February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.
It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.
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A Practical Joke
The Single Life
Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?
Someone To Hate It All With
Relationship Status
imagiNATION
Accepting The Fate
My Two Night Stands
Kiss Cam
Meeting New People
Best Companion
The Lonely Dog
Patiently Waiting
Two Kinds Of Dates
The Only Single Person
Single vs. In A Relationship
A Cycle Of Sadness
The Infamous Selfie
Hide The Desperation
Table For One
He Can Hear You!
A Valentine's Date
Single For A Loooong Time
Single People Jokes
Me vs. A Calendar
Joke Is On You
The Future Is Clear
Dating Tips
Single People Jokes
Valentine's Plans
Dancing With Myself
Lower Your Standards
Merry Christmas!
Telling The World
A New Single
Holding Hands
Perfect Date
Ideal For Valentine's
Because Grammar
Single By Choice
The Dating Pool
If You Need Someone To Talk To
Why Do You Ask?
Social Labels
You Know, This And That
Friend Zone
Queue Up
Pizza My Heart
First Date Emergency
Single, Male, And English
Third Wheel
Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer
Valentine's Plans
It's A Date!
Making The Best
Dinner For Two
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I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
Load More Replies...Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.
Load More Replies...Why are there so many frigging pages to these things?! Just put all the funnies on one page, ffs...
I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
Load More Replies...Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.
Load More Replies...Why are there so many frigging pages to these things?! Just put all the funnies on one page, ffs...