourself?" Well, the wives of these husbands clearly haven't, because if they had they wouldn't have asked their significant others to do any of the things that you can see in the pictures below. Compiled by Bored Panda, this list showcases the best of husband comedy and the worst of husband ineptitude. Although we're pretty sure that most of these things were done on purpose. At least, we HOPE they were done on purpose, because if they weren't then the future of mankind looks even grimmer than expected.

Do you have a husband who specializes in failing? Are you yourself a husband who can't get anything right? Then add your pictures to the list below and don't forget to comment!

#1

I Asked My Husband To Make A Shopping List

I Asked My Husband To Make A Shopping List

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Debarati Chakraborty
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is awesome actually! I would have loved this.

OrBu
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best shopping list I'd seen!

Grant Thomas
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First, I want to complement this site administrator for creating this platform for us to express our feelings. It was like a dream come true,i never believed i and my spouse could be together again, After 3 years of divorce God still use a great man called Priest Tokubo to heal my marriage again, i have been in hell all alone with the kids, so yesterday i was browsing on the internet when i saw a testimony of a lady how the same Godly man helped her bring back her ex so i copied the email and explained everything to man, he assured me everything will be fine i was thinking maybe he is talking about some other time to my surprise 24 hours after he told me my husband will contact me soon, to my greatest surprise my husband came back home just the way the priest said it, i was shocked even till now, my friends words are not enough to describe what this priest has done for me. i understand so many people reading this testimony are in a similar problem like this , my advice is for you to co

Juli-Ann Anderson
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would that we could have such diversions in life!

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    #2

    Came Home To This Last Night

    Came Home To This Last Night

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    Pi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love it if someone did this at my house!

    Penny James
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my - must be related to my hubby. I opened our fridge door one day, and all the eggs had little faces drawn on them! I laughed myself sick!

    Classy Plant
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what my mom did for april fools

    I'm groot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This So I'd scare me in the middle of the night

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a man with a sense of humor! I love it. I think it's great. That he would even know what to do with googlie eyes puts her ahead of me on the hubby score board.

    Susan McNeely
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well looks like he wants to have someone e watching out for you no matter where you are in the house! Love at it's most obsessive!

    Anatoo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They 're watching you...

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    #3

    Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "Spider Cat, Spider Cat Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"

    Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "Spider Cat, Spider Cat Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"

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    Nataša Ćurčić Nikolić
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this must be some kind of an unexplored disease -.- my husband does that too. our cat is black and white.... i feel better now....

    Albino Squirrel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a reference to the Simpsons movie- "spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does"

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help mum...he's doing it again......

    Amber Marshall
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine right here. He did it with our baby too

    OrBu
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Walking the cat across the ceiling..." A challenge to wrap my mind around it even before seeing the picture.????

    OrBu
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Twas an emoticon where the question marks are.

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    Cla NG
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he isn't walking the goldfish

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    #4

    Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

    Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

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    Marjan van Oostrum
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one reminds me of one late afternoon, a long time ago, when I was around 13 years old and my mother went for work in the evening. She specifically asked me - her youngest and only daughter - and not my dad nor my two older brothers, to put the laundry (which was bedding) from the washing machine (when finished) into the dryer. And so I did. Wondering why she had not asked me to start the dryer as well... Late that night she came home, tired from working, ran up to the dryer and allmost exploded. Leaving me genuinely surprised....

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny but I think if this happens to me and knowing I have to spend twenty minutes boiling pasta I'd be pretty pissed

    Lucky Ping
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is right no? Follow your order very well lol

    Anaí Tat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is possibly not even a joke.

    Susan Riley
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky he could even find the spaghetti. My husband isn't even sure where we keep the friggin' milk!

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    #5

    My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

    My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy

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    Angela Randazzo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby named our bearded dragon Dio :)

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    #6

    I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This

    I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This

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    Ana Rosario
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I can't stop laughing. jajajajajaja

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    #7

    So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

    So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

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    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU WERE ASKE TO DO ONE THING ...... ONE THING *SMH*

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    #8

    My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

    My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

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    Tricia Overstreet
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll still be laughing when I wake up tomorrow

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Henry would so do that. I love him for his unique humor

    Ane Strayhorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And angelo crazy a*s would do this s**t just to f**k my me time moment the only time I get away from him lmao.

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    #9

    I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

    I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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    Allison Simpson
    Community Member
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is also tall so guess where the peephole is on the front door??!

    Narelle Kay
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him to put a matching one beneath it then you have "his" and "hers"

    Anaí Tat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he has other qualities.

    Narelle Kay
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him to put another one beneath it, then you gave matching mirrors"

    Annalisa Orlandi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why "do it yourself" is better!

    Pradipta Mukherjee
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    facing similar problem here with a husband of 5.11

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    #10

    Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

    Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

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    Pi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the PPG pillow!!!

    Samuel Jay Brown
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: Children should never watch PPG it is really bad but in subtle ways children wouldn't get apparently.

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    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was only wearing it on his head!!

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is, whose bra really is it? Did you think about that?

    #11

    My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

    My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love that on my fridge! ahahha

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had poem magnets for my kids . . .hubby was banned from them because the kids can read . . . .

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was a "butt" magnet, there must also be a "penis" one somewhere.

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    #12

    What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale

    What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they say it's us women the ones to spend too much....

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that Ore Ida bag out of there. It's taking up space.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband must love you very much.

    jetmastergames
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reminds me of when we go to the shops and there's a butter sale...

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    #13

    Wife Bought A Label Maker To Help Get Organized With Our New Daughter. I'm Already Finding It Helpful

    Wife Bought A Label Maker To Help Get Organized With Our New Daughter. I'm Already Finding It Helpful

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    #14

    Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes

    Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't seem so pleased either.

    Anna Edvardsen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silver is "in" this season! He did good ;-)

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like the tin man lolol

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's at least safe from the aliens

    karenza
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i came home with 6 pairs of orange socks. my father did not question the choice. and he said to my mom 'she said she wanted them all in that colour. we had to exchange the socks.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they are nice. Next time, be more specific, woman! :-D

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    #15

    When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

    When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

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    Cassandra Lee
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**k n' Balls. I noticed it right away, but then again I have dirty mind, so that helps.

    Jessica Russian Sifontes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw two apples and a banana, and I didn't realize the shape until I read your comment, LOL!

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to get money for lunch! :)

    Pi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    >:-D Definitely a sense of humour!

    Veronica Hufana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that I noticed the $20 first? #WellBalancedMeal #PhallicFood

    Angela Randazzo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you have fruit so that's good...I'd grab some sushi then go buy some lip gloss or funky nail polish :)

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he threw some spare cash in there for ya. lol

    Glynis Lailann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is called 'shortcut to using your imagination to make an interesting sandwich'.

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    #16

    Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

    Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With

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    firegirl 21
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if this was for a dinner party

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried to do a lattice crust I agree 1000000%

    Glynis Lailann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the baked pie was to be a contribution to a supper party?

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    #17

    Asked My Husband To Watch The Baby

    Asked My Husband To Watch The Baby

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    Micaela Olivera
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure that baby will be a future pro gamer with that role model :D

    Jennifer Scott
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is never getting his childhood back..thnx dad XD

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least he's got the baby attached where it can't wonder off alone. Imagine if he just sat him on the couch and then played video games.

    Debra Starr Moon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my daughters fell out of a second story window when my EX-husband was playing on the computer while "watching" them. Swear to God. Be thankful for what you have and pick your battles! Lol!

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's levelling up the baby's account early, so that he has a running start when he is ready to take over.

    Amy Woodhall
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say men can't multi task.

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    #18

    I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

    I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

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    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg If I was really hungry that day I would not be amused.

    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite so far HAHAHA!

    Anaí Tat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, i would laugh so hard.

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    #19

    So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

    So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got

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    Albino Squirrel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I wonder what it could be... A shirt? No, that's impossible

    Virginia Su
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does wrap at least one shirt mean?

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father does this every Christmas with something

    mackenzie todd
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could wrap good like that!

    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks better than what I can do

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    #20

    My Husband Is An Asshole

    My Husband Is An Asshole

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    Jess Hodges
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Klingons in the shower are the worst!

    Ronja Rövardotter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I would catch my death! :D But it is very good cosplay. I love it. If it didn't jump on me from my shower :D

    Gothilocks
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that's not cosplay! Could be a cardboard cut-out :3

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    #21

    I Leave My Husband With The Baby For Ten Minutes

    I Leave My Husband With The Baby For Ten Minutes

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    #22

    My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her

    My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero f***s given about the tree! Nice one!

    Angela Randazzo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great !!! At least he went !!!

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They watch Sunday night football at these events too I see.

    #23

    My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More

    My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More

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    Ego_TheMusic
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha the I'm dashing on his type board

    Tricia Nicolosi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The board says your dog really looses scrabble bad. Growl, woof, snarl. Lol

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the I'm dashing should be in front of the puppy what a beautiful dog

    Samuel Jay Brown
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mean to be a downer but in Scrabble is it even possible for the growl, woof and snarl to be there?

    #24

    My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

    My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Lambie can't use a rest room in North Carolina.

    Barbara Jones
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just lost it....omg you win the internet today. LMAO!!

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    Jhoa
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snappin' necks has never been so funny.

    Daria B
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hidden messages in children's toys...

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    #25

    My Husband May Have Gone Too Far In Dressing Our Son Like An Old Man For School Today

    My Husband May Have Gone Too Far In Dressing Our Son Like An Old Man For School Today

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yikes! looks like he will get the rest of a haircut that night cuz it won't be so cute the next day

    Stephania
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg he shaved his head!!! my brother would wrestle my dad if he did that

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    #26

    Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves

    Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves

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    m Soukup
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious. I remeber waking up one morning and my elf TP'd my bathroom.

    Hannah
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great. I'm doing this for my children.

    #27

    I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book "To Get Some Tips"

    I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book "To Get Some Tips"

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prepare for a future of "dad jokes".

    Maheak
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet my parents had one of these when i was a kid

    Serand Gaming
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had too much time on their hands

    jetmastergames
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my parents must have gotten that book

    #28

    What My Husband Left In The Fridge For Me This Morning

    What My Husband Left In The Fridge For Me This Morning

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    #29

    Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

    Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

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    Daria B
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog looks rather curious too.

    Ronja Rövardotter
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows it ends up on the floor eventually :D So he is just waiting :D

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    jetmastergames
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that's how men do it, whats the big problem?

    Areta E
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was actually thinking of doing this myself.

    Andreea Laciu
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly the way my husband is making cookies. :))

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a mixer I have solved my meringue issue if that's not going to make it peak I quit baking forever

    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome! I wanna try that!

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    #30

    I Might Have To Kill My Husband

    I Might Have To Kill My Husband

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    Sheila McCarthy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah! he took off the best part!

    Mary Tonningsen
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly watched the "muffin top' episode from Seinfeld....

    Michelle quehl
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just finished making muffins an hour ago I'm not showing my hubby this one he would do that

    Lili Vojtek
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''you can only eat half of the muffins''

    Albino Squirrel
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clap............... Clap................ Clap.................

    #31

    My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

    My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be so annoyed and angry I'd cry.

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's just potatoes there like $3 for 10lbs I really hope that you don't cry about potatoes just finish the job or better yet get him to

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he peel the potatoes with? An axe??

    Sara Shrader
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all you're getting for dinner, enjoy!

    MADELEINE KIMBALL
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just mean, seriously! Now all the potatoes are kind of wasted! ):<

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're making mashed it's better to leave skin on that is where your neutron is

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    #32

    Caught My Husband Red Handed. Thought He Was Working Out

    Caught My Husband Red Handed. Thought He Was Working Out

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    Kristen Wright
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face says it all....

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol he's so five years old that actually looks fun

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    #33

    My Dad Didn't Bother Reading The Card Before He Bought It

    My Dad Didn't Bother Reading The Card Before He Bought It

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still find it sweet, though. Immagine the symbolic meaning of a strong and proud, and even good looking, black woman. I think it's a compliment regardless of race. I think many caucasian women would feel very flattered to hear they're like, say, Beyonce.

    criminalgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have just seen the For My Wife and the red heart and thought Bingo!

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture caption says her father I assume that is his daughter just cause a woman is middle aged don't mean that her dad is dead

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    #34

    Asked My Husband To Do Laundry

    Asked My Husband To Do Laundry

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    Gregory Blackham
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are impossible to fold i dont care even when people show me there not to be folded

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost an art form getting the corners to tuck into the opposite side. I feel his pain

    #35

    Our Daughter Really Wanted To Touch The Water But Couldn't Reach By Herself And This Was My Husband's Solution. Her Face Says It All

    Our Daughter Really Wanted To Touch The Water But Couldn't Reach By Herself And This Was My Husband's Solution. Her Face Says It All

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    Stephania
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so bad about that that looks fun

    Liane Fleury
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been even funnier if they both fell in. HAHAHA. (As long as no one got hurt)

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    Rachmaninoffsgf
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why dads are so important in a little girl's life. Who else would help her fulfill her dreams in such a way?! :)

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah so awesome! My dad is like that! Always would do some crazy s**t for us!

    Rubie Namuag
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did this too..it was so funny and he fed our kid's curiousity..

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife says “if you drop my child I'm pushing you in to get her"

    Puddin Tane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems to be enjoying herself.

    #36

    So Husband Reorganized Our Bookshelf

    So Husband Reorganized Our Bookshelf

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    Kat Shorey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the spines of those books are showing, the rest are turned around so you can't see the title.

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    #37

    My Husband Decided To Give Our Dog A Haircut

    My Husband Decided To Give Our Dog A Haircut

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    Stephanie Flood
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god it looks like a coyote ha ha

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooooh noooooooo xPP P what has he dooone xD Must've been a moment, "I'm not paying 50 dollars for my dogs haircut! I can do that my self! derp!" xP

    C. Wang
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like something from pokemon....but those eyebrows tho!

    Ismoyo Nt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ear remind me of Batwing?

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a very wrong Chihuahua

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    #38

    My Attentive Husband Playing With Our Daughter

    My Attentive Husband Playing With Our Daughter

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    Cranial Draft
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly where his parents left him 30 years ago.

    Matt Clark
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one made me sad. He didn't even put her on the soft padding. But he sat there....

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad men like that don't deserve kids. What was he doing that could be more important than his baby

    Becky Ann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a doll. Where's the baby?

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your an amazingly stupid person p.s. babies don't move in pictures and there small kinda like a doll but you know alive

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    #39

    My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

    My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

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    Akane Ana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only kind of diamond necklace I would want my husband to give me! On the anniversary of our marriage he wanted to give me a diamond pickaxe/sword but they were out of stock :(

    Abigail Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I'd love it if my boyfriend gave me something like this. We're both huge dorks :)

    Rubie Namuag
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter would love that necklace much, hahahahaha..

    Rubie Namuag
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha, im sure my daughter would love that!

    Samuel Jay Brown
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diamonds in Minecraft are supposedly rarer in Minecraft so be even more flattered.

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    #40

    Asked My Husband To Pick Up Some Throw Pillows Today. These Are What He Brought Home

    Asked My Husband To Pick Up Some Throw Pillows Today. These Are What He Brought Home

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are the throw pillows you are looking for!

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those pillows are awesome xD hehehe

    Kyle Roland
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have brought a bunch of pillows that said "throw me"

    Anaí Tat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can i find the honey badger one?? PLEASE.

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    #41

    My Friend Was At Michael's With Her Husband

    My Friend Was At Michael's With Her Husband

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    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does she have so many down votes...? So would my hubby... why? Cause I usually don't leave I go for yarn and buy half the store

    Stephania
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    First comment on this post !!! My dad would do that just to be funny

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    #42

    Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

    Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag

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    #43

    Husband Thought This Was A Suitable Message For Me

    Husband Thought This Was A Suitable Message For Me

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    Anaí Tat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh girl, that man loves you.

    Rubie Namuag
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahha, husbands and wives becane best of enemies when they have misundestandings and eventually became best of frens when they made up and overcome the trial..

    Stephania
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    9 years ago

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    First comment on this post !!! I would do that but to the person who I hate the most then I would tell them it was a mistake !

    #44

    My Husband Thinks It's Funny To Buy Dog Treats Disproportionate To The Size Of Our Dog

    My Husband Thinks It's Funny To Buy Dog Treats Disproportionate To The Size Of Our Dog

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    #45

    My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

    My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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    Marie-Michèle Lacroix
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, someone I know did the same thing with a cellphone... We stopped him as soon as we saw!!!

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teenager known to us DID it to his granny's mobile. Mobile charred to a charcoal slab!

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    Sue Jensen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Ex did it with his socks and boxershorts too. I was laughing the whole day. Than he was mad at me.

    Sara Shrader
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See what you get from a community college? Aim higher lol

    Kamal SIMOU
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    9 years ago

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    is that Edward Snowden?

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    #46

    As A Husband, I Decided To Make The Bed Properly

    As A Husband, I Decided To Make The Bed Properly

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    fun mushroom
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic. Bed. Want. Now. Side with all the pillows. Must. Have.

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it women need 58 pillows in 43 sizes I don't

    Stephania
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    First comment on this post !!! That literally is me every morning

    #47

    My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen Today. I Think He Wants An Award

    My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen Today. I Think He Wants An Award

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    #48

    Going Away For The Weekend And I Asked My Husband To Pack A Bag For Our Daughter

    Going Away For The Weekend And I Asked My Husband To Pack A Bag For Our Daughter

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    firegirl 21
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the expression on the girls face lmao

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have carried my kids this way so many times! one of the requirements for a diaper bag is that i can put the baby in it. very handy when you need to go potty and can't with a baby in your arms but really really so many reallys do not want to put an infant on a public bathroom floor

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    #49

    I Asked My Husband If He Would Bring Me Some Water. He Brought Me This. Thanks?

    I Asked My Husband If He Would Bring Me Some Water. He Brought Me This. Thanks?

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    #50

    I Told My Husband To Buy "Some Tortillas." He Bought 40

    I Told My Husband To Buy "Some Tortillas." He Bought 40

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    #51

    So, I Told My Husband To Get Us A Nice Little Dog About 2 Years Ago. This Is The Pup And He's Not Done Growing

    So, I Told My Husband To Get Us A Nice Little Dog About 2 Years Ago. This Is The Pup And He's Not Done Growing

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    PaintingSparrow
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG ITS SO CUTE I NEED ONE RIGHT NOW!! I LOVE THESE DOGS

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err ya little... compared to an elephant... look at the bright side practice horse for your child

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine won't accept any dog smaller than a large. we have had rot/dane mix, great pyrenees etc.

    #52

    My Friends Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

    My Friends Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

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    Clayton Mott
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't he drink in the house? Thats just odd

    Rubie Namuag
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaha, my dad always do this..Gid I miss him..

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know he probably drinks too much that's the only reason. What does it matter whether it's there friends hubby or there hubby either way rot drinking anywhere is really stupid don't drink at all it just makes you stupid mouthy slur puke and do things so senseless you never would sober. Smoke weed instead it gives you a buzz no gross hangover or puking (the puking point is arguable I've greened out on epic herb) it's long term side effect free and nothing has ever been documented about adverse effects from long term use put down the bottle and grab a joint

    C. Wang
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really neat handwriting tho

    Cozma Ioan Marian
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of you women are ashamed of what you put your husbands up to, that you have to mention "my friend's husband"? You know we all see the same movies, where "I have this friend, and he has this problem..." is always managing to hide the truth... NOT!

    Virginia Su
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the internet...where basically everything is anonymous, or at the very least we don't know the person. Ever thought that it really was their friend?

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    #53

    This Is How My Husband Responds To His Cousin's Wedding Invitation

    This Is How My Husband Responds To His Cousin's Wedding Invitation

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    #54

    I Told My Husband He Could Help Make Cookies

    I Told My Husband He Could Help Make Cookies

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    #55

    My Husband Decided To Make A Jewelry Box For His Mother For Christmas But Got High Right Before Drawing The Initial Design. I Pulled This Out Of The Recycling The Next Day

    My Husband Decided To Make A Jewelry Box For His Mother For Christmas But Got High Right Before Drawing The Initial Design. I Pulled This Out Of The Recycling The Next Day

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    #56

    My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

    My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that having a blanket with my husbands face would actually help if he was gone a lot? lol

    #57

    Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed

    Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Yuk! I hate the room! All pink & over girly! So cheesy ! Sorry

    Gothilocks
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's for an infant girl. That must've been the way she wanted it!

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    #58

    Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

    Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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    Raquel Leal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I winder if someone already had a a merry maids sticker glued at their but..

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    #59

    My Classmate Came Home To This From Her Husband

    My Classmate Came Home To This From Her Husband

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    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm totally making this on our 2 year anniversary

    #60

    My Husband Is A Jerk. Yes Every Cookie Has A Bite Mark In It

    My Husband Is A Jerk. Yes Every Cookie Has A Bite Mark In It

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    Anaí Tat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem, they're Pacmen now!

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I made them I would be effing pissed.

    Jeanne Deaux
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    9 years ago

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    Your husband is disgusting. If you have any respect at all: you finish what you start to eat and if you don't, you don't put it back with the rest of the food. Did you marry a r****d caveman?

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT use that word it's hugely inappropriate I have family that has special needs your a f*****g a*****e

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    #61

    I Left These Gingerbread Angels To Rest Before Decorating, When Came Back Found Them Decorated

    I Left These Gingerbread Angels To Rest Before Decorating, When Came Back Found Them Decorated

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    #62

    So I Went To The Bathroom And Found This... Apparently My Husband Is 12 Years Old

    So I Went To The Bathroom And Found This... Apparently My Husband Is 12 Years Old

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    Akane Ana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be grounded! In this house we only go for playstation.

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    #63

    My Passive Aggressive Attempt At Telling My Wife That This Is Not Acceptable

    My Passive Aggressive Attempt At Telling My Wife That This Is Not Acceptable

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    Stacie Nightingale-Martz
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who actually sticks their hair to the wall and leaves it there? That's gross!

    Becky Ann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not getting stuck in the drain!

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you repositioned the hair you are just as gross and u know it is just hair Seinfeld made a good point your willing to kiss a loved one on top of the head which is covered in hair but as soon as the exact same hair is unattached it's magically disgusting it's the same hair but cleaner in the shower vs sweat covered and dirty

    Courtney George
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this gross? Lol, it's clean hair. Not in the drain. Think about it.

    TRina Lockary
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this, he has by far the longest hair of the 4 adults in the house (the rest have really short hair) and about 70% of the time there is a wad of hair in the bathtub. I take pics and email them to him at work until I realized I could just keep sending the same pic

    Jeanne Deaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never be with someone with as little manners as your wife. You're my new hero!

    #64

    How My Husband Makes Hamburgers

    How My Husband Makes Hamburgers

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    Sara Shrader
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's he gonna get a bun for that? Lol

    Pascal Desjardins
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats awesome hamburger pizza just get two pizza bottoms

    #65

    I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes....

    I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes....

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    Nesca
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a youtube video ? ...

    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's the picture he sent me with the word "oops" under it

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    #66

    My Husband Added A Task To My Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist

    My Husband Added A Task To My Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist

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    #67

    Asked My Husband To Iron My Pants And He Gave Me 1980's Creases

    Asked My Husband To Iron My Pants And He Gave Me 1980's Creases

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    Rosie Rosenberger
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.... I had no idea there was such a thing as 80s creases. I would have done the same thing. I did my military uniforms like this in the 90s. Oh... and I'm a woman so... shows how much I know. #WomanFail

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that. At least he does your pants :P

    #68

    Two Different Homes. Two Different Husbands. Same Christmas Feeling

    Two Different Homes. Two Different Husbands. Same Christmas Feeling

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    Adamzam
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only difference is there's a dog in one.

    #69

    My Husband Texted This To Me While He Was Getting Gas This Morning

    My Husband Texted This To Me While He Was Getting Gas This Morning

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    Mai Vân Nguyễn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. What's the thing here?

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    #70

    My Husband Wanted To Make Dinner Tonight In The Crock Pot. Those Used To Be Hot Dogs

    My Husband Wanted To Make Dinner Tonight In The Crock Pot. Those Used To Be Hot Dogs

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    Isaac Joe (Joe)
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's called a slow cooker in England. I use them. Cook them overnight for 8 hours and you don't have to watch them. The black beans stained the sausages I think.

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great now make him eat one you know... just to see how good his beautiful hot dog chilly stew tastes

    Stephanie Flood
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f**k how do you do that to hot dogs!!

    Adamzam
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by putting them in a crocpot with black beans

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    #71

    My Husband Made Me This Anniversary Card

    My Husband Made Me This Anniversary Card

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    #72

    My Husband Sent This Photo To Me And Saying We Needed To Go Shopping

    My Husband Sent This Photo To Me And Saying We Needed To Go Shopping

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    #73

    I Asked My Husband To Help Me Pick Up Raspberries And Blueberries, And This Is What He Came Back With

    I Asked My Husband To Help Me Pick Up Raspberries And Blueberries, And This Is What He Came Back With

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    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when reading labels don't happen and your right they do look like what everyone pictures a berry to be and it's more blue then the other ones p.s. That Damien guy didn't deserve any down vote

    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were out of blueberries

    Alina Purcell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey he got half of the order right :))

    Katelin Holliday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackberries are better anyway, good job husband!

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    #74

    This Is What You Get, When Your Trainer Is Your Husband

    This Is What You Get, When Your Trainer Is Your Husband

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    #75

    My Husband Cleaned The House Earlier

    My Husband Cleaned The House Earlier

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    Carlos Leyva
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man. I don't know why is this supposed to be wrong.

    KiraKiralina
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's flipped the wrong way, so you can see the zipper. :)

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    #76

    Asked My Sweet Husband To Pick The Soap Off The Shower Floor. He Thinks He's So Funny

    Asked My Sweet Husband To Pick The Soap Off The Shower Floor. He Thinks He's So Funny

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    #77

    My Husband Was Responsible For Wrapping The Present

    My Husband Was Responsible For Wrapping The Present

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    #78

    I Asked My Husband To Stir My Drink, Aaaaand This Is What He Did. Thank You. Exactly What I Had In Mind

    I Asked My Husband To Stir My Drink, Aaaaand This Is What He Did. Thank You. Exactly What I Had In Mind

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    Damien McDallydally
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this isn't what you have in mind then you should use your words and TELL US! As a man, nothing annoys me more than when a girl asks me to do small things like this, things there is no apparent reason she couldn't do on her own. "stir this drink for me".. like we have some special supertool that is made f... ooh... OOOHH..

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is what this girl would have done. this is more smart aleck than male i think

    Pascal Desjardins
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok first of all she asked to stir her drink, id do a lot for my gf but that's just pure laziness

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and you can't stir your own drink becauuusssseee?

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly hope he didn't just pick his nose.

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    #79

    I Asked My Husband To Put This Sandwich Inside The Fridge

    I Asked My Husband To Put This Sandwich Inside The Fridge

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    Corina Tusinean
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he didn't use a plate, or a container, or a baggie. food touching inside of the fridge...( i know it's clean in theory but it ain't that clean)

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    Cassandra Lee
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot the container/ziplock bag.

    #80

    Asked My Husband To Draw Me, He Gives Me This

    Asked My Husband To Draw Me, He Gives Me This

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    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband getting art lessons from my 6 month old niece. Even a simple stick figure with a sideways 8 for blobs would be more flattering he made you look fat and your clearly not

    #81

    Go To Give Our Son A Bath, Pull Back The Curtain To Find This Thing My Husband Did

    Go To Give Our Son A Bath, Pull Back The Curtain To Find This Thing My Husband Did

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    #82

    I Asked My Husband To Take Our Daughter Play Outside. And This Is What I Saw...

    I Asked My Husband To Take Our Daughter Play Outside. And This Is What I Saw...

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    Katie Bear
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he doesn't drop her - they're having fun, who cares how he does it?

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    #83

    Asked My Husband To Bring Home Wine. He Did

    Asked My Husband To Bring Home Wine. He Did

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    #84

    These Are The Cupboards My 6'8 Husband Installed For Me . I'm 5'5. Ladder Anyone?

    These Are The Cupboards My 6'8 Husband Installed For Me . I'm 5'5. Ladder Anyone?

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    #85

    My Husband Leaves A Plethora Of Cups At The Top Of The Stairs For Weeks. He's Run Out Of Room, So Now A Couple Of Cups Has Accumulated In Our Bathroom

    My Husband Leaves A Plethora Of Cups At The Top Of The Stairs For Weeks. He's Run Out Of Room, So Now A Couple Of Cups Has Accumulated In Our Bathroom

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    #86

    I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There.

    I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There.

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    #87

    I Told My Husband To Put Our Daughter To Bed

    I Told My Husband To Put Our Daughter To Bed

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    #88

    I Asked My Husband To Change The Sheets And He Did! :)

    I Asked My Husband To Change The Sheets And He Did! :)

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    #89

    I Asked My Husband To Put The Groceries Away

    I Asked My Husband To Put The Groceries Away

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    #90

    I Asked My Husband To Clean Up The Kitchen From Old Fruit And Veg..

    I Asked My Husband To Clean Up The Kitchen From Old Fruit And Veg..

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    #91

    I Asked My Husband To Train The Dog To Stay Off The Sofa. He Went The 'tough Love' Route.

    I Asked My Husband To Train The Dog To Stay Off The Sofa. He Went The 'tough Love' Route.

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    Victoria Williams
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    5 years ago

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