Ever heard the saying "if you want a job doing well then you better do it yourself?" Well, the wives of these husbands clearly haven't, because if they had they wouldn't have asked their significant others to do any of the things that you can see in the pictures below. Compiled by Bored Panda, this list showcases the best of husband comedy and the worst of husband ineptitude. Although we're pretty sure that most of these things were done on purpose. At least, we HOPE they were done on purpose, because if they weren't then the future of mankind looks even grimmer than expected.
Do you have a husband who specializes in failing? Are you yourself a husband who can't get anything right? Then add your pictures to the list below and don't forget to comment!
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I Asked My Husband To Make A Shopping List
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Came Home To This Last Night
Oh my - must be related to my hubby. I opened our fridge door one day, and all the eggs had little faces drawn on them! I laughed myself sick!
That's a man with a sense of humor! I love it. I think it's great. That he would even know what to do with googlie eyes puts her ahead of me on the hubby score board.
Well looks like he wants to have someone e watching out for you no matter where you are in the house! Love at it's most obsessive!
Walked On My Husband Walking The Cat Across The Ceiling While Singing "Spider Cat, Spider Cat Does Whatever A Spider Cat Does"
this must be some kind of an unexplored disease -.- my husband does that too. our cat is black and white.... i feel better now....
That's a reference to the Simpsons movie- "spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does"
"Walking the cat across the ceiling..." A challenge to wrap my mind around it even before seeing the picture.????
Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home
This one reminds me of one late afternoon, a long time ago, when I was around 13 years old and my mother went for work in the evening. She specifically asked me - her youngest and only daughter - and not my dad nor my two older brothers, to put the laundry (which was bedding) from the washing machine (when finished) into the dryer. And so I did. Wondering why she had not asked me to start the dryer as well... Late that night she came home, tired from working, ran up to the dryer and allmost exploded. Leaving me genuinely surprised....
That's funny but I think if this happens to me and knowing I have to spend twenty minutes boiling pasta I'd be pretty pissed
You're lucky he could even find the spaghetti. My husband isn't even sure where we keep the friggin' milk!
My Friends Wife Let Him Name Their New Puppy
I Left My Husband Alone With The Baby For One Hour And Came Back To This
So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes
My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons
And angelo crazy a*s would do this s**t just to f**k my me time moment the only time I get away from him lmao.
I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me
My husband is also tall so guess where the peephole is on the front door??!
Ask him to put a matching one beneath it then you have "his" and "hers"
Ask him to put another one beneath it, then you gave matching mirrors"
Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This
Fun Fact: Children should never watch PPG it is really bad but in subtle ways children wouldn't get apparently.
Load More Replies...My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
i had poem magnets for my kids . . .hubby was banned from them because the kids can read . . . .
What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An Ice Cream Sale
that reminds me of when we go to the shops and there's a butter sale...
Wife Bought A Label Maker To Help Get Organized With Our New Daughter. I'm Already Finding It Helpful
Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes
When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch
C**k n' Balls. I noticed it right away, but then again I have dirty mind, so that helps.
I just saw two apples and a banana, and I didn't realize the shape until I read your comment, LOL!
Load More Replies...Is it wrong that I noticed the $20 first? #WellBalancedMeal #PhallicFood
Well, you have fruit so that's good...I'd grab some sushi then go buy some lip gloss or funky nail polish :)
It is called 'shortcut to using your imagination to make an interesting sandwich'.
Asked My Husband To Do A Lattice Over The Apple Pie I'm Making. This Is What He Came Back With
took me a few secs, then read what he wrote- F**K IT
Load More Replies...Asked My Husband To Watch The Baby
I am sure that baby will be a future pro gamer with that role model :D
One of my daughters fell out of a second story window when my EX-husband was playing on the computer while "watching" them. Swear to God. Be thankful for what you have and pick your battles! Lol!
I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee
So My Friend Asked Her Husband To Wrap At Least One Shirt, This Is What She Got
good thing i wasn't drinking anything while reading your comment :D
Load More Replies...My Husband Is An Asshole
OMG! I would catch my death! :D But it is very good cosplay. I love it. If it didn't jump on me from my shower :D
Pretty sure that's not cosplay! Could be a cardboard cut-out :3
Load More Replies...I Leave My Husband With The Baby For Ten Minutes
My Friend Convinced Her Husband To Go To Wine And Palette With Her
My Wife Told Me To Play With Our Puppy More
The board says your dog really looses scrabble bad. Growl, woof, snarl. Lol
I think the I'm dashing should be in front of the puppy what a beautiful dog
I don't mean to be a downer but in Scrabble is it even possible for the growl, woof and snarl to be there?
My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny
I just lost it....omg you win the internet today. LMAO!!
Load More Replies...My Husband May Have Gone Too Far In Dressing Our Son Like An Old Man For School Today
yikes! looks like he will get the rest of a haircut that night cuz it won't be so cute the next day
Why Husbands Should Not Be Left In Charge Of Elves On Shelves
I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book "To Get Some Tips"
What My Husband Left In The Fridge For Me This Morning
Whatever it tastes like, if he thought about her after being drunk, that is sweet enough! :P
Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This
He knows it ends up on the floor eventually :D So he is just waiting :D
Load More Replies...I don't have a mixer I have solved my meringue issue if that's not going to make it peak I quit baking forever
I Might Have To Kill My Husband
I just finished making muffins an hour ago I'm not showing my hubby this one he would do that
My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say
But it's just potatoes there like $3 for 10lbs I really hope that you don't cry about potatoes just finish the job or better yet get him to
Load More Replies...that's just mean, seriously! Now all the potatoes are kind of wasted! ):<
If you're making mashed it's better to leave skin on that is where your neutron is
Caught My Husband Red Handed. Thought He Was Working Out
My Dad Didn't Bother Reading The Card Before He Bought It
He may have just seen the For My Wife and the red heart and thought Bingo!
The picture caption says her father I assume that is his daughter just cause a woman is middle aged don't mean that her dad is dead
Load More Replies...Asked My Husband To Do Laundry
those are impossible to fold i dont care even when people show me there not to be folded
It's almost an art form getting the corners to tuck into the opposite side. I feel his pain
Our Daughter Really Wanted To Touch The Water But Couldn't Reach By Herself And This Was My Husband's Solution. Her Face Says It All
It would have been even funnier if they both fell in. HAHAHA. (As long as no one got hurt)
Load More Replies...This is why dads are so important in a little girl's life. Who else would help her fulfill her dreams in such a way?! :)
Hahah so awesome! My dad is like that! Always would do some crazy s**t for us!
My husband did this too..it was so funny and he fed our kid's curiousity..
So Husband Reorganized Our Bookshelf
Only the spines of those books are showing, the rest are turned around so you can't see the title.
My Husband Decided To Give Our Dog A Haircut
ooooooh noooooooo xPP P what has he dooone xD Must've been a moment, "I'm not paying 50 dollars for my dogs haircut! I can do that my self! derp!" xP
My Attentive Husband Playing With Our Daughter
this one made me sad. He didn't even put her on the soft padding. But he sat there....
So sad men like that don't deserve kids. What was he doing that could be more important than his baby
Your an amazingly stupid person p.s. babies don't move in pictures and there small kinda like a doll but you know alive
Load More Replies...My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace
That's the only kind of diamond necklace I would want my husband to give me! On the anniversary of our marriage he wanted to give me a diamond pickaxe/sword but they were out of stock :(
Aww I'd love it if my boyfriend gave me something like this. We're both huge dorks :)
Diamonds in Minecraft are supposedly rarer in Minecraft so be even more flattered.
Asked My Husband To Pick Up Some Throw Pillows Today. These Are What He Brought Home
My Friend Was At Michael's With Her Husband
What does she have so many down votes...? So would my hubby... why? Cause I usually don't leave I go for yarn and buy half the store
Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag
Husband Thought This Was A Suitable Message For Me
Hahahha, husbands and wives becane best of enemies when they have misundestandings and eventually became best of frens when they made up and overcome the trial..
My Husband Thinks It's Funny To Buy Dog Treats Disproportionate To The Size Of Our Dog
My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster
Well, someone I know did the same thing with a cellphone... We stopped him as soon as we saw!!!
A teenager known to us DID it to his granny's mobile. Mobile charred to a charcoal slab!
Load More Replies...My Ex did it with his socks and boxershorts too. I was laughing the whole day. Than he was mad at me.
As A Husband, I Decided To Make The Bed Properly
My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen Today. I Think He Wants An Award
Going Away For The Weekend And I Asked My Husband To Pack A Bag For Our Daughter
i have carried my kids this way so many times! one of the requirements for a diaper bag is that i can put the baby in it. very handy when you need to go potty and can't with a baby in your arms but really really so many reallys do not want to put an infant on a public bathroom floor
I Asked My Husband If He Would Bring Me Some Water. He Brought Me This. Thanks?
I Told My Husband To Buy "Some Tortillas." He Bought 40
So, I Told My Husband To Get Us A Nice Little Dog About 2 Years Ago. This Is The Pup And He's Not Done Growing
Err ya little... compared to an elephant... look at the bright side practice horse for your child
mine won't accept any dog smaller than a large. we have had rot/dane mix, great pyrenees etc.
My Friends Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So
You know he probably drinks too much that's the only reason. What does it matter whether it's there friends hubby or there hubby either way rot drinking anywhere is really stupid don't drink at all it just makes you stupid mouthy slur puke and do things so senseless you never would sober. Smoke weed instead it gives you a buzz no gross hangover or puking (the puking point is arguable I've greened out on epic herb) it's long term side effect free and nothing has ever been documented about adverse effects from long term use put down the bottle and grab a joint
So many of you women are ashamed of what you put your husbands up to, that you have to mention "my friend's husband"? You know we all see the same movies, where "I have this friend, and he has this problem..." is always managing to hide the truth... NOT!
This is the internet...where basically everything is anonymous, or at the very least we don't know the person. Ever thought that it really was their friend?
Load More Replies...This Is How My Husband Responds To His Cousin's Wedding Invitation
I Told My Husband He Could Help Make Cookies
I'm just interested in he fact that he has the same knife as the one in my house.
My Husband Decided To Make A Jewelry Box For His Mother For Christmas But Got High Right Before Drawing The Initial Design. I Pulled This Out Of The Recycling The Next Day
My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone
Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed
Well, it's for an infant girl. That must've been the way she wanted it!
Load More Replies...Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!
My Classmate Came Home To This From Her Husband
My Husband Is A Jerk. Yes Every Cookie Has A Bite Mark In It
Do NOT use that word it's hugely inappropriate I have family that has special needs your a f*****g a*****e
Load More Replies...I Left These Gingerbread Angels To Rest Before Decorating, When Came Back Found Them Decorated
So I Went To The Bathroom And Found This... Apparently My Husband Is 12 Years Old
My Passive Aggressive Attempt At Telling My Wife That This Is Not Acceptable
Who actually sticks their hair to the wall and leaves it there? That's gross!
But you repositioned the hair you are just as gross and u know it is just hair Seinfeld made a good point your willing to kiss a loved one on top of the head which is covered in hair but as soon as the exact same hair is unattached it's magically disgusting it's the same hair but cleaner in the shower vs sweat covered and dirty
How is this gross? Lol, it's clean hair. Not in the drain. Think about it.
My husband does this, he has by far the longest hair of the 4 adults in the house (the rest have really short hair) and about 70% of the time there is a wad of hair in the bathtub. I take pics and email them to him at work until I realized I could just keep sending the same pic
I could never be with someone with as little manners as your wife. You're my new hero!
How My Husband Makes Hamburgers
I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes....
No it's the picture he sent me with the word "oops" under it
Load More Replies...My Husband Added A Task To My Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist
Asked My Husband To Iron My Pants And He Gave Me 1980's Creases
Hmm.... I had no idea there was such a thing as 80s creases. I would have done the same thing. I did my military uniforms like this in the 90s. Oh... and I'm a woman so... shows how much I know. #WomanFail
Two Different Homes. Two Different Husbands. Same Christmas Feeling
My Husband Texted This To Me While He Was Getting Gas This Morning
My Husband Wanted To Make Dinner Tonight In The Crock Pot. Those Used To Be Hot Dogs
I think that's called a slow cooker in England. I use them. Cook them overnight for 8 hours and you don't have to watch them. The black beans stained the sausages I think.
That's great now make him eat one you know... just to see how good his beautiful hot dog chilly stew tastes
My Husband Made Me This Anniversary Card
My Husband Sent This Photo To Me And Saying We Needed To Go Shopping
I Asked My Husband To Help Me Pick Up Raspberries And Blueberries, And This Is What He Came Back With
This happens when reading labels don't happen and your right they do look like what everyone pictures a berry to be and it's more blue then the other ones p.s. That Damien guy didn't deserve any down vote
This Is What You Get, When Your Trainer Is Your Husband
My Husband Cleaned The House Earlier
It's flipped the wrong way, so you can see the zipper. :)
Load More Replies...Asked My Sweet Husband To Pick The Soap Off The Shower Floor. He Thinks He's So Funny
My Husband Was Responsible For Wrapping The Present
I Asked My Husband To Stir My Drink, Aaaaand This Is What He Did. Thank You. Exactly What I Had In Mind
If this isn't what you have in mind then you should use your words and TELL US! As a man, nothing annoys me more than when a girl asks me to do small things like this, things there is no apparent reason she couldn't do on her own. "stir this drink for me".. like we have some special supertool that is made f... ooh... OOOHH..
that is what this girl would have done. this is more smart aleck than male i think
ok first of all she asked to stir her drink, id do a lot for my gf but that's just pure laziness
I Asked My Husband To Put This Sandwich Inside The Fridge
he didn't use a plate, or a container, or a baggie. food touching inside of the fridge...( i know it's clean in theory but it ain't that clean)
Load More Replies...Asked My Husband To Draw Me, He Gives Me This
Your husband getting art lessons from my 6 month old niece. Even a simple stick figure with a sideways 8 for blobs would be more flattering he made you look fat and your clearly not
Go To Give Our Son A Bath, Pull Back The Curtain To Find This Thing My Husband Did
I Asked My Husband To Take Our Daughter Play Outside. And This Is What I Saw...
As long as he doesn't drop her - they're having fun, who cares how he does it?
Asked My Husband To Bring Home Wine. He Did
These Are The Cupboards My 6'8 Husband Installed For Me . I'm 5'5. Ladder Anyone?
My Husband Leaves A Plethora Of Cups At The Top Of The Stairs For Weeks. He's Run Out Of Room, So Now A Couple Of Cups Has Accumulated In Our Bathroom
I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There.
I Told My Husband To Put Our Daughter To Bed
I Asked My Husband To Change The Sheets And He Did! :)
I Asked My Husband To Put The Groceries Away
I Asked My Husband To Clean Up The Kitchen From Old Fruit And Veg..
I Asked My Husband To Train The Dog To Stay Off The Sofa. He Went The 'tough Love' Route.
Most of these were just pictures stolen from the internet. Do these people need the validation of strangers that badly?
My sisters and I texted back and forth all day. We loved the similarities to the men in our lives! Great collection!
Most of these were just pictures stolen from the internet. Do these people need the validation of strangers that badly?
My sisters and I texted back and forth all day. We loved the similarities to the men in our lives! Great collection!
